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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on December 14, 2011, 07:15:43 PM
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Theres a naughty list, and a nice list. What are you likely to get from Santa?
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Well Santa is bring me an ultrasonic cleaner, a set of dies, some redding collets, a new case trimmer and a mircometer.
If the lazy bastard gets his ass into gear he'll be bringing a new lawn mower as well.
ETA : I guess that puts me on the naughty list.
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I been good. Really.
But this year Santa hates me.
:bawl:
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Well, Santa's bringing me a Kel Tec SU-2000 in 9mm, and maybe a Gen 1 NVS, maybe a coffee grinder, maybe a food dehydrator . . . Nice, I would say.
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The usual...black socks that are too small, flannel shirt for short guys and the bills. :-)
Hey, it could be worse...neckties.
I really don't have any idea what I'm getting but whatever "I" get "me" will be just what I wanted. :-)
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Underwear and socks, two sizes too small. And of course I'll have to write letters telling everyone how much I loved them.
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I bought myself a suit. From JC Penney's. Yay.
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Santa's broke here. We get coal.
He made the mistake of getting a "free" spa off Craigslist.
:hammer:
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Coal might be an improvement this year.
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I've never done good things. I've never done bad things. I never did anything out of the blue. So it's Santa's call. But I'm sure he'll help a bro out.
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If Santa likes me, he'll be bringing a Lexus LS400 motor for me to drop in my Datsun this year.
We're barely on speaking terms so I'll probably just get clean laundry for a week and some spending money.
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I told Santa that I really don't want anything for Christmas. My mom says that every year but I never believed her, now I understand.
I think my husband is going to get me a new phone since mine has been a crapper for about two years.
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I'd say all my volunteering (Being a Salvation Army bell-ringer one day, and LOADS of volunteer work at my church, including helping out with the youth program's lock- in tonight) should land me comfortably on the Nice List.
Hopefully, three DVDs (The Wal- Mart exclusive 2- disc DVD of 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2,' the newly- released DVD of 'Fright Night,' and 'Captain America: The First Avenger'), and lots of stuff for my new Xbox 360 that my best friend gave me (i.e. another controller, a proper memory card rather than the flash drive I've been using, and of course another game or two).
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DUmmie Christmas list....
1-food
2-house
3-car
4-cable TV & net
5-cell phone
6-heat
7-healthcare
8-disability check
9-socialism
10-no job
11-unemployment check
12-items yet to be determined
ALL FOR FREE PAID FOR BY TAXING THE EVIL RICH BASTARDS