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Title: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 17, 2012, 06:49:17 PM
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 A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire.
She was ready to go into my backyard to check it out. I just happened to be going out the door when I caught her walking across my yard. She yelled over at me and kept moving toward the backyard.

We were barbecuing. No more smoke than we usually get when barbecuing.

I thanked her and she left. She didn't seem the least bit embarrassed.

And the more I think about it, I get pissed. This lady was across the street, saw smoke and came running. I know I should be grateful but it just seems rude for her to barge on into my yard when it was just the barbecue grill.

So am I just being sensitive or was this lady intruding?
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Carl on January 17, 2012, 06:51:52 PM
No,you are just being your normal,miserable,vicious,wretch of fecal matter you always are Anne.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: shadeaux on January 17, 2012, 06:53:50 PM
I was gonna say straight up bitch.   :-)
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: beefeater on January 17, 2012, 06:56:24 PM
Since I wouldn't cross the street to piss on a burning DUmmie, I would say you're lucky someone was at least concerned.

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: AprilRazz on January 17, 2012, 06:57:21 PM
Wonder if she was wearing an old WWII helmet with 4 batteries strapped across her chest?
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 17, 2012, 07:00:12 PM
Seriously?  She thinks a neighbor checking up on smoke coming from her property is invasive?  What a bitch.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 17, 2012, 07:06:12 PM
I don't get it. Who posts this kind of stuff? On a public forum?
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: NHSparky on January 17, 2012, 07:08:15 PM
Anne, if you're "bbqing" and the neighbors are worried your house is burning down, it ain't bbqing anymore.  You're murdering a perfectly good piece of meat.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Delmar on January 17, 2012, 07:38:04 PM
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Lydia Leftcoast
30. She was just what the Japanese call an "awaté-mono"--a person who

tends to get all excited and panicky for no reason.

Thanks for the lesson in Japanese culture, DUmmy.  Lydia Leftcoast is what the Japanese call a Maruta--a log of wood.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: MrsSmith on January 17, 2012, 07:55:56 PM
I've had a neighbor come over a time or two because something looked bad...I've always been really grateful.  What if the house had been on fire and our "favorite" KC area teacher wasn't home.  I bet she'd have a totally different outlook on what that "intrusive" neighbor might have saved.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: zeitgeist on January 17, 2012, 07:57:25 PM
Since I wouldn't cross the street to piss on a burning DUmmie, I would say you're lucky someone was at least concerned.

 :fuelfire:

Or in the words of a fellow I once knew:  "I wouldn't cross the street to  piss up her asshole if her guts were on fire." :fuelfire:

Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 17, 2012, 08:57:21 PM
A normal person cannot conceive of being angered by someone who tries to warn them of a house fire, even if it turns out to be a false alarm.

There is not a single normal person on that entire DUmp thread.

Maybe proud2BDUmb Anne is going to start making her usual nasty posts in 2012.

She disappeared into copy-and-paste oblivion after coach's PR job got her an unearned DOTY in 2010.

Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Freeper on January 17, 2012, 09:04:11 PM
This comes as no surprise, after all these are the same morons who get pissy if some "fundy" says they will pray for them during tough times.
They never can appreciate that someone is trying to be helpful.

Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: beefeater on January 17, 2012, 10:21:11 PM
Wait a sec! This is one of those clever bait things that asswire was talking about in order to fool us. OMG! We actually fell for that MORON'S bouncy. I'm soooo ashamed.

From kpete's WTF thread

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Response to demtenjeep (Reply #22)Tue Jan 17, 2012, 02:29 AM
 grasswire
26. yes, one can learn a lot by laying a little bait on them. n/t

 :tongue: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: JakeStyle on January 17, 2012, 10:56:07 PM
I don't get it. Who posts this kind of stuff? On a public forum?

No shit.  This is one of the strangest threads I've seen in a while at the DUmp.  Only a Dumpmonkey would be offended by a person who was genuinely going out of their way to help them.  I hope your house burns down and your neighbors roast marshmallows over the coals, Anne.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Revolution on January 17, 2012, 11:14:31 PM
Hey look...a new Transformer! Megabitch.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: jukin on January 17, 2012, 11:33:58 PM
These people have some very, very bad mental problems and should be quarantined from decent, civilized people like the helpful, caring neighbor.

Hopefully next time there is a huge smoke plume coming out of the DUche's house the neighbor will call the police and bust them for smoking pot and a long and painful prison sentence comes down on it.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: diesel driver on January 18, 2012, 05:15:20 AM
Seriously?  She thinks a neighbor checking up on smoke coming from her property is invasive?  What a bitch.

I don't get it, either.

DUmmies will get oh so offended if someone comes on THEIR property, but think it's perfectly peachy to "take" someone else's property if they deem someone else of having "too much". 

I would have thanked the neighbor for their concern, and invited them to partake of our BBQ.  Sharing is a concept totally lost on a DUmmie.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2012, 06:41:09 AM
Thanks for the lesson in Japanese culture, DUmmy.  Lydia Leftcoast is what the Japanese call a Maruta--a log of wood.
And proud2BDUmb Anne, in the words of that Japanese psychologist, is a victim of Ed Zachary disease.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 18, 2012, 08:51:23 AM
And proud2BDUmb Anne, in the words of that Japanese psychologist, is a victim of Ed Zachary disease.

Bakayaro, one of the few Japanese words I know, came to mind, but I like your take on it, too.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Karin on January 18, 2012, 09:52:11 AM
After seeing her face on that short video taken at her school, with her permafrown, I can precisely see her getting all angry, thinking to herself "that woman was intruding!"   I'm with others here.  I'd say, "thanks so much!  Say, have a burger!"

Speaking of anger, and OT, but over on another thread, Grasswire said we were "angry" that she was starting her pie shop.  Is that a strange choice of words, or what?   
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 18, 2012, 10:00:16 AM
She's a lib.

They reject the idea that family and neighbors will watch out for each other.

What we need is a massive, top-down federal program supported by an unwieldy, unyielding bureaucracy with tens of thousands of inspectors peering into our backyards to ensure there is no fire.

All we need is to tax 1% milk at 190% to pay for it but only if the tax collectors get full collective bargaining rights.

THEN she will be happy.





maybe
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2012, 10:10:46 AM
Speaking of anger, and OT, but over on another thread, Grasswire said we were "angry" that she was starting her pie shop.  Is that a strange choice of words, or what?
How could anyone be angry at the thought of poor, addled grasswire opening a non-profit pie shop in that abandoned bodega? It's hilarious!

The only part of her plan that's doable is the "non-profit" angle. There's no risk she'd ever make a profit.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Gina on January 18, 2012, 10:39:46 AM
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  Amazing!
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Maxiest on January 18, 2012, 10:46:23 AM
Sharing is a concept totally lost on a DUmmie.

Oh no... They freaking love sharing... sharing your stuff and my stuff with other people.  Sharing is great when it's not yours to share.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: NHSparky on January 18, 2012, 11:32:15 AM
A little helpful suggestion to the DUmp denizens:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ikNY3712g&feature=related[/youtube]

"The roof, the roof, the roof is on FIRE!!!!"
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: 67 Rover on January 18, 2012, 11:50:05 AM
It must be nice to be able to BBQ in the middle of a normal work day.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Karin on January 18, 2012, 12:15:45 PM
It was MLK day, they get it off.   Winter break was sooooo long ago, they must be all must exhausted and ready for a well-deserved restful vacation day.

Kansas in the middle of winter.  Is the neighbor so out of line to think of something might be going on other than outdoor barbecuing?  I know hardcore grillers brave the cold and all, but not everybody does. 
 
She's such a bitch.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: NHSparky on January 18, 2012, 12:17:27 PM
It was MLK day, they get it off.   Winter break was sooooo long ago, they must be all must exhausted and ready for a well-deserved restful vacation day.

Kansas in the middle of winter.  Is the neighbor so out of line to think of something might be going on other than outdoor barbecuing?  I know hardcore grillers brave the cold and all, but not everybody does. 
 
She's such a bitch.

It ain't THAT cold in Kansas, although I haven't grilled anything yet this year.  That might change this weekend.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2012, 01:40:42 PM
She was pissed because the warning implied she was burning food on the grill. Can you imagine having your food prepared by that hateful little rodent?
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Gina on January 18, 2012, 03:09:28 PM
She was pissed because the warning implied she was burning food on the grill. Can you imagine having your food prepared by that hateful little rodent?

She probably wouldn't even tell you she dropped the steak on the ground by the dog pen.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: SarasotaRepub on January 18, 2012, 03:18:49 PM
I don't get it. Who posts this kind of stuff? On a public forum?

Morons. In other words, DUmmies.  :-)

That is a whole lot of "Teh Stupid".
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: RWKindaGuy on January 18, 2012, 03:58:33 PM
A normal person cannot conceive of being angered by someone who tries to warn them of a house fire, even if it turns out to be a false alarm.

There is not a single normal person on that entire DUmp thread.

Maybe proud2BDUmb Anne is going to start making her usual nasty posts in 2012.

She disappeared into copy-and-paste oblivion after coach's PR job got her an unearned DOTY in 2010.

I was thinking the same thing.  Not only would I be grateful, I'd probably offer them some BBQ. 

Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: sybilll on January 18, 2012, 04:52:42 PM
What an insufferable bitch. 
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Kimberly on January 18, 2012, 09:28:08 PM
Little miss braggy pants adds her two cents:

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demtenjeep
33. The Hubs likes to light his fire pit on the weekends. Once the neighbor looked through our

fence and came over to tell the hubs our back yard had a fire ...hehe. Hubs showed him the fire pit (all perfectly legal) and the neighbor got all angry about how you couldn't have an open fire in the city.

Hubs fire pit is actually one of those cool chiminea type things with a huge caged-in base. Neighbor was not happy but we noticed that in the last few months, he has gotten one and enjoys his back yard as well.


For living in the city, we have a pretty huge back yard. It is kind of pie shaped and has 8 feet privacy fencing all around. We enjoy being outdoors in the evenings and sitting in our hot tub listening to music with the fire going. In those elements, one doesn't get the feeling that we are in the city at all.


 
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: JakeStyle on January 18, 2012, 09:42:15 PM
It sounds like Pam and the Hubs are living the dream.  I would bet my next paycheck that nothing in that post of hers is true. 
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: BEG on January 18, 2012, 09:46:45 PM
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demtenjeep
33. The Hubs likes to light his fire pit on the weekends. Once the neighbor looked through our

fence and came over to tell the hubs our back yard had a fire ...hehe. Hubs showed him the fire pit (all perfectly legal) and the neighbor got all angry about how you couldn't have an open fire in the city.

Hubs fire pit is actually one of those cool chiminea type things with a huge caged-in base. Neighbor was not happy but we noticed that in the last few months, he has gotten one and enjoys his back yard as well.


For living in the city, we have a pretty huge back yard. It is kind of pie shaped and has 8 feet privacy fencing all around. We enjoy being outdoors in the evenings and sitting in our hot tub listening to music with the fire going. In those elements, one doesn't get the feeling that we are in the city at all.

Oh the humanity.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: JakeStyle on January 18, 2012, 09:49:35 PM
Oh the humanity.

She likes to flaunt her tramp stamp.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2012, 10:01:07 PM
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We enjoy being outdoors in the evenings and sitting in our hot tub listening to music with the fire going.


Hot Tub Time Machine

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greenbriar (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-25-08 04:48 PM
Original message
Okay peeps...I am in love and its not with my hubby
hubby is a drunk and mean

Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: thundley4 on January 18, 2012, 10:10:57 PM
She likes to flaunt her tramp stamp.

Oh the huge manatee!!!!!!
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: JakeStyle on January 18, 2012, 10:13:29 PM
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greenbriar (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-25-08 04:48 PM
Original message
Okay peeps...I am in love and its not with my hubby
hubby is a drunk and mean

That was when she was horny for the lounge singer on her last cruise I think.  She posts stuff like that on the internet and then whines about how she is being stalked by pricks when her comments are quoted.  Pam Dawson, you are ****ed up like a soup sandwich.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: JakeStyle on January 18, 2012, 10:24:39 PM
Just wanted to add, when I zoom in at Google Earth, Pams backyard looks more like an abandoned junkyard than the paradise that she describes.  Hubs needs to water the grass and maybe clear away the wreckage, if he can stay sober long enough.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: delilahmused on January 19, 2012, 01:14:05 AM
Their threads are getting weirder and weirder lately. Must be something in the water at DU3.

Cindie
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Skul on January 19, 2012, 01:34:55 AM
She probably wouldn't even tell you she dropped the steak on the ground by the dog pen.
Five seconds, Gina, five seconds.
Good to go. :-)
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Gina on January 19, 2012, 07:47:03 AM
Five seconds, Gina, five seconds.
Good to go. :-)

Hell, I know.  I have been known to eat an m & m off the floor when cleaning and I have no idea how long it's been there under the couch.   :hyper:
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: vesta111 on January 19, 2012, 08:51:29 AM
This woman needs to meet my ex-inlaws.     

3 miles down a dirt road, they lived, nearest neighbor lived up road about a mile or so.

One day the inlaws decided to burn some brush near the road, took all percautions to keep it spreading but something went wrong.

The fire did with a shift in the wind begin to spread, in-laws were frantically trying to put out the fire, down the road comes the only neighbors, young couple with a couple kids and they if not blind could see the two in one of a mess.

They the neighbors could see from perhaps 1/4 mile what was going on, they drove past these people honked their horn and left them to put out the fire by themselves. [Good neighbors that minded their own business ]

Then there is my story, bought a home that had been vacant for a couple year, moved in but before I had a chance to even meet the neighbors, I get a phone call from a 80 year old man that lived in the back.

Oh he was so old but concerned, he had found my brand new phone number from my address at the phone company [ remember when we had them?] and called me to warn me my house may have been on fire.

Seems there were billowing clouds of smoke coming from the back of my house.    Poor old dude he was so worried that had I been not able to answer the phone he was fixing to call the fire department.

Funny, we for years laughed about this, old timer lived to be 92 I think.  We being the old man any myself.

Back on track when we bought the home there was a very large pantry off the kitchen.  We rounded up the people we needed off the boat for electrics, plumbing and some sailors helped us move in and set up a washer and dryer.

The pantry was now a laundry room.  All of this was totally illegal, Nothing was done about permits, or city inspection. Any of this ring a bell for the comshore military?

What this concerned citizen saw was the vapor from my dryer, as my home had never had a dryer before and this paniced the old man.

After I calmed the old man down and went on my way what I wondered would have happend had he called the Fire Department and I was not at home???  Would the city have checked on permits to have a laundry room????--OH_OH , big time trouble.

Nasty woman needs to send Flowers to this busy a body and a thank you note.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: franksolich on January 19, 2012, 08:53:44 AM
Nasty woman.....

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You don't know the Die alte Sau very well, do you, vesta?
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: docstew on January 19, 2012, 11:20:05 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You don't know the Die alte Sau very well, do you, vesta?

BS for quoting vesta, even if it was short. It's the principle of the thing
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Gina on January 19, 2012, 02:18:44 PM
(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/f/funny_women_joke-18668.jpg)
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: LC EFA on January 19, 2012, 05:12:36 PM
More like the stupid bint was having a bongathon with her equally worthless associates and had the fright of her life when the neighbour showed up.
 
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: diesel driver on January 19, 2012, 05:44:07 PM
Hell, I know.  I have been known to eat an m & m off the floor when cleaning and I have no idea how long it's been there under the couch.   :hyper:

So long as the hard candy covering is still intact, it's all good!   :II:
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: dixierose on January 19, 2012, 08:13:33 PM
More like the stupid bint was having a bongathon with her equally worthless associates and had the fright of her life when the neighbour showed up.
 

LOL. Great minds think alike. The same thing crossed my mind.
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: BEG on January 19, 2012, 08:43:40 PM
(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/f/funny_women_joke-18668.jpg)


Ha hahaha     

H5
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: Maxiest on January 19, 2012, 08:44:40 PM
(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/f/funny_women_joke-18668.jpg)

TRUE!!!
Title: Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 20, 2012, 06:57:11 AM
(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/f/funny_women_joke-18668.jpg)

Almost put the Dunkin' Donuts Mint Hot Chocolate on my monitor . . . H5!