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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on January 12, 2012, 06:27:45 PM

Title: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: franksolich on January 12, 2012, 06:27:45 PM: Okay, one of these handy-dandy little polls here, for market research on what the audience wants, so we can be sure to deliver the goods.

Why do you come to the DUmpster?
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: Chris_ on January 12, 2012, 06:30:39 PM: A little from column A, a little from column B. It helps if they're both available in the same post/thread.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: tanstaafl on January 12, 2012, 06:58:09 PM: Alright, I confess. I'm the one that voted "Other".

I come to CC because I like franksolich's stories. It's what brought me over in the first place with the 2010 Christmas Story after I caught it on FR. After lurking a few days, I found that there were many here whose comments matched my mindset. So I felt at home and signed up.

I like a lot of the regulars here. My kind of people. It's like my old man used to say: "Anyone seen Tanataafl? Oh, he's with friends. Well, if he's with people, he'll be OK."

Of course, the entertainment value CC provides is good and I enjoy it immensely.
I don't do Oppositional Research on the DUmmies. They're called DUmmies for a reason and it fits them. That's all the research I need from that group.
And as for Anthropological Purposes, well I'll leave that endeavor to those more cereberally suited for the field of study, I don't have the patience.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 12, 2012, 08:03:04 PM: I used to come for some light entertainment, now I come to lift some Nadin lines for protest signs.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: miskie on January 12, 2012, 08:38:54 PM: Mainly for the entertainment, and secondly for research into the workings of the primitive mind.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: Skul on January 12, 2012, 10:20:31 PM: Meh, nothing light about the amusement.
Just full on, get down, gorilla sex.
Stupid DUmpmonkeys just don't know we're laughing at them when they're boofing a football.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: dutch508 on January 12, 2012, 10:26:14 PM: I come for the peach cobbler.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: Skul on January 12, 2012, 10:40:24 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on January 12, 2012, 10:26:14 PM
I come for the peach cobbler.
Crap, I missed out on that. BS for not telling us about it.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: JakeStyle on January 12, 2012, 11:21:50 PM: I'm just here for the laughs, the DUmmies always deliver.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: sybilll on January 13, 2012, 02:23:35 AM: I voted Other because I come to the DUmpster to vent about what dumbasses they are. I like the remainder of CC for it's content that I may not have gleened from other sources.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: Wineslob on January 13, 2012, 09:21:16 AM: I voted light amusement.

One thing though, the DUmp helps me keep an eye on what many Liberals really think. I find that MANY here, where I live, are much like the deinzens of the DUmp, all I have to do is read the local News and Review, or newspaper to see that this is so.

I watch, and wait.
Title: Re: poll: why do you come to the DUmpster?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 13, 2012, 09:33:30 AM: For about 0.68 seconds, I was torn between "light amusement" and "opposition research", until I remembered that the DLC pays $kimmer handsomely to keep these idiots corralled, and away from cameras, especially during an election year. So "opposition research" doesn't really apply, if only because the rest of the Dhimmi'Rat party isn't anywhere near as "Go For Broke" in their movement towards socialism/totalitarianism as the DUmbshits are.