I hope you all check out this DUFU, plus the full DU thread it is based on. There is probably more biographical info on more DUmmies on that one DU thread than on any other single thread I've seen.
Besides, I think the DUFU is pretty FUnnie. :wink:
Here's a late one that came in after I did the DUFU:
I am Gato......Anyone here that has seen any of my angry posts knows that I absolutely hate republicans and hard right conservatives with a passion. I have no tolerance for them. . . . I have called them human garbage many times right here on DU and I don't regret ever doing it. . . . I wish we could take all freepers, republicans, tea baggers and other hard right wingnuts and put them on a big rocket ship and launch it into the sun.
So, how did Elena's fling with Li'lBea, uh, Mole work out?
i'm elana. . . . i'm 37, single. . . . in most cases i prefer the company of animals to humans.
[Elena, let me introduce you to my friend here, Li'l Beav--uh, Li'l Mole. I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.]
Oh, not so good. Even though Li'l Beaver went undercover as a mole, still, he decided to wear that stupid man-purse PJ got him:
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/beaverpack1.gif)
I told him, I said, "Look, Beav, I'm your wingman, and I've got you're best interests at heart. So, please, lose the man-purse. It's too effeminate. I know these are going to be hippie chicks here at this party, but still, deep down they really want a manly guy."
But does he listen to me? NOOO!!! Elena took one look at the belly-bag and was like, "Meh."