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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on December 10, 2011, 03:20:05 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-10-11 02:10 PM
Original message
Pepper spray decon
Edited on Sat Dec-10-11 02:11 PM by nadinbrzezinski
Well monday I suspect we will see some of it, so in the interest of those at the ports...here I go again
1.- Don't panic...yes it hurst, but do not panic
2.- wash affected area...oh and remove contacts with clean fingers, better yet, leave them at home and bring old frames. Your eyes will thank you.
3.- Yeah malox wash will provide temp relief...but you are not done and you need to fully decon.
When you get home...
1.- remove clothes, into a paper bag they go.
2.- into shower you go, for at least 20 minutes as cold as you can stand it. Wash with an alkali soap and make sure you wash your hair repeteadly.
3.- wash your clothes in cold water at least three times, use gloves to handle contaminated clothes.
Oh and goes without saying pay attention to any breathing problems for the next 72 hours.
Best choice is to avoid the crap...see you in the streets.
The true mark of a DUmbass,misspelled words,random capitalization,everything that says "Look at me,I have a demented mind".
ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-10-11 02:17 PM
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1. Shouldn't people wash their hair while bent over the tub, so the pepper spray doesn't
drip from their hair to their genitals and asshole? I don't mean to be gross, but I'm guessing you don't want that shit in your holes.
Now you know only nads has the answers.
nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-10-11 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. Yup, that is one way to do it.
And cold water is to prevent pores from opening.
snappyturtle (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-10-11 02:26 PM
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3. What a sad comment on our state of affairs in the country
that this decon method has to be posted....but I'm certain many will and must welcome the advice.
Here is a little advice,don`t ****ing do things that will end up with you getting pepper sprayed.
nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-10-11 02:27 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. It also works with tear gas
And it is part of the arc. I realize that covering OWS sooner or later I'll get to use it.
The arc?
slackmaster (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-10-11 02:45 PM
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7. I treat pepper spray the same way I treat poison oak, skunks, scorpions, etc.
Stay the **** away from them.
Traitor.
nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-10-11 02:49 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. Yeah but as reporter will have to risk it
So it goes...
The avalanche to complete insanity would normally be painful to watch a person go through but in nads case it is somewhat enjoyable given what a complete idiot she is.
The bouncy that is waiting to be spun is going to be colossal,somewhat in the same category as Ms Abbotts ass.
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The arc?
The arc, the story, the script.
If you read it, you'll understand.
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Dunk your head in a water bucket for a few minutes.
Don't rub your eyes.
Sit in front of a fan for about 15 minutes.
Next day when you take a shower, watch that water doesn't run over your junk when your washing your hair.
That's it. Damn, Nads, do you have to make everything into a production? /sarc
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...see you in the streets.
Red nadin, fearless nutcase revolutionary, is on the job.
To the barricades!
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What a bunch of wusses, we had CS gas thrown on us and were forced to take off our masks and breathe the stuff in, when I was in the Army.
Ohh and we didn't even get a chance to shower until the next night, because we were in the field.
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-10-11 02:49 PM
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8. Yeah but as reporter will have to risk it
So it goes...
Funniest comment of the the whole thread. :lmao: :rotf:
Nads, the only "reporting" you do, is to marx and engles.
Give it a rest, you third-world, uneducated scrunt. :mental:
I swear, the only reason the DUmp hasn't pitched her sorry ass, is the comedy value.
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I've got to give nads some props. Her fantastic work has actually drawn me into the reporting game. I just filed my first report entitled: Poor Protest at the port.
You can check it out in my Flippy Future News Gazette thread. click here for news (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67483.0.html)
WARNING: I'm not as good at this reporting stuff as nadin.
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Dunk your head in a water bucket for a few minutes.
Don't rub your eyes.
Sit in front of a fan for about 15 minutes.
Next day when you take a shower, watch that water doesn't run over your junk when your washing your hair.
That's it. Damn, Nads, do you have to make everything into a production? /sarc
Naw, naw, naw!!! You got it all wrong, Mike! Dayum, doncha know anything? The solution is to make sure you rub it all over your body... dilute it in other words... and make sure you rub your genitals too. Genitals will render the pepper spray inert. That's the key!!! Something about the pheromones. Just make sure you rub it all over your body especially "down there". It might burn a little bit at first, but trust me Dummies, it will go away shortly. Then make sure you dry off with the clothes you were wearing. That builds up the immune response. After about 5 minutes you will be immune to it next time. So be sure and go back out there and fight!!!
Now in some cases this doesn't work. So the best thing to do is rub the affected area with liquid cinnamon extract. That will make it better! Trust me! I know!
I'm in your corner Dummies!!!
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I'm betting Nads will fall to the ground writhing like a worm instead of doing anything like this.
and she'll drop her cameras too. breaking them.