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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on December 15, 2011, 07:26:10 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11423
Oh my.
icymist (4,896 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
How many healthcare professionals are here?
I work as a NAC and have twenty years doing so in two states.
Okay, stupid question.
But remember, franksolich has never claimed to know all.
What is an "NAC"?
Stupid primitives using their stupid acronyms again.
Scuba (12,685 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
1. Retired healthcare CIO
32 years as a healthcare exec, mostly leading IT. Many administrative and clinical systems implementations, quality measuring projects, etc.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Warpy (61,596 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
2. RN for 25 years
mostly broken heads and busted hearts but floated to all areas of adult care.
Too bad the defrocked warped primitive won't tell the primitives why she's no longer a registered nurse.
mdmc (28,159 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
3. I'm a mental health practitioner
No way......the madman of Newburgh a mental health professional?
No way.
onestepforward (2,399 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
4. Retired from physical therapy
I was a PTA. I loved my job, but had to quit 14 years ago to take care of my mom. I miss the joy of helping people. I try to do it in alternative ways now.
One takes it "PTA" doesn't mean "Parent-Teacher Association."
MedicalAdmin (3,767 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
5. Admin here
But I co-ordinate health education.
Been at this for about 6 years.
Heddi (15,359 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
6. RN in Level-1 Trauma Center ER
if I am your nurse, you are probably having a pretty shitty day
postulater (2,607 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
7. Chiropractor keeping people upright for 29 years
Resist Gravity!
Occupy your body!
Sgent (3,319 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
8. Former Admin here
Used to run a community health center. I now do a lot of outside work in physician and outpatient facility management.
MineralMan (37,649 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
9. That's great! It's good to know that there are some pros in the forum.
Saith the Mineral Man, who doesn't like osteopathic medicine.
phylny (2,401 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
10. Practicing pediatric speech-language pathologist here.
rexcat (2,350 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
11. Clinical microbiologist..
with pediatric ID background but now working in Pharma Phase I-IV clinical trials (oncology and endocrinology). Hope to retire February 2012!
eilen (4,070 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
12. Registered Nurse here
Worked inpatient and outpatient Oncology/Hematology, now am in inpatient Cardiology.
Dorothy, the snobbish primitive:
uppityperson (59,585 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
13. RN (ambulatory care, women's health, misc all sorts) and LMP
licensed massage therapist.
maddezmom (124,319 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
14. Would really love to have any of you professionals volunteer to help host!
please feel free to PM or add you name to the pinned thread and I'll add you.
likesmountains 52 (2,539 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
15. RN for >30 years here...mostly NICU/Newborn.
Hmmmm.
I sorta expected to see the PCIntern primitive show up here, but nope.
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Well, we know they have a dick inspector, unless she bailed out on the new Pay-to-Play DUmp.
uppityperson (59,585 posts)
licensed massage therapist.
She works at Happy Endings Massage Parlor.
If you prefer, she'll come direct to your hotel room.
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Well, we know they have a dick inspector, unless she bailed out on the new Pay-to-Play DUmp.
Ooops, that's one I forgot about.
I wonder why Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, didn't show up at this campfire.
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Ooops, that's one I forgot about.
I wonder why Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, didn't show up at this campfire.
Not enough dicks.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11423
Oh my.
Okay, stupid question.
But remember, franksolich has never claimed to know all.
What is an "NAC"?
Stupid primitives using their stupid acronyms again.
Certified Nurses Assistant, what most people call the CNAs. It's not the most glamorous job in a hospital, but necessary.
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Nads isn't listed? Her credentials would make House look like a moron.
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Heddi (15,359 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail
6. RN in Level-1 Trauma Center ER
if I am your nurse, you are probably having a pretty shitty day
Bank on it! :lmao:
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Bank on it! :lmao:
...and what happened to bring you to this point is nothing compared to what's coming up next !
Close your eyes and think warm thoughts !
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We know they're recieving more than they need but how many of the professional DUmmies are giving according to their ability?
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NAC
Not Actually Certified.
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Not enough dicks.
Goodness.
I thought that term would apply to the 99% of the DUmp. :naughty: