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Title: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 12:52:58 PM
Before I get started, I have to get something else out of the way first.

Sorry.

Quote
nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-24-11 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #6

7. Oh the usual place?

I will accept it in the name of du. Gladly.

They hate that actually.

For the record, only my fellow alum Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad have the right to “accept” anything “on behalf of democraticunderground.”  The yenta’s just another primitive on Skins’s island, nothing more than that.

The award for the Top DUmmie of 2011 is solely and only and uniquely presented to the honoree, no one else.  Not Skins’s island, not “on behalf” of any or all the other primitives; it belongs only to the honoree, and is a reflection of her accomplishments, not those of democraticunderground and all its other members.

Now that we have that straightened out, franksolich is proud to announce the top winner for 2011, the pinnacle of the epitome, the highest of the high, the Top DUmmie of 2011, nadinbrzezinski, who is additionally the winner of the Willie, the award given that DUmmie who did a great deal in spreading and enhancing the good name and reputation of Skins’s island.

Boggles the mind, her list of accomplishments: writer of science fiction and fantasy books, emergency medical technician, peace activist, world traveler, election fraud analyst, dairy expert, radiation exposure expert, exemplar of the Mexican educational system, combat medic, professional historian, military and gaming strategist, survivalist, disaster preparedness consultant, expert on early childhood development, philanthropist, climatologist with specialization in catastrophic catastrophes, macro-scale political and social trends analyst, expert on experts, community organizer, learned in nuclear physics, student of Japanese suicide customs, Platinum Medallion-level Frequent Googler, script reader, trend spotter, tipping point detector, Rubicon Crosser, toy soldier player, international finance expert, peak oil forecaster, Queen of Comical Malaprops, nuclear power plant evaluator, emergency triage expert, epidemiologist, talent scout, analyst of Egyptian politics, world-class sociologist, theologian, clerica duties guaranteeing and preserving prisoners’ rights while in foreign custody, full-time MSNNBC viewer, home appliance technician, global viewer, barista, medical billing specialist, geologist, expert on victim psychology, police dispatcher, earthquake preparation specialist, reporter, physiologist, hat-taker, film critic…..and many more…..

nadinbzezinski’s resume of her accomplishments can be found here:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,63006.75.html

The above was a thread in the DUmping Ground started by our pulchtritudinous colleague Traveshamockery, and it’s pretty long.  But one doesn’t have to read it all; just go to the sixth page and admire the professional-quality resume Traveshamockery made for this year’s top primitive.

It’s awesome.  It might even get nadinbrzesinski a paying job, if she passes it around.

There’s still one unresolved issue when it comes to this year’s Top DUmmie; one wonders if her husband’s aware of all she’s done, or if she’s been doing it behind his back.  This is a matter of concern, because he might not know people are laughing at him behind his back, having such a yenta for a wife.

Great should be his wrath when he finds out.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68133.0.html
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 12:54:58 PM
No point in having examples of nadinbrzezinski’s handiwork as examples of her kvetchy kochleffel and her finstere cholem auf dein kopf und auf dein hent und fiss upon decent and civilized people and a “system”—the American system—which has sustained and enriched her beyond the wildest dreams of most Mexicans; a nahr bleibt a nahr.

One’s sure that while nadinbrzezinski dreams for, pines for, yearns for, the decline of America and the “system,” she’s not above taking advantages of the benefits America and the system gives her.  One imagines she takes all she can, as quick as she can.  She enjoys an elevation of living far above that which could reasonably be expected by a wife of a retired submarine commander in the Mexican navy, for example.

nadinbrzezinski has no love for America, and probably the reason reaches back more than seventy years, when her grandparents, and one or the other of her parents (then a child), desperately sought to flee the shetls of Poland only weeks before September 1, 1939.

It’s a very sad and unfortunate story, the blight inflicted upon innocent people by totalitarian socialists, and at the time, lots of people of Judaic derivation were hoping to get out.  America and England were their first choices, but the doors had been mostly shut there, and so those of Judaic derivation frantically sought refuge wherever they could find it—in Shanghai, in Fiji, in Kenya, in South Africa, in Paraguay; whoever’d let them in.

Happily, nadinbrzezinski’s ancestors got in to Mexico.  It wasn’t America, but it wasn’t German-dominated Poland either.

But surely there was some resentment among her ancestors, that America hadn’t let them in, and this resentment was implanted in her as a little girl.

nadinbrzezinski’s got to take the global view of the situation, the whole story, though.  In 1939, the president of the United States was a (D), and not inclined to help the Jews.  Congress, both houses, were a veto-proof (D), and not inclined to help the Jews.  The Supreme Court was by then a solidly (D) court, and not inclined to help the Jews.  The State Department bureaucrats were all (D)s, and not inclined to help the Jews.

That’s why nadinbrzezinski’s ancestors couldn’t get into America.

But this year’s top DUmmie perversely blames the (R)s for all that is wrong with America.

In fact, her credentials as a historian are suspect; one recalls a comment of hers—now buried somewhere, too difficult to disinter—in which she blamed the (R)s for some Rooseveltian “reform” that had been rejected in 1938.

Uh, 1937-1939, there were 89 (R) congressmen in the 435-seat House of Representatives, and 17 (R) senators in the 96-seat Senate.  One doesn’t see where the (R)s had a whole lot to say about things, back then.

Her credentials as a historian, and as a global viewer, are also suspect in that nadinbrzezinski seems to believe that (1) all revolutions are from the left, (2) all revolutions are permanent, and (3) all revolutions involve violence and bloodshed.

That’s ideology, not history, and that’s screwed-up ideology.

The girl’s got a blinder over her right eye, missing half the picture, if not more.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 12:56:54 PM
Out here in the lonely Sandhills of Nebraska, there’s a certain pile of dirt that stands on the east side of franksolich’s house.  It’s shaped, roughly, like a miniature alpine Jungfrau, and it presents quite a pretty picture at night whenever the moon rises from the east, and one’s sitting on the front porch.

To those not from around here, it’s just another hill or mound in the Sandhills, ho-hum.  To natives of the Sandhills, well, they recognize it as a man-made phenomenon, but nothing more.

When franksolich moved out here the autumn of 2005, he noticed some peculiarities about the hill; it wasn’t quite like the other hills; for example, the foliage was somewhat different, and things seemed to stay green into December, and come out green again in February, later and sooner than other foliage around the place.

He inquired of someone ancient, who’d been a young boy here during the 1930s, and learned that there used to be a big barn adjacent, and that from 1875, when the place was first settled, until 1950, when the barn burned down, the people here raised pigs.  The barn had to be cleaned often, and the swine droppings were deposited in a shallow “basin” which with the passage of years became rather protuberant.

After the barn burned down, it wasn’t rebuilt, as cattle rather than pigs were raised here.

Sometime when Ike and Mamie were in the White House, the odor evaporated, and sometime when Jackie and Jack were in the White House, the thing took upon the characteristics of just plain ordinary dirt, which it seems so to this day.

Even though it’s nearly 100% pure antique pig shit.

Upon learning this, franksolich took a cat-litter box that needed emptied, and tossed it upon the mound, baptizing it the “William Rivers Pitt.”  The University of Nebraska came out to look at it the following summer, and using well-drilling equipment, collected samples from different layers, learning much about the diets and diseases of swine 1875-1950.

It’s supposed the William Rivers Pitt is circa 740 cubic yards of swine excrement, which is quite a pile (I’ll post photographs here when I move away; it’s a rather singular-looking thing, and I don’t want primitives stalking franksolich to find out exactly where he lives).  The variegated foliage that decorates it is from seeds of things that the pigs were fed, that passed through their intestines undigested.

It’s an awesome sight, the William Rivers Pitt.

But now when looking at it, one sees how truly prodigious this year’s Top DUmmie has been; nadinbrzezinski single-handedly all by herself produced more shit in a single year than forty generations and thousands of pigs could do in seventy-five years.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 12:58:41 PM
Press releases to the San Diego news media to be sent later today; I'll post proofs as I send them.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: NHSparky on December 31, 2011, 01:01:30 PM
The Queen of DU is dead.  ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!!

 :asshat: :asshat: :asshat: :asshat:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: zeitgeist on December 31, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on December 31, 2011, 01:01:30 PM
The Queen of DU is dead.  ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!!

 :asshat: :asshat: :asshat: :asshat:

Would that be dead drunk or drunk with power?

Congratulations to Nadine.  All your hard work has finally paid off.   :-)
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: JakeStyle on December 31, 2011, 01:30:10 PM
Congratulations nadin, you illiterate gimp.  Now get out there and use your newfound celebrity to sell some essays.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: formerlurker on December 31, 2011, 01:34:26 PM
Well Nads you have reached the top and good for you.   That is quite an accomplishment given your competition.   

Enjoy the view for a while, as Sarah is clearly not taking the news well that she lost to you.   History has surely taught you Nadin that you can't trust anyone. 

Listen for the helicopters, cause girl they are coming...

Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 31, 2011, 01:37:40 PM
And she has worked so very, very hard to earn it...it could be no other.

"Catastrophic catastrophes."  What an incredibly appropriate turn of phrase.

Well done, Frank!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Ogre on December 31, 2011, 01:51:37 PM
In honor of Frank and all his hard work I would like to say:

Congratulations Nadin, you have ascended to the lofty pinnacle atop the excrement pile known as the DUmp.  May the God's, oops, forgot.  May Gaia feed you honey milk and long may your batteries last.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Tucker on December 31, 2011, 01:58:40 PM
Quote
nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-24-11 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #6

7. Oh the usual place?

I will accept it in the name of du. Gladly.

They hate that actually.

Actually we don't.

You're delusional if you think that all y'all can do anything that makes us lose it.

It's apparent that you still don't understand. DU exists solely  for our pleasure and laughter. It wouldn't bother us in the least if you paid absolutely no attention to us. just act like we're not here. You're out of your element when you try to feign shock and outrage over something minute for our benefit.

Our desire is to strictly observe you in your natural state. That's when you're at your best (worst). Pretend that the DUmp is surrounded by a one way mirror where only we can see in and you can't see out.

Oh, and nadin, don't be a disappointment like your two previous predecessors. Both Pam and Anne became staid and just let the flies circle around them from lack of meaningful activity.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: shadeaux on December 31, 2011, 02:19:42 PM
Nadin won DUmmie of the Year !!!!!!     :yahoo:

Them Dummies must be so proud of her.    :rotf:

Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2011, 02:24:02 PM
Congratulations Nadin!  
:cheersmate:  :cheersmate:  :cheersmate:  :cheersmate:  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 31, 2011, 02:29:16 PM
I sent her a "Congratulations" post on her Facebook wall.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: miskie on December 31, 2011, 02:31:57 PM
for you, Nads..

(http://www.everwonder.com/david/bullwinkle/bullwinkle-plush-doll.jpg)

Now you can proclaim that you have finally captured moose & squirrel. Yay.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Carl on December 31, 2011, 02:34:13 PM
No one could be more deserving this year then the gigantic lump of (semi) female body tissue.
May she follow in the footsteps of her predecessors attaining such an honor and disappear into the ravenous mob yearning to climb to the pinnacle.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: formerlurker on December 31, 2011, 02:38:13 PM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 31, 2011, 02:29:16 PM
I sent her a "Congratulations" post on her Facebook wall.

 :rofl:

H5!

Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Ballygrl on December 31, 2011, 03:09:03 PM
I'm sorry, I just find it difficult to get excited over this winner. Off to pout!
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Airwolf on December 31, 2011, 03:44:17 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on December 31, 2011, 01:01:30 PM
The Queen of DU is dead.  ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!!

 :asshat: :asshat: :asshat: :asshat:

The only Queen Nadin shares anything with is this one.

(http://ghostradio.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/alien-queen-560x400.jpg)
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2011, 04:20:08 PM
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 12:56:54 PM
. . . nadinbrzezinski single-handedly all by herself produced more shit in a single year than forty generations and thousands of pigs could do in seventy-five years.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5!  I've never given six pairs of the two emoticons above, but you were true to your advance billing--that's the best thing I've ever seen you write.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2011, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2011, 04:20:08 PM
H5!  I've never given six pairs of the two emoticons above, but you were true to your advance billing--that's the best thing I've ever seen you write.
Have to agree. That one sentence is nadin in a nutshell.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2011, 05:40:22 PM
Have to agree. That one sentence is nadin in a nutshell.

I wonder if she's offended.

I didn't mean to, if she was; but the bigger deal was accuracy and objectivity.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2011, 05:54:11 PM
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 05:42:17 PM
I wonder if she's offended.

I didn't mean to, if she was; but the bigger deal was accuracy and objectivity.

If she is, she should just put on her big-girl panties and get to working on a repeat performance.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2011, 05:59:21 PM
New DUFU up:

"Here She Is, Our Miss DUmmieland": DUmmie of the Year crowned! (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2827245/posts)

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7016/6608640209_7b122f371f.jpg)

HERE SHE IS, OUR MISS DUMMIELAND
Tune: "There She Is, Miss America" (http://mp3skull.com/mp3/there_she_is_miss_america.html)

Here she is, our Miss DUmmieland
Here she is, our Nadin
The dream of a million posts that she typed out by hand
Now comes true here on Skins's Island
For she has turned out to be
The queen of gross stupidity!

Here she is, our Miss DUmmieland
Here she is, our Nadin
With so many DUzies she took the DUmp by storm
With her condescending need to inform
And here she is
Miss Blogosphere, she is
DUmmie of the Year, she is
Our Miss DUmmieland!
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 06:01:00 PM
Could you make that into an individual thread, please, sir?

I don't think it's going to get the attention it deserves here, because everybody's ignoring nadin and paying attention to Omaha Steve instead tonight.

For reference, check the gore_bites thread stickied to the top of the DUmpster here.

Thanks!
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 06:02:01 PM
Oh.

You already did it.

Thanks again.

We need it to have maximum exposure, and it won't get it here.

Nobody's paying attention to nadin tonight.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: diesel driver on December 31, 2011, 06:02:18 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on December 31, 2011, 01:01:30 PM
The Queen of DU is dead.  ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!!

 :asshat: :asshat: :asshat: :asshat:

AWW, HELL!
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: sybilll on December 31, 2011, 06:13:47 PM
Finally something worthwhile to put on your resume.  Congrats Nads.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 06:17:56 PM
Quote from: sybilll on December 31, 2011, 06:13:47 PM
Finally something worthwhile to put on your resume.  Congrats Nads.   :cheersmate:

I haven't written the press release yet, as I'm sort of wiped out from writing.

But I'll get around to it.

The first one to get the news is going to be the Poway News-Chieftan, and then the standard and usual San Diego Union-Tribune, after which all else.

When I do that, I'll be posting proof here.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: BEG on December 31, 2011, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Ballygrl on December 31, 2011, 03:09:03 PM
I'm sorry, I just find it difficult to get excited over this winner. Off to pout!

Me too, she tried too damn hard.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 31, 2011, 07:52:12 PM
WHAT A WAY TO START THE NEW YEAR!  I would love to send her a tiara to wear when she's out reporting on the occupiers that she is our very special DOTY!  


✰✰✰  C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S   N A D I N     ✰✰✰
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: dandi on December 31, 2011, 08:02:17 PM
Nadin, I was pulling against you for the #1 slot because you're such an incredible attention whore. Then again, I figured that's half of what The Hive is all about. So congratulations. Enjoy your infamy.

And Frank, Ralph, thanks for all your hard work researching and compiling and counting. Great job this year! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2011, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: BEG on December 31, 2011, 07:19:42 PM
Me too, she tried too damn hard.
She wasn't trying. She really believes she's that smart.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2011, 09:08:32 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2011, 09:04:02 PM
She wasn't trying. She really believes she's that smart.

It was one of two points I wanted to make, but forgot to, when I wrote the award.

If the yenta had been properly respectful and observant of the Faith that nourished and sustained her ancestors, she would've been aware of that ancient Hebraic admonition, "humility is the beginning of wisdom."

But no; the yenta thinks she's smarter and knows more than those who came before her.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: Carl on December 31, 2011, 10:22:04 PM
No doubt in real life she is a laughingstock that the local business people cringe when they see her approaching.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 01, 2012, 12:30:20 AM
I would like to say that Nadin does react far better to our attention that the big baby, OmahaSteve.

Its not much, but know-it-all Nadic does have a smidgeon of grace. Or maybe its resignation...
But in either case, her behavior is better than a certain candidate for city council.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 01, 2012, 05:26:27 AM
Quote from: BEG on December 31, 2011, 07:19:42 PM
Me too, she tried too damn hard.

I'm with you, milady.  An analogy could be that she went gopher hunting with an M-1A1 tank.  You'll get the kill, but you could have just as easily done it with a scoped Ruger 77/22.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: RWKindaGuy on January 01, 2012, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2011, 09:04:02 PM
She wasn't trying. She really believes she's that smart.

That's true.  She really, really, really does believe that she is far superior to most living things.

Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 08:47:02 AM
Quote from: RWKindaGuy on January 01, 2012, 08:27:42 AM
That's true.  She really, really, really does believe that she is far superior to most living things.

I've assiduously refrained from making any comments about the yenta's physical appearance, because unlike the yenta, franksolich believes in the ancient eastern European Hebraic concept of "beauty;" that beauty is in the soul, not the body.

Obviously, the yenta's discarded the wisdom of her ancestors, and so I guess it's okay for me to say it.

The yenta's 42"-39"-56", about 5' tall, and weighs in at circa 260 pounds.

I would've never mentioned this if the yenta adhered to the wisdom of her ancestors, including their concept of "beauty," but the yenta obviously believes she's brighter and smarter than they were.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 01, 2012, 09:42:34 AM
When Nadin and her fellow occupiers get their wonderful socialist government, we won't be bothered with their "livestreaming" of protests any more. We can all just sit back and enjoy the government farm/grain harvest reports.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 01, 2012, 12:04:41 PM
Winning DOTY was too much for Nadin.  She deleted me off her friend's list.  We were friend's for about 48 hrs.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 12:16:59 PM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 01, 2012, 12:04:41 PM
Winning DOTY was too much for Nadin.

You know, I had to think a while before I made my last comment above, about the yenta's personal appearance, because I'm really not that way; I don't pay a whole lot of attention to physical characteristics.

Like here, we probably got some big guys and some ugly women, but I don't see them that way, no way.

It's because of our shared values here, in which "appearance" counts for nothing, and "character" counts for all.

So I dunno; maybe we got some big guys and some ugly women here, but I'm not seeing that; I'm seeing their character, their integrity, their values, their souls, and everybody here's very aesthetic people indeed.

Which all of course derives from ancient Hebraic wisdom.

However, since the yenta's discarded pretty much her whole Judaic persona and heritage, and looks at people in the primitive manner--i.e., superficially, no deeper than the skin--one must judge her using her own criteria, and so one can freely say the yenta's not aesthetic in any way, shape, or form.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: JakeStyle on January 01, 2012, 12:19:16 PM
Quote from: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 08:47:02 AM
I've assiduously refrained from making any comments about the yenta's physical appearance, because unlike the yenta, franksolich believes in the ancient eastern European Hebraic concept of "beauty;" that beauty is in the soul, not the body.

Obviously, the yenta's discarded the wisdom of her ancestors, and so I guess it's okay for me to say it.

The yenta's 42"-39"-56", about 5' tall, and weighs in at circa 260 pounds.

I would've never mentioned this if the yenta adhered to the wisdom of her ancestors, including their concept of "beauty," but the yenta obviously believes she's brighter and smarter than they were.

That's a whole lotta rosie  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8fZeaUHsjw)
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2012, 12:49:35 PM
Quote from: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 08:47:02 AM

The yenta's 42"-39"-56", about 5' tall, and weighs in at circa 260 pounds.
Those estimates aren't far off, except for one.

Nutcase nadin coasted past the 39" waist measurement many, many organic enchiladas ago.

If she has a 39" waist, I'm Twiggy.

My guess is 44-56-50.

Too bad we can't persuade her to visit a feed mill or meat packer to get official measurements and weight.

Oh, and yes, the CalPig is a Facebook friend of nadin, but her page is deadly boring.

Just another of her awful, open-mouthed headshots.

Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: oldcrow on January 01, 2012, 12:51:45 PM
Way to go Nads! This can be the ONE expert skill you boast of that doesn't sound like it was lifted from a resume preparation book!  :yahoo: :lmao: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 12:52:26 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2012, 12:49:35 PM
Those estimates aren't far off, except for one.

Nutcase nadin coasted past the 39" waist measurement many, many organic enchiladas ago.

If she has a 39" waist, I'm Twiggy.

My guess is 44-56-50.

Too bad we can't persuade her to visit a feed mill or meat packer to get official measurements and weight.

Oh, and yes, the CalPig is a Facebook friend of nadin, but her page is deadly boring.

Just another of her awful, open-mouthed headshots.

I got those statistics from a credible source on freerepublic.

I suppose it depends upon (a) where one defines the "waist" and (b) how dated those numbers are; maybe they were from some time ago.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: formerlurker on January 01, 2012, 12:55:10 PM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 01, 2012, 12:04:41 PM
Winning DOTY was too much for Nadin.  She deleted me off her friend's list.  We were friend's for about 48 hrs.

I am so sorry for your loss.  :(

Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: JakeStyle on January 01, 2012, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 12:52:26 PM
I got those statistics from a credible source on freerepublic.

I suppose it depends upon (a) where one defines the "waist" and (b) how dated those numbers are; maybe they were from some time ago.

I think someone is yanking your chain, Frank.  The measurements and weight are from an AC/DC song about a fat chick.
Quote

Whole Lotta Rosie Lyrics
Artist(Band):AC/DC

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
Ah, come to lovin'
Ooh, she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she's got it all!

Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you

Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do

Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone

But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone

You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman

Oh honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long

Only wanna turn
Only wanna turn me on

All through the night time
And right around the clock
Whooh! To my surprise, Rosie never stops
You are a whole lotta woman
Whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta woman
Ohh yeah

[Solo]

Oh, you're a whole lotta woman
Whole Lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
You're a whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta woman-man-man-man-man
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Whole Lotta Rosie
Whole lotta woman
Oh, whole lotta woman
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 01, 2012, 12:59:05 PM
Quote from: formerlurker on January 01, 2012, 12:55:10 PM
I am so sorry for your loss.  :(



:bawl:

I'll be okay... I think.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 01:01:11 PM
Quote from: JakeStyle on January 01, 2012, 12:58:52 PM
I think someone is yanking your chain, Frank.  The measurements and weight are from an AC/DC song.

Oh.

Ooops.

But she does look pretty bell-shaped to me.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Charles Henrickson on January 01, 2012, 04:22:12 PM
Quote from: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 01:01:11 PM
she does look pretty bell-shaped to me.

But would she look pretty to you if she were NOT bell-shaped?

I know some guys are into that, though.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2012, 05:31:26 AM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 01, 2012, 12:59:05 PM
:bawl:

I'll be okay... I think.

There . . . there . . .

 :2ndbase:

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: Aristotelian on January 02, 2012, 05:43:13 AM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on January 01, 2012, 12:04:41 PM
Winning DOTY was too much for Nadin.  She deleted me off her friend's list.  We were friend's for about 48 hrs.

That's a definite double Hi5.

Small recompense for such a loss, I know.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie of 2011 (nadinbrzezinski)
Post by: jukin on January 02, 2012, 07:35:31 PM
Finally, a real achievement to add to the resume.