One wonders about the trend set by Anne. From #3, to #19, to #1, back to #12. What's that primitive going to do for next year?
Congratulations to this year's first award winners ! You have all brought me hours of entertainment...Save for Pitt, who hasn't been really fun to read for at least the last 24 business hours - probably even longer.
A perfect line up of deranged half wits whose level of hatred for all things decent and good is only matched by their sheer idiocy and ignorance. :cheersmate:
If you recall, I was her campaign manager during 2010, as I'd been disappointed by her very poor showings other times. I put my heart and soul and considerable sweat into getting her elected top primitive, as I felt very strongly and very passionately that the Die alte Sau was woefully underrated in the sheer intensity of her Hate and rage.
Well, I shoved her to the pinnacle, then got tired of her.
The dysmenopausal Kansas schoolteacher's now back in control of her own destiny now; I've got new campaigns to manage, myself.
Yeah, Coach, I see that--but the point that I'm making is that she'll be right up in the Top 3 next year, if past performances are any indication of future success (which isn't always the case).
That could happen, but I've got to caution lurking primitives who've been top primitives before, that the Redstone Memorial Top DUmmies of 2012 contest will be stiffer this next year than it ever has been, because I expect there's going to be a lot of heretofore unhonored 0bamaite primitives as winners next year.
I had four of these in my Top Ten,
Skinner, EarlG, Elad (8)
WilliamPitt (7)
Mineral Man (6)
kentuck (5)
so I'm glad to see they at least made the Top Twenty.
And I hope this means that my other Top Tenners,
Raven (10)
EFerrari (9)
Cyrano (4)
SidDithers (3)
Sarah Iburruri (2)
nadinbrzezinski (1)
all end up in the Top Ten.
Fingers crossed!
.....so I'm glad to see they at least made the Top Twenty.
Sorry, sir, but you missed on half your remaining selections for the top ten, and the order of the others.
If either Sarah Ibuprofen or Know-it-all Nadin does not end up in the Top Ten--and I mean, high in the Top Ten--there will be hell to pay. Mark my words.
If nadin loses, will we remain calm?
Au cntrainere!
It was rigged!1!!! eleventy !!! Where's the paper trail of votes???? Diebold fraud. Recall, Recall. Occupy CC!!! eleventy 111!!!
Someone who singlehandedly put the useless, talentless, uninspired Anne Pritchett in the top spot last year has no reason to gripe.
01 Proud2BlibKansan
02 Stinky the Clown
03 Eferrari
04 bobbolink
05 CaliforniaPeggy
06 Barack 0bama Group
07 DainBramaged
08 xultar
09 undergroundpanther
10 BanTheGOP
11 HannahBell
12 AnArmyVeteran
13 kentuck
14 Taverner
15 Redstone
16 IanDavid
17 nadinbrezinski
18 Cyrano
19 MineralMan
20 HawkeyeX
I just looked at last year's winners. I must ask, who among the other nineteen were more deserving than the Die alte Sau?
Okay, I've been making a list of media outlets in San Diego, for that press release. , , ,These are all I can find at the moment; anybody familiar with San Diego know of any others?
I do believe the votes were honestly counted, as they always have been, and that the votes accurately reflect the will of the People.
I'm just out of sorts because apparently franksolich is out of touch with the People, as shown in who the People thought should be the winners, and who franksolich thought should be the winners.
I do believe the votes were honestly counted, as they always have been, and that the votes accurately reflect the will of the People.
I'm just out of sorts because apparently franksolich is out of touch with the People, as shown in who the People thought should be the winners, and who franksolich thought should be the winners.
You must include, top of the list, that online East County Magazine (http://eastcountymagazine.org) that Nosey Nadin Abbott, Girl Reporter, writes for.
And there's another one with "Ocean" in its title, that I don't know.
That would be the OB Rag (http://obrag.org), the "Ocean Beach Rag," or, more appropriately in Nadin's case, the "Emotion B**ch (on the) Rag."
Well, I'm hopeful in not seeing some names in the bottom half of the list- so long as they end up in the top half!
I'm confused. :panic:
When a DUmpmonkey "wins" the coveted top spot, are they truly winners, or do we just reaffirm their absolute losership?
Is that a word?
Ought to be.
The primitives think they're winners, but actually we're just confirming their losership.Ah-ha, the old 1+1, conundrum.
It's that up-is-down, round-is-square, bad-is-good sort of life they live on Skins's island.
If you recall, I was her campaign manager during 2010, as I'd been disappointed by her very poor showings other times. I put my heart and soul and considerable sweat into getting her elected top primitive, as I felt very strongly and very passionately that the Die alte Sau was woefully underrated in the sheer intensity of her Hate and rage.
Well, I shoved her to the pinnacle, then got tired of her.
The dysmenopausal Kansas schoolteacher's now back in control of her own destiny now; I've got new campaigns to manage, myself.
12-Proud2BlibKansan (03 in 2008; 19 in 2009; Top DUmmie in 2010)
--destined to be a constant presence in Top DUmmie every year, until she self-immolates in a fiery passion and orgasm of Hate and rage.
Ah-ha, the old 1+1, conundrum. :doh:
Should have known.
I'm pretty unhappy myself, the way it turned out, but the People have spoken, and one accepts the verdict of the People.
I'm trying my professional best to not let my disappointment show when writing the awards.
"Ocean Beach"--that's it.
Thank you, sir.
We're going to make the yenta a star, at least in southernmost California.
Can't you put her face on a milk carton. It would be cheaper and so appropriat.
How dud Anne place so high?
She didn't post twenty original words all year. She became a C&P queen.
How dud Anne place so high?She's living in the afterglow of the imaginary brilliance that coach constructed around her last year.
She didn't post twenty original words all year. She became a C&P queen.