The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on January 04, 2012, 03:09:33 PM
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What will it be? Another third-world forum spammer trying to trick the American white devil into parting with his cash? A flame-out DUmmy troll? Haven't been many of those around lately, thank God. Gina trying to get yet another thread moved to the Short Bus with talk of ho-hos and ding-dongs? (Speaking of ding dongs, I haven't seen mamacags around lately. If you see her, tell her I said 'Hi'.) Or will it be vesta1111 with another incomprehensible, too-long rant about who knows what?
By the way, there are no prizes offered or implied by the posting of this poll.
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20:1 odds it'll be a Dutch bitchslap for lack of boobiez in a post. :popcorn:
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It's gonna be a post by chris_ lamenting over his cat and how his 'nads have dropped to the point that he's marking his territory by pissing in chris' shoes.
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Forty-three more to go.
Oops, now forty-two.
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Forty-three more to go.
Oops, now forty-two.
What happens after this momentous occasion?
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^^PIE AND BOOBIEZ!
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:rofl:
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Well, I see we have moved past it, so how do we tell what it was???
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My guess is it may be a post from franksolich at the forward observation post announcing that a gang of DUmmies has mustered enough courage to board a small boat and leave the island in a bid to launch an amphibious assault on the cave.
Or not.
In the meantime, just for Dutch~
http://www.frigginrandom.com/laser-boobs/
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beefeater is the winner with this (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68229.msg792925.html#msg792925) post about DU3.
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^^PIE AND BOOBIEZ!
You really wanna see my bobbiez, eh? Don't say you weren't warned.
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Well penises and vaginas!!! I can't believe Chris misses me!!!! I feel almost as special as Gina's favorite dildo!!
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Well penises and vaginas!!! I can't believe Chris misses me!!!! I feel almost as special as Gina's favorite dildo!!
:picsneeded:
:thinking:
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Well penises and vaginas!!! I can't believe Chris misses me!!!! I feel almost as special as Gina's favorite dildo!!
I didn't know you came with batteries!!!!! :rotf:
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:picsneeded:
:thinking:
Seconded, and H5 given.
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Well penises and vaginas!!! I can't believe Chris misses me!!!! I feel almost as special as Gina's favorite dildo!!
You mean she has more than one? Oh wait.....
:-)
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Yippie, I am ahead of the other ding bats, takes years to perfect the talent I have for causing great head aches and
others to wander in mind numbing torper trying to understand what I am saying.
This is a gift to out do the really insane, a survival method to keep the nuts away in fear I am crazier then they are.
What fun, as the question that many have asked through the century's is " What do woman really want"" Even Stephen Hawking's wonders about that question-------I have the answers for him, each female is different unlike men, we each want different things based on our personality.
Now try to figure that out, and thanks for the votes, my work has just begun.