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Title: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: franksolich on December 16, 2011, 08:51:35 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11571327

Oh my.

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nadinbrzezinski (99,769 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

Ah baking

started by baking mostly artisan bread for hubby. It is actually cheaper than buying it and much healthier.

Now I have graduated to whole grains.

I had to add gluten flour to the mix and hubby actually likes it... a winner on both, since I need to add some fiber to his diet.

But yes, you too can bake. I will experiment with the recipe, it is still a modified artisan white bread. So I need to see if adding a little sugar will help... remember, I cannot taste any of this... lovely gluten allergy.

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Lucinda (13,420 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

1. Ah, I'm sorry you can't taste the efforts of your work. :(

We have some pretty great bread bakers in the group, and we went mad baking no knead breads a while back.

It was a lot of fun.

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Warpy (61,608 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

2. I've had a few experiments in baking gluten free but none has achieved the texture or flavor I crave. Either they've been cardboard with texture or well flavored sawdust.

Frozen Glutino English muffins have been filling the bill for breakfasts in the meantime, the only meal when I ever ate much bready stuff.

If my attempts ever produce something that perfumes the house, tastes like bread, and has decent texture, I'll post the recipe.

You know, the defrocked warped primitive has a most peculiar condition.

It's very odd; she's allergic to things good for her, and not allergic to things bad for her.

It's funny how that works out.

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nadinbrzezinski (99,769 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

3. Well I am having fun with it and it is cheaper.

Gluten free will be an experiment one of these days. Those better mostly be flat.

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housewolf (7,006 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

4. Gluten

I'm sure you've explored a lot and tried all kinds of things to deal with your gluten allergy. I'm wondering if you ever experimented with naturally-yeasted (sourdough) breads.

There's some evidence that what many consider to a gluten allergy is actually a yeast allergy, and folks with that can actually eat breads that are naturally-leaved and don't contain any baker's yeast.

'Course if your allergy flairs up when you try to eat any flour product - cookies, cake, wheat cereal, etc, that would pretty much throw that theory out the window for you.

Anyway, I wanted to throw that out as a possibility because a lot of people aren't aware that in some cases, it's the yeast and not necessarily the wheat.

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nadinbrzezinski (99,769 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

6. No, mine is pretty constant

If I am not careful about cleaning the counter after making the bread, and ANY gets into me... or just the flour... I am in trouble.

Hell Matzah, as yeast free as you can come... i'll save you the graphic description.

I think soon I will get some corn meal and a few other things and see if I can experiment to make a few flat breads.

Glutino Bagels though are pretty decent. I am looking forwards to one with cream cheese and smoked salmon for dinner actually.

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Luciferous (1,679 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

5. I love to bake- I would actually like to own a bakery someday.

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Irishonly (2,516 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

7. I love baking

I don't have a problem with gluten but I am diabetic. I can eat bread I bake but alas, no cookies, sticky buns or a lot of other stuff.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 16, 2011, 10:38:39 PM
We'll have to watch for Nadin in the cooking and baking forum.  Pretty soon she will be telling them what to do and how to do it. 

 :whatever:

Is chef on her resume?  I don't think so! 
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: Ballygrl on December 16, 2011, 10:44:32 PM
Since when does Nads post in the Cooking and Baking Forum?
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: Chris_ on December 16, 2011, 10:45:00 PM
Everyone in General Discussion has her on ignore.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 16, 2011, 10:51:29 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11571327

Oh my.

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Warpy (61,608 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail

2. I've had a few experiments in baking gluten free but none has achieved the texture or flavor I crave. Either they've been cardboard with texture or well flavored sawdust.

Frozen Glutino English muffins have been filling the bill for breakfasts in the meantime, the only meal when I ever ate much bready stuff.

If my attempts ever produce something that perfumes the house, tastes like bread, and has decent texture, I'll post the recipe.

You know, the defrocked warped primitive has a most peculiar condition.

It's very odd; she's allergic to things good for her, and not allergic to things bad for her.

It's funny how that works out.

I would guess parasites telling her what to crave.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 16, 2011, 10:53:53 PM
We'll have to watch for Nadin in the cooking and baking forum.  Pretty soon she will be telling them what to do and how to do it. 

 :whatever:

Is chef on her resume?  I don't think so! 
Maybe she'll become a Kansas City Chef and lead Greenbriar's team to victory.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: LC EFA on December 17, 2011, 12:11:39 AM
I can bake various types of bread , cake and make doughs and pastries.

I choose to buy them from the store because my time is worth money to me - and the extra time spent preparing such things makes them significantly more expensive than the store bought stuff with little improvement on taste and nutritional value.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: whiffleball on December 17, 2011, 06:49:13 AM
She can bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan with everything else she has resting on those plump shoulders.

Cheaper?  No, hell, no it's not cheaper to make bread at home.  As someone else above pointed out; our time is worth something. The time spent on baking bread could be used more wisely elsewhere.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: Ballygrl on December 17, 2011, 07:51:51 AM
Everyone in General Discussion has her on ignore.

:lmao:
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: NHSparky on December 17, 2011, 08:59:54 AM
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nadinbrzezinski (99,769 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
 a winner on both, since I need to add some fiber to his diet.


No, nads--he doesn't need any fiber on a submarine diet.  He just enjoys giving you Dutch Ovens as one way of getting back at you for being such a pathetic waste of oxygen.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: Bodadh on December 17, 2011, 09:30:28 AM
We all need a hobby and I guess she found hers. Tho I would rather get my fiber from fruits and vegetables instead of rough bread.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 17, 2011, 12:09:36 PM
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hubby actually likes it... a winner on both, since I need to add some fiber to his diet.


I do not want to know how she arrived at that conclusion.
It sounds like someone talking about their Pomeranian after its morning walk.
Title: Re: yenta adds fiber to her husband's diet
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 17, 2011, 12:14:04 PM


I do not want to know how she arrived at that conclusion.
It sounds like someone talking about their Pomeranian after its morning walk.
In Nadin World, everyone is her pet. I think you hit on something there.