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Title: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: Carl on December 19, 2011, 05:25:17 AM
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Bucky (36,816 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

 
Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
 Let me express my condolences to his grieving family and nation, now being led by his son Kim Caligula. I'm sure Junior'll do a lot better at feeding his people.

I`m sure this won`t go over well with much of the DUmp.

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Dodgy (12 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
1. Numbers

Hey Bucky - any idea on the numbers of those starving in Nth Korea?

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JI7 (34,190 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
2. was north korea ever communist ? the soviet union and China in early decades

i can see how they were communist .

but north korea seems more like some cult, but in this case it's not even by fooling the people . just some forced cult worship of this family type perversion .

Keep trying to redefine Communism into some peaceful,glorious thing,it is in real life always brutal.

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Warpy (61,629 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
5. It's more like a feudal monarchy

with peasants tied to the land and subject to the will of whoever has inherited the title of Supreme Leader, and I do mean inherited.

The kid who is inherited it is a real pudding face. I hope that since he's still in his 20s, he manages to shake things up a little, but I imagine he's been closely supervised for long enough that all the devastating policies in that country will continue.

In other words everything practiced,not theorized,Communism is.

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tblue (11,398 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
3. I don't celebrate his death

but I understand.

Those poor people forced to live under that lunatic and now his equally loony son. Just ghastly.

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Sherman A1 (8,182 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
7. Agreed

I think the OP comes off as grave dancing, but that is just my opinion.

Yeah,the DUmp has to save that for conservatives.

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LuvNewcastle (2,394 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
4. That's one less evil asshole in the world.

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Dodgy (12 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
13. Demonising the "enemy"

Yeah - Luv - really really evil. Satan has a face and we know where he lives. Right?

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LuvNewcastle
14. It has nothing to do with Satan, who ever that may be.

I do believe evil exists, though. It's there when a leader allows his people to starve while he lives in splendor; it's there when people decide to hunt and kill gay people in the name of their god; it's there when a woman is murdered by her family in order to preserve some perverted sense of honor. Just as people feel the need to mourn the loss of a good person, it's also natural to want to celebrate the demise of a twisted tyrant.

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Dodgy
15. Starvation and Splendor

do we have any information or data on this??

 :mental:

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Dodgy (12 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
19. Got it

I did and got this :

"Kim Jong-II spends £120,000 on food for his dogs, as six million North Koreans starve"


Source - S. Korean MP.

Luv - if you say this is a fact you must have the objective information to support your claim. I really dont know what the conditions are like in Nth Korea and would suggest neither do you.

Hanna Bell returns?

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akbacchus_BC (3,274 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
12. You must be a joy to live with! Enough said!


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Some of you proclaimed democrats make me scringe at your grave dancing!

After all he was a comrade!

Good riddance to him and  :bird:
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 19, 2011, 06:44:58 AM
"Ding-dong the wicked   Kim is dead....."   Now the little people will be dancing and singing in my head all day.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 19, 2011, 07:09:24 AM
"Ding-dong the wicked   Kim is dead....."   Now the little people will be dancing and singing in my head all day.

With me, it's "Ding dong, the ****ing asshole's gone!"
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: Karin on December 19, 2011, 07:19:42 AM
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make me scringe at your grave dancing!


If scringe isn't a word, it should be. 
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: franksolich on December 19, 2011, 07:38:28 AM
Has the yenta weighed in on this yet?

I can't make up my mind until she says something.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 19, 2011, 07:47:52 AM
Considering that the Primitives plan on instituting a North Korean Paradise here, I'm surprised there is no weeping and lamenting.

Who was it, Stupid Beth (?) who kept telling us what a wonderful place NK was?
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: diesel driver on December 19, 2011, 07:50:38 AM
Considering that the Primitives plan on instituting a North Korean Paradise here, I'm surprised there is no weeping and lamenting.

Who was it, Stupid Beth (?) who kept telling us what a wonderful place NK was?


Compared to HELL, NK is a paradise.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: vesta111 on December 19, 2011, 08:52:24 AM
Oh My Lord, the head of a country known for enslaving its people has died.   

With 3-4+ sons he chose the youngest to take his place.   Chose him over older sons of another mother.    WHY??

The youngest most resembled him, or he feared the older sons would usurp him in time?????  The youngest does not know shit from shinola, a general that has no idea how to become a leader of a flock of geese.

What now, will the older sons of the dead leader take on their younger brother, will there be a big Rumble in the Palace ???

Darn this is getting interesting, were KIM an only child, raised from birth to take on the responsibility of their father then we could figure him out.     However KIM has older and wiser brothers that may hold a bit of jealousy for the upstart,  why should he hold the power of life and death over them?????

Kim was spoiled from birth, never had to do anything but what he wished.   His brothers never had that luxury, they had to join the army, marry who their father told them to, they were under the thumb of their father as they watched the youngest become Daddy's favorite.

I can see why we pull back from any talks with NK, the possibility's of what is to come are endless.

Dear KIM needs to hire 50 soup tasters, I have the feeling he will not last long.





Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 19, 2011, 10:03:34 AM
He's now Kim Jong dead.

Love this video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccsNr9UJeVY

For a Norko, it's cry or die.

His successor, Kim Jong fat, is the Norko version of the Las Vegas Lardass.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 19, 2011, 10:06:08 AM
Compared to HELL, NK is a paradise.


Only because you can die and thereby get out of North Korea, but not Hell, which is the only big difference.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 19, 2011, 10:09:34 AM
And the NorKos have another entitled runt with a Napoleon complex to run their nation. Meet the new boss...
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: vesta111 on December 19, 2011, 10:28:35 AM
And the NorKos have another entitled runt with a Napoleon complex to run their nation. Meet the new boss...

How nice it would be to be a fly on the wall in China and find out how they are taking this news.

Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 19, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
And the NorKos have another entitled runt with a Napoleon complex to run their nation. Meet the new boss...

The thing is, how many of the generals will follow this runt, seeing that he has zero military service?

That's going to be the interesting thing.  Fox & Friends this morning raised an interesting point--which generals control which assets, especially WMDs?  Would they use them against their rival factions/formations within their army?
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: chitownchica on December 19, 2011, 10:40:14 AM
Considering that the Primitives plan on instituting a North Korean Paradise here, I'm surprised there is no weeping and lamenting.

Who was it, Stupid Beth (?) who kept telling us what a wonderful place NK was?


I'm not sure about stupid Beth, but Sabrina is probably crying her eyes out.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 19, 2011, 11:47:37 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5w691w0jE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 19, 2011, 12:11:45 PM
The Kim is dead,
Long live the Kim!

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: Airwolf on December 19, 2011, 02:50:43 PM
I doubt any of the DUmpmonkies have actually seen North Korea but I have from the DMZ and that place is not fit to leave anything, man or beast in.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: chitownchica on December 21, 2011, 12:33:19 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5w691w0jE[/youtube]

Ha ha Mr. Mann! I watched the movie to commemorate his death.

'Hey, what's up Hans Brix!'
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: AprilRazz on December 21, 2011, 08:09:41 AM
This guy killed him. :rotf:
Warning: Strong language but still funny.
http://www.youtube.com/user/actionfiguretherapy?feature=g-all-u#p/u/9/uGfa1aKxmOk
Had to throw this in for those new to AFT.
http://www.youtube.com/user/actionfiguretherapy?feature=g-all-u#p/u/8/9IjT6Jr3Ul0
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: wasp69 on December 21, 2011, 08:39:25 AM
This guy killed him. :rotf:
Warning: Strong language but still funny.
http://www.youtube.com/user/actionfiguretherapy?feature=g-all-u#p/u/9/uGfa1aKxmOk
Had to throw this in for those new to AFT.
http://www.youtube.com/user/actionfiguretherapy?feature=g-all-u#p/u/8/9IjT6Jr3Ul0

If anyone has not seen the action figure therapy videos, I strongly suggest you do.  Great rants and funny stuff!
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: AprilRazz on December 21, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
If anyone has not seen the action figure therapy videos, I strongly suggest you do.  Great rants and funny stuff!
I spit coffee on my screen watching the mall Santa ones. :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: wasp69 on December 21, 2011, 09:38:22 AM
I spit coffee on my screen watching the mall Santa ones. :rotf: :rotf:

Honey badger blood orgy is by far my favorite.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2011, 09:53:53 AM
The Kim is dead,
Long live the Kim!

 :whatever:
Their new leader is Kim Jong kardashian.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: AprilRazz on December 21, 2011, 11:29:09 AM
Honey badger blood orgy is by far my favorite.
Stanley? :lmao:

They put some new ones up.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: wasp69 on December 21, 2011, 11:44:13 AM
Stanley? :lmao:

They put some new ones up.

Yep, the very same.

(http://actionfiguretherapy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/AFT-Honey-Badger-FTW400.gif)

42 pounds of pure hate and nicotine.

I've seen a few of the new ones, love em' all.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 21, 2011, 02:07:54 PM
The Kim is dead,
Long live the Kim!
I saw a headline at the grocery checkout line today that was appalling.

It said "Kim calls Khloe fat!"

Khloe is just big-boned!

In fact, all the Kardashian girls tend toward big bones.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2011, 03:06:36 PM
In fact, all the Kardashian girls tend toward big bones.

It's more of an affinity for them.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 23, 2011, 03:01:23 AM

In fact, all the Kardashian girls tend toward big boneRs.


You dropped a letter.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: AprilRazz on December 23, 2011, 09:10:00 AM
If anyone has not seen the action figure therapy videos, I strongly suggest you do.  Great rants and funny stuff!
A recap of the Christmas party is up now.
Title: Re: Ding Dong, the Kim is dead!
Post by: wasp69 on December 23, 2011, 09:12:50 AM
A recap of the Christmas party is up now.

Ooooh, thanks!