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Title: So, an officer wanders up to my desk
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 14, 2011, 04:33:27 PM

So, an officer wanders up to my desk and starts reading the magazine thereupon.

OFFICER: Huh! By coincidence I open this and I see its an article about a guy I want to grad school with. Apparently he stayed and finished his doctoral degree and is now a CEO for a major design firm.

SGT SB: I bet his wife is prettier too.



One day they will learn to stay away.

Title: Re: So, an officer wanders up to my desk
Post by: NHSparky on December 14, 2011, 04:36:39 PM

Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 14, 2011, 04:33:27 PM

So, an officer wanders up to my desk and starts reading the magazine thereupon.

OFFICER: Huh! By coincidence I open this and I see its an article about a guy I want to grad school with. Apparently he stayed and finished his doctoral degree and is now a CEO for a major design firm.

SGT SB: I bet his wife is prettier too.



One day they will learn to stay away.

Would it surprise you if he probably STILL hasn't figured out what you meant?

Title: Re: So, an officer wanders up to my desk
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 14, 2011, 06:37:36 PM

Well, SSB, you do have the most important part of a bouncy . . .

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Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on Today at 04:33:27 pm
So, . . .

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Title: Re: So, an officer wanders up to my desk
Post by: Karin on December 15, 2011, 12:54:12 PM

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One day they will learn to stay away.

And some never learn.  Some wake up at 3:00 a.m., sit bolt upright and say "Oh!"  Others, never.