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Title: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: BattleHymn on January 09, 2012, 08:34:47 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/106160

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proud2BlibKansan
 
Since I know you're concerned . . .
I wanted to let you know the Tea Party reps read the MO state constitution on the floor of the House in Jeff City yesterday on opening day.

I was in the gallery. Left before they finished reading the whole thing.

Tea Party peeps are EVERYWHERE in Jeff City. We saw them in the halls of the Capitol, at lunch in the cafeteria, walking the grounds and even in our hotel.

Did you check under the bed, and in your closet, too?  

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Star Member barbtries
1. eek

that's discouraging.

Prepare to be discouraged to an even greater extent, come November.  

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xmas74
2. I'm not surprised at all.

I've noticed them all over in my area. Further central and south they are usually more plentiful. Many of them are farmers who complain about paying any taxes, yet receive any number of farm subsidies.

Did you report them to #Attackwatch yet?    

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proud2BlibKansan
3. And they're typically over 60

Didn't see any young ones during our visit.

For anyone wondering how we know who they are, they wear silly t-shirts and hats. One group we encountered was talking so loudly everyone in the room could hear them.

I'm not surprised, considering Wednesday (or Wendesday, for our nadin-impaired readers) was a weekday, when normal people under retirement age are usually... at work.  Idiot.  

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xmas74
4. I figured it was easy to identify them.

The ones up here wear stupid trucker style caps with idiotic logos, usually matching the ones on their trucks. Oh, and they yell about everything, usually about how they are being "subjected".

Around here they start in their thirties but those are a certain type. At that age they just bitch and moan and swear they'll vote for or against (fill in the blank). In their fifties is when you see them out with the hats and talking about protests.

(As a college town we have a whole different subsect of tea partiers who are in their twenties and in love with Ron Paul. That's a story that would take so long to discuss!)

Yes, but where are their guns??

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The Genealogist
5. Around these parts, it is easiest to tell the teabaggers by their signs

They put them in their yards, or on their vehicles as bumper stickers. I don't see a lot of them in public spouting their absurd nonsense. They do have rallies from time to time, but I have not seen one in person, just on the news or in the papers.

But, have you seen any guns??!  I'm beginning to get worried.  

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xmas74
6. I've witnessed the rage in person.

A few I really wanted to laugh at, until I realized that they had their gun racks in their trucks stocked.

A stocked gun rack??  Holy heck, did you alert the police?!???  :panic:   :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:  :panic:





Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: Ogre on January 09, 2012, 09:06:37 PM
Oh shit, that DUmb*** was in my neck of the woods.  I thought I smelled something, just thought it was one of the poultry farms.

I wish it would confine is DUmb*** to KC and leave the rest of us alone. :bird:
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: BEG on January 09, 2012, 09:35:06 PM
I thought the "teabaggers" were dead and gone.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: BattleHymn on January 09, 2012, 09:38:14 PM
I thought the "teabaggers" were dead and gone.

I'm content to let them keep thinking such a thing.  :evillaugh:

Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 09, 2012, 10:49:06 PM
Funny how bathing and politeness are such turn-offs to DUmmies.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: jukin on January 09, 2012, 11:11:54 PM
Oh dear, the first Tuesday in November this year is going to be priceless!
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: kraven on January 10, 2012, 12:27:34 AM
 how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri

That is easy enough, just look for the folks that have jobs and aren't collecting welfare checks.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: BattleHymn on January 10, 2012, 01:39:10 AM
how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri

That is easy enough, just look for the folks that have jobs and aren't collecting welfare checks.

H5   :-) 
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: diesel driver on January 10, 2012, 05:01:13 AM
how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri

That is easy enough, just look for the folks that have jobs and aren't collecting welfare checks.

They also are polite, courteous, humble, generous, and don't emit strange, foul odors.

They don't have tattoos covering their arms, piercings on their navels or genitals, or looking like they fell face first into an open tackle box.
 
You can usually find a great number of them in a church on a Sunday morning.  They cling to their God, their guns, and their freedoms, and believe the borders should be CLOSED, and ILLEGAL aliens should be sent home.

You sure as hell won't find them breaking laws, destroying private or public property, or at ANY Occupy movement.

And you sure as hell won't find them voting for Zero come November.

They are the REAL 99%!
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 10, 2012, 05:41:48 AM
They also are polite, courteous, humble, generous, and don't emit strange, foul odors.

They don't have tattoos covering their arms, piercings on their navels or genitals, or looking like they fell face first into an open tackle box.
 
You can usually find a great number of them in a church on a Sunday morning.  They cling to their God, their guns, and their freedoms, and believe the borders should be CLOSED, and ILLEGAL aliens should be sent home.

You sure as hell won't find them breaking laws, destroying private or public property, or at ANY Occupy movement.

And you sure as hell won't find them voting for Zero come November.

They are the REAL 99%!


Right on and a HI 5 to you.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: Karin on January 10, 2012, 07:17:35 AM
I thought the "teabaggers" were dead and gone.

There was a thread over there the other day.  It was too small to bring over as one of our own, but the OP said "There is no such thing as the Tea Party.  It is all a figment of the Repuke's imagination."  No evidence, just assertion.  There were only 2 replies, so I left it alone.  They said, "no, we're lousy with them" and such.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: MrsSmith on January 10, 2012, 08:15:26 AM
No wonder the DUmmies get upset...isn't it unconstitutional to read something like this in public, on government property?? 

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We the people of Missouri, with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and grateful for His goodness, do establish this constitution for the better government of the state.

:sarcasm:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: Maxiest on January 10, 2012, 08:26:34 AM
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proud2BlibKansan
3. And they're typically over 60

Didn't see any young ones during our visit.

For anyone wondering how we know who they are, they wear silly t-shirts and hats. One group we encountered was talking so loudly everyone in the room could hear them.

As pointed out the young ones are actually working.  I might add, to pay the bills of the young malodorous liberal communist scum that call themselves OWS.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: docstew on January 10, 2012, 08:45:12 AM
Oh dear, the first Tuesday in November this year is going to be priceless!

Don't you mean first Wendnesday, Nov 7th? That's election day...   :wink:
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 10, 2012, 09:11:03 AM
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proud2BlibKansan
 
Since I know you're concerned . . .
I wanted to let you know the Tea Party reps read the MO state constitution on the floor of the House in Jeff City yesterday on opening day.

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barbtries

1. eek

that's discouraging.

What's discouraging? That there are TEA Party activists or that they like to adhere to the rules of governance.

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xmas74

6. I've witnessed the rage in person.

A few I really wanted to laugh at, until I realized that they had their gun racks in their trucks stocked.

Hm-m-m-m...the 2nd Am really does work.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: Karin on January 10, 2012, 09:25:42 AM
Don't you mean first Wendnesday, Nov 7th? That's election day...   :wink:

That's right, that's the day the Democrats go.  It's on page 1,547 of the Patient Care and Affordability Act.  It was built in as a safety measure, so as to avoid stampedes and other hazards. 
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 10, 2012, 09:42:15 AM
Hey Pammie, we're north of the cowboy hat line.  All of us Show-Me Staters have a bunch of different ball caps ("Trucker hats" indeed; mostly seed & feed or farm equipment maker hats, with some assorted milsurp item or social group logo hat thrown in). 

Feel free to move your fat leech-like ass to another feeding ground.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: marv on January 10, 2012, 12:16:02 PM
I put my flag up so any DUmmies (if they're here in SW Missouri) can find me........
(http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/images/Flag.jpg)
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: TVDOC on January 10, 2012, 02:02:38 PM
Hey Pammie, we're north of the cowboy hat line.  All of us Show-Me Staters have a bunch of different ball caps ("Trucker hats" indeed; mostly seed & feed or farm equipment maker hats, with some assorted milsurp item or social group logo hat thrown in). 

Feel free to move your fat leech-like ass to another feeding ground.

Wonder what she's bitching about......she lives (and votes) in Kansas.......and only works in MO.

What the hell was she doing at the opening session of our legislature.........??  BTW Pam, Democrats are an "endangered species" over here, which I'm sure you noticed in the legislative gallery if you came to watch......after last November they are down to a handful.  Veto-proof Republican majorities in both houses.

doc
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: delilahmused on January 10, 2012, 03:05:50 PM
Why golly, another stereotype that allows them to put people in neat little boxes thus not upsetting their tender sensibilities. I'd rather be a redneck farmer with a John Deere hat that works hard and showers daily than a filthy hippie or professional academic (who's never spent a day in the real world working at a real job) who only bathes every month or so when the patchouli oil no longer masks the stench.

Cindie
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: Airwolf on January 10, 2012, 04:03:22 PM
How in the **** can Pam keep her job with stupid like that running amok inside her two living brain cells. It's no wonder people are home schooling more and more. Somehow she forgot that the constitution allows people to speak freely still and assemble where ever they choose. Here's a suggestion Pam ,quit your job and move away from any and all lands here in the U.S. I here Bolivia is nice.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 10, 2012, 06:17:02 PM
Why golly, another stereotype that allows them to put people in neat little boxes thus not upsetting their tender sensibilities. I'd rather be a redneck farmer with a John Deere hat that works hard and showers daily than a filthy hippie or professional academic (who's never spent a day in the real world working at a real job) who only bathes every month or so when the patchouli oil no longer masks the stench.
The true mark of a redneck isn't the John Deere hat. The hat is great.

No, the true mark of an uncivilized lout is when the hat stays on his head inside a restaurant.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: oldcrow on January 10, 2012, 07:47:59 PM
So (no not a bouncy lead in ,sorry lol) primitives support profiling,when it suits their purpose. I am shocked!
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: BEG on January 10, 2012, 07:49:51 PM
The true mark of a redneck isn't the John Deere hat. The hat is great.

No, the true mark of an uncivilized lout is when the hat stays on his head inside a restaurant.

Apparently my husband is a redneck.  :-)
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 10, 2012, 11:11:23 PM
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They put them in their yards, or on their vehicles as bumper stickers. I don't see a lot of them in public spouting their absurd nonsense. They do have rallies from time to time, but I have not seen one in person, just on the news or in the papers.

Fool.

No signs in my yard, because I don't have one.  I'm subjected to a renter for now.  As far as bumper stickers?  Pass.  That ruins the paint.  I have an American flag on my dashboard and carry a gun.  I guess that's the only "sign" I give to DUmmies.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: diesel driver on January 11, 2012, 04:29:52 AM
The true mark of a redneck isn't the John Deere hat. The hat is great.

No, the true mark of an uncivilized lout is when the hat stays on his head inside a restaurant.

I resemble that remark!    :lmao:
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 11, 2012, 07:24:29 AM
Fool.
I have an American flag on my dashboard and carry a gun.  I guess that's the only "sign" I give to DUmmies.

Two things, Jess . . 

1)  You carry the gun on your dashboard? :o

2)  You don't give them these signs? :evilbird: :redbird: :bird:
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 11, 2012, 08:10:39 PM
Two things, Jess . . 

1)  You carry the gun on your dashboard? :o

2)  You don't give them these signs? :evilbird: :redbird: :bird:

No, the gun is usually on my passenger seat while driving.  I wouldn't be able to draw if it was in my holster in the car because the seat belt is in the way.  If it was on the dashboard, it would slide across and fall on the floor.  lol

The only thing on my dashboard is my little American flag.

I don't flip the bird anymore.  I usually roll down my window and tell them they suck at whatever it is they suck at (like using a turn signal or just driving in general).
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: sybilll on January 11, 2012, 11:51:42 PM
I'm content to let them keep thinking such a thing.  :evillaugh:


Exactly, we are the *extinct* Tea Party that took over 645 state legislature seats nationwide in 2010, and that was only our trial run.  We just got started.  That was a tidal wave.  2012 will be an tsunami.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: franksolich on January 12, 2012, 04:53:32 AM
I'm having a problem, a big problem, with this whole deal, and was waiting to see if anyone else noticed.

The Die alte Sau posted this on Monday, January 9.  She alleges she was at the opening session of the Missouri legislature "yesterday."

Which would've been Sunday, January 8.

I'm not aware that legislative bodies do business on Sundays, excepting under extraordinary circumstances.

I'll bet the Die alte Sau read it in the newspapers, and got sloppy with dates.

BY THE WAY--the Die alte Sau and Pamela are not the same primitives.  There seems to be some confusion here, as both are teachers from Kansas.  Pamela is the stupid one, the Die alte Sau the bitter, angry, hate-filled one.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: franksolich on January 12, 2012, 04:57:25 AM
Oooopsy.

Now I take it back.

The Die alte Sau posted this on Thursday, January 5, and so "yesterday" would've been Wednesday, January 4.

My apologies to the Die alte Sau for the error.

I'm going to have to send my fellow alum Skins another g-mail requesting that he get the elusive enigmatic Elad busy on making the "date-stamps" of comments on Skins's island tranferrable in copy-and-paste, as it used to be with the old Skins's island.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 12, 2012, 10:59:13 AM

BY THE WAY--the Die alte Sau and Pamela are not the same primitives.  There seems to be some confusion here, as both are teachers from Kansas.  Pamela is the stupid one, the Die alte Sau the bitter, angry, hate-filled one.

Come on, coach, it isn't that simple! Your descriptions are accurate, but in addition to being incredibly stupid, Pam's also bitter and angry. And the bitter, angry, squinty, hate-filled P2bDUmb is also extremely stupid. It's easy to see how a casual observer might be confused.

One could think of Pam as the product of a genetic accident, a chromosomal cluster****, as it were. Her freakishness has biology at its root, and she's as entertaining as a carnival sideshow.

Proud2BDUmb Anne is simply an evil, hateful person, far more worthy of contempt than Pam, but also far less interesting.
Her value to the human race is zero.
Title: Re: Primitives compile a how-to on identifying Tea Partiers in Missouri
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 12, 2012, 11:36:13 AM
Proud2BDUmb Anne is simply an evil, hateful person, far more worthy of contempt than Pam, but also far less interesting.
Her value to the human race is zero.

You are such a generous fellow, I would have gone into the negative numbers on that one.