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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on December 26, 2011, 09:23:25 AM
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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 08:33 PM
Star Member LoZoccolo (28,583 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
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My dad sometimes changes stories to be anti-Republican when reading to my nieces.
That seems to be a common trait with the democrat party.
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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 08:41 PM
Star Member Skittles (78,020 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
1. I used to become feminist reading kids stories when I babysat
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the gal never married the prince and lived happily ever after; she kicked his ass to the curb, got a degree, launched a career and had her pick of men
That's why you end up with losers that you have to support while they stay home posting on DU.
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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 09:46 PM
Star Member LoZoccolo (28,583 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
12. How about "she kicked his ass to the curb"?
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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 09:49 PM
Star Member Texasgal (10,819 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
13. Ever heard of a medaphor?
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Perhaps you should take things less seriously?
Another one who's not as smart as she thinks she is.
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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 11:40 PM
Star Member Skittles (78,020 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
15. good lord, Texasgal
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I am not even gonna BOTHER with that one!
It would be a shame to lose 78,000 posts for calling a DUmmy a DUmmy.
Response to LoZoccolo (Original post)
Sun Dec 25, 2011, 09:28 PM
Star Member treestar (30,488 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
8. What stories, how?
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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 09:31 PM
Star Member LoZoccolo (28,583 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
10. He goes like "and these people don't have anything to eat because of the Republicans".
What's his DU name?
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Mon Dec 26, 2011, 09:23 AM
Star Member Hoyt (4,565 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
17. Hope nieces listened. Republican bigotry, callousness, dogma, etc., is bad.
Are you LoZoccolo's Dad?
(Typing on a 7" notebook balanced on my knee sucks)
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This part:
the gal never married the prince and lived happily ever after; she kicked his ass to the curb, got a degree, launched a career and had her pick of men
Reminded me of that old joke:
A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no. He got over his heartbreak and bought cars, went out with friends, and lived happily ever after.
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This part:
Reminded me of that old joke:
A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no. He got over his heartbreak and bought cars, went out with friends, and lived happily ever after.
That old joke reminded me of this old joke :
Q. Why to men die sooner than women ?
A. Because they want to.
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That old joke reminded me of this old joke :
Q. Why to men die sooner than women ?
A. Because they want to.
Or:
Q. Why do married men live longer than single men?
A. They don't, it just seems longer.
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This one's headed for the short bus. :whistling:
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This one's headed for the short bus. :whistling:
:cheerleader: :cheerleader2: :bouncingidiot:
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The nut didn't fall very far from the tree there.
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Response to LoZoccolo (Reply #10)
Mon Dec 26, 2011, 09:23 AM
Star Member Hoyt (4,565 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
17. Hope nieces listened. Republican bigotry, callousness, dogma, etc., is bad.
Their(republicans) 'dogma' is bad? Yeah, cause "this" is what all normal people do when reading young children bedtime stories. They insert ridiculous political stands into make believe STORIES. Reality is harsh enough, can't kids enjoy the fantasy for a little bit of prince charming, wicked witches dying, and life happily ever after? You'd think since they dwell in the land of fantasy ie eat the rich and public healthcare for all, they'd understand that fairytales are just fantasy too....
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I think LoZoccolo is trolling for bouncies.
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Notice none of them tell the story of the Ant and the Grasshopper?
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Or "The Little Train That Could" !
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This part:
Reminded me of that old joke:
A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no. He got over his heartbreak and bought cars, went out with friends, and lived happily ever after.
That old joke reminded me of this old joke :
Q. Why to men die sooner than women ?
A. Because they want to.
Or:
Q. Why do married men live longer than single men?
A. They don't, it just seems longer.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
H5's all!!