The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: formerlurker on January 06, 2012, 07:38:48 PM

Title: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: formerlurker on January 06, 2012, 07:38:48 PM
Quote
MiddleFingerMom
30. Around 1980-81, I was night manager of a happenin' live rock and roll bar in Michigan.

.
.
.
That day, I rode my motorcycle to the bar and my headlight shorted out, so
when it came time to leave, I was going to follow a waitress's car very closely
in order to get it home. When I got the bike from the shed where I stored it
while working, she told me the police had come through the parking lot, cruising
VERY slowly and checking her out. "They're gonna be coming back for sure!!!"
.
I decided to leave the bike there and just have her drive me home. Before we
could leave, the cruiser came back and stopped next to us. One single female
cop. I told her I was the night manager and we had just closed and were going
home. I couldn't find my driver's license and only had a checkbook for ID. She
called it in, thanked me and told us to have a good night.
.
Two miles down the road, in an area thick with fastfood joints, she lit up her
lights and pulled us over in a parking lot. I got out of the car... FIVE other cop
cars screeched in and they all jumped out and racked and leveled shotguns at
my head.
.
She said they needed more ID -- luckily I found a previously overlooked old
military picture ID with my SS# on it.
.
She called it in... they relaxed and left. She told me that there was someone in
Michigan with my same name who was wanted for armed robbery and attempted
murder.
.
To this day, I'm still proud that I didn't soil or wet myself looking down the barrels
of all those shotguns.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101824726#post26

The thread is actually a good one -- drinking game for everytime someone says they were mistaken for a lesbian or being gay.
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: 67 Rover on January 06, 2012, 07:54:19 PM
Quote
MiddleFingerMom
30. Around 1980-81, I was night manager of a happenin' live rock and roll bar in Michigan.

.
.
.
That day, I rode my motorcycle to the bar and my headlight shorted out, so
when it came time to leave, I was going to follow a waitress's car very closely
in order to get it home. When I got the bike from the shed where I stored it
while working, she told me the police had come through the parking lot, cruising
VERY slowly and checking her out. "They're gonna be coming back for sure!!!"
.
I decided to leave the bike there and just have her drive me home. Before we
could leave, the cruiser came back and stopped next to us. One single female
cop. I told her I was the night manager and we had just closed and were going
home. I couldn't find my driver's license and only had a checkbook for ID. She
called it in, thanked me and told us to have a good night.
.
Two miles down the road, in an area thick with fastfood joints, she lit up her
lights and pulled us over in a parking lot. I got out of the car... FIVE other cop
cars screeched in and they all jumped out and racked and leveled shotguns at
my head.  
.
She said they needed more ID -- luckily I found a previously overlooked old
military picture ID with my SS# on it.
.
She called it in... they relaxed and left. She told me that there was someone in
Michigan with my same name who was wanted for armed robbery and attempted
murder.
.
To this day, I'm still proud that I didn't soil or wet myself looking down the barrels
of all those shotguns.


Bouncy by an order of magnitude, MFM's head may be massive but it most likely is not as big as its center mass. fail.
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: shadeaux on January 06, 2012, 08:16:31 PM
He looks like an old version of scooter trash.  Back in the day, the po po probably thought he was in a biker gang.

Between us, he probably never had a license or it was taken because of his criminal record.
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: Freeper on January 07, 2012, 05:06:07 PM
Not one of them was mistaken for someone who has a job.  :rotf:
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 07, 2012, 05:49:26 PM
"Drunks on Mo-Peds".....like "Pigs in space".... :rotf:
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: Karin on January 09, 2012, 10:52:51 AM
It's a thread about mistaken identitites. 

Quote
applegrove (50,839 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

33. I'm very generic for Nova Scotia where I spent some time. And yes many of my ancestors are from

Last edited Wed Jan 4, 2012, 10:47 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

there. But there seemed to be a twin of mine in Cape Breton, NS.. a place I have not been to since I was 4.

Could there possibly be a more boring post?  Who give a shit, applegrove?  He edited it, and it didn't help.   :yawn:

Quote
Odin2005 (40,633 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

38. I had the opposite problem, I'm a "sensitive" guy and got called a faggot.
  No!!!  I don't believe that for a second. 

Quote
Response to applegrove (Original post)
Wed Jan 4, 2012, 11:53 PM
HuckleB (23,626 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

40. Many people think I'm lazy and stupid...

... hey, wait a minute...

 
:lmao:

Quote
deutsey (14,780 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

55. I've had a few times, especially when I was younger, when people mistook me for Art Garfunkel

That's when I used to let my hair grow out. 
 
Oh brother, that sounds real attractive. 

Here's that ugly LynnSin:

Quote
LynneSin (83,071 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

60. I was thought to be a Satan worshipper because I listened to Led Zeppelin

The Xtian kids in my school were pretty wacko which is why I have little tolerance for religious idiots today!

Quote
Charlemagne (354 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

68. No girls ever

told me I was interesting :/

I got a lot of "I dont care" and "ugh, go away."

 
  Surprisingly candid.

Quote
Response to applegrove (Original post)
Thu Jan 5, 2012, 03:59 PM
 HopeHoops (24,486 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

70. Tommy Chong.

Wait. I STILL look like Tommy Chong.

 
  Now we know.  Didn't picture that, though. 

Quote
Myrina (6,468 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

90. I was supposed to be a genius.

Other peoples' opinions, my test scores and my grades supported that theory.
Unfortunately, my dysfunctional parents and my own lack of self-esteem undermined it at every turn.
  No further comment needed.



Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 09, 2012, 12:04:19 PM
LynneSin is a dead ringer for Miss Piggy, without the cuteness.
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: FlaGator on January 09, 2012, 04:12:53 PM
If the cops didn't jump out of the bushes then I am calling shananigans to this whole story.
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: franksolich on January 09, 2012, 04:48:23 PM
Quote
Odin2005 (40,633 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

38. I had the opposite problem, I'm a "sensitive" guy and got called a faggot.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: Karin on January 10, 2012, 08:06:59 AM
 :panic:  Frank used 5 smileys!!!   


And another thing, nobody thinks you're a "satanist" if you listen to Led Zeppelin.  You're just not that edgy, Lynnsin. 
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 10, 2012, 08:12:13 AM
LynneSin is a dead ringer for Miss Piggy, without the cuteness.

or gentility.
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: docstew on January 10, 2012, 08:48:41 AM
or gentility.

Or humor.
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: Rebel on January 10, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote
She said they needed more ID -- luckily I found a previously overlooked old
military picture ID with my SS# on it.

Um, called it in to who?
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: delilahmused on January 10, 2012, 03:17:49 PM
Quote
Myrina (6,468 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

90. I was supposed to be a genius.

Other peoples' opinions, my test scores and my grades supported that theory.
Unfortunately, my dysfunctional parents and my own lack of self-esteem undermined it at every turn.

Translation: Look! I'm smart...so it's not my fault I'm a loser! True self esteem is earned by pushing yourself, not useless pats on the back just because you breathe. Besides, self esteem is highly overrated. Charles Manson has loads of self esteem. So did Ted Bundy. And Mussolini. And 0bama. Unearned self esteem leads to an entitlement mentality but without a conscience. It's why the former had no remorse for their actions beyond getting caught and the latter has no problem taking expensive vacations and throwing lavish parties while the masses worship him begging for handouts.

Cindie
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 10, 2012, 06:11:34 PM
Quote
Myrina (6,468 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

90. I was supposed to be a genius.

Other peoples' opinions, my test scores and my grades supported that theory.


The fact you have over six thousand posts at the DUmp is an airtight argument against that theory.

You are a delusional DUmbass.
Title: Re: MFM and his wild ride
Post by: docstew on January 10, 2012, 06:17:04 PM
A point about his mil ID story. Soldiers do not leave the service with their ID. I'm sure other services have a similar policy.