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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on December 16, 2011, 04:39:24 PM
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Ian David
5. I want to crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of the Freepers!
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Please, consider this my application to the MIRT!
La Lioness Priyanka (42,988 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
18. ok
Says the big boobed one.
PeaceNikki (16,012 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
25. I would like to be a member of this secret alliance, also, too, please.
Stinky The Clown (44,036 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
26. I'm happy to help with a worthy cause. This seems a worthy cause.
Ha this been posted and I missed it? If so, sorry.
The volunteer list is long. They must want Mole on the endangered list.
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In shamanism, the mole was the first shaman. Going where the other animals could not and getting answers to their questions and ailments.
DU is rejecting mole medicine.
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...and every block and building will have it's communist party informer. Incorrect thoughts will not be tolerated by the tolerant leftist.
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Good find, Tucker, sir.
Now, question.
Is my mole supposed to watch out for the generalissimo dude now, or continue to ignore him as before?
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mir
in Russian history, a self-governing community of peasant households that elected its own officials and controlled local forests, fisheries, hunting grounds, and vacant lands. To make taxes imposed on its members more equitable, the mir assumed communal control of the community's arable land and periodically redistributed it among the households, according to their sizes (from 1720).
Yeah - that sounds about right....
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My mole is a long term infiltrator and has survived spy hunts before.
I fear not the keystone cops, especially if the laughing stock of the internet, Stinky will be a member.
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I suspect there will be at least a few moles that end up part of the extermination squad.
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...and every block and building will have it's communist party informer. Incorrect thoughts will not be tolerated by the tolerant leftist.
In a real world situation, DUers would be the first to volunteer as neighborhood informant for whatever minor privileges and protections it would afford. Weasley little greaseballs that they are.
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In a real world situation, DUers would be the first to volunteer as neighborhood informant for whatever minor privileges and protections it would afford. Weasley little greaseballs that they are.
Ab-so-freaking-lute-ly.
...and they counterparts were the ones that pointed out who was Jewish.
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They're all clumsy doltish amateurs, but one.
I see Dorothy, the snobbish primitive, the "uppityperson" primitive, has volunteered.
I could never figure out why my fellow alum Skins was spending a fortune on mole-detection programs for the elusive enigmatic Elad, when Skins's island had the greatest human mole detector ever.....and one even better than any computer programs, and one that wouldn't have cost any money.
I dunno what Dorothy's trick is, but she's good, and it's good to stay away from her.
The others, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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These so called exterminators have the absolute authority to block any and all persons from posting if they suspect that the person is a disruptor.
If we thought DU2 was the Borg, DU3 is...well I don't know.
Any dissension and poof, you disappear in the middle of the night.
This is not going to end well for long time DUmmies. Cliques forming as we speak.
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These so called exterminators have the absolute authority to block any and all persons from posting if they suspect that the person is a disruptor.
If we thought DU2 was the Borg, DU3 is...well I don't know.
Any dissension and poof, you disappear in the middle of the night.
This is not going to end well for long time DUmmies. Cliques forming as we speak.
Maybe Skinner got orders from the higher ups to disband DU and to scatter the occupants to the 4 winds before the election?
Hey, he can't be honest and tell the fools , "You aren't useful tools anymore."
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...and every block and building will have it's communist party informer. Incorrect thoughts will not be tolerated by the tolerant leftist.
A more appropriate comment could not be written, but why is it that primitives always want to tattle on their neighbors?
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I suspect there will be at least a few moles that end up part of the extermination squad.
Plus in no time one of the little Stalins will begin to purge long time members they don`t like.
It is what leftists do.
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Paranoid much?
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Does this "team" get their own forum to post in and a little tin star to pin on their shirt?
I think the DUmmies just want to be in the cool kids' club.
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This new incarnation of the DUAC! DUAC! will be more bloodthirsty.
The Pay-to-Play DUmp has its own Einsatzgruppen prowling behind the lines.
Sid Dithers and Obamanaut are living on borrowed time.
They won't find a single mole, but any DUmpmonkey that doesn't conform will be history.
It'll make them happy, and Skimmer doesn't give a damn.
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This new incarnation of the DUAC! DUAC! will be more bloodthirsty.
The Pay-to-Play DUmp has its own Einsatzgruppen prowling behind the lines.
Sid Dithers and Obamanaut are living on borrowed time.
They won't find a single mole, but any DUmpmonkey that doesn't conform will be history.
It'll make them happy, and Skimmer doesn't give a damn.
Their reasoning will be it is better to sacrifice 100 innocent DUmmies in order to terminate one guilty mole*.
*A play on their mantra against capitol punishment where they espouse that it is better to let a hundred guilty men go free than execute one innocent person.
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Paranoid much?
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Apparently.
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Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!
cbayer (101,803 posts)
54. Count me in, EarlG
cbayer the thread slayer, a natural for the execution team.
Once they've tasted blood, they cannot stop.
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OMFG. :rotf:
Funniest thing I've read all day... so far.
MIR. :rotf:
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OMFG. :rotf:
Funniest thing I've read all day... so far.
MIR. :rotf:
And like the original MIR space station, may it crash and burn in spectacular fashion! :lmao:
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Plus in no time one of the little Stalins will begin to purge long time members they don`t like.
It is what leftists do.
Yes, that's exactly what will happen if the paranoids that would sign up for this thing are allowed to directly act rather than merely recommend bannage to $kammer himself.
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A more appropriate comment could not be written, but why is it that primitives always want to tattle on their neighbors?
Most likely the same way kids are encouraged to turn in 80 year old grand ma that does not pay out an arm and a leg for medication and keeps a small pot plant on her deck., Darn that will teach grandma a lession in how to obey the law.
Kids need to spy on parents if they find they have a stash to bring it to the attention of the authority's, good job kids now they go into questionable foster homes to be knocked around and raped-----
Neighbors that do not have any idea what is going on across the street find a need to call CPA as the parents are corporal punishing their kid for setting a cat on fire. Do they know this or ask the parent what is going on??
We are encouraged to believe the worse of other folks, ask no questions just jump into their lives. the do goods are cowards that want to stay out of things, have no idea what is going on, and do so anonymously.
Crap I know full well child abuse goes on, I feel it is up to the teachers and doctors to diagnose this unless I see this happen before my eyes, and walk up to a parent and ask why their 12 year old son is chained to the dog house.
Hitler Youth drove their family nuts, spy on family and friends, get their confidence and then turn them in for a shiny new Merritt badge. Kids all ways on the look out for a parent that frowns when they should be standing cheering. Kids do their duty by instructions from teachers and soon wonder where their parents went to. Loyalty was to the government not family.
I have hopped about to hither and Yon on this subject-----Children no longer are loyal to their parents, when a child acts out and the parent does not come running, they are the first ot excuse their action because their parents were not loyal to them. Who says Loyalty is a one way street, parents by biology try to be loyal but for some reason the kids find they have no loyalty to family-----Never know when a shiny new badge is given out for the kids that put the law above their family.
Bahhhhh Hummmmmbug better to become a hermit then have to see this new Hope and Change in Obamas life.
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Solidifying my vote for The Big 3. They are the permenant Willies of that forum, IMPO. Especially $kimmer, and Lord Marblehead. I'm very much hoping to see them on the list in a mere few days. :-)
They have gone back in time to Nazi Germany, and they're loving it. :yahoo: The Gestapo Crew is upon the Primitives.
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Ian David
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La Lioness Priyanka (42,988 posts)
18. ok
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54. Count me in, EarlG
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You pathetic, fascist, little thugs make me want to vomit. I sincerely look forward to the day when you are each victims of $kinner's Reich.
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Damn, I hope these dopes eventually challenge $kammer's authority. The months worth of fallout will be hilarious!
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I've always said that the DUches would know the local Gestapo or NVDK phone numbers by heart. I should have jumped to the obvious conclusion that they would actually be members of those groups.
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Well, hell; that qualifier ALONE just about GUARANTEES that the DUmbass version of MI-6 will be riddled with Kim Philbys. About the only DUmmies that bought their own donor stars under the old system WERE the moles. :rotf:
Yup DUmbshits; we're in ur COINTELPRO office...
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I've always said that the DUches would know the local Gestapo or NKVD phone numbers by heart. I should have jumped to the obvious conclusion that they would actually be members of those groups.
Oh, not members...just capos, block captains, and informants. Real oppressors know better than to let the willing tools actually join, they're just too stupid and unreliable to be running things.
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Well, hell; that qualifier ALONE just about GUARANTEES that the DUmbass version of MI-6 will be riddled with Kim Philbys. About the only DUmmies that bought their own donor stars under the old system WERE the moles. :rotf:
Yup DUmbshits; we're in ur COINTELPRO office...
Oh NOOOOO!!!
You actually paid for your own star?
That's what DUmmies are for.
We need a poll.
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Oh NOOOOO!!!
You actually paid for your own star?
That's what DUmmies are for.
We need a poll.
You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.
I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.
<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.
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You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.
I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.
<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.
I figure that I was doing the world a favor. Let the DUmmies spend their money on me or on drugs, which puts everyone in danger.
I did it for the safety of mankind.
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You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.
I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.
<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.
Any DUmmy who's bought three or more stars has bought at least one for a mole.
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Mineral Man is giving tips :
MineralMan (37,863 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
Troll-Busting and How to Make it Work and Get the Troll MIRTed.
With DU3 being new and all, there are quite a few trolls who are experimenting with the site. Here's a thread from one of them:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100247935
Here's how I got it hidden, locked, and the poster MIRTed (I just made that up right now).
1. I read the thread and recognized the original post as trollery.
2. I read down the thread and noticed that others had the same suspicion.
3. I alerted on the OP, choosing the Community Standards option.
4. I selected the TOS Violation option.
5. I wrote a comment that said, "This poster appears to be a low post count troll. The post is disruptive. If you vote to Hide the post, it will be sent to the MIR Team." or words to that effect.
6. Shortly, the post was hidden, the thread was locked, and the OP was MIRTed.
I just thought I'd share this. It worked great.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124013529
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Mineral Man is giving tips :
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124013529
I wonder what poor primitive that was, who got kicked off.
The primitives aren't smart enough to detect real moles.
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Speaking of moles, trolls, and former DUmpmonkeys, the LUniebin appears to be gone.
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That's so sad.
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Their forum does appear to be broken.
Heh.
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You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.
I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.
<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.
I had a mole get a heart but never a star. :bawl:
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Shucks...I could never get a mole off the ground there.
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Shucks...I could never get a mole off the ground there.
I hear that. The early going can be brutal. Best to just K&R the first hundred posts or so. DUmmies are brutal on the new meat. After a few hundred posts then you can actually make a few fawning comments. Restraining your natural urge to make comments is rather like asking a kid to eat vegetables at an ice cream social but it has to be done if you want to get your mole out of the gate. :naughty:
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Speaking of moles, trolls, and former DUmpmonkeys, the LUniebin appears to be gone.
Yep, it damn sure is.
I wonder if No Limit will be back here to drag his ass around the carpet some more?
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Yep, it damn sure is.
I wonder if No Limit will be back here to drag his ass around the carpet some more?
I hope not.
I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time he was here.
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Mineral Man is giving tips:
You know, madam, this is utterly ridiculous.
There's two sorts of "malicious intruders;" trolls who go to Skins's island to purposely disrupt, to purposely discombobulate the primitives, and moles who go to Skins's island for informational purposes.
Trolls can act any way they wish; moles must blend in with the primitives.
So the primitives are going to be running around looking for malicious intruders, but all they're going to find are trolls. And they never needed a committee to detect trolls in the first place; the primitives on their own, even the most stupid of them, were always at least reasonably competent at detecting trolls.
Moles are another matter.
If the elusive enigmatic Elad couldn't find certain moles, I can guarantee you that a committee of 100 primitives aren't going to find them either. I'm still dumbfounded that they still don't realize who the Walt Starr primitive was.
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They're so immature, they can't handle an opposing political view now as it is, does DU really think this isn't going to get personal?
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"MIRT." It has that oh-so-appropriate, deliciously-malignant Soviet Russian sound, like "SMERSH."
:popcorn:
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I wish they would find a way to append an 'H' to the end.
MIRTH
Then we could really laugh at them.
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I wish they would find a way to append an 'H' to the end.
MIRTH
Then we could really laugh at them.
You just have to pronounce it like Joe Pesci, or Stinky the Dude might:
"Da two Yutes"...
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For some inexplicable reason, the LUniebin is back online.
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Oh, that was helpful, MineralMan's how-to guide for spotting trolls. Look for an opposing opinion, then squash it. Genius. Wish I'd thought of it.
Here's a fawning post I ran by over there: "Love your posts, Octafish. I'll be looking for more of them!" Now, it might make a mole's stomach turn to type that, but then again, it could be stated entirely honestly as a mole, couldn't it?
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Yeah...like telling the horribly-talentless aspiring artist in the family "Some of your best work yet!" when viewing his or her latest trainwreck.
:-)
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Oh, that was helpful, MineralMan's how-to guide for spotting trolls. Look for an opposing opinion, then squash it. Genius.
Think of the Borg.
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Think of the Borg.
You will be assimilated annihilated.
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You will be assimilated annihilated.
Sounds more like Daleks than Borg!
:lmao:
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You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.
I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.
<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.
I've had two bought for me by two different dummies. :-)
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New DUFU on this topic posted here:
DUmmie FUnnies 12-22-11 (The Troll Patrol: DUmmies join the MIR Team) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2824088/posts)
And linked here:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67906.0.html