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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on December 10, 2011, 09:54:44 AM

Title: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Carl on December 10, 2011, 09:54:44 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2458016

Just took a curious look when I saw the title since when a conservative says "I want my country back" it is obviously racist.
What I found was stupidity beyond words.

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morningglory (1000+ posts)     Sat Dec-10-11 10:42 AM
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Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
 Think about it: I am 65 years old. Children wandered around in the woods, trying their best to get "kilt". There were plenty of poisonous snakes to be jumped over. We played tackle football in the dirt road in front of the house. I am female with 5 older brothers. Spent my youth in a headlock. Fell out of trees. Walked 3 miles to school in freezing rain. I never had a raincoat until I was grown and married. Nowadays parents won't allow their children to ride a schoolbus because they could get abducted/raped/robbed just waiting for the bus. I was winding my way through a neighborhood yesterday on my way to work. Got behind a schoolbus. The bus stopped in front of a house. The father came out on the porch, 20 feet from the bus door and held up one finger (the finger that means "wait one minute"). Shortly the mother came out in her pajamas with a little first-grader, and walked him all the frikken way, 20 feet, to the door of the bus. Couldn't even let the little tyke see if there were any poisonous snakes on the perfectly coifed lawn on his own. Now picture Newty's vision of the Bing Crosby movie that is his school house: A huge empty building with plenty of hiding places; a group of pubescent kids who have never been allowed to walk 20 feet without parental supervision. This is not Newt's happy orphanage. This is a Penn State shower stall, with an old janitor on viagra. The horror. The horror...
 

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Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Skul on December 10, 2011, 09:57:26 AM
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morningglory (1000+ posts)     Sat Dec-10-11 10:42 AM
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Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
>snip<
Silly DUmpmonkey.  :stoner:
You can't have back, what wasn't yours to start with.
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Freeper on December 10, 2011, 10:39:45 AM
Hey morning glory hole, everything that you bitched about has been brought upon us by liberals.

Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: BEG on December 10, 2011, 10:44:56 AM
The country you seem to think was yours never existed DUmmie.
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Freeper on December 10, 2011, 10:48:26 AM
The country you seem to think was yours never existed DUmmie.

They seem to think that the USA was a socialist nation up until that evil Ronny guy stole the presidency from Carter.

Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: BEG on December 10, 2011, 10:50:39 AM
They seem to think that the USA was a socialist nation up until that evil Ronny guy stole the presidency from Carter.



I know, right...
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Duchess on December 10, 2011, 11:13:13 AM
Snakes aren't poisonous, they're venomous. Like DUmmies.




http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2458016

Just took a curious look when I saw the title since when a conservative says "I want my country back" it is obviously racist.
What I found was stupidity beyond words.

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Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: redkatz919 on December 10, 2011, 11:28:52 AM
 :banghead:   Read the list twice!! Still do not understand!!
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: USA4ME on December 10, 2011, 12:59:54 PM
The sign she has her country back will be when first grade kids can walk 20 feet without their parents.

Whatever.

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Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Duchess on December 10, 2011, 02:40:34 PM
If the DUmmies and their ilk didn't try to force society to accept and celebrate perverts, it would be safer for those kids to play in the neighborhoods like most of us did growing up. So why is this one whining about reaping what they've sown?




The sign she has her country back will be when first grade kids can walk 20 feet without their parents.

Whatever.

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Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 02:45:37 PM
If the DUmmies and their ilk didn't try to force society to accept and celebrate perverts, it would be safer for those kids to play in the neighborhoods like most of us did growing up. So why is this one whining about reaping what they've sown?
Because DUmmies and liberals do not understand 'consequences.' If they did, they would be conservatives.
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: sybilll on December 10, 2011, 03:40:12 PM
This is so rich, coming from the people that support banning frikkin toys in Happy Meals.  I could make a list a mile long of the liberties the liberals have stripped from this country. 
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Vagabond on December 10, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
The sign she has her country back will be when first grade kids can walk 20 feet without their parents.

Whatever.

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Well, if they would let us publicly hang child molestors as a warning to others....
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: miskie on December 10, 2011, 07:21:14 PM
Id like the country back too - as far as I can tell, its Obama & Co. holding it hostage.
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 10, 2011, 07:27:56 PM
Well, if they would let us publicly hang child molestors as a warning to others....

Only after publicly flogging the pervs first. Gotta have some public flogging in there somewhere. And then have Lorena Bobbit spend a little time with them with a very dull knife or maybe Bubba on viagra. Either one works for me.  If they survive that... then we can hang them... with a short rope.  No need for them to go quickly with a broken neck. Let them twitch a little. Oh... and no hood either.   
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 11, 2011, 06:07:25 AM
Only after publicly flogging the pervs first. Gotta have some public flogging in there somewhere. And then have Lorena Bobbit spend a little time with them with a very dull knife or maybe Bubba on viagra. Either one works for me.  If they survive that... then we can hang them... with a short rope.  No need for them to go quickly with a broken neck. Let them twitch a little. Oh... and no hood either.   

I'd add "drawing and quartering" to that penalty.  Just IMO . . .
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: diesel driver on December 11, 2011, 06:24:35 AM
I was just thinking how the penalty for pervs sounds a lot like the "Captain Stern" segment from "Heavy Metal".   :lmao:

"Hanging's too good for him! BURNING'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!  HE SHOULD BE TORN INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES AND BURIED ALIVE!"


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=d3N0Pw_U7-g[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: diesel driver on December 11, 2011, 06:27:17 AM
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morningglory (1000+ posts)     Sat Dec-10-11 10:42 AM
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...Fell out of trees.
Explains a lot.
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Walked 3 miles to school in freezing rain.
Uphill.

Both ways!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: NHSparky on December 11, 2011, 06:33:16 AM
Newsflash, DUmmies--pervs existed EVERYWHERE, even way back in the day.  Only thing is, it simply wasn't discussed in "polite society".  Out of sight, out of mind, as it were.

It's YOUR policies of letting them run rampant (NAMBLA, et al) and "out of the closet" that creates the false impression that this is somehow a new phenomenon.  Oh yeah, and not punishing them.  Back in the day, perv gets caught, he better hope the local cops caught up with him before the victim's family did.  "What's that ya say?  He just up and disappeared last night?  Never left any indication of where he went?  Well, that's a damn shame.  We'll be sure to keep an eye out for him but if you see him, let us know, okay?"
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: diesel driver on December 11, 2011, 09:23:22 AM
Newsflash, DUmmies--pervs existed EVERYWHERE, even way back in the day.  Only thing is, it simply wasn't discussed in "polite society".  Out of sight, out of mind, as it were.

It's YOUR policies of letting them run rampant (NAMBLA, et al) and "out of the closet" that creates the false impression that this is somehow a new phenomenon.  Oh yeah, and not punishing them.  Back in the day, perv gets caught, he better hope the local cops caught up with him before the victim's family did.  "What's that ya say?  He just up and disappeared last night?  Never left any indication of where he went?  Well, that's a damn shame.  We'll be sure to keep an eye out for him but if you see him, let us know, okay?"

Not to mention the ever increasing presence of "Mamma Government" in the form of warning labels, bicycle helmets, seat belt laws, air bags, handicapped access, CFL's, low (no) flush toilets and faucets, regulations, etc., etc., etc.

Our freedom is dying a death by a thousand cuts, performed by 535+ morons.
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 11, 2011, 11:45:27 AM
Not to mention the ever increasing presence of "Mamma Government" in the form of warning labels, bicycle helmets, seat belt laws, air bags, handicapped access, CFL's, low (no) flush toilets and faucets, regulations, etc., etc., etc.

Our freedom is dying a death by a thousand cuts, performed by 535 morons + 1 idiot + 3 bitches and 6 tied old men .
Title: Re: Hey, Newty! Hey baggers! I want my country back!
Post by: Airwolf on December 11, 2011, 03:40:23 PM
Like the rest have said here it's not your country, It's OUR country. However if you don't like it here then leave its pretty much an easy choice to make. The left has drug us into this cesspool we find our country in. It's not the conservatives that want the removal of the Death penatly or to let any perv loose on the streets or legalize drugs. It's the left and you should own up to this mess your whinning about morningglory. This country had things under some control back in the day when criminals were jailed rather then given contracts to rap or play in sports. You want things to be like you remember then stop voting Democrat.