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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on December 22, 2011, 01:34:21 PM
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The Fetid Harlequin, who on his best day couldn't find his own asshole with a funnel stuck in it:
Stinky The Clown Wed Dec 21, 2011, 10:19 PM
Be careful about the shrapnel from exploding right wing heads
There's a tradition regarding the Homecoming Kiss when a Navy ship returns to home port after a long deployment. When the USS Oak Hill recently returned to her home port in Norfolk, VA, 2nd Class Petty Officer Marissa Gaeta was selected for the First Smooch. The smoochee was PO3 Citlalic Snell, her girlfriend of 2 years.
Cheers rang out as the two shared the First Kiss.
Go ahead. Ask. They'll tell
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100255591#post5
First of all, there is no "Homecoming Kiss" tradition in the Navy that I was ever aware of. It was always first come, first served.
Secondly, a bunch of randy late-teen/early-twentysomething sailors hooting over two chicks liplocking? I doubt it had very much to do with lofty liberal ideals of GLBT equality, if you know what I mean. :hot:
Autumn (7,315 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
1. What a beautiful picture
You bet your ass. At last
Kali (26,334 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
3. sniff
sompin' in muh eye
Into the old bukakke again, eh? Have a tissue.
LiberalAndProud (7,793 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
7. Would it be untoward to point out that this could happen because
our current president managed to repeal DADT? We should remember to celebrate the stuff he got right.
He got this right.
Yep, the economy's in the shitter, but at least queers can frolic openly on the parade grounds now. Thanks, Hussein. :whatever:
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I thought it was customary in the Navy to do the same-sex kisses before debarking.
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Wow! We "win" the "War on Terror" and now girls can kiss?
HOLY CRAP
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Wonder where all that face has been while she was at sea?
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Wonder where all that face has been while she was at sea?
Oh, it was kissin' lips, alright . . . :o
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I thought it was customary in the Navy to do the same-sex kisses before debarking.
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Ah, go cuddle in the cupola, DT.
:bigbird:
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You know I feel a lot better now about $1,500 billion dollar yearly federal deficits, 20% food inflation, record poverty and food stamp usage, and $4/gallon gas now. Not to mention the islamic takeover of North Africa and Iraq going to hell..er...Iran (BIRM).
Thanks Lord 0bama!!!!1111!!!!eleventy
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Ah, go cuddle in the cupola, DT.
:bigbird:
:rotf:
Hey, what good's a thread about the armed forces worth without a little good ol' interservice rivalry?
:-)
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Wow, finally something the 0bumbler can use for his re-election effort. :whatever:
Gas prices? Too high. Unemployment? Too high. But lesbians can serve openly in the military. Re-elect 0bama 2012.
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I thought it was customary in the Navy to do the same-sex kisses before debarking.
:tongue:
Something like the submarine "150 men submerge, 75 couples surface."?
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Tryin' to get Sparky in the thread, aren't ya?
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Looks like ol Stinkbaits finally earned his jumpwings by making that leap into DUmbassistan.
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Tryin' to get Sparky in the thread, aren't ya?
:popcorn:
One wonders who kissed the generalissimo dude when he stepped ashore in 1967, having spent the previous two years on board some ship based in Charleston, South Carolina, protecting America against invasion by the Sao Tome e Principeans, or the Senegalese.
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Wow, finally something the 0bumbler can use for his re-election effort. :whatever:
Gas prices? Too high. Unemployment? Too high. But lesbians can serve openly in the military. Re-elect 0bama 2012.
If I were them lezzies, I wouldn't get too comfortable with the situation. I'd bet that it's not set in stone.
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At least they were hot, unlike these they praise so royally....
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NPeIdlHaoaQ/S9r0PBmYNsI/AAAAAAAAGeM/FCvYPjYO7x0/s400/ugly-lesbians.jpg)(http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/aisledash/890769/park-wedding-1040kb060710.jpg)(http://totalbuzz.ocregister.com/files/2010/07/Prop8-gay-wedding.jpg)(http://www.soyoureengayged.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oakland-california-lesbian-wedding.jpg)
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At least they were hot, unlike these they praise so royally....
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NPeIdlHaoaQ/S9r0PBmYNsI/AAAAAAAAGeM/FCvYPjYO7x0/s400/ugly-lesbians.jpg)
The blonde looks like a Marvel Comics supervillain- Les Mullet'!
(http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/aisledash/890769/park-wedding-1040kb060710.jpg)
I always wondered what happened to Scott Baio.
(http://totalbuzz.ocregister.com/files/2010/07/Prop8-gay-wedding.jpg)
Lesbian Mormons, took "sister wives" literally.
(http://www.soyoureengayged.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oakland-california-lesbian-wedding.jpg)
The wedding picture that says "I'll cut ya if you look at my woman".
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Let's not forget the Madcow.
(http://jlrransom.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/maddow081110_3_560.jpg?w=500&h=340)
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At least they were hot, unlike these they praise so royally....
That is one whole freight-train load of ugly, aside from one or possibly two semi-human looking specimens that accidentally wandered into the pics, perhaps due to rufies in their drinks.
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You can't fool me. That's Jim J. Bullock.
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You can't fool me. That's Jim J. Bullock.
I've said that before about Madcow. :cheersmate:
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(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_jP8QQtdwuto/SzqSczY2c6I/AAAAAAAAAWg/4y5aDfC57EY/liberty-justice.jpg)
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I'm sorry, Stinky. Conservative heads did not asplode.
You might think its some sort of triumph that a picture was taken of dykes kissing.
I'm conservative and I've seen all too often.
I would like to close by pointing out the ultimate failure of your movement: There are 80 to 90 million guns in America. Precious few of them are owned by your side. Further the military is overwhelmingly conservative.
Progressives can NEVER attain their goals when free men own guns.
Stinky. Your side keeps pushing and pushing. At some point there will be a push back. The Tea Party is just the beginning.
As Bruce Banner once said. "Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."
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Let's not forget the Madcow.
(http://jlrransom.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/maddow081110_3_560.jpg?w=500&h=340)
The Rachel Maddow Show....
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002017059/2341848046_rachel_maddow1_xlarge.jpeg)
Sponsored by
(http://www.transnationale.org/upload/snapon.gif)
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Who cares...Stinky the retard needs to get a life.He has probably spent hours masturbating to the photo... :mental:
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Let's not forget the Madcow.
(http://jlrransom.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/maddow081110_3_560.jpg?w=500&h=340)
To me it looks like she's got that Austin Powers vibe going.
"Grr, baby! Very grr!"
:-)
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That second couple isn't bad, MMD . . . in a pinch.
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That second couple isn't bad, MMD . . . in a pinch.
Second and the last ones.
Third one looks like twin sisters getting married.
First one...just DAMN! :o
That's something you'd hang in the garden to scare away varmits (and salesmen, political pollsters, Mormons, neighbors)
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Let's not forget the Madcow.
(http://jlrransom.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/maddow081110_3_560.jpg?w=500&h=340)
That's a lesbian couple? Looks like a straight one to me.
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That second couple isn't bad, MMD . . . in a pinch.
It's the skinny butch with the hook nose.
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It's the skinny butch with the hook nose.
It's used for digging out clams.
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Stinky's wrong as usual, my head didn't explode. But dandi was right, as usual:
a bunch of randy late-teen/early-twentysomething sailors hooting over two chicks liplocking? I doubt it had very much to do with lofty liberal ideals of GLBT equality, if you know what I mean.
And MoshmasterD's first pic? I'm speechless. How....unfortunate.
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a bunch of randy late-teen/early-twentysomething sailors hooting over two chicks liplocking? I doubt it had very much to do with lofty liberal ideals of GLBT equality, if you know what I mean.
The cheers would have been twice as loud if they'd started fighting.
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You NEVER see this guy and "The Munch' at the same party.
Speaking of "The Munch."
The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
Read more: The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_the-top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html#ixzz1hP9gmG5Y
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You NEVER see this guy and "The Munch' at the same party.
Speaking of "The Munch."
The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
Read more: The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_the-top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html#ixzz1hP9gmG5Y
They need a follow up. 25 old dykes that look like old curmudgeons.
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They need a follow up. 25 old dykes that look like old curmudgeons.
The young ones all try to look like Justin Bieber.
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That second couple isn't bad, MMD . . . in a pinch.
The semi blonde one on the right ain't too bad. After 6 beers and at last call, she is probably great looking. The dark haired one on the left... weeeell I'd have to have crawled into a fifth of black label Jack Daniels, and suffering from terminal case of lack-a-nookie too, before I would consider it.
I do have some standards after all. :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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Sheesh, who the hell cares? Seriously.
Cindie
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First of all, there is no "Homecoming Kiss" tradition in the Navy that I was ever aware of. It was always first come, first served.
I did 12 deployments with the Gator Navy during my time in the Marines and never saw this happen until the last one, on the Bonhomme Richard, in 2002. It was a lottery or raffle ticket thing that the MWR officer cooked up, and the winner got to leave the ship first and meet his/her spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend on the pier. The Marines didn't participate. I don't know about the regular Navy as I only deployed on Amphibs, but I don't think this is a Navy tradition.
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The semi blonde one on the right ain't too bad. After 6 beers and at last call, she is probably great looking. The dark haired one on the left... weeeell I'd have to have crawled into a fifth of black label Jack Daniels, and suffering from terminal case of lack-a-nookie too, before I would consider it.
I do have some standards after all. :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
2 words: Olive Oyl!