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Title: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: thundley4 on January 01, 2012, 09:40:37 PM
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All those elected officials you dislike? They are reflective of the people who voted for them

There are several hundred thousand Ron Pauls in his district.

There are a million or so Jeff Sessions in Alabama.

How many Michele Bachmanns are needed to elect a Michelle Bachmann?

Can you imagine what it must be like with all those Patrick McHenry's down there is East Carolina?

How mean must be the spirit among of the majority in Eric Cantor's district?

As bad as he is, Ben Nelson will be the last Democrat from Nebraska for a while. At least he doesn't live, devoid of human contact, in a cave like another Nebraskan.

Comforting, huh?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002101657

Nothing else worth bringing over, yet.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: BEG on January 01, 2012, 10:30:34 PM
Frank is getting to them.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: JakeStyle on January 01, 2012, 10:38:51 PM
Stinky the Clown comes across as a very unhappy, mean person.  He probably beats Sporkly on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: Airwolf on January 01, 2012, 10:43:28 PM
He must have "Deliverance" as the only DVD he owns
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: shadeaux on January 01, 2012, 11:26:19 PM
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Stinky the Clown comes across as a very unhappy, mean person.  He probably beats Sporkly on a daily basis.

He looks like a mean person too.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7652524&mesg_id=7652524

I wonder if he gives much to charity ?  I'll bet he doesn't. He has the means and all.  Bragging about owning his kid's house, remodel on the old kitchen. Is he reflective of who he votes for ?  John Edwards perhaps ?

Old sour puss skin flint. He looks like a bald Snidely Whiplash.    :lmao:

Hey Stinkface.    :tongue:

Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: JakeStyle on January 02, 2012, 12:10:29 AM
**** you Stinky you gigantic asshole.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2012, 12:17:36 AM
He looks like a mean person too.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7652524&mesg_id=7652524

I wonder if he gives much to charity ?  I'll bet he doesn't. He has the means and all.  Bragging about owning his kid's house, remodel on the old kitchen. Is he reflective of who he votes for ?  John Edwards perhaps ?

Old sour puss skin flint. He looks like a bald Snidely Whiplash.    :lmao:

Hey Stinkface.    :tongue:



It looks to me as if Stinky shaves his legs.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 02, 2012, 12:36:54 AM
Stinky the Clown comes across as a very unhappy, mean person.  He probably beats Sporkly on a daily basis.

I think he is on the receiving end of the beatings.  He comes across as a submissive putz, with all the normally attendant pent-up ineffectual rage, who tries to put on the cloak of bellicose manhood on the internet, from behind the safe anonymity of keyboard and screen.  "Sporkly" - I like that one!

 :-)
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2012, 05:22:23 AM
I think he is on the receiving end of the beatings.  He comes across as a submissive putz, with all the normally attendant pent-up ineffectual rage, who tries to put on the cloak of bellicose manhood on the internet, from behind the safe anonymity of keyboard and screen.  "Sporkly" - I like that one!

 :-)

DAT, you read my mind.  H5 to you and JS.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 02, 2012, 05:42:59 AM
Right out of Sporkly's own mouth....

Here's the clown shoveling in shortz and crocs. (Don't ask me why! He's nutz.)

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: He's certainly a DUFUs.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: miskie on January 02, 2012, 06:53:29 AM
He must have "Deliverance" as the only DVD he owns

I figure he has it on 3D Blu-Ray by now...
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 07:47:28 AM
Oh my.

The generalissimo dude's out of sorts because he made only #05 top primitive this year, having fallen three spots, from #02 top primitive in 2010.

But he need not worry that much; I'm sure he'll be in the top ten again in 2012, maybe even attaining the pinnacle of primitivity.  Anything can happen, and while this isn't too likely, it's not impossible either.

I have to give the generalissimo dude credit though; unlike other primitives, he's creative enough to create shout-outs that might get past my fellow alum Skins. 

It's all good.  Happy new year, turtle dude.

Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: Ballygrl on January 02, 2012, 08:22:14 AM
He looks like a mean person too.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7652524&mesg_id=7652524

Bush wears Crocs too! and OMG! the Border Collie and the German Shepherd are gorgeous! I grew up with German Sherherds, I wonder if it's an Eyetalian thing?
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 08:25:21 AM
Whoa.

I've never seen a picture of the generalissimo dude other than fleeting glimpses of his elbows.

I never imagined him with eyeglasses, and he looks older than I pictured him; true, he's 65, 66, years old now, but generally men of Italianate derivation don't show age as soon as men of other derivations.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 08:35:08 AM
Stinky the Clown comes across as a very unhappy, mean person.  He probably beats Sporkly on a daily basis.

What Tanker said, above.

The turtle dude's screen name used to be "Husb2Sparkly," showing how much he ties up his self-identity with his wife.  She totally dominates him.

However, for more excitement, she hangs around with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler from down the street, too.

They even go to places like Davos in Switzerland together, leaving the turtle dude alone at home.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2012, 11:58:22 AM
Frank may live in a cave, as you incorrectly guess, but he doesn't live in the basement, sharing the same room as the cats litter box. Sparkly doesn't allow him into the upstairs bathroom; the one with running water.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: Splashdown on January 02, 2012, 01:31:56 PM
What Tanker said, above.

The turtle dude's screen name used to be "Husb2Sparkly," showing how much he ties up his self-identity with his wife.  She totally dominates him.

However, for more excitement, she hangs around with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler from down the street, too.

They even go to places like Davos in Switzerland together, leaving the turtle dude alone at home.

Somebody has to clean up after the pets, after all...
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 06:00:41 PM
Well, I just checked.

That campfire burned out in a hurry.

Better luck next time, turtle dude.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2012, 09:40:56 PM
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The generalissimo dude's out of sorts because he made only #05 top primitive this year
And that was an absolute travesty.

The idea that husb2Spunkly, possibly the most boring poster on the entire DUmp, came in ahead of Sarah Imaboobi is outrageous.

This numbskull, who must post a hundred times a day, has not a shred of imagination or originality.

I have yet to read one of his posts without having to stifle a yawn.

He's the epitome of a boring, useless, worthless DUmpmonkey, who's never had a thought worth sharing.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 10:04:24 PM
He's the epitome of a boring, useless, worthless DUmpmonkey, who's never had a thought worth sharing.

You said it, and that's probably why he rated so high.

He's the epitome, the ne plus ultra, the sans peer, the preimer inter alles, of primitivity.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: Karin on January 03, 2012, 08:05:11 AM
Shoveling snow in crocs.  I see.  Remember our old friend HNC, and the lessons he learned? 
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 03, 2012, 08:28:42 AM
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All those elected officials you dislike? They are reflective of the people who voted for them

There are several hundred thousand Ron Pauls in his district.

There are a million or so Jeff Sessions in Alabama.

How many Michele Bachmanns are needed to elect a Michelle Bachmann?

Can you imagine what it must be like with all those Patrick McHenry's down there is East Carolina?

How mean must be the spirit among of the majority in Eric Cantor's district?


So that makes you someone who would befriend Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko and Jeremiah Wright.

I'll take Bachmann, Perry and Santorum any day.

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... in a cave like another Nebraskan.


Stop being such a ***** and sign-up here.
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: dutch508 on January 03, 2012, 08:38:48 AM
Shoveling snow in crocs.  I see.  Remember our old friend HNC, and the lessons he learned? 

Where is that crock wearing homo retArd, anyway?
Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 03, 2012, 09:05:31 AM
I think he is on the receiving end of the beatings.  He comes across as a submissive putz, with all the normally attendant pent-up ineffectual rage, who tries to put on the cloak of bellicose manhood on the internet, from behind the safe anonymity of keyboard and screen.  "Sporkly" - I like that one!

 :-)

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.
</happiestdaysofourlives>


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Title: Re: Another Shoutout to Frank from Stinking Dude.
Post by: shadeaux on January 03, 2012, 12:18:02 PM
Stinky is a  Renaissance man, a bon vivant.  He's the real deal. 

 (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/landlord.png)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=236&topic_id=4709

 :rotf:

He can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan

And never ever let you forget he's a man

(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/PotRack.jpg)

No respectable man says delish.