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Title: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 24, 2011, 09:44:23 PM: This thread for the DUmpTwo Luddite losers begins with DUmmy Leopolds Ghost appointing himself the head loser, the bigshot of the dregs:
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 03:02 PM
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OCCUPY DU2 GENERAL ASSEMBLY -- Holiday Edition!!!
AGENDA:

1. CHECK-IN ("down with the shippers", please post off-thread links to your "dear DU" posts!)

2. Goals of Occupy GD2.

2. a. possible options - no discussion at last week's thread

2. b. fallback options - no discussion at last week's thread

3. DU3 Group / report-back - awaiting report back from Cronus?

4. Communications between popular sites for (DU-friendly) DU refugees

#. Your item here (ADD ITEM IN REPLY TO OP if not relevant to above)

99. Chat!

META guidelines: (ignore if you've already seen this)
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* +1 = Twinkles, and vice versa.

* Kick = use this to bump the thread as a whole. Hopefully not necessary if it gets going...

* Each AGENDA Item (including your own items) should be posted as a reply to this OP.

- (ITEM #1, ITEM #2, etc.)

* Discussion on each agenda item can then take place as a subthread, in reply to that item #.

* Please do not post check-in or leaving threads ("I'm a DUer, what is this?") in reply to the OP.

* Please DO post them in reply to "ITEM #1: Check-in" instead!

* No concrete ideas and proposals in the OP, post them as an agenda item.

* Concrete ideas or proposals that are long and detailed, opinion pieces on the
- state of DU, etc. -- should consist of a link to a separate post entitled (e.g.)
- MIC CHECK. -- That will allow the discussion on this thread to flow.

* Check-in posts that contain a farewell message should contain a link to a separate post, for ease of looking.

We'll see how well this system works.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2470099#2470104
Crickets....

More crickets... No one checks in, so Bigshot LG starts by following his own instructions:
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 03:03 PM
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1. ITEM #1: Check-in thread
Leopolds Ghost checking in.

Crickets....

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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 04:11 PM
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10. The gathering? Do tell...

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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 03:04 PM
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2. ITEM #2: Progress on Goals of Occupy DU2
Please post actual discussion here, thanks.

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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 05:55 PM
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20. My thoughts (attempt to kickstart discussion)
Yeah I figure people won't reply till after Christmas, but...
The admins don't intend to delete the old software, since it contains the archives, so all they have to do (to leave this board open to new posts instead of archiving it) is to flip a switch.

Just trying to discuss what's possible. If you were the Admins, what would YOU do?

I really like how the DUmbasses are always referring to "the admins". It's as if they believe Skimmer allows either of his two flunkies, the Bobbsey Twins, to make a substantive decision.

It makes those two pinheads think they're important, and DUmmies are big on "self-esteem". It works so well for them.

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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 03:06 PM
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LMFAO...

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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 03:07 PM
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4. ITEM #3: DU3 Group (DU3ers please report)
DU3ers please check-in here, we need your help with this!
Crickets. A self-appointed DUmp bigshot leads a lonely existence.
But, by George, he'll still follow the agenda.

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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 03:21 PM
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5. ITEM #99: Chat!
Posts entitled "LMFAO" go here

Crickets.

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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 03:44 PM
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6. (chat) Anyone here?

Or is everyone busy with Christmas Eve, I bet?

If you're checking in, Please respond to posts #1 and #2.

But I'm a bit worried there's not enough interest to sustain a GA?

More crickets.
Self-appointed bigshots aren't known for taking a hint.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, hallelujah! Finally another DUmpmonkey shows up at DUmmy Leopolds Ghost's big meeting:
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Generic Other (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 04:04 PM
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8. ITEM #4
A creepy anti-DU person found bamboozling others on another site. Sigh. PM for details.

Call the MIRTeam! Oh, wait, they're all Three-ers. They ignore the Luddites.

It's that rascally franksolich! Scourge of the primitives and nemesis of the round red sodomite!
The General Assembly (number of members: one), takes immediate action:

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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-24-11 05:39 PM
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17. Report-back: he stalked Andy Stephenson prior to his surgery
More information:

He is the guy who stalked and tried to prevent Andy Stephenson from getting
surgery that DUers collected funds for. He also posts on Conservative Underground
where he spends all his time mocking us.

This guy:

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthr...

See also:

http://www.leftunderground.com/threads/995-DU-s-having-...

Feel free to out the creep. I still remember Andy's mom clutching my arm
and asking why anyone would hate him so. And asking me and Will Pitt not to forget.

Oh, my! The DUTwo General Assembly of Luddite losers (number of members: one) is instructed to feel free to take action against that rascally franksolich! This presumably could include hair-pulling, scratching, and loud squealing. Not to mention heel-grinding and cat-feeding.

You know, if every DUmbass who claims to have been at the sodomite's alleged funeral was actually there, it would have to have been held in an NFL stadium. In moonbat circles, it ranks with Don Larsen's perfect game, and the Bambino calling his shot.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: miskie on December 24, 2011, 10:36:13 PM: "He also posts on Conservative Underground where he spends all his time mocking us." -- other than the reference to the old homestead - which could be forgiven as a mistake, this primitive doesn't understand why its getting mocked.. Really ???

The idiot who is attempting to 'Occupy' a piece of software doesn't understand why he is getting mocked.. :stoner:
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: franksolich on December 25, 2011, 03:09:27 AM: You know, yesterday I wondered who was reading threads here about the late red round one and Beth's stupid scam, but didn't wonder enough to bother checking it out.

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: BattleHymn on December 25, 2011, 03:11:08 AM: franksolich: the man, the myth, the legend.

List of things franksolich is rumored to have done:

-Single handedly designed the Gare de Lyon railway terminal in Paris

-Is privy the the Bush's Baked Beans secret recipe

-Knows how many licks it takes to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop

-Only uses Dial liquid soap

-Has naturally wavy hair

-President of the Brazil Nut Society, 1968-1969

-Can bake a perfect clove glazed ham

-Twice champion of the Northern Nebraska Angling Team (also 1968-1969)

-Bench presses 450 pounds

-Never has to trim his toe nails

-Has played all nine positions in a Major League Baseball game, in a single game

-Has never lost at UNO, not even once

-Owns numerous hotdog stand operations in New York City, Chicago, and Miami

-Loves watering and tending to his collection of native species and exotic plants

Did I miss any?
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: Airwolf on December 25, 2011, 04:07:14 AM: All those things Chuck Norris is famous for,it's really Frank.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: LC EFA on December 25, 2011, 04:26:51 AM: It's hilarious.

DUmmie tries to create their own version of the UN.

Attempt to do above results in approximately similar results to real UN.

DUmmie doesn't see the parallel.

Classic.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: franksolich on December 25, 2011, 05:35:43 AM: Quote from: Airwolf on December 25, 2011, 04:07:14 AM
All those things Chuck Norris is famous for, it's really Frank.

You know, I continue to be amazed at this phenomenon, where the primitives ascribe great powers to somebody who's just an ordinary person, and not only that, but one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 25, 2011, 05:54:04 AM: DUmmie would be better served if he would just catch the crickets and go fishing.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: franksolich on December 25, 2011, 05:54:18 AM: I just went over to look at the campfire in its original blazing glory.

The brain-damaged primitive in New Jersey must be up early, celebrating a holiday he doesn't do.

It's pathetic, really, a 58-year-old man going ga-ga over cats.

Cats are fine, cats are great, but they're nothing for a 58-year-old man to go ga-ga over, dissolving into babbling baby-talk most 58-year-olds abandoned, oh, about 55 years ago.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: Big Dog on December 25, 2011, 06:26:30 AM: Quote from: Leopold's Ghost on December 24, 2011, 09:44:23 PM
I still remember Andy's mom clutching my arm and asking why anyone would hate him so. And asking me and Will Pitt not to forget.

What a friggin' drama llama. :whatever:

Hey, Leopold's Ghost- Jesse Jackson called. He wants his bloody shirt back.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: miskie on December 25, 2011, 06:26:59 AM: Quote from: Airwolf on December 25, 2011, 04:07:14 AM
All those things Chuck Norris is famous for,it's really Frank.

Franksolich is not only Chuck Norris, he is also the Dos Equis guy..
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: docstew on December 25, 2011, 06:28:10 AM: Quote from: miskie on December 25, 2011, 06:26:59 AM
Franksolich is not only Chuck Norris, he is also the Dos Equis guy..

He bowls overhanded?
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: franksolich on December 25, 2011, 06:30:13 AM: Quote from: docstew on December 25, 2011, 06:28:10 AM
He bowls overhanded?

Apparently. Or something like that.

It's very difficult, trying to reconcile the myth with the real person.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: franksolich on December 25, 2011, 06:38:03 AM: Quote from: miskie on December 25, 2011, 06:26:59 AM

Hmmmm.

There's a lot of primitives who've been lurking on this thread the past three hours.

Probably looking for something that's not here, I guess.

And I see our pal Pedro Picasso's still down in Florida spending Christmas with his mother, and probably picking up his trust-fund check.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 25, 2011, 08:51:23 AM: Twinkle, twinkle, little Frank

aw hell, Calpiggy can finish that poem....blink, blink, blink :-)
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on December 25, 2011, 09:59:26 AM: Frank is the most interesting man in the world, the Dos Equis guy comes to him for advice and guidance.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: Revolution on December 25, 2011, 10:13:09 AM: Quote from: BattleHymn on December 25, 2011, 03:11:08 AM
franksolich: the man, the myth, the legend.

List of things franksolich is rumored to have done:

-Single handedly designed the Gare de Lyon railway terminal in Paris

-Is privy the the Bush's Baked Beans secret recipe

-Knows how many licks it takes to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop

-Only uses Dial liquid soap

-Has naturally wavy hair

-President of the Brazil Nut Society, 1968-1969

-Can bake a perfect clove glazed ham

-Twice champion of the Northern Nebraska Angling Team (also 1968-1969)

-Bench presses 450 pounds

-Never has to trim his toe nails

-Has played all nine positions in a Major League Baseball game, in a single game

-Has never lost at UNO, not even once

-Owns numerous hotdog stand operations in New York City, Chicago, and Miami

-Loves watering and tending to his collection of native species and exotic plants

Did I miss any?

I've also heard rumors that franksolich knows who put the "Bop" in the Bop-she-bop-she-bop, AND who put the "ram" in the Ramalamadingdong.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 25, 2011, 10:36:45 AM: Evolution is simply a matter of coach deciding what will survive.

The round, red sodomite just didn't make the cut.

Stay frostly, my friends.

And Merry Christmas!
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: BattleHymn on December 25, 2011, 11:50:57 AM: I read this morning that franksolich had all of his bodily appendages removed and replaced with components to turn his body into a 14-function Swiss Army knife.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: Chris_ on December 25, 2011, 11:57:30 AM: Lee Majors was a decoy. Franksolich is the real Six-Million Dollar Man. He also dated Farrah Fawcett.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: zeitgeist on December 25, 2011, 12:35:22 PM: Quote from: chris_ on December 25, 2011, 11:57:30 AM
Lee Majors was a decoy. Franksolich is the real Six-Million Dollar Man. He also dated Farrah Fawcett.

And for even more comparisons go here:

http://www.themostinterestingmanintheworld.net/dos-equis-guy-quotes/

(http://www.themostinterestingmanintheworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dos-equis-guy1.jpg)

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â€¢The next level thinks he is the next level.
â€¢Atlas would drop the world for a chance to shake his hand.
â€¢He never says long story short
â€¢The moon is actually orbiting him.
â€¢He taught Hellen Keller sign languageâ€¦in Japanese.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: whiffleball on December 26, 2011, 06:38:39 AM: AS's mom asked Pitt not to forget him? WTH? Pitt is the very one who doubted the AS story publicly on the Island.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: Mugsaway on December 26, 2011, 09:59:44 AM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchKa8Ox3Hs[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: Karin on December 27, 2011, 02:42:37 PM: Leopold's Ghost's little Occupy-some-software thread was the most retarded thing I've ever seen. Twinkles, agendas, action items, goals. Don't they ever get embarrassed? I was, just reading it.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: Wineslob on December 27, 2011, 04:18:15 PM: He actually IS the Ghost in the Machine?
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: AprilRazz on December 28, 2011, 08:27:22 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on December 27, 2011, 04:18:15 PM
He actually IS the Ghost in the Machine?
He once cracked a joke ….and the punchline decyphered the enigma machine
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: Revolution on December 30, 2011, 09:17:03 PM: I hear it was Franksolich who mistakenly killed Kimmy Jong. They were playing the "I'm thinking of something" game. Kimmy Jong grew weary of thinking.
Title: Re: DUmpTwo General Assembly Gives franksolich Major Down Twinkles
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2011, 10:04:07 PM: Quote from: Revolution on December 30, 2011, 09:17:03 PM
I hear it was Franksolich who mistakenly killed Kimmy Jong. They were playing the "I'm thinking of something" game. Kimmy Jong grew weary of thinking.
It wasn't coach. Kim Jong il wasn't round, wasn't red, nor was he, as best we know, a sodomite.