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Title: Another brilliant screed from the super geniuses.
Post by: Carl on January 11, 2012, 12:26:24 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002153328


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opihimoimoi (51,965 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 GOPers and their Compulsion for the Nations REMOTE CONTROL = ABUSE
DEMs want the same control to prevent ABUSE...

So sez REASON, LOGIC, and COMMON SENSE

PREVENT NATIONAL CRISIS.....

VOTE REASON

Vote Blue ...always...at all levels

 

This idiot claims to be Hawaiian and posts thread after thread of useless inanity in this format.
God has the DUmp gotten boring.  :yawn:
Title: Re: Another brilliant screed from the super geniuses.
Post by: Chris_ on January 11, 2012, 12:28:03 PM
Random capitalization, ridiculous spelling errors, gratuitous use of the Caps Lock key, zombie-like regurgitation of trite slogans and catchphrases.

That's it, I'm convinced.  Where do I sign up?
Title: Re: Another brilliant screed from the super geniuses.
Post by: Karin on January 11, 2012, 01:27:04 PM
Octafish replied to her with similar banalities.  "Dems are so great" or something.  Opi replies with more brilliance:

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opihimoimoi (51,967 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Ed Zachery::: Come, We Go LUAU...The GREEN ONE.....

Accompanied by a bouncy smiley, and a waving smiley. 

She made a whole thread out of that.  She really is one of the stupidest ones over there. 
Title: Re: Another brilliant screed from the super geniuses.
Post by: diesel driver on January 12, 2012, 04:23:35 AM
Where has this idiot been hiding for almost 52,000 posts?   :mental:
Title: Re: Another brilliant screed from the super geniuses.
Post by: Karin on January 12, 2012, 07:31:28 AM
Then, Octafish posts a racist joke:

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Octafish (29,393 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. This Ed Zachary?

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

 

I dunno about Opi.  This is someone so stupid, she even gets overlooked for a DOTY nomination, let alone placing.  Her English somehow reminds of "I love you long time." 
Title: Re: Another brilliant screed from the super geniuses.
Post by: Maxiest on January 12, 2012, 08:31:52 AM
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opihimoimoi (51,965 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 GOPers and their Compulsion for the Nations REMOTE CONTROL = ABUSE
DEMs want the same control to prevent ABUSE...

So sez REASON, LOGIC, and COMMON SENSE

PREVENT NATIONAL CRISIS.....

VOTE REASON

Vote Blue ...always...at all levels

Wow, I don't even know what to say.  So let me get this straight, the "GOPers" want the remote because they think they have all the answers and this equals abuse.  But when they "DEMs" want the remote because they think they have all the answers this is "REASON, LOGIC, AND COMMON SENSE?"


You're a ****ing retard... so sez me.   :mental:
Title: Re: Another brilliant screed from the super geniuses.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 12, 2012, 08:38:47 AM
Opi is as dumb as a river rock, and almost as literate.