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Title: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: marv on January 12, 2012, 01:38:20 PM: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/post/president-obamas-got-sons/2012/01/12/gIQA3FEUtP_blog.html
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Breaking news!

President Obama, speaking last night in Chicago at a fundraiser at a private home, unloaded this bombshell:

Obama, according to the White House transcript, talked about â€œThe first bill I signed â€” a bill that said that weâ€™re going to have equal pay for equal work because I want my daughters treated the same way as my sons.â€

Sons? What sons? How many? Where? Names? Do the girls know? (More importantly, does Michelle?)

Will the boys be joining him on the campaign trail?

Hmmm, been snortin' again?
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: Chris_ on January 12, 2012, 02:25:19 PM: Damn, he's stupid.
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: thundley4 on January 12, 2012, 03:12:10 PM: Maybe he has some illegitimate little bastards running around.
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 12, 2012, 03:17:32 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on January 12, 2012, 03:12:10 PM
Maybe he has some illegitimate little bastards running around.

"My baby daddy duh Prezident"....."I'm call'n Maury Poorbitch".
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: DefiantSix on January 12, 2012, 03:50:58 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 12, 2012, 03:17:32 PM
"My baby daddy duh Prezident"....."I'm call'n Maury Poorbitch".

I LOL'ed.

Maybe Maury can find O'Bastard's real birf certificate while he's runnin' da SCOAMF's DNA... :popcorn:
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 12, 2012, 04:08:57 PM: Just following in his father's footsteps, maybe.

:whatever:
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: zeitgeist on January 12, 2012, 04:09:58 PM: Quote from: marv on January 12, 2012, 01:38:20 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/post/president-obamas-got-sons/2012/01/12/gIQA3FEUtP_blog.html
Hmmm, been snortin' again?

I like it Obama Bin Snotin'. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: Rugnuts on January 12, 2012, 09:58:13 PM: you guys are takin it wrong

obama knows hes god incarnated. when he says "daughters and sons" he means all of mankind, not just mooshells litter.
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: JakeStyle on January 12, 2012, 10:15:28 PM: He really is a goofy bastard.

(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/obama-crazy-face.jpg)
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: marv on January 13, 2012, 07:39:55 AM: They're both goofy...

(http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/michelle-obama-psycho-e1313595902863.jpg)
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: NHSparky on January 13, 2012, 08:19:36 AM: Quote from: marv on January 13, 2012, 07:39:55 AM
They're both goofy...

Yeah, she's not an angry black woman. No siree!!!

But anyone ever notice the resemblance?

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/6/128887878888118436.jpg)
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 13, 2012, 10:06:25 AM: Maybe he left some nappy headed Muslims in Pakistan when he was over there where legally he wasn't supposed to be. Or maybe he squirted out a few in Kenya when he was visiting family and searching for his daddy's ~~root~~...uh... roots.
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: Boudicca on January 13, 2012, 08:51:17 PM: Quote from: marv on January 13, 2012, 07:39:55 AM
They're both goofy...

(http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/michelle-obama-psycho-e1313595902863.jpg)

Every time I see that pic, all I can think of is an escapee from Planet of the Apes. :o

As for Lord Loser, he's obviously been picking up tips on siring illegimate spawn from Mill Boy Johnnie Edwards. :whatever:
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: DefiantSix on January 13, 2012, 09:11:18 PM: Quote from: Boudicca on January 13, 2012, 08:51:17 PM
Every time I see that pic, all I can think of is an escapee from Planet of the Apes. :o

As for Lord Loser, he's obviously been picking up tips on siring illegimate spawn from Mill Boy Johnnie Edwards. :whatever:

I wonder if Jailbird Johnny has any tips for the SCOAMF in Chief for the best way to hold the pillow so that Bubba never finds out that he's hurting your tender pink ass when he doesn't use lube...
Title: Re: Oops! Maybe Mooch had them aborted........
Post by: Boudicca on January 13, 2012, 10:21:13 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on January 13, 2012, 09:11:18 PM
I wonder if Jailbird Johnny has any tips for the SCOAMF in Chief for the best way to hold the pillow so that Bubba never finds out that he's hurting your tender pink ass when he doesn't use lube...

Scumbag Edwards and Lord Zer0 need to be on the receiving end of, respectively, the judicial and political reamings of all time, that's for sure. :fuelfire: