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Title: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 09, 2011, 09:41:08 PM: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/jennifer-aniston-voted-hottest-woman-time-184651500.html

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Jennifer Aniston beat every single famous lady (past and present) out there in a recent MensHealth.com (http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/hottest-women-all-time#photo-top) poll, which anointed her the Hottest Woman of All Time.

Pfft, no way - lots of women on that list that should be above Jennifer Aniston. What say you?
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Chris_ on December 09, 2011, 10:04:32 PM: Men's Health needs their organs checked. :p
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: JakeStyle on December 09, 2011, 10:17:10 PM: Jennifer Aniston is pretty effin hot, but I don't know about "Hottest Woman of All Time". IMO my ex-wife is much hotter than Jennifer Aniston ever was, and she is not a celebrity.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Thor on December 09, 2011, 11:53:44 PM: I can think of hundreds of women "hotter" than Jennifer Anniston. Most of them aren't in Hollywood, though. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, though.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Eupher on December 10, 2011, 12:32:15 AM: Metacafe won't let me post a link, but Ellen Barkin is de HAWT, especially in "Sea of Love" (1989). Love that little crooked smile.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: dandi on December 10, 2011, 05:03:39 AM: I've never seen what the big deal is. She's average-cute, I guess. But hottest of all time? No way.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: catsmtrods on December 10, 2011, 05:27:17 AM: Madonna #4? Give me a break! No mention of

(http://image.musicimport.biz/sdimages/disk5/684320.jpg)

Who would get my vote.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: DixieBelle on December 10, 2011, 10:23:47 AM: Stupid choice! Hot? Sure. Of all time? Nope.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: BEG on December 10, 2011, 10:43:20 AM: She was pretty hot in Horrible Bosses.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: CG6468 on December 10, 2011, 10:47:18 AM: Seems like there's some hotness running around this place. Perhaps not the hottest of all time, but hot enough. :naughty:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 10, 2011, 12:06:07 PM: jane fonda in the top 10? I think not.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: mamacags on December 10, 2011, 12:24:41 PM: I can see a lot of those women being on there but some of them are just gross! Are porn stars hot? After you have seen them banging random guys 23893248 times don't they get a little stale?
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 02:36:22 PM: The hottest woman of all time?! I think not. That title is still held by Raquel Welch and the late Ms Monroe (RIP).

Jen is pretty like in the girl next door, but she is not "hot."

OK let me help you all with a simple 15 scale Mannn chart. "1" being the best.

1) Hottest woman of all time: Raquel Welch. Marylin Monroe.
2) Hawt
3) Hot
4) Babezilla:
5) 10
6) cute: Marie Osmond
7) Pretty
8) girl next door: Jennifer Aniston
9) nice
10) won't kick em outa bed
11) plain
12) Men agree she's a girl
13) Is that a guy?
14) Chewbaca: Michelle Obama
15) Girls from DU

As you can see, Jennifer Aniston rates an 8 on the Mannn scale. A decent score, but no ribbons.
This can only mean one thing: Men's Health is not read by MEN, but by a mix of metro-sexuals, liberals, and homos. That is the only way Jennifer Aniston could have reached the top.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Boudicca on December 10, 2011, 03:06:10 PM: Jennifer Anniston is wholesomely pretty in a good girl next door sort of way. Hottest woman in a roomful of Dem women, sure (although she's probably a flaky lib like most of Hollywood).
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 10, 2011, 03:11:21 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 02:36:22 PM
6) cute: Marie Osmond

We could debate ranking, but Marie definitely belongs on a list of hottest women!

H5 Mr Mannn!
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 10, 2011, 03:13:24 PM: Katherine Heigl beats Jennifer Aniston in my book.

(http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/celebrities/5361-katherine-heigl/1251228977_katherine_heigl_290x402.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 10, 2011, 05:36:31 PM: She's both very physically attractive but also projects a charming persona, however, hottest of all time? Nah. Damned hot, though.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: BEG on December 10, 2011, 08:19:38 PM: (http://www.eye-snap.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/New-Jennifer-Aniston-Hair-Brunette-Hairstyle-thumb.jpg)

(http://jenniferanistonphotos.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jennifer-anistons-horrible-bosses-12277-22.jpg)

(http://www.magazinsel.com/scripts/news/img/news/Jennifer-Aniston1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Gina on December 10, 2011, 08:43:43 PM: Team Jolie :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 09:48:47 PM: Quote from: BEG on December 10, 2011, 08:19:38 PM
(http://www.eye-snap.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/New-Jennifer-Aniston-Hair-Brunette-Hairstyle-thumb.jpg)

As we can plainly see, it's the eye make-up that makes all the difference.
Yeah, Jen is pretty. But not the Hottest of all time.

and BEG, your own avatar is hotter by far...
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: BEG on December 10, 2011, 10:17:24 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
As we can plainly see, it's the eye make-up that makes all the difference.
Yeah, Jen is pretty. But not the Hottest of all time.

and BEG, your own avatar is hotter by far...

I love you...Mr. Mann!
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: CG6468 on December 10, 2011, 10:47:20 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 10, 2011, 09:48:47 PM
and BEG, your own avatar is hotter by far...

I was gonna say......
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: DefiantSix on December 10, 2011, 10:50:17 PM: (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd284/Munchytime420/Damon-team-america.jpg)

Sorry, but I wouldn't touch Jennifer Aniston with Matt Damon's dick.

(She really doesn't appeal to me.)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: IassaFTots on December 11, 2011, 10:06:21 AM: Quote from: DefiantSix on December 10, 2011, 10:50:17 PM
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd284/Munchytime420/Damon-team-america.jpg)

Sorry, but I wouldn't touch Jennifer Aniston with Matt Damon's dick.

(She really doesn't appeal to me.)

Matt. Damon. :lmao:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Eupher on December 11, 2011, 10:39:27 AM: Matt Damon's got a dick? :???:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Wineslob on December 12, 2011, 10:20:59 AM: Aniston is cute. Hot =

(http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/sofia-vergara-march-shape-mag-04_90735.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Gina on December 12, 2011, 10:49:41 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on December 12, 2011, 10:20:59 AM
Aniston is cute. Hot =

(http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/sofia-vergara-march-shape-mag-04_90735.jpg)

CAN'T.STAND.HER.

She thinks she is this cute little chi chi....who was that latin woman with the red puffy hair back in the 70/80's that would shake her coochie all the time on all the network tv shows. She was on Loveboat alot :lmao:

(http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/h/a/haaujoimigf9ahug.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Splashdown on December 12, 2011, 12:38:21 PM: Hottest woman of all time? Impossible to rate.

Celebrity Hotter than Jennifer Aniston?

Hmm. In my book Jennifer Love Hewitt would be up there...

(http://www.angelic-scarlett.com/jennifer-love-hewitt.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Gina on December 12, 2011, 12:45:54 PM: Quote from: Splashdown on December 12, 2011, 12:38:21 PM
Hottest woman of all time? Impossible to rate.

Celebrity Hotter than Jennifer Aniston?

Hmm. In my book Jennifer Love Hewitt would be up there...

(http://www.angelic-scarlett.com/jennifer-love-hewitt.jpg)

Old squinty eye?

Lea Michelle from Glee is pretty hot in a Jewish gal way

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SNUnZvRqJr8/TUCJWq2TkYI/AAAAAAAADjg/ZACVfMEeoF4/s1600/lea-michelle-dianna-agron-glee-gq-shoot-cap-06.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Wineslob on December 12, 2011, 01:28:42 PM: Quote from: Gina on December 12, 2011, 10:49:41 AM
CAN'T.STAND.HER.

She thinks she is this cute little chi chi....who was that latin woman with the red puffy hair back in the 70/80's that would shake her coochie all the time on all the network tv shows. She was on Loveboat alot :lmao:

(http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/h/a/haaujoimigf9ahug.jpg)

I didn't say I wanted to listen to her.

:tongue:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: NHSparky on December 12, 2011, 02:00:54 PM: Jennifer Aniston? Meh--cute, doable, but by no means hottest ever. Don't think she'll stand the test of time.

No, boys and girls, you want HOT??? Try a few of these at roughly the same age:

Ann Margaret
Raquel Welch (1,000,000 BC. Fur bikini. Nuff said.)
Penelope Cruz
Kate Hudson
Michelle Pfeiffer
Reese Witherspoon
Milla Jovovich
Tina Fey
Heather Graham
Christina Applegate
Tea Leoni
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jamie Lee Curtis (end scene in Trading Places)
Sigourney Weaver
Mariska Hargitay

So yeah, Jennifer Aniston? Pfft.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Eupher on December 12, 2011, 02:07:59 PM: Yeah, that's Charo -- was a guest many times on the Johnny Carson version of the Tonight Show. Amazingly enough, she's one hell of a classical guitarist. Not surprising, since she evidently studied with Andre Segovia.

Coochi coochi, my ass.

Charo, you'd be teh hawt, but your Spanish accent (yeah, she's from Spain, not Me-hee-co) is so thick and you speak so fast I can't understand you.

But who needs to understand Charo anyway? We're talking teh hawt, right? There's only one language spoken that way, and it damned sure ain't verbal. :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: thundley4 on December 12, 2011, 02:31:54 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on December 12, 2011, 02:00:54 PM
Jennifer Aniston? Meh--cute, doable, but by no means hottest ever. Don't think she'll stand the test of time.

No, boys and girls, you want HOT??? Try a few of these at roughly the same age:

Ann Margaret
Raquel Welch (1,000,000 BC. Fur bikini. Nuff said.)
Penelope Cruz
Kate Hudson
Michelle Pfeiffer
Reese Witherspoon
Milla Jovovich
Tina Fey Sarah Palin?
Heather Graham
Christina Applegate
Tea Leoni
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jamie Lee Curtis (end scene in Trading Places)
Sigourney Weaver
Mariska Hargitay

So yeah, Jennifer Aniston? Pfft.

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 12, 2011, 08:29:37 PM: (http://i42.tinypic.com/10dy7br.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Karin on December 13, 2011, 03:48:18 PM: Sparky: Jamie Lee Curtis? Come on, she's a horseface. Ugly, and that Christmas movie she made a few years ago when she tried on swimsuits? She looked like someone's grandma. They don't call her The Body anymore.

Raquel Welch, definitely hot. For all time. That would be my vote for No. 1.

That's a great photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt up there; Do you remember on Ghost Whisperer she had a big weight gain and it ALL went to her ass? She still had a tiny waist, then a HUGE butt. Odd.

Who's the gigantic forehead posted by Cactus directly above?
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Chris_ on December 13, 2011, 03:56:04 PM: Quote from: Karin on December 13, 2011, 03:48:18 PM
Do you remember on Ghost Whisperer she had a big weight gain and it ALL went to her ass? She still had a tiny waist, then a HUGE butt. Odd.
No.

You do have pictures, right?

The forehead is Jeri Ryan, ex-wife of Senator Jack Ryan who David Axlerod muckracked out of town. Not the hottest woman of all time but you'd have a difficult job finding a Star Trek nerd that would turn down a chance to assimillate with Seven of Nine.
(http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww259/hay_a_cow/Star%20Trek%20-%20Voyager/seven-of-nine-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Karin on December 13, 2011, 04:04:15 PM: Oh! Seven of Nine! Of course. :thatsright:

Here's JLH:

(http://blog.honestdietreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/jenniferlovehewittbefore.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Mike220 on December 13, 2011, 04:07:22 PM: Quote from: chris_ on December 13, 2011, 03:56:04 PM
Not the hottest woman of all time but you'd have a difficult job finding a Star Trek nerd that would turn down a chance to assimillate with Seven of Nine.

I would let her do things that are illegal in some quadrants...
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 13, 2011, 04:19:44 PM: Here's another one I think could give Jennifer Aniston a run for her money.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2wfl0nd.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/14e7uwx.jpg)

Sorry for the huge pic, I don't have anything to resize it. :-(
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: DefiantSix on December 13, 2011, 05:49:36 PM: Quote from: CactusCarlos on December 13, 2011, 04:19:44 PM
Here's another one I think could give Jennifer Aniston a run for her money.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2wfl0nd.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/14e7uwx.jpg)

Sorry for the huge pic, I don't have anything to resize it. :-(

CC, the site coding itself will allow you to scale the image down, like so:

[img _width=400 ]

(The underscore is there merely to illustrate the space between the "img" code and the "width" modifier inside the brackets. Don't put it there when you actually insert a pic.)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 13, 2011, 06:24:06 PM: For me it would have to be Sophia Loren...she had class and aged well.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 13, 2011, 06:28:03 PM: (http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2962/go4jenniferwalcott005.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 13, 2011, 06:35:11 PM: Quote from: CactusCarlos on December 12, 2011, 08:29:37 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/10dy7br.jpg)
On a date: When a gal does this she really wants you to read her personality via the Bra Test:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67531.0.html
Learn that test guys! Chicks really dig it, and its a great ice breaker!
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 13, 2011, 06:38:04 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 13, 2011, 06:35:11 PM
On a date: When a gal does this she really wants you to read her personality via the Bra Test:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67531.0.html

She has two beautiful split personalities.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: seahorse513 on December 13, 2011, 08:25:04 PM: Jennifer is cute..Pippa(Pince William's sister-in-law is very pretty.
Catherine Zeta Jones, J. Lopez, Michelle Pfieffer, Catherine Heigle.
BUT...Who would you ladies consider the hottest man of all time?.....Sir Sean Connery and Gerard Butler
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Karin on December 14, 2011, 09:49:53 AM: JohnnyReb, my mother would have agreed with you about Sophia Loren. She was the be-all, end-all as far as she was concerned.

Seahorse, interesting question. Now, Gerard Butler is hot, isn't he? I went to Google images, they had a category for "Gerard Butler Fat." Even fat, he's not that fat. Looked like a pesky 7 pounds he could shed in a weekend.

I would have to have a list...Gary Grant would be on it.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Wineslob on December 14, 2011, 10:16:48 AM: (http://thatgirlstylellp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sophia-loren-1950s.jpg)

Yup, she could have made me write bad checks. :hyper:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Chris_ on December 14, 2011, 10:23:49 AM: (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/2712-sloren.jpg)

What Wineslob said.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: Wineslob on December 14, 2011, 10:25:54 AM: Nothing beats a classic beauty. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 14, 2011, 10:26:42 AM: Quote from: DefiantSix on December 13, 2011, 05:49:36 PM
CC, the site coding itself will allow you to scale the image down, like so:

[img _width=400 ]

(The underscore is there merely to illustrate the space between the "img" code and the "width" modifier inside the brackets. Don't put it there when you actually insert a pic.)

Thanks much DefiantSix! H5 for the help!