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Title: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 02, 2012, 09:05:32 AM
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pokerfan









Ha Ha Ha! Take that, atheists! Cee-lo Green rewrites John Lennon's Imagine!

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 Checkmate, atheists!

Old version:
Imagine there's no countries.
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to kill or die for.
And no religion too.

Cee-lo's new and improved version:
Imagine there's no countries.
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to kill or die for.
All religion is true.

http://freethoughtblogs.com/camelswithhammers/2012/01/01/john-lennon-did-not-imagine-that-all-religion-is-true/

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MarkCharles

1. Only religion can ALWAYS be right, (and self-contradictory) and

ONLY god-believing people can take the lyrics of a popular song and change the words to suit their own agendas, and get away with it legally when performing on national television networks with millions of viewers.
 
Yes, this shows how reversing the meaning of composers is perfectly acceptable among those believers in a god. Just throw out the philosophy of the composer, in an attempt to convince the world that John Lennon really believed "all religion is true". Amazing!
 
DESPICABLE, in my opinion.

Really?

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dkf

3. Wow this is wrong.

To take someone's work and say the opposite of what they meant is not okay. If it were satire maybe, but this obviously isn't meant to be funny.
 
It's like rewriting the ending of someone else's book.

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tama

4. You just can't help it, can you?

Turning every incident of disrespectful stupidity (and worse adjectives...) by a "believer", this case by Cee-Lo, into general attack against ALL believers:
 "ONLY god-believing people"
"among those believers in a god."

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MarkCharles

8. Sorry, but this guy has no ethics, and he

seems to believe in a god.

Show me an atheist that ripped off a popular song from the Beatles or a classic of Beethoven to make his self-centered point.
 
Better still: tell us why no Christian in this nation is standing up in protest over this outright theft of an artist's original work.

****ing really?

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tama

22. I don't know

about whether he believes or pays lip service to... ehm... dunno what. And don't really care, funnily it's Satanism of sorts: I first read the idea "To each as he believes" in Bulgakov's novel "Satan comes to Moscow", and that was charming Satan's solution to believes about after life.

I'm not Christian and I'm not speaking for them and hope that you don't expect me to. My point was simply that firing a full side against all religious people because of an incident ("anecdotal evidence", if you like) is not very productive in any way. You would and do take offense if all atheists were accused because of one atheist (e.g. Stalin, brought to my mind now by Bulgakov), and correctly so.

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Dorian Gray

31. I think that

allowing Cee Lo singing this was an affront to all the listeners on top of John Lennon's legacy. It was a travesty.

:jerkit:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12184401

It's funny/ironic/hypocritical/stupid/lazy how these paste-eaters can take a song--just a stupid little song-- with a line about wishing there was no religion and treat it as it were...

...Holy Writ.

What next?

Shall we drag Mr. Green before the Inquisition and examine his intents for evidence of heresy?

Shall we have the courts exact an Indulgence? Perhaps we shall have hime declared anathema to future public performances.

I'm sure that's what St. John of the Unwashed would want from his followers.

This displays perfectly my contempt for modern pop cultural atheism: these idiots simply cannot/will not understand ANY message not originating from the voices within their own tiny heads.

They reject religion by virtue of the fact they are incapable of understanding religion...as evidenced by the fact they cannot even understand appeals of non-religion. There is no higher truth embedded in "Imagine;" it's just a world-weary stoner's lamentation about not getting the world HE wanted personally for himself as if the other 6 billion souls never merited a vote.

But leave it to the uncritical followers of He-Who-Castigates-Followers to presume the hymn must be preserved, with "tittle and joy" accuracy.

It's not as if the song is hard to understand; it's just a collection of witless quips and half-thoughts.

No, it's because they will not see, thus they cannot see. They want the song to mean what they want it to mean...even though it means nothing. They assign the song an importance the song itself rejects.

This is the internal contradiction their creed.

This is why they fail their own baptisms and Confirmations.

This is why they are so contemptible.
Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 02, 2012, 09:54:29 AM
The atheists at DU are not so defined by unbelief, but rather by rebellion against God.

In other words, DUmmies believe in God, but reject him for their own man-made worship of the State.
They know what they worship is false and they compensate by hating that which is true.
Nearly every hardcore socialist and all communists suffer from the same unreasoning bigotry.
Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2012, 11:43:30 AM
The atheists at DU are not so defined by unbelief, but rather by rebellion against God.

In other words, DUmmies believe in God, but reject him for their own man-made worship of the State.
They know what they worship is false and they compensate by hating that which is true.
Nearly every hardcore socialist and all communists suffer from the same unreasoning bigotry.

Steel on target.  H5.
Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: shadeaux on January 02, 2012, 11:56:18 AM
LMAO !!

How DARE some Cee-Lo Green rewrite the DUmp God Lennon's song.  HOW DARE HE !!!!!   :rotf:

BTW, I happened to catch the airing.  It sucked.  

Over the years I've noticed more hate for God from these low life DUmp monkeys.  They think it's cute to mock, to hate, to speak ill against everything in this world that's good, honest and decent.  None of which they are.

And they wonder why their lives are so miserable. For this, I laugh.  I can't help myself, I do laugh.  Believe what you want to believe, fine, but you cross the line when you vomit your hatefulness and use it for your own sick purposes. Your stink is evil.

Sing on Cee-Lo.  Butcher the song, spread your hate of religion, of God and watch how you get treated in the end.  Oh, I'm sorry, God is imaginary.  He can't hurt you, right ?   :-)  Wanna bet ?

And you DUmp monsters, keep on.  God may not punish but he sure gets even.  Know what I mean ?

Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2012, 12:13:26 PM
I'll bet Lennon is leading some interesting singalongs with Dead Ted, Killer Tiller, and Uncle Joe Stalin.
Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 02, 2012, 12:19:10 PM
I'll bet Lennon is leading some interesting singalongs with Dead Ted, Killer Tiller, and Uncle Joe Stalin.

I wonder if they have any songs about pineapples down there...  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: jukin on January 02, 2012, 12:29:05 PM
Their God is government. Government run by men that always become totalitarian dictators.
Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: movie buff on January 03, 2012, 05:31:49 AM
"Show me an atheist that ripped off a popular song from the Beatles or a classic of Beethoven to make his self-centered point."

I distinctly remember a few years ago a post from one of DU's countless anti- Christianity threads in which a DUmmy made up his own lyrics for "Imagine" to turn it into one gigantic bash against religion, especially Christianity.
So there, DUmmy.
Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: Aristotelian on January 03, 2012, 07:08:56 AM
The atheists at DU are not so defined by unbelief, but rather by rebellion against God.

Exactly.

In a significant contrast to most atheists I know in real life who are pretty chilled that I'm a Catholic and happy to let me get on with it.

Also the DUmmy atheists insist on claiming persecution...in one of the most hard-line anti-religious places on the internet they still claim to be the persecuted minority.
Title: Re: Religion for DUmbasses; hypocrites or just too stupid?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 03, 2012, 07:20:13 AM
Muslims kill Santa Claus...  http://news.am/eng/news/88071.html ...Anti-religion  DUmmies plan to do same here next year....then how will I get new socks? :mad: