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Title: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: franksolich on January 08, 2012, 02:29:49 PM
No link, as this received via my g-mail address.

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Andrea
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RE: conservative cave has at least one member posting at LU

I completely agree. He's not only a psycho, but his agenda is to 'out' liberals he disagrees with on the internet.

I first heard of him back when Andy Stephenson was still alive and struggling to find treatment for his cancer. For those of you who don't know this story, Andy was an election reform activist and much loved DUer who quit his 'real' job and lost his health insurance so he could work full time on election reform. Then he got cancer and DU raised the money he needed for surgery to treat his cancer. For some unknown reason, this was offensive to Frank and his friends, who set up a website to expose Andy as a fraud. They not only claimed Andy was lying about having cancer, they also contacted the hospital where his surgery was scheduled and raised enough of a stink that the surgery was postponed. When Andy died, they claimed he was not really dead but had run off to a glamorous new life with the money contributed for his medical care by DUers.

Since then, Frank and his crew have 'outed' liberals they don't like online by working to find their real names and addresses. They then contact their employers to report their evil liberal posts on DU and other websites. Yes they not only brag about this at their sick website, I actually know DUers this has happened to. Fortunately they work for employers who are more concerned about Frank's craziness than anything their employees have posted on the internet. And at least one of the DUers I know has gone after Frank and his crew legally by means of a restraining order and threat of a lawsuit.


So yes, he's definitely a psycho. A sadistic, sociopathic psycho.[/i]

Loudnproud, I would love to hear more details on this, by pm if you prefer. Thanks!

No comment to the above, because I already answered the part in italics here:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68221.0

Alas! poor franksolich! alas! an ordinary person of ordinary talents, yet perceived by the primitives and the elmers as having the super-powers of a superman. alas!

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Other than names, which I am not going to disclose here out of respect for privacy, I really have nothing to add.

Point is - yes Frank is a sadistic psycho.

Oh my.  Maybe I should ask a professional psychiatrist about this, as it's never been mentioned before.

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What really caught my interest was your mention of a restraining order and threat of a lawsuit. Frank has a mole here, it seems, and nearly every mention of him, even in PP, gets back to him. Why anyone would want to inform him is beyond me.

Legal advice being solicited here.

Yeah, yeah, I know; one gets what one pays for.

But anyway, aren't recipients of "restraining orders" usually notified in some manner that there's a restraining order against them?  And don't they have to acknowledge it or something, once it's given?

Ho-hum.

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Because the sad and pathetic American "conservative" movement is comprised of empowered know-nothings and tapped into the potential that latent fascists hold. Sadly pathetic in reality but determined in mind that they are the 'real Americans' and that somehow we're 'destroying America' and, even more hilariously, they they are 'intellectually superior.'

If they were so 'intellectually superior' they'd actually realize there isn't a real left-wing (or a real conservative) political force in America. It's 'money talks and bullshit walks' on a scale and scope that defies any of their pathetic imaginations to consider themselves as possessing anywhere near the amount of lucre needed to get one of their syllables in the debate let alone a word.

If they spent as much time dedicating to actually making themselves better instead of attacking anyone who would dare to point out how pathetic their existence is (and that they are peons just as much as the rest of us with no chance of becoming the wealthiest they protect) they'd be inspirations to humanity.

But they won't.

If we still have a mole, allow that mole to convey a special message to their ranks for me: "Eat my balls...and for ****s sake clean your ******* yard...no one see 3 cars on cinder-blocks that haven't moved in years and thinks what a 'great American' you are.

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Now I Know Why, I think you are right on target there, except for one thing. While the ranks of the right wing in this country certainly include those with the cinder block mounted cars, it's not limited to those. There are plenty of people in the $250k a year range who fall into the same description you gave. They think they are part of the 1% and that they have all kinds of influence, but in fact they have none. They think they are in the same social strata as the criminals in charge, but in fact they are seen by the criminals as below the hired help. The hired help sit in Congress.

The usual nonsense.

The only thing mounted on a cinder block around here is one leg of a four-legged miniature windmill built, I dunno, 80-90 years ago, to keep three of the five gardens amply watered.  It's actually a rather nice little thing, an example of Old World Craftsmanship, and yes, it does work, but no point in restoring it as the property's going to be torn down and rebuilt in a year or two anyway.

Ho-hum.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: Ogre on January 08, 2012, 02:50:16 PM
Frank

You have me at a loss.  Are these guys spinoffs from the DUmp, or are they there own breed of Libt***?  They seem as stupid as the DUmmies.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: BEG on January 08, 2012, 03:36:18 PM
I think Andrea is Franks mole.  :-)
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: franksolich on January 08, 2012, 03:39:09 PM
You have me at a loss.  Are these guys spinoffs from the DUmp, or are they there own breed of Libt***?  They seem as stupid as the DUmmies.

The elmers are anti-0bamaites, formerly members of Skins's island until the 0bama Gestapo over there chased them off.  Yeah, they were once primitives, but now they're elmers.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: franksolich on January 08, 2012, 03:49:23 PM
I think Andrea is Franks mole.  :-)

This is hilarious, and I'm sure you know the back-story on it.

When AllentownJake went there, I agreed to go there too, to help give him some excitement, some traffic; I had no intention of troubling the other elmers outside of AllentownJake's forum.

Andrea got a whiff franksolich was there, and we had what could be described as "friendly conversations" for a bit; I am after all supportive of all message-boards no matter their clientele.  (It's that thing about freedom of expression, which primitives apparently don't understand.)

But then Andrea hinted she wanted a closer relationship.

At which I drew back aghast in horror.

Not knowing the real-life natures of internet personalities, franksolich seeks no relationship with anyone on the internet.  One has to be cautious, wary, about such things; best to confine relationships to people in real life.

Andrea got to where she reminded me of a late sister-in-law of mine, who was always suggesting the two of us should be "closer."  I didn't care for the idea, because all she was to me was the wife of a brother of mine, and the mother of three nephews.  I felt eminently comfortable keeping that at a polite, courteous.....and formal....level, nothing more than that.

The sister-in-law nagged and nagged and nagged, and got to where she despised me, thinking I had rejected her (which I had not; I just wanted a distance between us).  She came within a hair-breadth of actually hating my guts.  It was never resolved, and she passed out from this Time and Place still pissed with me.

I'll bet Andrea even physically resembles that late sister-in-law.

franksolich confines relationships to real life, thank you.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: BEG on January 08, 2012, 04:07:11 PM
This is hilarious, and I'm sure you know the back-story on it.

When AllentownJake went there, I agreed to go there too, to help give him some excitement, some traffic; I had no intention of troubling the other elmers outside of AllentownJake's forum.

Andrea got a whiff franksolich was there, and we had what could be described as "friendly conversations" for a bit; I am after all supportive of all message-boards no matter their clientele.  (It's that thing about freedom of expression, which primitives apparently don't understand.)

But then Andrea hinted she wanted a closer relationship.

At which I drew back aghast in horror.

Not knowing the real-life natures of internet personalities, franksolich seeks no relationship with anyone on the internet.  One has to be cautious, wary, about such things; best to confine relationships to people in real life.

Andrea got to where she reminded me of a late sister-in-law of mine, who was always suggesting the two of us should be "closer."  I didn't care for the idea, because all she was to me was the wife of a brother of mine, and the mother of three nephews.  I felt eminently comfortable keeping that at a polite, courteous.....and formal....level, nothing more than that.

The sister-in-law nagged and nagged and nagged, and got to where she despised me, thinking I had rejected her (which I had not; I just wanted a distance between us).  She came within a hair-breadth of actually hating my guts.  It was never resolved, and she passed out from this Time and Place still pissed with me.

I'll bet Andrea even physically resembles that late sister-in-law.

franksolich confines relationships to real life, thank you.



Well that explains your rejection of my advances.




 :-*
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: Carl on January 08, 2012, 05:32:59 PM
We know you visit Andrea...why so bitter? :(
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: MoshMasterD on January 08, 2012, 06:40:52 PM
The elmers are anti-0bamaites, formerly members of Skins's island until the 0bama Gestapo over there chased them off.  Yeah, they were once primitives, but now they're elmers.
I was wondering what elmers were.  Maybe the next DOTY there will be an award for elmers.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 08, 2012, 10:49:06 PM


Well that explains your rejection of my advances.




 :-*

Dayum Frank!!!! I'm jealous!!! You get all the girls!!!!   <kicks the dog and goes off to bed to cry>



 :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 08, 2012, 11:06:22 PM
Dayum Frank!!!! I'm jealous!!! You get all the girls!!!!   <kicks the dog and goes off to bed to cry>
Well, now coach isn't all that particular.

You'll recall he has volunteered to take one for the team with nadin, Proud2BDUmb, the dick inspector, and cali, to just name a few.

He's pretty much an equal opportunity hopper-around.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: franksolich on January 09, 2012, 07:44:01 AM
Well, now coach isn't all that particular.

You'll recall he has volunteered to take one for the team with nadin, Proud2BDUmb, the dick inspector, and cali, to just name a few.

He's pretty much an equal opportunity hopper-around.

Oh now, I'm not that promiscuous, or promiscuous at all.

I never volunteered to take one for the team by hopping around in the sack with the white trash Ms. Ed.

I have standards, and white trash is nowhere on the radar.

I did volunteer to hop around in the sack with the yenta if it would help her get an attitude change, but since then I've reconsidered.  I've seen her pictures.

I don't recall offering to hop around in the sack with the Die alte Sau so as to help her change her attitude, but I may have.  However, if that comes to pass, I'm going to have a jug of Holy Water, a missal, rosary beads, and a crucifix in the drawer of the bedside table.  One can't be too cautious.

I also don't recall offering to take one for the team by bedding the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, but I imagine I would, if it'd help her learn to be more sociable.

Ever since NikkiStone1 (not to be confused with the Peace_Nikki primitive) left, first Skins's island, and then was banned by the elmers, I've pretty much run out of primitive women to lustfully desire.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 09, 2012, 08:46:46 AM
Oh now, I'm not that promiscuous, or promiscuous at all.

I never volunteered to take one for the team by hopping around in the sack with the white trash Ms. Ed.

I have standards, and white trash is nowhere on the radar.

I did volunteer to hop around in the sack with the yenta if it would help her get an attitude change, but since then I've reconsidered.  I've seen her pictures.

I don't recall offering to hop around in the sack with the Die alte Sau so as to help her change her attitude, but I may have.  However, if that comes to pass, I'm going to have a jug of Holy Water, a missal, rosary beads, and a crucifix in the drawer of the bedside table.  One can't be too cautious.

I also don't recall offering to take one for the team by bedding the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, but I imagine I would, if it'd help her learn to be more sociable.

Ever since NikkiStone1 (not to be confused with the Peace_Nikki primitive) left, first Skins's island, and then was banned by the elmers, I've pretty much run out of primitive women to lustfully desire.

Well, would you stoop low enough to buy batteries for their joy sticks? :-)
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: Tucker on January 09, 2012, 08:54:06 AM
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And at least one of the DUers I know has gone after Frank and his crew legally by means of a restraining order and threat of a lawsuit.

We all know who this is.

Wonder if he found his lost toy Volkswagen?
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: VelvetElvis on January 09, 2012, 08:58:31 AM
What I really want to know is, Coach, since you are apparently living rent-free inside every DUmmie's empty cranium, do you have to declare that as earned income on your taxes?
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 09, 2012, 09:06:24 AM
What I really want to know is, Coach, since you are apparently living rent-free inside every DUmmie's empty cranium, do you have to declare that as earned income on your taxes?

I don't think so....you write it off as a donation....it's in the same category as Bill Clinton's used underwear.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: franksolich on January 09, 2012, 04:24:46 PM
What I really want to know is, Coach, since you are apparently living rent-free inside every DUmmie's empty cranium, do you have to declare that as earned income on your taxes?

Actually, this happens every January, right after all the Top DUmmie awards are presented.

But because of the short-term memories and attention-span of the primitives and their like, by mid-month none of them remember who franksolich is, for about the next fifty weeks.  And then it starts all over again.

I bask in my notoriety while I can; I consider it compensation for doing the Top DUmmies.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 09, 2012, 04:41:33 PM
Actually, this happens every January, right after all the Top DUmmie awards are presented.

But because of the short-term memories and attention-span of the primitives and their like, by mid-month none of them remember who franksolich is, for about the next fifty weeks.  And then it starts all over again.

I bask in my notoriety while I can; I consider it compensation for doing the Top DUmmies.
Rumor has it that the notoriety comes with a lot of hot DUmpmonkey love.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: franksolich on January 09, 2012, 04:44:57 PM
Rumor has it that the notoriety comes with a lot of hot DUmpmonkey love.

I wish.

edited to add: last Saturday morning, there was a Taverner-looking guy sleeping on the front porch (it wasn't warm outside, but for January in Nebraska, it's been reasonably warm); I watched him from about 6:00 a.m. until mid-morning, hoping to get a story out of him, but then one of the times I was in another part of the house, he must've left, as he was there no more.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 09, 2012, 05:14:46 PM
Now wait one minute.  FrankSolich is certainly very handsome with a great sense of humor and a way with words.  But why didn't anyone inform us women here that he's a sadistic psycho?

That changes the whole game!  Come find me, Frank! 


  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: franksolich on January 09, 2012, 05:26:40 PM
Now wait one minute.  FrankSolich is certainly very handsome with a great sense of humor and a way with words.  But why didn't anyone inform us women here that he's a sadistic psycho?

That changes the whole game!  Come find me, Frank! 


  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I suspect this is another case of a primitive thinking he's looking out a window and seeing franksolich, but actually he's looking into a mirror.

I'm not sure, but I think loudnproud on the elmers' island is NJ_Maverick on Skins's island, one of the more-prominent 0bamaites.  But don't quote me on that, because seems odd an 0bamaite primitive would show up there.  I could have names confused.  I dunno.  There's so many of them.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: tanstaafl on January 09, 2012, 05:26:46 PM
I don't recall offering to hop around in the sack with the Die alte Sau so as to help her change her attitude, but I may have.  However, if that comes to pass, I'm going to have a jug of Holy Water, a missal, rosary beads, and a crucifix in the drawer of the bedside table.  One can't be too cautious.


Don't forget the paper sacks, two minimum, and iodine and torniquet for after chewing off your trapped arm. Some of them Primitive Wimmen look like two-baggers and the rest are coyote ugly.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 09, 2012, 07:13:55 PM
Don't forget the paper sacks, two minimum, and iodine and torniquet for after chewing off your trapped arm. Some of them Primitive Wimmen look like two-baggers and the rest are coyote ugly.


H5!

 :lol:
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: Boudicca on January 09, 2012, 08:25:11 PM
We all know who this is.

Wonder if he found his lost toy Volkswagen?

Wasn't it up his ass or something? :???:
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: Tucker on January 10, 2012, 03:03:24 AM
Wasn't it up his ass or something? :???:

Yep. That's the queen I'm referring to.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 10, 2012, 09:24:25 AM
Yep. That's the queen I'm referring to.
Ruined his homo wedding night.
Title: Re: elmers bashing franksolich again (ho-hum)
Post by: Karin on January 10, 2012, 10:59:07 AM
It wasn't a toy Volkswagen, it was real Volkswagen. 

I've always found this quote to be funny, and very DUmmie-like:

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quit his 'real' job and lost his health insurance so he could work full time on election reform.

That's not working.  It doesn't pay, it doesn't really add value, there's no deliverable.  It's just goofing off.  He deserved to lose his health insurance, he did it on purpose.