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Title: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2011, 03:07:00 PM
Whoa.

Wait.

What?

Oh my.

Well, well, well.

Well, well.

The winner of the #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 is a complete newcomer, someone who’s never been in the top twenty, ever, my fellow Nebraskan, Omaha’s Ed Norton, Omaha Steve.

Nebraska finally gets some respect, as we’ve never been represented in the awards before.

Omaha Steve, who’s in his late 50s and a rather big burly dude with beard, actually lives in a suburb south of Omaha, Bellevue, which is chock full of retired and current military personnel, Republicans, and conservatives.

One’s mystified as to why so many primitives—the brain-damaged primitive in New Jersey being an example, among many others—choose to live in red areas rather than blue areas, but there you have it.

Omaha Steve however does work for the city of Omaha, at the main waterworks in the southern part of that city, conveniently close to Bellevue.  One’s not exactly sure if this involves incoming clean water or outgoing sewage, but probably both.

As is the habit of many primitives, Omaha Steve makes much of the 1/64th part of him that is, apparently, Native American, utterly ignoring the other 63/64th parts of him derived from the evil white man.  His majority ethnicity isn’t clear; to franksolich, he seems Polish, but to many others he seems more likely Irish.

This of course is because primitives like to identify themselves with long-ago oppressed minorities, never the evil European-derived white man.  The late Chief S itting Bull, the Greatest Primitive Ever, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive Redstone, did this, as does Doug’s stupid ex-wife, Beth.

Omaha Steve first made a big-man splash earlier in 2011, during the troubles in Wisconsin, in which he bombasted greatly in his fraternal affiliation with the labor unions there, and even begged for money, lodging, and football tickets so that he could go up over there and join them.

You see, Omaha Steve doesn’t like to pay his own way; better that others pay his way.

Then later in the year, Omaha Steve, in a complete and utterly insane lack of judgement, announced on Skins’s island that he’s running for the Bellevue city council next year.

franksolich’s eyes grew as large as turkey-platters when seeing that.

Bellevue, as already mentioned, is a pretty red town, and publicly acknowledging that one hangs around on Skins’s island is not a “positive.”  In fact, it’s a very big negative, and one’s surprised that his professional Democrat campaign advisers didn’t look at him with alarm, “No, Steve, don’t go there.”

franksolich offered to become his fellow Nebraskan’s campaign manager, an offer which Omaha’s Ed Norton coldly and silently declined, not aware that this gift horse had plenty of golden eggs in its mouth, and that as events subsequently played out, it probably would’ve been better if Omaha Steve had taken franksolich up on his magnanimous offer.

The first thing franksolich would’ve advised was that Omaha Steve immediately, right then and there, quit hanging around the primitives on Skins’s island.  Just walk away from them, saying nothing.  Never showing up there again.  And by the time the campaign got underway in earnest, no one would’ve remembered that this stealth socialist candidate is Omaha Steve; the name of the primitive and the name of the candidate wouldn’t have been connected.

Too bad for Omaha Steve that he didn’t listen to franksolich.  Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and a woman scorned hath no fury like franksolich scorned.

note: what follows are some inanities of Omaha Steve this past year, selected at random but put into chronological order.

also, franksolich must acknowledge his enormous gratitude to JakeStyle here, for making my fellow Nebraskan more prominent—I’d just never paid much attention to him until our colleague pointed out to me earlier this year how interesting the big guy is…..and I was very happy to be able to write the surprise ending for everybody of course, but again somewhat more so for JakeStyle.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2011, 03:10:42 PM
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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Wed Mar-09-11 10:39 PM
Original message

Any DUers that live in or near Madison, may I sleep on your floor a couple nights?

It is time for me to be in Madison for a few days!

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,56450.0

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Thu Mar-31-11 11:15 PM
Original message

I return to work Monday morning
   
I almost forgot to mention this. I've been off work since my surgery on Jan. 25th. I'll be on light duty for 3-4 months while I continue therapy on my neck and shoulder. My job requires the ability to lift 90 pounds. I'm going off narcotics to do this. I won't be as active as on the DU as I have been.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,57378.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Sun Jun-05-11 07:10 PM
Original message

Can the DU get Omaha Steve to Madison (ground zero) as a project?
 
Most of you know just how pro labor/worker I am. I never made it to Madison for the protests early this year. I was in a motion restrictive sling for my right shoulder after rotator cuff surgery. I was on drugs and couldn't drive. The AFL-CIO bus was full before I could say I'd go.

Here is the deal. I'd love to be in Madison, Wi on Oct. 1. NU will be there to play the Badgers. I'm not asking for $. I'm asking for help finding two tickets at a reasonable price. Because of my size, on an isle would help but isn't mandatory.

I will go up two days before with my best friend (the Putz) Jeff. We go to all kinds of sporting events together. We will wear "NU fans in solidarity with Wisconsin" shirts. We will visit the capital and the offices of locals involved in the long public union fight. I am an AFSCME member after all.

IF there is an NFL season by then, I could also use two tickets to the Packer game that Sunday. I'm a life long Packer fan that watched the Ice Bowl on the new black and white TV I got for Christmas that year. I'll wear my cheese head. I've never been to a Packer game before. They were out of the country for a preseason game in Canada the one time I made it to Green Bay. Jeff is a Bronco fan first, then a Packer fan.

I did donate to the Wisconsin AFL-CIO, the State Democratic party, bought pizzas, gave to AFSCME Wisconsin, etc.

Can the DU pull some strings and get Jeff and I to the promised land? Only time will tell.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,59780.0

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-08-11 04:24 PM
Original message

My post # 29,000
   
Dear friends,

I wish I had something better to tell you all today. I did not win the executive board election to be the next Vice President of my local union. I feel I was by far the most qualified candidate. Apparently that didn't matter. I'm taking some time away from labor, politics, and the DU. I don't know how long it will take to recharge my batteries.

Understand I have always loved the DU and pretty much being the person that speaks for labor on the DU. This just hurts so much.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,59946.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-18-11 05:15 PM
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DUs not my playground anymore (this is not aimed at the mods)
 
We keep trying to make this the great place it once was again. So far it ain't happened. I've had three questions that went unanswered from powers above in the last couple weeks. Today I had my first deleted (that I can remember in over 29,000 posts) message because I asked if someone anti-union was really a Democrat. I thought it was fair. I remember much worse mud thrown in my direction that never was removed than that. I got nailed by another user for posting a blond joke. The list grows. The fun things don't seem to be here anymore.

I was gone a week and returned Tuesday. For me in the past, 24 hours without the DU and I'd go into withdrawal. Not this time. And my few days since returning have been less than happy. So I won't be around as much. Up to now I've averaged over 4,000 posts a year. I'll be looking for someplace that is more like what the DU used to be. I'll always be reading and may say "duh" and get back in the swing.

Hoping to find nirvana for liberals,

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,60709.0

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Tue Jun-21-11 10:16 PM
Original message

When the door gets slammed, a window might break out an opening
   
Stay tuned. A career change is on the table for me again. Two weeks ago I was so low when I didn't get my locals VP slot. It might take a couple months before I can blab.

Change subject. I'm still catching up on DU mail from the weekend. I will get to it and reply to all.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,60835.0

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sat Aug-13-11 05:23 PM
Original message

WE said YES!
   
Marta and I were both asked just now to run for public office in the next election cycle. I can't tell you the offices until after we file at the end of the month. But we are both taking aim at conservative REPUBLICANS!

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,63125.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Thu Aug-18-11 08:20 PM

Original message

Life can suck some days, it did for me today

I met with my bosses today. Best managers on the planet. Most of you know I had shoulder surgery in January. I also have a pinched nerve in my neck causing problems. I've been in therapy for several months. I start work hardness therapy tomorrow. I pretty much HAVE to get back to being able to lift 90 pounds and use 100 pounds of force. Most of the jobs I could demote to also have heavy physical requirements. The next couple months will tell. The case nurse assured me they will not rush this and give me plenty of time to try to get to where I need to be. If not, I'm looking at a disability.

I love my job and co-workers. I want to stay.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,63312.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Sat Aug-27-11 05:37 PM
Original message

Here it is DUers, Marta & I are running for the public offices of....   
     
Because of a misunderstanding, Marta and I didn't file before yesterdays deadline. There is a moratorium for a couple months on filing for our races. Our opponents didn't file yet either.

I'm running for the city council against a very well connected Republican.

Marta is running for the school board.

Today was the county party running for office seminar. As soon as I have a treasurer, I will have a Act Blue page for those that asked for it a few weeks ago. Critical since the state just removed all campaign donation limits: http://www.omaha.com/arti...enforcing-campaign-limits

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,63614.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Sat Sep-03-11 07:16 PM
Original message

Omaha Steve is ramping up slowly, but ramping up just the same
 
Today my treasurer and I opened my political bank account. George is married to a state central committee member. There are a few things to do in the next couple months before really kicking things off.

Marta will be running a low key campaign we hope will raise below $5,000 for the much simpler bookkeeping requirements.

More news as it happens on the DU. Stay tuned.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,63913.0

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sat Sep-10-11 03:04 PM
Original message

Hail did $9,000 in damage to house & my car
   
The Omaha area has all kinds home repair salesmen going door to door.

We are out $1,500 on the deductibles. It could have been much worse.

I wish it had been our old insurance company that I didn't care for. Don't ask.

We switched to Hartford through AARP in May and are very happy campers.

http://ir.thehartford.com...asedetail.cfm?releaseid=5...

The Hartford Receives Ethisphere's 2011 World's Most Ethical Companies Recognition

http://ir.thehartford.com...asedetail.cfm?releaseid=4...

The Hartford Named As One Of The "World's Most Ethical Companies" Again In 2010

The AARP Consumer Cellular phone is a great deal too.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64154.0
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2011, 03:15:01 PM
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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Sat Sep-17-11 11:07 AM
Original message
 
Omaha Steve & Marta election update 9-17-11

Marta and I own most popular historic web site in town. It is in my ward when I run for city council. Marta will be running city wide for board of education. So soon there will be mention of Marta's and my run for office on this page, and the front page of our site.

http://www.steveandmarta....raveyards/bellevue/bellev...

http://www.steveandmarta.com

Olde Towne Bellevue is also in my district. My slogan will be: Vote DAWES, Olde Towne Cause!

http://www.oldetownebellevue.org /

We will be filling to run in December.

after which a photograph of.....a cemetery marker

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64429.0

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sun Sep-18-11 09:35 AM
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Entitlement? It puts a roof on my mom's head
   
My 87 year old mom currently lives in a senior apartment with a HUD subsidy. Once she is approved for Medicaid she will be going to assisted living. My sister and I are the only live with a family member options she has. We couldn't provide the level of care she now needs. There would be nobody with her in the weekday (7-5) hours either. Both homes have stairs while her balance requires a cane as a minimum. Therapy says she needs a walker, but she won't have any of it.

Republicans want her to live in the street and die fast. Shame on them ALL!

She paid taxes all her life until dad passed away in 94. She didn't have enough income after that.

I've been pretty quiet for me on the DU the last few days. I've been busy with mom. I'll be a little more active today.

Edit: Mom has a small pension from a non-profit religious hospital. It has lost about 75% of it's monthly payout thanks to lack of regulations on Wall St.

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franksolich
Scourge of the Primitives
Moderator
*****
Posts: 27514

My question for my fellow Nebraskan is this: where do "evil" Republicans want to take something away from an 87-year-old woman who's worked all her life?

I've looked far-and-wide, hither-and-yon, here-and-there, and can't find it, where we "evil" Republicans want to take something away from an old woman.

Omaha Steve is lying, and he knows it.

Where we "evil" Republicans want to take something away is from those who never worked, or worked only a little tiny bit, those who never contributed to the well-being of society, those who only took without giving, such as the primitives on Skins's island riding the social security disability gravy-train, with first-class parlor-car tickets paid for by the rest of us.

Omaha Steve is lying, and he knows it.  No one wants to take anything away from his mother.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64453.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Sun Sep-18-11 12:50 PM
Original message
 
All good things must come to an end (my bumper stickers will be coming off)

I'm told I need a more neutral car to win the election to city council next year. Last look.

Center to right side.

after which a photograph of bumper-stickers on an automobile bumper

Left side.

after which another photograph of other bumper-stickers on the other automobile bumper

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64456.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Sat Sep-24-11 09:34 AM
Original message
 
While shopping at the mall a saleman asked "would we like to test drive a Toyota?"
 
When a simple "NO" wasn't enough, he got a blast from both of us his other prospects could all hear.  I hope he learned his lesson for the rest of the weekend sale.

Japan didn't extend it's clunker program to US cars.

Some models not made in North America.

Profit goes mostly to Japan.

Lingering questions about safety.

Union organizing drives have been treated unfairly according to the National Labor Relations Board. It was chilly and I had my AFSCME wind breaker on.

He turned and made a get away with a brisk walk.

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)  Sat Sep-24-11 09:37 AM
Response to Original message
 
1. Nice. So you read a guy trying to do his job the riot act?

I doubt that the guy you were ranting at has much to do with Toyota's corporate policies, you know. Just say, "No, thanks" and walk on. Very rude behavior on your part, I think.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64656.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Sun Sep-25-11 05:08 PM
Original message

(Hiatus) When talking about the truth gets a threat of violence from a DUer
 
http://www.democraticunde...nd.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

I never thought talking about this would lead to a physical threat, but it did. Perhaps I should have never let the DU know who we are in real life. I certainly never expected a DUer that claimed to be a union member to be the person making the threat in reply #50. All this over my response to an abusive salesman. Maybe others don't see the truth the way I do.

Japan didn't extend it's clunker program to US cars.

Some models not made in North America.

Profit goes mostly to Japan.

Lingering questions about safety.

Union organizing drives have been treated unfairly according to the National Labor Relations Board. It was chilly and I had my AFSCME wind breaker on.

After saying "NO" the salesman he heckled us in front of others waiting for a test drive. "What reason could you have not to take a free test drive?"

He got more than he bargained for.

After complaints from shoppers, security had to remind the Toyota dealer that does not have a lot there that they were not to cross the street and approach pedestrians on the sidewalk.

I'm taking some time away from the DU. I don't know is OS will ever return. I may start a new alias and avoid labor or other issues that point to me.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64700.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Mon Sep-26-11 12:01 AM
Original message

The joy in the Conservative Cave can be overwhelming
 
http://www.conservativeca...m/index.php?topic=64656.1...

http://www.conservativeca...m/index.php?topic=60709.0

IF my leaving the DU causes so much joy at the (troll) cave, I know I need to stay.

A few DU friends enlightened me.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64711.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Thu Oct-06-11 11:00 PM
Original message
 
Some days life sucks
 
I'm going to be having another epidural on my neck tomorrow afternoon. My third since the end of July. I've been in a lot of pain the last few days. Pinched nerve right C4-5.

Today my sister and I got mom's test results on her mental abilities. Mom is 87. We now will have to move her to assisted living against her will.

Medicaid will make this possible. I thank ALL the Democrats fighting any cuts to Medicaid!

So many Republicans are pro life. How many support a pro-quality life for seniors like my mom?

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,65226.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-08-11 05:03 PM
Original message

It's been 2 weeks, I apologized to the Toyota salesman
 
I went to the dealership salesroom today. I found the guy I was looking for. He barely remembered me. He said he heard a lot more profanity from others compared to my family friendly comments. I explained I'd been in sharp neck pain and was on narcotics. Plus dealing with mom when she can't comprehend she is a danger to herself living alone in her senior apartment. He understood and said people aren't used to a test ride pitch on the mall sidewalk.

We shook hands.

A few DUers were correct I lashed out at this guy over other things bothering me.

To my friends living in their parents basement that read me regularly, I've noticed some of the same verbiage here used by those in the basement chat room.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,65314.0

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)   Sat Nov-26-11 05:35 PM
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Dear Skinner you need to check your e mail ASAP! (it's a secret)
   
Anyone care to guess what this BIG secret might be?

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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sat Nov-26-11 06:27 PM
Response to Reply #10

12. You are in the running too?

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Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sat Nov-26-11 06:38 PM
Response to Reply #13

14. The high mark of excellence here

I was nominated for a DUmmy.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67044.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Mon Nov-28-11 08:29 PM
Original message

Our new TV has net features built in Many are free And get this
 
Several great free news features. CNN, MSNBC, NY Times, etc. It also lets us stream individual segments of shows from the past week or so. Just had to plug in the blue lan cable.

Wonder why it doesn't have any FOX NEWS????

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67087.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Wed Nov-30-11 10:09 PM
Original message
Hole in the Wall Gang report: 11-30-11
 
First an I'm sorry to any REAL DUer that felt I was bragging about a new TV in our house. I should have pointed out it is our only big ticket item item this year. It was our Christmas to each other. My sole reason for the post was pointing out FOX NEWS was not offered on the net connected set. I know it bothers the Hole in the Wall Gang when they see a fact not fiction that they can't tolerate.

For those that can't connect the dots. Back when Madison, Wisconsin had over 100,000 people from out of town, I could not find a motel room. I still had my right arm in an immobilizer after surgery and couldn't even drive. By the time a room was offered (at my own cost) it was to late to go. So unless the (nameless) motel fairy has a wand for a room and didn't tell me about it, I looked for any place I could find. Said fairy that appears after the fact can stick the wand where the sun don't shine. It will be a tight fit up against his or her head.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67161.0

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Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)  Thu Dec-01-11 08:13 PM
Original message

These people can't tell the truth ($50 reward for the DU!)
 
Some Republican conservatives (a few live in the greater Omaha area) want to distort my record as I run for local public office next year. Seems that is the only tactic they know.

Does this look like a security guard to you?

This is the exact same tux I wore a few weeks ago, and they call this security. I was a volunteer for a fund raiser to benefit the Nebraska Kidney Foundation. Best viewed in explorer: http://www.kidneyne.org /

They say I asked for free Packer tickets last year on the DU. I asked for reasonably priced tickets to the NU-Wisconsin game & the Packer-Denver game. You can see from my photo I'm not an easy fit in standard seats. Find a post on the DU where I asked for free Packer or Wisconsin tickets and the DU will get $50 donated in your name verified by Skinner.

They say I'm not working and am on disability. I returned to work following my surgery I had in late January. As of today I am still working for the City of Omaha. I do have restrictions below those required for the job. I'm waiting to see if I can get an accommodation for my job or reassignment to a less strenuous and lower paying job. That is not my decision, it is up to my employer.

I wonder why trash like this want to stay anonymous? I live in a fish bowl and could care less. Get the idea.

If your one of the offending liars, the reward can go instead to the Nebraska Kidney Foundation.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67198.0
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2011, 03:17:41 PM
Last autumn, there occurred one of those random by-chance things—something that happens only very rarely, but often enough to make one aware there is in fact a God—when a member of conservativecave happened to be in Omaha.  He doesn’t live in Omaha, but he did for a few years in the late 1990s.

He was with a friend who was going to attend some sort of function at the world-famous Joslyn Art Museum there.  Kidneys aren’t his thing, but as he was doing nothing else in particular, he dressed up and accompanied this friend to that fund-raiser for the Kidney Foundation.

Sometime while inside the building, he spotted a phenomenon, and stopped in his tracks.

“Whoa—who’s that guy, the Incredible Bulk?” he asked someone associated with the affair.

It needs explained that this person has a phobia about certain surfaces, generally ice, marble floors, polished parquet, and shiny tiles.  Born with a certain, uh, anatomical deficiency, he has no instinctive sense of balance and equilibrium, and going down on slippery surfaces has been a problem for him; he’s had considerable damage throughout his life because of it.

Some of those times, he’s been knocked down by someone else slipping and sliding, usually large people, and he’s not as durable as he looks; thus far he’s suffered one dislocated shoulder, three cracked ribs, and a sprained ankle being crushed by behemoths. 

And so when on treacherous surfaces, he steers clear of anyone who looks as if they’re capable of smashing him flat as a pancake.  He’s a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet, and has no aversion to big people, but if it looks like there’s a chance that big person might slip and fall on him, he tries to stay at least circa eight feet away.

The person associated with the event identified the big guy by name, adding that he was “security,” but dressed fancy so as to “blend in” with the crowd.

Oh, okay, and so this person and his friend walked on.

Halfway across the room, he stopped in his tracks again, remembering something.

Now, this person is notorious for his loathing of photographs, and wishes the camera had never been invented.  When he’s been compelled to use one, he’s never gotten anything but lousy pictures; not that he’s inept, but that he just doesn’t care.

But this occasion called for a photograph, albeit a clandestine one.

His friend offered him a cellular telephone—the Devil’s own invention, this person thinks of them—with the following result:

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/jam.jpg)

It was nice seeing you, Omaha Steve, but too bad you were working, as otherwise maybe we could’ve had a nice friendly little sit-down tete-a-tete about your upcoming campaign.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: wasp69 on December 29, 2011, 03:39:24 PM
Congratulations on capturing #3, fat ass.

ETA:  Great picture, Frank, what kind of phone did you take it with?

 :lmao:

I wouldn't have gotten too close to Grizzly Adams, either.  He looks like he'd dent the floor if he fell.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 29, 2011, 03:41:09 PM
You can't discount home-court advantage in any competition.

 :-)
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 29, 2011, 03:47:17 PM
You can't discount home-court advantage in any competition.

 :-)

:rotf:

It certainly wasn't rigged in honor of Frank's home state. Bumbling Omaha Steve earned this honor.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: NHSparky on December 29, 2011, 03:50:18 PM
Maybe he can parlay his big win (cough **loser** cough) into a job and a better rental tuxedo.  That thing looks like he stole it from an employee at Bonanza Steak House.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 29, 2011, 03:57:46 PM
So far I am not doing so well on my choices.

For the special awards:
Newbie: MiddleFingerMom--but it turned out to be fire_walk_with_me
Golden Bong: Dreamer Tatum--but it turned out to be Sarah Iburruri
Broken Elbow: Cyrano--but it turned out to be bobbolink
Willie: Skinner, EarlG, Elad--but it will not be them

For my Top Ten, I had:
10. Raven (a big zip, I'm guessing)
9. EFerrari--came in #8 (pretty close)
8. Skinner, EarlG, Elad--came in #16 (meh)
7. WilliamPitt--came in #17 (meh)
6. Mineral Man--came in #18 (meh)
5. kentuck--came in #14 (meh)
4. Cyrano (still hope)
3. SidDithers (still hope)
2. Sarah Iburruri--came in #6 (at least a Top Ten, plus the Golden Bong)
1. nadinbrzezinski (Nadin WILL win!)

Now there is no doubt in my mind that Nadin will be #1--she better be, or there will be hell to pay!--and that will make all my disappointments melt away.

But now we must ask, Who will win the Willie?  Will it be Nadin, giving her a double victory?  Or will it be the mysterious other-winner-yet-to-be-named? And who will THAT be, the #2? I'm pulling for either Cyrano or SidDithers.

I'm on pins and needles!
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: JakeStyle on December 29, 2011, 04:00:11 PM

also, franksolich must acknowledge his enormous gratitude to JakeStyle here, for making my fellow Nebraskan more prominent—I’d just never paid much attention to him until our colleague pointed out to me earlier this year how interesting the big guy is…..and I was very happy to be able to write the surprise ending for everybody of course, but again somewhat more so for JakeStyle.

Hey thanks for that Frank, that was very kind of you. :cheersmate:

Congrats on the #3 spot OS, you giant weepy tool.  I am looking forward to following your misadventures on the city council campaign trail.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2011, 04:01:04 PM
I'm on pins and needles!

Alas, you'll have to stay on pins and needles a bit more, sir.

I'm burned out on the primitives.

And so probably #02 top primitive won't be posted until tomorrow (Friday) night.  I'd scheduled it for Friday anyway, but in the earlier part of the day.  But I'm burned out.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2011, 04:03:47 PM
Hey thanks for that Frank, that was very kind of you. :cheersmate:

You might recall my fellow Nebraskan was a subject of acrimonious discussion between the two of us earlier this year; I'd never paid much attention to him, and was making statements based upon fragmentary knowledge, and you with your comprehensive knowledge kept correcting me.

As I should be corrected when wrong.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Ogre on December 29, 2011, 04:09:57 PM
Woohoo, a dark horse out of no where has come into place.  I can't wait too see who is show and who finishes first.  Glad I'm not much of a betting type, as I never would have picked the scourge of Bellevue to finish so high up.  Does anyone think this will help or hinder is chances for public office?
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 29, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
So far I am not doing so well on my choices.

For the special awards:
Newbie: MiddleFingerMom--but it turned out to be fire_walk_with_me
Golden Bong: Dreamer Tatum--but it turned out to be Sarah Iburruri
Broken Elbow: Cyrano--but it turned out to be bobbolink
Willie: Skinner, EarlG, Elad--but it will not be them

For my Top Ten, I had:
10. Raven (a big zip, I'm guessing)
9. EFerrari--came in #8 (pretty close)
8. Skinner, EarlG, Elad--came in #16 (meh)
7. WilliamPitt--came in #17 (meh)
6. Mineral Man--came in #18 (meh)
5. kentuck--came in #14 (meh)
4. Cyrano (still hope)
3. SidDithers (still hope)
2. Sarah Iburruri--came in #6 (at least a Top Ten, plus the Golden Bong)
1. nadinbrzezinski (Nadin WILL win!)

Now there is no doubt in my mind that Nadin will be #1--she better be, or there will be hell to pay!--and that will make all my disappointments melt away.

But now we must ask, Who will win the Willie?  Will it be Nadin, giving her a double victory?  Or will it be the mysterious other-winner-yet-to-be-named? And who will THAT be, the #2? I'm pulling for either Cyrano or SidDithers.

I'm on pins and needles!

Looking at Mineral Man in that list, it may be that next year we should consider having a "Kewpie Doll Award," also honoring the DUFU usage, for the DUmmie with the most notably lucid moments, such as MM has given us this year and in the past have been rendered up by the likes of OMC and the Poetess CalPig's nemesis, OldLeftyLawyer.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: BattleHymn on December 29, 2011, 04:30:20 PM
Hey thanks for that Frank, that was very kind of you. :cheersmate:

Congrats on the #3 spot OS, you giant weepy tool.  I am looking forward to following your misadventures on the city council campaign trail.

I'd imagine another good reason to steer clear of The Weeper near any smooth floor would be to avoid the copious puddles of weep-juice that he probably leaves everywhere he goes. 

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/wet-floor-sign-thumb9129937.jpg)   
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2011, 05:06:33 PM
So it comes down, as we expected all along, to nutcase nadin and the hopeless intravenous drug addict Taverner, alone at center stage in their evening gowns, each clutching the other's arms for support, nearly in tears with excitement.

Each is wearing the banner of their constituency, the Near Dead Junkies , and the Arrogant Condescending Assholes, one of which will soon be replaced by the coveted DOTY sash. The hateful, squinty little witch, Proud 2BDUmb waits in the wings with a tiara to crown her successor.

The winner will stroll down the runway to a recording of this year's selected theme, a Redstone/TiTtyboy cover of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts". It's been rumored the theme song was chosen in honor of the expected winner, so if there's an upset, it could be a little bit inappropriate.

The anticipation builds.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 29, 2011, 05:20:25 PM
Didn't Omaha Steve have MM on ignore a few months ago? Steve never showed up on the Nelson thread . . .

Well, I think he deserved being in the top ten, not sure he deserved as high as third place, though. But he is running for office, and that sofa thread was gold. I had no idea he was camera-shy, he was muggging for the cameras with Cindy Sheehan in his DUmp blog:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/?az=archives&j=2220&page=1

his "graveyard"

http://www.steveandmarta.com/graveyards/

is full of pictures and he showed! Way to go, Omaha Steve!
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: formerlurker on December 29, 2011, 05:22:46 PM
Frank -- the work you have done for the Republican party in Bellevue is priceless.   H5. 

Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2011, 05:27:33 PM
We need to dredge up that LTTE or whatever it was, where the Weeper wrote that priceless sentence, "I have always supported socialism."

Someone copied it here just a few months ago.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: formerlurker on December 29, 2011, 05:28:12 PM
Quote
Omaha Steve   (1000+ posts)             Tue Dec-06-11 09:25 AM
Response to Reply #1
4. Marta hates the campaign politics (fund raise, be at certain parties, etc.)
   

She plans a campaign under the $5,000 limit. I don't.  

More on her race next year.

OS

http://election.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=2432550&mesg_id=2434660

Scott Houghtaling -- you need to straight up request his campaign finance filings for each quarter.   Omaha Steve should be held accountable for every dime received from the land of the misfit toys.  

Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: formerlurker on December 29, 2011, 05:29:25 PM
We need to dredge up that LTTE or whatever it was, where the Weeper wrote that priceless sentence, "I have always supported socialism."

Someone copied it here just a few months ago.

Absolutely.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 29, 2011, 05:36:46 PM
Now we know who took that Facebook avatar photo of nadin.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 29, 2011, 05:41:10 PM
Quote
This story is way off base. The rush to sign contracts was to insure a continuation of the benefits and working conditions of the workers. Something very easy to understand. Why go out of your way to make union leaders look bad? Do they make 300+ times more than their members like CEOs of most major US companies?

And to think unions and socialists used to be on the same page. I’ve always backed socialism. Together with labor the team passed workers comp, unemployment insurance, and several other important worker protections. I’d be interested in any reply, update, correction, etc., you might have or publish.

Steven L Dawes


http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/mar2011/dawe-m30.shtml
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Tucker on December 29, 2011, 05:55:13 PM
Quote
Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sat Nov-26-11 06:38 PM
Response to Reply #13

14. The high mark of excellence here

I was nominated for a DUmmy.

This one is a keeper.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Charles Henrickson on December 29, 2011, 06:02:42 PM
So it comes down, as we expected all along, to nutcase nadin and the hopeless intravenous drug addict Taverner. . . .

Taverner. I forgot about Taverner. D*MN him! You're probably right. I'm almost certain now that the T-man will come in at #2. My own #2, Sarah, at least finished #6. But now there goes my #3 (Sid) and #4 (Cryano), not even in the Top 20!

There's no way, though, that a mere Taverner can topple the All-Knowing One. This is the Year of Nadin. Start celebrating, baby, you've got this thing in the bag! And you'll probably win the Willie, too!
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: jukin on December 29, 2011, 06:03:52 PM
Quote
Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Sat Nov-26-11 06:38 PM
Response to Reply #13

14. The high mark of excellence here

I was nominated for a DUmmy.

Sadly, and I mean that in all sincerity, for  DUchebag it is.

BTW It's a DOTY. One needs to be a DUmmy to be eligible.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 29, 2011, 06:07:35 PM
But now there goes my #3 (Sid) and #4 (Cryano), not even in the Top 20!

You know of course, the Will of the People reigns supreme.

But I was really upset when grouchy old Don made it to only #11 top primitive, and that Cryano never made it into the top twenty anywhere.

I can't tell you how upset I was, about that.

I found myself chewing on the ceiling in anger and vexation.

But now some days later, upon reflection, I guess the 2011 races couldn't have possibly turned out any other way.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 30, 2011, 05:41:37 AM
Congratulations on capturing #3, fat ass.

ETA:  Great picture, Frank, what kind of phone did you take it with?

:lmao:

I wouldn't have gotten too close to Grizzly Adams, either.  He looks like he'd dent the floor if he fell.

I have no idea what kind of cellular telephone it was; the friend's one of these "always has to have the newest, latest, state-of-the-artest" things, and gave me a quick thirty-second lesson on how to operate the damned thing.

As you might suspect, I'm an inveterate foe of telephones.

I'm in turn curious about something else.

I have no idea what waterworks all involves, but have a faint idea that sometimes, once in a while, it might involve pulling up a man-hole cover in the street and going down into those depths.

Seeing Omaha's Ed Norton in person, it seemed to me his own circumference exceeds that of a man-hole.

One wonders how he does it, squeezes himself through.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Karin on December 30, 2011, 07:21:39 AM
That's one of my very favorite photos, the one at Tess's link.  Steve hugging Cindy Sheehan, weeping.  Cindy with her arms straight down, pulling somewhat back.  Definitely not engaged in the hug.  And he posted this himself!  This spot was well-deserved.  One of my votes.

I'm astonished that Cryano didn't place.  I think people burned out on his constant hysteria and just steered clear of everything about him.  Exhaustion, that's all. 
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: franksolich on December 30, 2011, 07:27:10 AM
I'm astonished that Cryano didn't place.  I think people burned out on his constant hysteria and just steered clear of everything about him. 

Exhaustion, that's all.

Well, I'm sure that for 2012, voters will give Cryano more consideration than he's gotten in the past.

Not for top primitive of 2012--that'll probably go to an 0bamaite primitive--but at least in the top ten so I can write about him.

He's long overdue for recognition; years overdue.

Since my fellow Nebraskan no longer needs franksolich's help in maintaining a strong presence for 2012, I've quit worrying about him, and named myself campaign manager for both the grouchy old primitive Don and Cryano; I'm sure they'll appreciate my efforts for them.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: wasp69 on December 30, 2011, 08:13:38 AM
I have no idea what waterworks all involves, but have a faint idea that sometimes, once in a while, it might involve pulling up a man-hole cover in the street and going down into those depths.

Seeing Omaha's Ed Norton in person, it seemed to me his own circumference exceeds that of a man-hole.

One wonders how he does it, squeezes himself through.

Probably the same way a common sewer rat is able to squeeze through a hole the size of a quarter.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Skul on December 30, 2011, 10:56:43 AM
Poor Obamaha Steve will just have to live with his first election loss.
The first of many, I'm quite sure.

At least tavernturd is still in the running.
No to Nads. Someone who so actively campaigns and panders to the Cave, shouldn't
even be in the running.  She's a dishonest, spiteful wench that only deserves the Willy.

For next years Sequined Kewpie award, Obamanaut is my pick.
MM does well, but, he doesn't skewer the Nads quite as well as Obamanaut.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: tanstaafl on December 30, 2011, 11:31:09 AM
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Poor Obamaha Steve will just have to live with his first election loss.

Umm, it will be his second. His union's executive board denied him his VP slot.

Quote
Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-08-11 04:24 PM
Original message

My post # 29,000
   
Dear friends,

I wish I had something better to tell you all today. I did not win the executive board election to be the next Vice President of my local union. I feel I was by far the most qualified candidate. Apparently that didn't matter. I'm taking some time away from labor, politics, and the DU. I don't know how long it will take to recharge my batteries.

Understand I have always loved the DU and pretty much being the person that speaks for labor on the DU. This just hurts so much.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,59946.0
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Skul on December 30, 2011, 11:57:56 AM
Umm, it will be his second. His union's executive board denied him his VP slot.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,59946.0

Aw crap. Your right.  :thatsright:
Forgot about that.
Put a fork in me, I'm toast. :tongue:

Anyone know where that funny cover letter is?
I remember it, but, can't find the link.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: tanstaafl on December 30, 2011, 12:09:11 PM
Aw crap. Your right.  :thatsright:
Forgot about that.
Put a fork in me, I'm toast. :tongue:

It wasn't a matter of right or wrong, just a reminder.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Weepy's run at the City Council seat in Bellvue NE. I've yet to see anybody finish third in a two man race. This November may be that chance. And with Weepy's propencity to sob at the drop of a hat, his future failure may have enough runoff to raise the Missouri River an inch or two.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: Skul on December 30, 2011, 12:22:42 PM
It wasn't a matter of right or wrong, just a reminder.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Weepy's run at the City Council seat in Bellvue NE. I've yet to see anybody finish third in a two man race. This November may be that chance. And with Weepy's propencity to sob at the drop of a hat, his future failure may have enough runoff to raise the Missouri River an inch or two.
He has been a bit quiet lately.
Probably sleeps with one eye open.
He knows what's in the archives, and lives in terror of they're eventual release.
Would it be safe to say, this is his first, third place finish, before the next. :-)

edit
Rats. It was RSsmithnumbers that did the cover letter. :thatsright:   Found it.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011
Post by: BattleHymn on December 30, 2011, 04:35:03 PM
He has been a bit quiet lately.
Probably sleeps with one eye open.
He knows what's in the archives, and lives in terror of they're eventual release.
Would it be safe to say, this is his first, third place finish, before the next. :-)

edit
Rats. It was RSsmithnumbers that did the cover letter. :thatsright:   Found it.

The Weeper cries way to much to ever be able to write down anything on a piece of paper.  The paper would get too soggy, too fast. 
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: formerlurker on January 01, 2012, 12:12:40 PM
A lot of talk about running, and the misfit has not returned his nomination papers yet:

http://www.sarpy.com/election/2010_candidates.html#Bellevue

Whatcha waiting for Stevie boy? 

Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 12:21:23 PM
A lot of talk.....

I thought, from the start, that's all it'd amount to, talk.

If Omaha Steve had been serious about running for public office, he would've immediately left Skins's island, so as to put some distance between him and the extreme far-left crazies; if he'd done that, he could've filed, and no one, but no one, would've ever connected the real life Omaha Steve with the Skins's island primitive.

But because he persists in hanging around Skins's island with the primitives, shooting off his mouth, one suspects he really would rather hang around Skins's island than run for public office.

He could do one thing or the other thing, but not both.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Tucker on January 01, 2012, 12:30:41 PM
With all of the talk about Omaha's Ed Norton's campaign, let's not forget his wife's campaign. She's a DUmmy by injection and deserves all of the exposure that Steve gets.

According to this campfire, spouses are fair game.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/100296612
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: thundley4 on January 01, 2012, 12:33:34 PM
With all of the talk about Omaha's Ed Norton's campaign, let's not forget his wife's campaign. She's a DUmmy by injection and deserves all of the exposure that Steve gets.

According to this campfire, spouses are fair game.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/100296612

The left started the attacks on wives.  This never use to be a problem until they started attacking Nancy Reagan years ago.  I think it was her anti-drug campaign that rile most on the left.  They love their drugs.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 12:39:52 PM
With all of the talk about Omaha's Ed Norton's campaign, let's not forget his wife's campaign. She's a DUmmy by injection and deserves all of the exposure that Steve gets.

According to this campfire, spouses are fair game.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/100296612

Has the big braggadacio, the big guy, shown up on Skins's island today?

I'm itching to hear if he had a good time at the party.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: formerlurker on January 01, 2012, 12:40:56 PM
I thought, from the start, that's all it'd amount to, talk.

If Omaha Steve had been serious about running for public office, he would've immediately left Skins's island, so as to put some distance between him and the extreme far-left crazies; if he'd done that, he could've filed, and no one, but no one, would've ever connected the real life Omaha Steve with the Skins's island primitive.

But because he persists in hanging around Skins's island with the primitives, shooting off his mouth, one suspects he really would rather hang around Skins's island than run for public office.

He could do one thing or the other thing, but not both.

Agreed.  Especially for a city council seat.  

My prediction:   if Steve does file nomination paperwork it will place the DU on the map in a way that Rush and others may even pick it up.    The Willie award for 2012 will be locked up, so much so that if OS did not win it I would have to agree with him that he was robbed of it.  



Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 12:46:58 PM
With all of the talk about Omaha's Ed Norton's campaign, let's not forget his wife's campaign. She's a DUmmy by injection and deserves all of the exposure that Steve gets.

According to this campfire, spouses are fair game.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/100296612

Well, but does she hang around Skins's island?

I've never seen her, but that doesn't mean she doesn't.

If she hangs around the primitives, shooting off her mouth, she's fair game.

But if she doesn't, well.....
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Tucker on January 01, 2012, 01:03:43 PM
Well, but does she hang around Skins's island?

I've never seen her, but that doesn't mean she doesn't.

If she hangs around the primitives, shooting off her mouth, she's fair game.

But if she doesn't, well.....

I don't know.

I see it as no different as Steve interfering in WI politics.

They erased all election boundaries.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2012, 01:05:17 PM
I don't know.

I see it as no different as Steve interfering in WI politics.

They erased all election boundaries.

Oh but you forget one of the precepts of primitivity.

We're supposed to observe boundaries, while they can run amok anywhere they please.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2012, 02:20:49 PM
One thing to remember in informing the people of Bellevue about this currently unemployable candidate for city council is that their council races are apparently "non-partisan".

Of course that's the same as being "non-beathing" or "non-existant", but there's a small learning-impaired segment of the population that still believes a political situation can be non-partisan. It's mainly those imbeciles who call themselves "independent", because they have no beliefs or philosophy.

Anyway, it's a convenient way for a democrat to hide his affiliation in a city largely populated by civilized, decent people.

Unless they are helped, a lot of Bellevue voters won't know the Weeper is a democrat, let alone someone who has "always supported socialism".
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Airwolf on January 01, 2012, 03:14:08 PM
Agreed.  Especially for a city council seat.  

My prediction:   if Steve does file nomination paperwork it will place the DU on the map in a way that Rush and others may even pick it up.    The Willie award for 2012 will be locked up, so much so that if OS did not win it I would have to agree with him that he was robbed of it.  





There is nothing to stop someone from bringing it  to the attention any media outlet. Rush,Sean,Mark Levin and Neal Boortz have all mentioned DU from time to time and it would be certain that OmahaSteves Campain could be mentioned on at least one of the shows. What DU itself would think of the exposure is another matter.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Tucker on January 01, 2012, 04:33:02 PM
One thing to remember in informing the people of Bellevue about this currently unemployable candidate for city council is that their council races are apparently "non-partisan".

Of course that's the same as being "non-beathing" or "non-existant", but there's a small learning-impaired segment of the population that still believes a political situation can be non-partisan. It's mainly those imbeciles who call themselves "independent", because they have no beliefs or philosophy.

Anyway, it's a convenient way for a democrat to hide his affiliation in a city largely populated by civilized, decent people.

Unless they are helped, a lot of Bellevue voters won't know the Weeper is a democrat, let alone someone who has "always supported socialism".

Because DUmmies are DUmb.

http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2011/12/27/federal-judge-nonpartisan-elections-are-unfair-to-minorities/

Quote
reasoning that lack of access to party affiliation would discriminate against minority voters who otherwise wouldn’t know how to find Democratic candidates on a ballot.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 01, 2012, 05:20:21 PM
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lack of access to party affiliation would discriminate against minority voters

The vast majority of Nebraskans, outside the campus area in Lincoln and taxpayer-provided housing in Omaha, are decent and civilized people.

The only practical effect of leaving party affiliation off the ballot in Bellevue would be to disguise a democrat candidate who would otherwise have no chance of winning.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Chris_ on January 01, 2012, 05:39:00 PM
Our ballot is polluted with judges running on the Democratic party ticket.

I'll vote for them after Hell freezes over.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: formerlurker on January 01, 2012, 06:31:59 PM
One thing to remember in informing the people of Bellevue about this currently unemployable candidate for city council is that their council races are apparently "non-partisan".

Of course that's the same as being "non-beathing" or "non-existant", but there's a small learning-impaired segment of the population that still believes a political situation can be non-partisan. It's mainly those imbeciles who call themselves "independent", because they have no beliefs or philosophy.

Anyway, it's a convenient way for a democrat to hide his affiliation in a city largely populated by civilized, decent people.

Unless they are helped, a lot of Bellevue voters won't know the Weeper is a democrat, let alone someone who has "always supported socialism".

Their party affiliation is noted here:

http://www.sarpy.com/election/2010_candidates.html#Bellevue
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 07:41:15 AM
Their party affiliation is noted here:

http://www.sarpy.com/election/2010_candidates.html#Bellevue

When I looked right about the same time Chief Weeping Bull announced he was going to run, I checked the Bellevue city site, the official one, and I don't recall it showed party affiliations.

So that would probably explain my assertion that city council races in Nebraska are non-partisan, because all that I know, are--but there may be exceptions, and Bellevue may be one of those.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2012, 11:36:17 AM
When I looked right about the same time Chief Weeping Bull announced he was going to run, I checked the Bellevue city site, the official one, and I don't recall it showed party affiliations.

So that would probably explain my assertion that city council races in Nebraska are non-partisan, because all that I know, are--but there may be exceptions, and Bellevue may be one of those.
If you read the top of that Sarpy County page, it says 
Quote
Party affiliation of the candidate (even for non-partisan races) is reflected for the convenience of the voter.


No party affiliations are listed in the Bellevue pages. I believe this election is "non-partisan", a charade for morons. At least this Sarpy County page lets decent and civilized people know who the disguised democrat candidates are.

The unfortunate thing is that most decent and civilized people will never read the names of these obscure politicians until they're inside the voting booth, and the "non-partisan" deception will give leftist democrats a lot of unintended votes form decent and civilized people.

Hopefully, the electorate can be educated about at least one self-avowed socialist on their ballot, including the "disability" scam he's playing on the taxpayers to allow full time for his deceptive campaign.

It should not be too difficult to be sure that every registered voter in Bellevue Ward One has a chance to read the Weeper's own words declaring his allegiance to socialism.

They could use alliteration to remember the association. "Steve", "Scam", "Socialist", and "Sob" all start with "S".
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2012, 11:44:09 AM
Just noticed a new one from the Weeper, trying unsuccessfully to smear coach.

His attack lost all its sting when he included a simply outstanding, incredible nadinism:
Quote
(Reply #49)
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:33 AM
Omaha Steve (30,951 posts) 

50. Yep my upcoming opponent is now handy capped by having Fs as a follower


It's called baggage. And Fs doesn't have the balls to admit it is him. What is HE scared of?

Handy capped! It's really hard to imagine a native English speaker being stupid enough to write that!

This is the opening shot in the Weeper's 2012 Top DUmmy campaign.

He won't be cheated again!

Did you hear that, nutcase?
 
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2012, 11:53:38 AM
I've got a question for the assembled voters.

Would this:

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handy capped

qualify as a Nadinism, or should a new category be created? :???:
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2012, 12:02:14 PM
It's a nadinism.

Through great, though unintended, effort, she has created a new category of malaprop.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Chris_ on January 02, 2012, 12:09:33 PM
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(Reply #49)
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:33 AM
Omaha Steve (30,951 posts) 

50. Yep my upcoming opponent is now handy capped by having Fs as a follower


It's called baggage. And Fs doesn't have the balls to admit it is him. What is HE scared of?
Who can argue with logic like that? :whatever:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOGWbzUM-y8[/youtube]
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2012, 12:22:41 PM
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(Reply #49)
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:33 AM
Omaha Steve (30,951 posts)

50. Yep my upcoming opponent is now handy capped by having Fs as a follower


It's called baggage. And Fs doesn't have the balls to admit it is him. What is HE scared of?

Are we to interpret the F's as meaning freeper?
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2012, 12:25:05 PM
Are we to interpret the F's as meaning freeper?

Franksolich?
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Ogre on January 02, 2012, 12:56:24 PM
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grasswire

52. I think I know the DU troll identity.


And I am shocked. But -- as a long-time forensic editor -- I recognize the speech patterns after reading his stuff on FR. There is a tell. A tell.

Looks like this DUmmy is taking a page out of Nadin's DOTY playbook and trying to one-up her at the same time.  Some how I just don't see him staying the course and will probably fade badly down the stretch.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2012, 12:57:48 PM
Franksolich?

That's MHO, as well.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2012, 01:15:19 PM
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grasswire

52. I think I know the DU troll identity.


And I am shocked. But -- as a long-time forensic editor -- I recognize the speech patterns after reading his stuff on FR. There is a tell. A tell.

That's hilarious!

Poor, addled grasswire, trundling around town, bundled up in three overcoats even in summer, muttering about a pie shop as she pulls her little red wagon piled high with junk salvaged from the trash set out by normal folks.

She's becoming a common sight along the byways of Milwaukie, Oregon, and none of he normal folks have any idea what she does.

She's a forensic editor! That's the ticket! Through the heavy cobwebs of misfiring synapses, tomorrow she may be a molecular biologist, or a psychic.

She recognizes a troll from his speech patterns. She's the first DUmmy to realize that The Magistrate is actually franksolich, and she's shocked!

His carefully crafted cover has been blown, and this is truly a sad day.

Coach is good, but he's no match for the addled, mumbling grasswire.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Ogre on January 02, 2012, 01:30:10 PM

That's hilarious!

Poor, addled grasswire, trundling around town, bundled up in three overcoats even in summer, muttering about a pie shop as she pulls her little red wagon piled high with junk salvaged from the trash set out by normal folks.

She's becoming a common sight along the byways of Milwaukie, Oregon, and none of he normal folks have any idea what she does.

She's a forensic editor! That's the ticket! Through the heavy cobwebs of misfiring synapses, tomorrow she may be a molecular biologist, or a psychic.

She recognizes a troll from his speech patterns. She's the first DUmmy to realize that The Magistrate is actually franksolich, and she's shocked!

His carefully crafted cover has been blown, and this is truly a sad day.

Coach is good, but he's no match for the addled, mumbling grasswire.

I didn't know she's a she.  I assumed it was a he, but then again I'm not a forensic editor.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: tanstaafl on January 02, 2012, 01:42:15 PM
Their party affiliation is noted here:

http://www.sarpy.com/election/2010_candidates.html#Bellevue

Formerlurker;
Please note that the Weeper will have until 01 March to register/turn in candidate paper work. He still has time.

And , that may be a tactic to get someone, anyone to start badmouthing him early to the local R's and the newspapers. Best to bookmark the site until a Dawes shows up on the candidates list.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2012, 01:47:23 PM
That's MHO, as well.

With the space, would that be Frank solich?
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: formerlurker on January 02, 2012, 03:43:33 PM
Formerlurker;
Please note that the Weeper will have until 01 March to register/turn in candidate paper work. He still has time.

And , that may be a tactic to get someone, anyone to start badmouthing him early to the local R's and the newspapers. Best to bookmark the site until a Dawes shows up on the candidates list.

I am curious how many signatures he requires to get on the ballot.   His lofty goal is to raise more than $5K in campaign funds, which will require him to start campaigning NOW if the election is in May.   

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This is a list of offices to be filled in Sarpy County, Nebraska by elections held on May 15, 2012 or November 6, 2012.
*Polling place hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.

Looking at older election results it does appear that the election for city council is in November.    That is still cutting it close - although I have no knowledge about Bellevue, it's size, budget etc.

There is a filing fee though he will have to pay -- look for the hat going up for that soon.  Dude is on a disability.  He can't pay $110.   

Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 03:49:34 PM
Coach is good, but he's no match for the addled, mumbling grasswire.

I noticed a campfire--in the cooking and baking forum, I think, but I'm not sure--where the grasswire primitive wrote about one of her descendants, apparently a boy of circa kindergarten age, "helped" her with some cooking.

She identified him as her "great-great-grandson."

Whoa.

The grasswire primitive's about 65 years old--there must be some child-marriages in there somewhere.

Nothing against the innocent child, of course, but man, there must've been some early marriages in that family tree.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 03:59:56 PM
I am curious how many signatures he requires to get on the ballot.   His lofty goal is to raise more than $5K in campaign funds, which will require him to start campaigning NOW if the election is in May.

I'm not aware of any requirement for "signatures" in Nebraska.

I think one gets on a ballot by simply paying the filing fee, usually circa 1% of the annual salary of the office (and so it can cost about $1,860 to run for congressman, for example--whatever 1% of their annual salary is).   

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Looking at older election results it does appear that the election for city council is in November.    That is still cutting it close - although I have no knowledge about Bellevue, it's size, budget etc.

Bellevue's the third-largest city in Nebraska, after Omaha and Lincoln; about 45,000 people.  It's not the first settlement in Nebraska, but the first actual town in Nebraska, dating from the 1850s.

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There is a filing fee though he will have to pay -- look for the hat going up for that soon.  Dude is on a disability.  He can't pay $110.

One can avoid the filing fee by filing as a pauper--Democrat candidates against really popular Republican incumbents do that quite a bit--but the standards of paupery in Nebraska are pretty stringent, and I don't think Omaha Steve would meet them.  The Democrat candidate against U.S. Senator Charles Hagel (R-Nebraska) in 2002, for example, was a homeless guy (really). 

Probably Chief Weeping Bull would like to avoid having to pay the fee, but I don't think he can.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 04:02:22 PM
Franksolich?

I have no idea.

I'm however getting the idea though that the turtle dude is an Einsteinian genius at devising "code" talk (so as to get around the prohibition on mentioning us on Skins's island), when compared with Chief Weeping Bull.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2012, 04:09:49 PM
I noticed a campfire--in the cooking and baking forum, I think, but I'm not sure--where the grasswire primitive wrote about one of her descendants, apparently a boy of circa kindergarten age, "helped" her with some cooking.

She identified him as her "great-great-grandson."

Whoa.

The grasswire primitive's about 65 years old--there must be some child-marriages in there somewhere.

Nothing against the innocent child, of course, but man, there must've been some early marriages in that family tree.



http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/12/22/major-network-seeking-30-year-old-grandmas-for-new-reality-show/

Major Network' Seeking 30-Year-Old Grandmas for New Reality Show




Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: formerlurker on January 02, 2012, 05:35:49 PM
I'm not aware of any requirement for "signatures" in Nebraska.

I think one gets on a ballot by simply paying the filing fee, usually circa 1% of the annual salary of the office (and so it can cost about $1,860 to run for congressman, for example--whatever 1% of their annual salary is).   

Bellevue's the third-largest city in Nebraska, after Omaha and Lincoln; about 45,000 people.  It's not the first settlement in Nebraska, but the first actual town in Nebraska, dating from the 1850s.

One can avoid the filing fee by filing as a pauper--Democrat candidates against really popular Republican incumbents do that quite a bit--but the standards of paupery in Nebraska are pretty stringent, and I don't think Omaha Steve would meet them.  The Democrat candidate against U.S. Senator Charles Hagel (R-Nebraska) in 2002, for example, was a homeless guy (really). 

Probably Chief Weeping Bull would like to avoid having to pay the fee, but I don't think he can.

All you have to do is pay a filing fee to get on the ballot?  Oh dear.  That is some messed up stuff right there.   

 BELLEVUE CITY COUNCIL WARD 1
          Vote for  1
           Carter G. McCann .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       166   17.60
           Scott Houghtaling.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       479   50.80
           George Thompson  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       291   30.86
           WRITE-IN.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .         7     .74
                   Total .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       943

http://www.sarpy.com/election/results/2008Primary.htm


It does say non-partisan on the top of this set of election results.   Houghtaling beat his opponents quite easily.   Not a fantastic turnout, but I expect that to be much higher this November due to presidential election.     

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 05:43:09 PM
All you have to do is pay a filing fee to get on the ballot?  Oh dear.  That is some messed up stuff right there.

In that way, I guess I'm like the provincial yenta; I thought that was pretty much the rule everywhere--pay the fee, and one's on the ballot.  I've never in my life seen a petition to put someone's name on a ballot, only petitions to put one initiative or another on a ballot.

But it's $110 for that position.

Rather than yanking the dough out of his own wallet, one suspects Chief Weeping Bull's going to try to get someone else to pay for it.  After all, $110 would buy a lot of Star Trek toys.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: formerlurker on January 02, 2012, 05:46:01 PM
In MA you have to collect signatures.  The amount of which is directly connected to registered voters and/or how many voters voted in last election.   In some towns you can also get on the ballot by caucus meetings of town members, however that is not very common. 

I was under the impression that collecting signatures was standing operating procedure in every state.   Learn something new every day.    I guess I am neglecting the Google. 
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2012, 05:51:03 PM
In MA you have to collect signatures.  The amount of which is directly connected to registered voters and/or how many voters voted in last election.   In some towns you can also get on the ballot by caucus meetings of town members, however that is not very common. 

I was under the impression that collecting signatures was standing operating procedure in every state.   Learn something new every day.    I guess I am neglecting the Google. 

That could be why the filing fees are high in Nebraska--and they are high--so as to discourage frivolous filings, like Chief Weeping Bull's.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Aristotelian on January 03, 2012, 07:19:52 AM
That could be why the filing fees are high in Nebraska--and they are high--so as to discourage frivolous filings, like Chief Weeping Bull's.

Are they refunded?

In British national elections a candidate has to put a deposit down (to discourage frivolous candidates) of £500, but this is refunded if he gains more than 5% of the votes. Nominating signatures are also needed, but a very low number (think about 10 qualified electors for the election concerned).
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: franksolich on January 03, 2012, 07:47:24 AM
Are they refunded?

In British national elections a candidate has to put a deposit down (to discourage frivolous candidates) of £500, but this is refunded if he gains more than 5% of the votes. Nominating signatures are also needed, but a very low number (think about 10 qualified electors for the election concerned).

I don't think so; I've never heard of filing fees being refunded.

The thing that involves no fees, but a collection of petitions, is to put a minor political party on the ballot (and then its candidates pay the appropriate filing fees).

Once it's on the ballot, as long as its candidates get circa 5% of the vote, it's okay to go.

But if the candidates don't get 5% in a general election, the party "disappears" from recognition, and they have to start all over again.  In my lifetime, this has happened to the Libertarian party at least once, and some fringe left parties.....but damn it, the Green Party always manages to get 5%, and so they don't have to start all over again.

But of course the Green Party cuts into the (D) vote, not the (R) vote.

I'm not sure if one of the Socialist parties (there's lots and lots of them) has ever been recognized by Nebraska, but I think this is a better avenue for Chief Weeping Bulls' energies.

But as that would involve a lot of work and there's nothing in it personally for Chief Weeping Bull, forget it.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: wasp69 on January 03, 2012, 09:58:02 AM
She recognizes a troll from his speech patterns. She's the first DUmmy to realize that The Magistrate is actually franksolich, and she's shocked!

His carefully crafted cover has been blown, and this is truly a sad day.

Coach is good, but he's no match for the addled, mumbling grasswire.

I'm sorry, say that again?

 :???:
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: wasp69 on January 03, 2012, 10:27:08 AM
It's mainly those imbeciles who call themselves "independent", because they have no beliefs or philosophy.

 :whatever:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,66899.msg776116.html#msg776116
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: GOP Congress on March 22, 2012, 10:55:29 AM
Just a good ol' DU "K & R" for this thread, letting you know of Steve's maginificent political site, http://www.electstevedawes.com. Basically, he's running on his entire DU platform of socialism, and http://www.electstevedawes.com spells it out perfectly. We should thank his staff for doing the necessary research, mostly through Conservative Cave archival services, for publishing his awe-inspiring political campaign site, http://www.electstevedawes.com.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: Airwolf on April 06, 2012, 04:01:36 PM
I suggest that we here at CC look at voting OmahaSteve for DOTY 2012. His campaign for city council is failing by all reports.  His weeping will be epic when the ten or so votes come in.
Title: Re: #03 Top DUmmie of 2011 (Omaha Steve)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 07, 2012, 07:15:32 AM
I suggest that we here at CC look at voting OmahaSteve for DOTY 2012. His campaign for city council is failing by all reports.  His weeping will be epic when the ten or so votes come in.

And he'll blame it all on us, not realizing that his campaign was doomed from the start by not coming out on the issues on that questionnaire.