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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on December 27, 2011, 01:20:41 AM
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All you new Kindle owners, get ready for it!
nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Dec-27-11 02:09 AM
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Essay on Occupy
and working on the kinks now. It will need a once more, but also I need to learn how to convert to different ebook files. So right now got the thing converted to EPUB, and learned a few things... THE NAME of the file is the name of the book... so... will need to rename the FINAL file to the tittle of the Essay. #OCCUPY: Guide to the Perplexed. Simple, yes. But I also used some of my own photos, so will go though this draft to see layout and other issues... ah the joy of learning new tech.
It will give me a week or so to also mark MAJOR editing issues... as well as stupid layout ones.
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2470594)
Ah the joy of new formats.
Will have it for sale for a nominal fee at both Kindle and Nook, and Ibook... and I mean the nominal part. Most people charge a lot more, but hell, this is needed. I might even put it on Lulu, have an account after all, for whatever we need for a slight profit... I know some people need hard paper copies.
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Well, I am for one excited about this development, and yes,I will be very disappointed if the essay is sanitized and no longer contains some of them famous 'Nadinisms' that she uses all the time.
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Well, I am for one excited about this development, and yes,I will be very disappointed if the essay is sanitized and no longer contains some of them famous 'Nadinisms' that she uses all the time.
In that case, I'd like to add my sympathies and condolences to the family of the editor. I hope he gets the room with the most padding.
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"chuckle".
This is not gonna work out so well for Nadin.
#1: If she has her pamphlets professionally edited, she'll be slammed that she could not have wrote it.
#2: If she self edits, she'll be slammed that the damned thing is unreadable.
Edited to correct typo.
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My kindle has a hard time with her DUmp post. A e book from her might make it 'splode. I have a feeling she does not have the money for a editor and no one would want to work for a share of the profits on something like that.
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Wait a minute -- she didn't like anyone to her draft? Why the hell is she breaking away from this important work to post this then?
:whatever:
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Will have it for sale for a nominal fee at both Kindle and Nook, and Ibook
A nominal fee, but free to teachers and elected officials.
Hard copies available at Judy Smith's Milwaukie pie shop.
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1. Spoiled brats that have lived large off of the success of capitalism and told they wee special all their lives leave college. Said spoiled brats find out that not working, taking huge student loans, and parting through college while getting a BA in Ancient Angry Asian Lesbians was a bad mistake.
2. Spoiled brats as specified above decide they want to make the banks pay for their dreadful life decisions by defaulting on the loans they took out to get a useless degree in a college education that has skyrocketed in cost at three times the cost of health care.
3. Admitted communist and former Glen Beck dethroned 0bama regime Green Czar with Soros funded communist front group Moron.org get idea to use said spoiled brats ignorance of history and society to ruin public spaces, break laws, murder, rape, assault, rape (they like rape), and deny the civil rights of decent civilized citizens by creating the OWS (bowel) movement.
4. Democrat party and the 0bama regime get their propaganda arm, the MSM, to hype the so called popular movement by overstating numbers and understating the OWS movements murder, rape, assault, rape (they like rape), and denying the civil rights of decent civilized citizens.
5. Instead of helping the so called 99%ers, the movement closes small businesses, puts people on the unemployment lines, and costs cash strapped cities ten of millions of dollars causing those cash strapped cities to cut down on social services (but boosting public sector union pay) to the most needy.
6. Movement fizzles out, in a mostly peaceful but illegal, and arsonistic manner with accomplishing nothing of note other than costing lots of money, causing several murders, rapes, assaults, rapes (they like rape), denying the civil rights of decent civilized citizens, and making millions of pounds of garbage and human waste.
7. FAIL.
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Another smart ass bully checks in:
Enthusiast (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-27-11 03:30 AM
Response to Original message
2. Thank you for your service to the nation.
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#OCCUPY: Guide to the Perpetually Stupid
FIFY
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1. Spoiled brats that have lived large off of the success of capitalism and told they wee special all their lives leave college. Said spoiled brats find out that not working, taking huge student loans, and parting through college while getting a BA in Ancient Angry Asian Lesbians was a bad mistake.
2. Spoiled brats as specified above decide they want to make the banks pay for their dreadful life decisions by defaulting on the loans they took out to get a useless degree in a college education that has skyrocketed in cost at three times the cost of health care.
3. Admitted communist and former Glen Beck dethroned 0bama regime Green Czar with Soros funded communist front group Moron.org get idea to use said spoiled brats ignorance of history and society to ruin public spaces, break laws, murder, rape, assault, rape (they like rape), and deny the civil rights of decent civilized citizens by creating the OWS (bowel) movement.
4. Democrat party and the 0bama regime get their propaganda arm, the MSM, to hype the so called popular movement by overstating numbers and understating the OWS movements murder, rape, assault, rape (they like rape), and denying the civil rights of decent civilized citizens.
5. Instead of helping the so called 99%ers, the movement closes small businesses, puts people on the unemployment lines, and costs cash strapped cities ten of millions of dollars causing those cash strapped cities to cut down on social services (but boosting public sector union pay) to the most needy.
6. Movement fizzles out, in a mostly peaceful but illegal, and arsonistic manner with accomplishing nothing of note other than costing lots of money, causing several murders, rapes, assaults, rapes (they like rape), denying the civil rights of decent civilized citizens, and making millions of pounds of garbage and human waste.
7. FAIL.
cointelpro rover wildly successful.
Liberal governments bankrupted and emasculated. Obama dissed dissidents diseased, dejected, despised, delivered to Paulista camps for possible turd party run. :stoner:
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will need to rename the FINAL file to the tittle of the Essay.
Well, she may be able to get a nominal fee if this opus includes boobies, but Kindle is a piss poor format for boob shots.
It will give me a week or so to also mark MAJOR editing issues
You have lots of major editing issues when you have no concept of spelling, grammar, sentence structure, or logic.
Nadin's natural style is a sort of like a dyslexic DUmpmonkey writing in ebonics.
Translating nadinese into standard English is not a task for the faint of heart.
Most people charge a lot more, but hell, this is needed.
Sometimes the arrogance is so jawdropping even a veteran nadin observer is struck speechless.
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Wait a minute -- she didn't like anyone to her draft? Why the hell is she breaking away from this important work to post this then?
:whatever:
It's the yenta, after all.
She'd make a campfire on Skins's island about going out to buy a new brand of bath soap.
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#OCCUPIED: Guide to Locked Public Restrooms
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That "book" would break my Kindle.
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It's the yenta, after all.
She'd make a campfire on Skins's island about going out to buy a new brand of bath soap.
Don't give her any ideas. :hammer:
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It's the yenta, after all.
She'd make a campfire on Skins's island about going out to buy a new brand of bath soap.
Something (my sense of smell) tells me that campfire will never be ignited on the island.