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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on January 05, 2012, 03:44:15 PM
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Wait Wut (2,154 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
The Real Welfare Queen
A woman walked in today to make copies. She was wearing some God awful perfume, which was annoying enough. But, then she kept talking, and talking, and talking.
We have an American flag in our front lobby. “Oooh. What a nice flag†she says as she’s friggin’ stroking it...wtf? “I wish everyone had a flag. We just don’t have any real patriotism in this country, anymore.†Uhhhhh...sure.
Another customer walks in. A very nice man that I’ve worked with several times. He’s the owner of a maid service (franchise). She was busy trying to sift through her shit, so I excused myself to see what he needed. When she heard that he owned a maid service, “Oh! You’re the owner? I’ve been using the same maid service for years. I’ve heard you’re really expensive.â€
This poor guy just wanted to have some stuff printed. He did not need a confrontation at his local print shop. He politely explained that the prices per hour were higher, but that they send out two people instead of the typical one so it ended up normally less expensive. She then started spouting off ridiculous claims about her current service and he was gently trying to call her bluff. She was crazy and kept inflating her previous claims. I kept interrupting her by asking him questions, but she kept blabbering away.
Finally, I was back to her. She was having copies of her financial material and bills done so she could collect welfare. Wait...it gets better. She started complaining about how difficult it is to get welfare these days because, “it’s all going to people who are too lazy to work.†/sigh “I have to get welfare because my husband doesn’t have to pay alimony anymore.†Holy shit. I’d place her age at mid-50s. She was driving a newer car. Couldn’t see clearly enough, but it looked like a mid-sized Honda. I’d guess just a year or two old.
“Do you know what’s even more upsetting? They didn’t even ask for my birth certificate! Anyone can walk in there and get welfare, even illegals!!†I had to ask... “Did they ask for a copy of your driver’s license or other I.D.?†Well, of course. “And, your SS card?†“Yes, but, anyone can get a driver’s license and social security card.†I walked away.
I finished her crap and went back to my office, but she kept talking. I don’t hear very well, so every time she’d open her trap I’d have to get up and walk to the front desk to see if she needed something. Well, the last straw was, “I can’t wait until that lousy Obama is kicked out of office. I’m sick of him bowing down to all the minorities and illegals in this country and not giving a shit about people like me.â€
**** you, lady. You drive a new car, you have a cleaning service, you look pretty damned healthy and well-fed, you had decent clothes on, you’re whining because your alimony ran out. And, you’re applying for welfare. Guess what? I wouldn’t blame our President for not giving a shit about you. I know I don’t.
Right after she left, the woman that is in love with the font Comic Sans came in. I need a drink.10
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arbusto_baboso (6,775 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
5. The only reason they MIGHT not have asked for her birth cert was if it's ALREADY on file.
Otherwise, it is a REQUIREMENT for cash assistance. So is having minor children in the home.
But in any case, that fact alone, along with all the rest of her statements, means she has been "in the system" before.
'Nuff said.
Wait Wut (2,154 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
9. It's possible...
...but, she seemed really unaware of the process. Or, she's lying. After hearing the b.s. she was spouting about her cleaning service, I'm going with the latter.
I am pretty sure we know who the liar is.
liberal N proud (36,769 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
8. Sounds like fraud
She can afford a maid service but is collecting welfare?
It made the story better.
noiretextatique (20,006 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
15. her sense of entitlement is insane
Last edited Thu Jan 5, 2012, 02:38 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
sounds like she hasn't worked a single day in her life, yet she assumes she is more worthy than someone who actually works and pays taxes...but has skin darker than hers. this is the mindset of many GOP voters: i am deserving, but other people, especially black and brown ones, are not.
Look around the DUmp,that is all you have.
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And to think the EVIL R-words were trying to stop people that had over a million dollars in property from getting food stamps.
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If there was any truth to it at all (Most unlikely), I'd bet she's a Dem who voted for Obozo and just doesn't think Obozo is digging deep enough into his stash to help her now.
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This bouncy follows the same theme as the ones talking about citizens over 65 and using Medicare while being against universal healthcare for others. This time, it's the affulent, racist white women milking the welfare system while putting down the very ones who permitted her free handout to be available; the biting the hand that feeds you syndrome.
Totally unbelievable, except to primitives.
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Zero bong. :nobong:
Didn't start with "so".
No cops jumping, no applause, no conversions, and she didn't blame the Jooooz.
Just a run-of-the-mill lie.
Stupid DUmpmonkey. Epic bouncy fail.
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Wait-what? Nadin split with her hubby?
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Zero bong. :nobong:
Didn't start with "so".
No cops jumping, no applause, no conversions, and she didn't blame the Jooooz.
Just a run-of-the-mill lie.
Stupid DUmpmonkey. Epic bouncy fail.
The quality of their bouncies has really slipped the past couple of years, I wish they would step up their game.
Come on DUmmies stop "mailing" it in and dig deep to find the inner bouncy.
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I think it's a :bouncy: but I'll play along, what's the difference between this woman and the people who use their EBT card to get their nails done? or to buy $200 sneakers? or have really cool cellphones? big screen tv's?
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Don't remember ever seeing this guy, so I looked at his older stuff:
That's THREE!!!
Posted by Wait Wut in General Discussion
Thu Mar 17th 2011, 07:20 PM
I just got an email from one of my closest friends. She’s a Republican...or...was. She just told me she’s had it and she’s switching to Independent. So...I called her to congratulate her on her “first stepâ€.
Her: Okay. Now what do I do?
Me: Well, you have to start smoking pot and stop shaving your armpits.
Her: What?!
Me: Seriously. First thing you have to do is work on your sense of humor.
This is the THIRD friend of mine that has switched to Independent in less than two friggin’ weeks!!! Okay...I know it’s “only†Independent, but this is Arizona. Independent is a huge step for these people. And, don’t forget who their mentor is going to be. They’ll all be voting Democratic in ‘12, I promise!!! Oh...and there will be more...yes, there will.
P.S. My first "journal" thingy. Be gentle. Just had to share this with some of you. I'm just so damned excited I can't contain myself.
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Wait%20Wut
:yawn: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I think it's a :bouncy: but I'll play along, what's the difference between this woman and the people who use their EBT card to get their nails done? or to buy $200 sneakers? or have really cool cellphones? big screen tv's?
This woman has a lighter complexion? :whistling:
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Why is it that the people who write most of the bouncy tales are among the worst moonbat writers around.
They're all awkward, horrible, grotesquely unlikely word salads, with dialog that would never occur between living beings.
The DUmp hasn't had a good, slick bouncy liar since TiTtyboy was tombstoned.
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I think it's a :bouncy: but I'll play along, what's the difference between this woman and the people who use their EBT card to get their nails done? or to buy $200 sneakers? or have really cool cellphones? big screen tv's?
She is probably white.
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That bouncy read like an excited 5 year old telling a story and made up some parts along the way.
FAIL.
They just don't try anymore. My husbands said he can't read their stuff. It makes no sense.
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That bouncy read like an excited 5 year old telling a story and made up some parts along the way.
FAIL.
They just don't try anymore. My husbands said he can't read their stuff. It makes no sense.
So does my husband. I have had him read some of their posts and he thinks they a friggen crazy.
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That bouncy read like an excited 5 year old telling a story and made up some parts along the way.
:lmao: and so did the journal entry.
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that one sucked donkey balls. Not even exciting.
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If anybody is switching to independent it is the donks.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/145463/democratic-party-drops-2010-tying-year-low.aspx
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One of the bottom ten that I have read. Closer to the number 10 spot.