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roamer65
2012 predictions.
Let's make a few predictions and see what comes true.
I predict that Israel/US will start a war with Iran this year over its nuclear program.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100282385
New thread, no Nads yet. :popcorn:
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Drale (5,757 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
2. I predict Republicans are going to blame the "liberal" media when they lose
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also I predict that I will finally find a girl friend in 2012, Gods know I've been trying.
MiddleFingerMom is available. :loser: He's your type.
Don't forget to click yout heals together while you make those wishes. :lmao:
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AtomicKitten
5. Elizabeth Warren will take back Teddy's seat in 2012.
God, I hope not, that smug twit doesn't deserve to be in the Senate.
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New thread, no Nads yet. :popcorn:
Well, she is at the SD Autoshow tonight.
And it does take a little time for her to spot the trends, write the script and all that other stuff.
She'll be on this thread tomorrow, castigating all of the other predicto-dummies with her psycho-blather.
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Drale (5,757 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
also I predict that I will finally find a girl friend in 2012, Gods know I've been trying.
Well Dummy... I ain't no Casanova by any stretch of the imagination... although I have learned a thing or two over the years when dealing with the ladies. Let Perky help you out...
1. Get a job. Ladies like guys that have jobs. This will help you out with numbers 5a-5c.
2. Bathe regularly. Enough said.
3. Wear clean clothes... don't have to be expensive, but they should be clean and nice
4. Open the door for them. Warning: if she is a feminist she will bitch when you do this. That ain't dating material and you should end the date as soon as possible cause you ain't getting anywhere.
5a. Find out what she likes to eat and take her to one of the better restaurants that serves what she likes to eat. Hint: Mickey D's ain't it.
5b. Let her know, and you gotta be a little subtle here Dummy, that she can have anything on the menu. Easiest way is to tell her you are going to order the most expensive thing on the menu that she likes (and no you do NOT mention price!) cause it is delicious and suggest it to her. This lets her know it is OK to order whatever she wants.
5c. Pay for it even if she protests that she wants to pay half or it is too expensive. I know this is a difficult concept, like being gainfully employed, but it does work. Tell her you are old fashioned. Pay for the rest of the date too!
6. Talk about what she wants to talk about. Hint: Politics usually ain't it.
7. Don't take her to a Mikey Moore movie. Take her to a romantic comedy movie.
8. If 1 thru 7 don't work, then you are a complete loser and you might as well give up and off yourself.
No charge for the advice.
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Drale (5,757 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
also I predict that I will finally find a girl friend in 2012, Gods know I've been trying.
A little hint for you, Drale. They can smell desparation a mile off.
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A little hint for you, Drale. They can smell desparation a mile off.
Yep... just like zombies could smell brains in the Night/Dawn/Day of the Living Dead movies!!! :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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In 2012:
I predict UFO aliens will hear the cries of the DUmmie OWSers and will hover and drop gold and bath salts over Occupy Gatherings
I predict that the DUmmie OWSers will blame George Bush and Scott Walker when they get concussions from falling UFO gold.
I predict the ghost of Nostradamus will speak to the DUmmie multitudes through the, er, um, "poetry" of Cal Peg.
I predict the price of gold will plummet because of the easily available UFO gold readily available in the filth of OWS camps.
I predict the lamenting and crying of DUmmie Marxists will put the N. Koreans to shame when Papa "Smurf" Castro finally kicks off sometime around June and a slightly smaller outbreak when Beth's dreamboat dictator finally kicks off around August.
I predict Jeanne Dixon's Ghost will appear on one of those ghost hunting shows and make further predictions that will inspire and haunt the DUmmie community for ages to come
I predict that the exact location of the Rubicon will finally be discovered by archeologists/anthropologists in mid-May and DUmmie Nadin will fly out to cross it.
I predict DUmmie Marxist Anonymous OWSers will melt the ice caps with their salty salty tears when Messiah Man, the Big 0, Lord Obama loses in November causing California to sink into the sea and Atlantis to rise for reasons I don't quite understand. The newly discovered Rubicon will flood. And all the fish will turn red.
That's all I can think of for now. I'm no Flippy Doo, that's for sure.
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Well, Duke pretty much took the wind out of my sails with that.
The one thing he failed to predict was my getting a cold beer within five minutes.
Be back in six. :-)
OK, back now.
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A little hint for you, Drale. They can smell desparation a mile off.
And for God's sake, Drale, wipe that damned paint off your face!
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I predict in the coming year-----
Scientists will find 10 new diseases that were thought to have died out years ago.
Some how a deadly agent will escape from a Laboratory and cause Panic to the populace somewhere in the world.
More and more strange things will come about much like the orange eggs found in Alaska this year.
I predict ----
The weather patterns will be upside down for the world, a unexpected shift in the magnetic poles will cause great problems for those that use the GPS.
I predict----
The die off of a species at a staggering rate. No one will admit to knowing the reason and 3 or more top level scientists will come to a bad end.
I predict---
A major blow to the food industry, a virus will be imported and attack our genetically enhanced food products. Bean culture, soy, peas, Lima, any thing relating to the bean family-----
Some kind of rot will attack the rice fields of Asia and come into our country and be spread to our crops.
I predict ---
Florida will have an upsurge in those monstrous snakes and one will get big enough to eat a child.
Florida will see an upsurge in Cubans that want to go home and Little Havana will become a ghost town.
I predict----
December 22 will come and go with out the collapes of the Mayan Society, or the world.
I predict ----
That the middle east will screw itself up the point of no return for them, or the rest of the world.
Europe will be ablaze from the Muslim onslaught and Christianity will be banned from major city's, another old time Crusade will take place.
I predict-----
The gate has been opened for the barbarians to enter and there will be no one to close the city gates against them.
Gee this is fun, what next, life in this time most anything from our deepest darkest nighmares can happen.
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I predict in the coming year-----
Scientists will find 10 new diseases that were thought to have died out years ago.
Some how a deadly agent will escape from a Laboratory and cause Panic to the populace somewhere in the world.
More and more strange things will come about much like the orange eggs found in Alaska this year.
I predict ----
The weather patterns will be upside down for the world, a unexpected shift in the magnetic poles will cause great problems for those that use the GPS.
I predict----
The die off of a species at a staggering rate. No one will admit to knowing the reason and 3 or more top level scientists will come to a bad end.
I predict---
A major blow to the food industry, a virus will be imported and attack our genetically enhanced food products. Bean culture, soy, peas, Lima, any thing relating to the bean family-----
Some kind of rot will attack the rice fields of Asia and come into our country and be spread to our crops.
I predict ---
Florida will have an upsurge in those monstrous snakes and one will get big enough to eat a child.
Florida will see an upsurge in Cubans that want to go home and Little Havana will become a ghost town.
I predict----
December 22 will come and go with out the collapes of the Mayan Society, or the world.
I predict ----
That the middle east will screw itself up the point of no return for them, or the rest of the world.
Europe will be ablaze from the Muslim onslaught and Christianity will be banned from major city's, another old time Crusade will take place.
I predict-----
The gate has been opened for the barbarians to enter and there will be no one to close the city gates against them.
Gee this is fun, what next, life in this time most anything from our deepest darkest nighmares can happen.
Batshit crazy doesn't even begin to...........oh hell, why even try.
The Mayan civilization collapsed like 1200 years ago you twit
:ohmy:
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I hate to be wrong....so I predict...
1-Obama will play golf.
2-Moochell will vacation.
3-Moochelle will not ride in AF#1 with Obama.
4-Obama will continue to screw everyone plus the U.S..
5-Democrats will whine and say, "We gotta do it for the children."
6-Bonnie Fwank will get one up the rear...even if he has to pay for it.
7-DUmmies will cry.....a lot.
8-DUmmies will continue to collect government freebies....and demand more.
9-The batteries will die in GM's VOLT.
10-Muslims will kill some more christians....and Allah runs out of virgins.
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And for God's sake, Drale, wipe that damned paint off your face!
They can smell that, too . . .
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I predict ----
The weather patterns will be upside down for the world, a unexpected shift in the magnetic poles will cause great problems for those that use the GPS.
Uh.... a GPS is not a compass.
It uses satellite telemetry, not magnetism.
(Of course, it's possible that you meant all the GPS users couldn't find their GPS's because their compasses stopped working...)
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One more prediction...Moochelle will continue to eat scrimps, mobsters and $100 a pound stakes making her a$$ get bigger.
Someone should check "spell check" for Nadin disease...it let a$$ pass as correct. :rotf: Maybe just because of whose a$$ it was referring too....twice even.. :rotf:
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One more prediction...Moochelle will continue to eat scrimps, mobsters and $100 a pound stakes making her a$$ get bigger.
Someone should check "spell check" for Nadin disease...it let a$$ pass as correct. :rotf: Maybe just because of whose a$$ it was referring too....twice even.. :rotf:
Well, we know she wouldn't be caught dead eating scrapple . . .
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Nadin checked in after all..
Response to roamer65 (Original post)
Wed Dec 28, 2011, 09:25 PM
nadinbrzezinski (100,335 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. The American version of OWS will grow
as well as the international one. In fact, come spring, we are in for a few treats...
Why a war with Iran? Well BOTH the US and Israel have a social movement problem... wars tend to stop those pesky critiques in tracts.
I don't know. Don't ask me.
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Nadin checked in after all..
I don't know. Don't ask me.
Well, axe Nadin, she has duh fax.
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The Mayan civilization collapsed like 1200 years ago you twit
As some comedian once said about the bankruptcy of the Psychic Help Line (Or whatever that damn' thing was called), 'You'd think they would have seen that coming...'
I discount the Maya 2012 crap for that reason. If they were so damn' smart, why did their civilization collapse even before Columbus and then the conquistadors showed up?
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Well Dummy... I ain't no Casanova by any stretch of the imagination... although I have learned a thing or two over the years when dealing with the ladies. Let Perky help you out...
1. Get a job. Ladies like guys that have jobs. This will help you out with numbers 5a-5c.
2. Bathe regularly. Enough said.
3. Wear clean clothes... don't have to be expensive, but they should be clean and nice
4. Open the door for them. Warning: if she is a feminist she will bitch when you do this. That ain't dating material and you should end the date as soon as possible cause you ain't getting anywhere.
5a. Find out what she likes to eat and take her to one of the better restaurants that serves what she likes to eat. Hint: Mickey D's ain't it.
5b. Let her know, and you gotta be a little subtle here Dummy, that she can have anything on the menu. Easiest way is to tell her you are going to order the most expensive thing on the menu that she likes (and no you do NOT mention price!) cause it is delicious and suggest it to her. This lets her know it is OK to order whatever she wants.
5c. Pay for it even if she protests that she wants to pay half or it is too expensive. I know this is a difficult concept, like being gainfully employed, but it does work. Tell her you are old fashioned. Pay for the rest of the date too!
6. Talk about what she wants to talk about. Hint: Politics usually ain't it.
7. Don't take her to a Mikey Moore movie. Take her to a romantic comedy movie.
8. If 1 thru 7 don't work, then you are a complete loser and you might as well give up and off yourself.
No charge for the advice.
You forgot the best trick of all. Make her laugh. I have dated some downright non attractive men and it was only because they had me rolling in the floor laughing all the time.
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You forgot the best trick of all. Make her laugh. I have dated some downright non attractive men and it was only because they had me rolling in the floor laughing all the time.
Well, Gina, dammit, mommy said I was purty my whole life and she would never lie to me.
:tongue:
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Drale (5,757 posts)
2. I predict Republicans are going to blame the "liberal" media when they lose
Last edited Wed Dec 28, 2011, 09:12 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
also I predict that I will finally find a girl friend in 2012, Gods know I've been trying.
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*HUFF*
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Well Dummy... I ain't no Casanova by any stretch of the imagination... although I have learned a thing or two over the years when dealing with the ladies. Let Perky help you out...
1. Get a job. Ladies like guys that have jobs. This will help you out with numbers 5a-5c.
2. Bathe regularly. Enough said.
3. Wear clean clothes... don't have to be expensive, but they should be clean and nice
4. Open the door for them. Warning: if she is a feminist she will bitch when you do this. That ain't dating material and you should end the date as soon as possible cause you ain't getting anywhere.
5a. Find out what she likes to eat and take her to one of the better restaurants that serves what she likes to eat. Hint: Mickey D's ain't it.
5b. Let her know, and you gotta be a little subtle here Dummy, that she can have anything on the menu. Easiest way is to tell her you are going to order the most expensive thing on the menu that she likes (and no you do NOT mention price!) cause it is delicious and suggest it to her. This lets her know it is OK to order whatever she wants.
5c. Pay for it even if she protests that she wants to pay half or it is too expensive. I know this is a difficult concept, like being gainfully employed, but it does work. Tell her you are old fashioned. Pay for the rest of the date too!
6. Talk about what she wants to talk about. Hint: Politics usually ain't it.
7. Don't take her to a Mikey Moore movie. Take her to a romantic comedy movie.
8. If 1 thru 7 don't work, then you are a complete loser and you might as well give up and off yourself.
No charge for the advice.
Funny thing is that on my first "date" with my now husband we both ended up filthy and I paid for dinner at Wendy's. He helped me unload and stack 2 tons of hay and we hit the drive through after. :-)
We put the lift kit and new tires on my wagoneer on our third date and he cooked.
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As some comedian once said about the bankruptcy of the Psychic Help Line (Or whatever that damn' thing was called), 'You'd think they would have seen that coming...'
I discount the Maya 2012 crap for that reason. If they were so damn' smart, why did their civilization collapse even before Columbus and then the conquistadors showed up?
Most likely the same reason the great civilisations in America-North disappeared. Who were the Mound builders in the mid west, where did they go and why did they build these huge mounds that today we over look and thinking they are natural to the land until some upstart Archaeologist digs in and finds ancient pots one of a kind.
South West, the weird areas that some people used thousands of years ago to make shrines and sacred areas that still draws people into today. Who were these people --where the hell did they go to.
Much like the old time mining camps that are now ghost towns, people move on, the ore plays out, on to other places.
Climate may cause people to move on, drought and no maze can be grown, disease can and has wiped out large populations of city's all over the world.
Were do people go and why do huge civilizations just drop of the face of the earth???? Warfare could not kill everyone, had to be some other reason, we keep finding these Biblical kingdomes buried under the sand in the Middle east, some had thousands of people living in them, where did they go and why???
Hell we still do not know what happend on that island in the south that left only a cryptic word, that has to this day never been translated. Crouton ---or some such that I have forgotten through the years. Where did the people go ??
Who really built the pyramids the hunter gatherers who came or was the Spinx already there and Egypt took credit for building it but cannot explain why the did?
Many mystery's of the past, many huge kingdoms have risen and fallen for no known reason to us in the present.
A total coincidence that for hundreds of years the Mayan looked forward to their God who came from the Sky's to teach them how to plant and build, a white God with red hair, and finally on the year he was expected to return they saw these white sails and boats arriving with men of white skin and these awesome beasts they rode upon.
All was fine until the Gods from the East found Gold-----right behind them was the Church paddling as fast as they could to kill people to save their souls.
KAMA the Europeans with ships laden with gold and silver returned home but they also carried one more gift from the natives, SYPHILIS that was to in a way even the score.
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Where did the people go ??
Disney World.
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Oh my!!
I predict that the DUches and all the talking heads on the alphabets are going to be very sad on the evening of November 6th.
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A total coincidence that for hundreds of years the Mayan looked forward to their God who came from the Sky's to teach them how to plant and build, a white God with red hair, and finally on the year he was expected to return they saw these white sails and boats arriving with men of white skin and these awesome beasts they rode upon.
That was the Aztecs, vesta one-eleventy
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That was the Aztecs, vesta one-eleventy
Next you'll be telling her the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor after all...
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Hell we still do not know what happend on that island in the south that left only a cryptic word, that has to this day never been translated. Crouton ---or some such that I have forgotten through the years. Where did the people go ??
You mean Croatoan? It wasn't a cryptic word, it's injun name of Hatteras Island. What happened??????????
They were abandoned for over three years in the 1580's on a tiny narrow barrier island with friendly/hostile natives all around, plus the Spanish looking for em..........WTF you think happened?
I see I insulted the bats, shit and crazy people everywhere by calling you batshit crazy.
You're like nadin's older sister who can't and refuses to use google.
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Here's my shot at predicting. We;ll ok more like a wish list
1. Obama will be un employed as President come Jan. 2013
2. The Republicam sweep of the Senate causes DU and Acorn and other liberal causes to have massive head explosions when the budget has to be cut like a steer at slaughter.
3. Guns will still be bought at higher numbers when anti gun laws are repealed
4. The Congress finally kills the Department of Education and the IRS. Kids will finally get educated and we get some of our money back
5. Chuck Shummer and Tom Harkin are the next Commie losers to leave the Senate.
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I predict in the coming year-----
Scientists will find 10 new diseases that were thought to have died out years ago.
Some how a deadly agent will escape from a Laboratory and cause Panic to the populace somewhere in the world.
More and more strange things will come about much like the orange eggs found in Alaska this year.
I predict ----
The weather patterns will be upside down for the world, a unexpected shift in the magnetic poles will cause great problems for those that use the GPS.
I predict----
The die off of a species at a staggering rate. No one will admit to knowing the reason and 3 or more top level scientists will come to a bad end.
I predict---
A major blow to the food industry, a virus will be imported and attack our genetically enhanced food products. Bean culture, soy, peas, Lima, any thing relating to the bean family-----
Some kind of rot will attack the rice fields of Asia and come into our country and be spread to our crops.
I predict ---
Florida will have an upsurge in those monstrous snakes and one will get big enough to eat a child.
Florida will see an upsurge in Cubans that want to go home and Little Havana will become a ghost town.
I predict----
December 22 will come and go with out the collapes of the Mayan Society, or the world.
I predict ----
That the middle east will screw itself up the point of no return for them, or the rest of the world.
Europe will be ablaze from the Muslim onslaught and Christianity will be banned from major city's, another old time Crusade will take place.
I predict-----
The gate has been opened for the barbarians to enter and there will be no one to close the city gates against them.
Gee this is fun, what next, life in this time most anything from our deepest darkest nighmares can happen.
I predict the entire state of Maine will vote to secede from the United States and to become a province of Canada. Vesta will be elected to be their envoy to Canada and after 5 minutes of speaking with her, Canada will decide, thanks but no thanks. The lobsters will then rise from the sea and enslave the former state. A lobster from the newly christened Lobsteria will then join Conservative Underground and will immediately make 10% more sense then Vesta has most times.
And then, for reasons that are hazy in my crystal, Atlantis will rise from the sea again! And they'll have a convention and give out some fairly nice chotskies for attendees, including a wonderful Girls of Atlantis 2012 calender. Of course, it will be about mid-June making half of the calender irrelevant but most folks wont mind.
Soon thereafter, Stephen King's walk-ins will declare war on Lobsteria and eventually, the entire place will be swallowed up by a singularity. Veterans of the Lobsterian Conflict, as it will be known, will receive a lovely 2006 Girls of the Dark Tower calendar, which will be traded like money is today, and then the whole thing starts over again.
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You forgot the best trick of all. Make her laugh. I have dated some downright non attractive men and it was only because they had me rolling in the floor laughing all the time.
Oops! I left out the part about "Ladies like to laugh" on the end of number 7.
Funny thing is that on my first "date" with my now husband we both ended up filthy and I paid for dinner at Wendy's. He helped me unload and stack 2 tons of hay and we hit the drive through after. :-)
We put the lift kit and new tires on my wagoneer on our third date and he cooked.
That ain't a date... that's slave labor!!! :tongue:
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I hate to be wrong....so I predict...
1-Obama will play golf.
2-Moochell will vacation.
3-Moochelle will not ride in AF#1 with Obama.
On the subject...
Moochelle will, while on vacation, gorge herself with lobster and junk food at every meal, then give sanctimonious, long- winded speeches about how regular Americans should eat nothing but tofu, dried fruit, and raw vegetables in the name of "Fighting child obesity."
For my own predictions,
1) The Occupy movement will continue to fade into obscurity, which may or may not lead one or more of the Occupiers to try something desperate and large- scale to re- ignite the movement (i.e. planting a bomb in a bank or corporate office, attempting to kidnap a wealthy CEO and/ or one of said CEO's loved ones).
2) Were that to happen, the DUmmies would portray the deranged Occupier(s) in question as a hero, and portray his/her/their victim(s) as evil monsters who got what they deserved.
3) In the presidential debates, the Republican candidate will hammer Obama about the economy.
4) Obama will respond by impotently stammering and stuttering, then openly accusing the Republican candidate of racism and making the same accusation towards anyone thinking of voting for the Republican candidate.
5) In campaign ads, Obama will claim that the Republican candidate wants to a) start World War III, b) suspend everyone's First Amendment rights, and c) have all gays rounded up and executed.
6) If Obama loses the election, the DUmp will explode. Threads accusing everyone (Or at least, everyone conservative) of election fraud will skyrocket, and there will be repeated calls for rioting.
7) If Obama loses, the New Black Panther Party will also repeatedly call for rioting and a rise in flash mob attacks against white people.
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2012 predictions.
1.A) Obama fails to be reelected
1.B) DU implodes
1.C) Hilarity will ensue (on DU/The Internet)
1.D) Extreme violence will ensue
2) Occupy won't make a return in the spring
3) Bashar al-Assad will meet his end
4) I'll get a new car.
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That ain't a date... that's slave labor!!! :tongue:
He volunteered. Not going to turn down help. :-)
Hell I think that is one of the reasons that I married him. He did say that I didn't hide anything about what life with me was like. :lmao:
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1.A) Obama fails to be reelected
1.B) DU implodes
1.C) Hilarity will ensue (on DU/The Internet)
1.D) Extreme violence will ensue
2) Occupy won't make a return in the spring
3) Bashar al-Assad will meet his end
4) I'll get a new car.
The bolded might be pushing it . . . :tongue: :cheersmate: