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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on December 21, 2011, 10:04:51 AM

Title: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
Post by: thundley4 on December 21, 2011, 10:04:51 AM

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Attention cocaine users of the world: Parents everywhere would like you to know that changing tables are generally covered in baby poop, and we’d appreciate it if you’d think of that the next time you’re looking for a place to snort a line.

Snort. (http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2011/12/20/cocaine-found-on-nine-out-of-10-public-baby-changing-tables/?tsp=1)

OMG!  This can only mean one thing, Johnson & Johnson is cutting their baby powder with cocaine!

Title: Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2011, 10:11:55 AM

I guess that would explain a price increase.

Title: Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
Post by: CG6468 on December 21, 2011, 10:24:12 AM

Those damned babies simply will not learn!  :lmao:

Title: Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 11:14:24 AM

Who knew that babies were pooping party drugs.......Babies: Party poopers

Title: Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 21, 2011, 11:25:59 AM

Who would snort off of something that had shitty diapers on it?

Title: Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 21, 2011, 11:34:00 AM

Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 21, 2011, 11:25:59 AM

Who would snort off of something that had shitty diapers on it?

A drug addled idiot

Title: Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
Post by: NHSparky on December 21, 2011, 11:49:02 AM

My God, they start so young these days....

Title: Re: Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
Post by: catsmtrods on December 21, 2011, 03:40:29 PM

Dude! Lets go snort some shit!