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Title: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: zeitgeist on December 21, 2011, 06:13:10 AM
love him or hate him, you know the DUmp can't resist this guy:



(http://images.politico.com/global/2011/12/111220_hugo_chavez_ap_328.jpg)



http://www.democraticunderground.com/100251303



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Progressive American (2 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president

Hugo Chávez blasted President Barack Obama as a “clown” and an “embarrassment” who has turned the United States into a “disaster” after Obama criticized Venezuela’s ties with Iran and Cuba, according to a report Tuesday.

“Mr. Obama decided to attack us,” Chávez said. “Now you want to win votes by attacking Venezuela. Don’t be irresponsible. You are a clown, a clown. Leave us in peace … Go after your votes by fulfilling that which you promised your people.”

“Focus on governing your country, which you’ve turned into a disaster,” Chávez said, according to The Guardian.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1211/70694.html0
 
 

Let me just pause to add something for your listening enjoyment as you read this:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2E_RSJAhYU[/youtube]
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 MilesColtrane (18,276 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

1. Re:Hugo

I wonder what his DU name is."I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat." -Will Rogers
 


Wouldn't surpise me any if he was but I wonder who has more posts, he or Fidel?

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joshcryer (29,272 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

5. Iraq is safer.

Repeat that, Iraq is safer place to be than Venezuela.

Let it sink in.

Say Josh, will that be pan or regular?  Any special topping?


How long before Hugo assumes room temperature joining Lil Kim in the Circle of Fire? 
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: zeitgeist on December 21, 2011, 06:13:10 AM

Say Josh, will that be pan or regular?  Any special topping?


Just for something different for a change...Bonnie Fwank will top him.
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: diesel driver on December 21, 2011, 06:56:13 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 06:19:54 AM
Just for something different for a change...Bonnie Fwank will top him.

You sure about that.

Bwarney seems more like a "catcher' than a "pitcher".   :lmao:
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 07:27:10 AM
Quote from: diesel driver on December 21, 2011, 06:56:13 AM
You sure about that.

Bwarney seems more like a "catcher' than a "pitcher".   :lmao:

Right, that's why I said Bonnie was looking to try something different for a change.

...of course, at his age, it would probably be more like trying to stuff a wet noodle up a wildcats ass.
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: diesel driver on December 21, 2011, 07:32:51 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 07:27:10 AM
Right, that's why I said Bonnie was looking to try something different for a change.

...of course, at his age, it would probably be more like trying to stuff a wet noodle up a wildcats ass.

Remember quote from Rodney Dangerfield, when someone asked "How's your love life?"

"Like shooting pool with a rope."

This was before Viagra.   :lmao:

Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: 67 Rover on December 21, 2011, 07:38:10 AM
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Progressive American (2 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president

Hugo Chávez blasted President Barack Obama as a “clown” and an “embarrassment” who has turned the United States into a “disaster” after Obama criticized Venezuela’s ties with Iran and Cuba, according to a report Tuesday.

“Mr. Obama decided to attack us,” Chávez said. “Now you want to win votes by attacking Venezuela. Don’t be irresponsible. You are a clown, a clown. Leave us in peace … Go after your votes by fulfilling that which you promised your people.”

“Focus on governing your country, which you’ve turned into a disaster,” Chávez said, according to The Guardian.

http://www.politico.com/n.../stories/1211/70694.html0
 

So is it the invasive cancer or the treatment that is causing him to have a lucid moment?
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 21, 2011, 07:45:51 AM
Quote from: diesel driver on December 21, 2011, 06:56:13 AM
You sure about that.

Bwarney seems more like a "catcher' than a "pitcher".   :lmao:

I seem to remember in the whole mess about Fwank's lover running a male escort service out of Fwank's place in DC, that he said that he had topped a guy whose name was Steve Gobie, IIRC.  Said bottom was one of the escorts in the service.
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: Rebel on December 21, 2011, 08:05:16 AM
This should put Bitch Beth in an awkward situation. Who to support, Obama or Hugo?
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: DefiantSix on December 21, 2011, 08:39:05 AM
Quote from: Rebel on December 21, 2011, 08:05:16 AM
This should put Bitch Beth in an awkward situation. Who to support, Obama or Hugo?

It's no contest:  Hugo.
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: Aristotelian on December 21, 2011, 09:05:14 AM
Quote from: Rebel on December 21, 2011, 08:05:16 AM
This should put Bitch Beth in an awkward situation. Who to support, Obama or Hugo?

Which one hates America more?

Definitely a difficult question.
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: jukin on December 21, 2011, 11:10:40 AM
OH MY!!!!

I agree with the clown.
Title: Re: Hugo Chavez: Obama is a clown president
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2011, 12:22:50 PM
Is there anyone who doesn't have Yugo in their 2012 dead pool?

The DUmp's Yugoistas, like poor, stupid Beth, will be hilarious.