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Title: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 05, 2012, 11:25:21 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002122277#

Sarah sounds jealous of her here to me:

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Sarah Ibarruri (16,821 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT? For marrying a mega-rich pal of right wingnut Sarkozy?
Clearly, knighting in France has just become one huge joke. With so many remarkable women in France, and this actress who has done nearly NOTHING gets KNIGHTED? No wonder the French are angry.

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Actress Salma Hayek gains French knighthood

Film actress Salma Hayek has been awarded one of France's top honours by President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Mexican-born Hayek will become a Knight of the Legion d'Honneur at a ceremony in Paris later this year.

The 45-year-old's businessman husband, Francois-Henri Pinault, is an associate of Mr Sarkozy, while his father was also honoured in the New Year's list.

Some readers of French newspaper L'Express have said honours should be awarded to worthier recipients.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-164126861   
 

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onenote (19,346 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

32. Being named a Knight of the Legion d'Honneur is a minor honor

Good grief. Knight (or more correctly "Chevalier" is the lowest rung on the Legion d'Honneur scale. Its a ceremonial honor that gets bestowed on all sorts of people for all sorts of reasons, including thousands of foreigners. Among those getting the nod over the years: Vladmir Putin. Clint Eastwood. Barbra Streisand. Alan Greenspan.

Do you think that there was no one more "qualified" (based on whatever it is that you think consists of the qualifications for this yawn of an honor) than those particular "Knights"?

If you want to criticize the awarding of honorary "knighthoods" by the French to foreign actors, actresses, political leaders, I can understand. But to single out the award to one actress as somehow being that egregious compared to the others? 
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Sarah Ibarruri (16,821 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

33. You're right. Someone else mentioned that. The 1% knight their own, and not because they're worthy

Last edited Thu Jan 5, 2012, 11:24 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

It's all a thing of the 1%, for the 1%.
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Texacon on January 05, 2012, 11:39:38 AM
She misspelled that;

O'bama got a Nobel Peace Prize???  For WHAT?

*ahem*

KC
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 05, 2012, 11:44:54 AM
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"Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)


For incredible HAWTNESS, DUUUUUUH!

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2012, 12:24:57 PM
For these, of course:

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1543440437877&id=b52f71537d5b9f9589609a657ac0cec7)


Bigger version for Dutch:

http://fwallpapers.com/files/images/salma-hayek-66.jpg
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: FUBO on January 05, 2012, 12:38:56 PM
For these, of course:

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1543440437877&id=b52f71537d5b9f9589609a657ac0cec7)


Bigger version for Dutch:

http://fwallpapers.com/files/images/salma-hayek-66.jpg

As a son of a British Mum, I must say that the whole business of knighting people has become a joke. But I would knight her for "those" well before I would ever give Nobama the peace prize.
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Bodadh on January 05, 2012, 12:48:36 PM
For these, of course:

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1543440437877&id=b52f71537d5b9f9589609a657ac0cec7)


Bigger version for Dutch:

http://fwallpapers.com/files/images/salma-hayek-66.jpg

I'd knight dat.  :drool:
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Karin on January 05, 2012, 01:11:25 PM
An even more flattering photo:

(http://www.ofcelebrity.net/photos/salma-hayek-3.jpg)


My first husband absolutely loved her.  Also, he thought "Hayek" was Arab, so he claimed her as one of his own.   :mental:
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2012, 01:20:34 PM
An even more flattering photo:



My first husband absolutely loved her.  Also, he thought "Hayek" was Arab, so he claimed her as one of his own.   :mental:



Correction: She's Leba-Mex.
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 05, 2012, 01:23:16 PM
Sarah Ibarely is all butt-hurt because:

1. Hayek publically dissed Sean Penn re-e-e-eal bad a few weeks ago over Penn being a Chavez commie cocksucking tool

2. Hayek is better looking


An even more flattering photo:

Nothing flat in that photo.

 :-)
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Rebel on January 05, 2012, 01:23:46 PM
Sarah Ibarely is all butt-hurt because:

1. Hayek publically dissed Sean Penn re-e-e-eal bad a few weeks ago over Penn being a Chavez commie cocksucking tool

That was Maria Conchita Alonso. Also hot in her day.
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Ballygrl on January 05, 2012, 02:44:06 PM
Awwwww, Sarah the mole is leading the charge for this years DOTY

She is woman
Hear her roar
Too stupid to ignore

OMG! that's an awesome campaign slogan I came up with, so there all you people who didn't vote for Sarah!
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 05, 2012, 02:48:01 PM
That was Maria Conchita Alonso. Also hot in her day.

Maybe I can't separate the two in my mind because I keep imagining them together.

 :hyper: :naughty:
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Bodadh on January 05, 2012, 03:26:06 PM
Maybe I can't separate the two in my mind because I keep imagining them together.

 :hyper: :naughty:

I just......fainted. :shucks:
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Paul Heinzman on January 05, 2012, 04:06:30 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002122277#

Sarah sounds jealous of her here to me:


Oh, for f***'s face, Sarah! Just what do you think knights do anymore? Ain't a whole lot of dragons to slay these days.

Maybe it was for her *ahem* shrubbery.
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Airwolf on January 05, 2012, 04:40:01 PM
I think she got it for her part in the movie From Dusk Till Dawn.

(http://honda-tech.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=107711&stc=1&d=1266475712)

Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 05, 2012, 04:42:34 PM
I think she's getting it for exposing the ugly envy of Sara I.
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: ExGeeEye on January 05, 2012, 05:23:17 PM
...shrubbery.

Ni!
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 05, 2012, 05:33:12 PM
A French knight?

I know they have fries, kisses, toast, ticklers, and dressing, but...knights?



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Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Ballygrl on January 05, 2012, 05:49:22 PM
Hate to ruin the fantasy for the menfolk, but I think those enormous boobs were post-pregnancy breast feeding boobs.
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Big Dog on January 05, 2012, 06:15:18 PM
Hate to ruin the fantasy for the menfolk, but I think those enormous boobs were post-pregnancy breast feeding boobs.

I have no problem with that. Made for baby, but Daddy likes them too!

(http://www.ofcelebrity.net/photos/salma-hayek-26.jpg)
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Revolution on January 05, 2012, 07:21:40 PM
For initiating pictoral goodness of Selma, I say THANK YOU to Sarah.

That is all.
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: miskie on January 05, 2012, 07:29:05 PM
A French knight?

I know they have fries, kisses, toast, ticklers, and dressing, but...knights?


(http://www.theblackninja.com/images/movie/grail/holy_grail_french_soldier.jpg)
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Chris_ on January 05, 2012, 07:30:10 PM
"Fetchez la vache."
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Bodadh on January 05, 2012, 08:38:40 PM
Hate to ruin the fantasy for the menfolk, but I think those enormous boobs were post-pregnancy breast feeding boobs.

 Oh noes. Well I guess I have to kick her the curb now.

NOT! Bo still want!
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Aristotelian on January 06, 2012, 04:03:11 AM
A French knight?

I know they have fries, kisses, toast, ticklers, and dressing, but...knights?

It doesn't carry a title (as British knighthoods do), and is effectively nothing more than a civilian medal.

I notice that they're not getting upset by Babs Streisand who holds the same award...
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: Aristotelian on January 06, 2012, 04:34:29 AM
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Motown_Johnny (11,214 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

48. lots of celebrities get knighted

Sean Connery, Elton John, Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Rolf Harris, Henry Cooper, Bob Geldof, Paul McCartney, George Martin, Ian McKellan, Ralph Richardson, Christopher Lee, Roger Moore, Terry Wogan, Mick Jagger, Salman Rushdie, Bono, Nick Faldo, Terry Practchett, Alfred Hitchcock, Edmund Hillary, Barbara Cartland, Ben Kingsley, Kiri Te Kanawa, Alan Sugar, Bob Hope, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Andre Previn, Bill Gates.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_celebrities_have_been_knighted#ixzz1ibiqGdON


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Thu Jan 5, 2012, 06:58 PM
 Sarah Ibarruri (16,854 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

50. That's true. BUT RONALD REAGAN WAS KNIGHTED? For what? For being an a-h??? nt

No Sarah dear, Pres. Reagan, G.C.B., was given an honorary knighthood (knight grand cross, not merely knight commander too) for being a great ally to the United Kingdom and defeating an incredibly great threat to our country.

Pres. (H.W.) Bush, G.C.B.; Pres. Eisenhower, G.C.B., O.M.; Gen. MacArthur, G.C.B.; Gen. Swartzkopf, K.C.B.; and Gen. Powell, K.C.B. have also been so awarded - the last also being granted a coat-of-arms (as his father was a British subject).
Title: Re: "Salma Hayek gets knighted??? For WHAT?" (Sarah Ibarurri)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 06, 2012, 11:52:11 AM
Hate to ruin the fantasy for the menfolk, but I think those enormous boobs were post-pregnancy breast feeding boobs.

Ruin?  I do not think that word means what you think it means...

 :-)