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Title: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 02, 2011, 06:52:56 PM: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-15985424

Rabbits have no respect for the dead. More proof that God hates sodomite bunnies. The Bible has multiple passages of God hating rabbits and paying for their sins.
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: BattleHymn on December 02, 2011, 07:07:19 PM: (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y2xNvHGoDK0/TYxBLC8yQrI/AAAAAAAAC2s/BJZK3jNOeqs/s1600/Easter-Cute-Bunny-Wallpaper.jpg)
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: ExGeeEye on December 02, 2011, 09:33:02 PM: Quis custodiet ipsos Mustelae?
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: mamacags on December 03, 2011, 09:32:48 AM: The only thing that will control Satan's minions (rabbits) is a wood chipper set on full throttle!!!!!!!! :bird:
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 03, 2011, 02:54:47 PM: Quote from: mamacags on December 03, 2011, 09:32:48 AM
The only thing that will control Satan's minions (rabbits) is a wood chipper set on full throttle!!!!!!!! :bird:

All filthy sodomite bunnies must face God's angry wrath!
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: rich_t on December 03, 2011, 03:54:32 PM: Bunnies are very cute.

They taste good too.
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 03, 2011, 08:18:24 PM: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery

Cause you know, Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job...
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: Chris_ on December 03, 2011, 08:18:59 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 03, 2011, 08:18:24 PM
Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery

Cause you know, Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job...
Hi-5.
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: thundley4 on December 03, 2011, 08:21:03 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 03, 2011, 08:18:24 PM
Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery

Cause you know, Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn: :hi5:
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: FreeBorn on December 03, 2011, 10:25:07 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 03, 2011, 08:18:24 PM
Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery

Cause you know, Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job...
:cheersmate:
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: FreeBorn on December 03, 2011, 10:27:23 PM: Bunnies are cute.

Bunnies are quick.

Bunnies like to run.

See the cute bunnies run and bring a cold beer.

I likes me some bunnies.

(http://www.vanityfair.com/content/vanityfair/culture/features/2011/05/vintage-playboy-bunnies-slide-show-201105/jcr:content/par/cn_contentwell/par-main/cn_slideshow/item8.rendition.slideshowHorizontal.playboy-bunny-ss-09.jpg)
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: Chris_ on December 03, 2011, 10:30:00 PM: Even a ptarmigan would appreciate those bunnies.
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: FreeBorn on December 03, 2011, 10:47:46 PM: Yup. They are mighty cute at that age, aren't they?

(http://www.fabulousmag.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00219/005_219280z.jpg)
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: vesta111 on December 04, 2011, 03:54:31 AM: Ferrets are natural thieves, who is going to controll the Ferrets at that cemetery??

Wow are they asking for trouble, what can go wrong, OH about 4 dozen things I can think of off the top of my head.
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: DefiantSix on December 05, 2011, 02:06:09 PM: Quote from: vesta111 on December 04, 2011, 03:54:31 AM
Ferrets are natural thieves, who is going to controll the Ferrets at that cemetery??

Wow are they asking for trouble, what can go wrong, OH about 4 dozen things I can think of off the top of my head.

Geez! Leave it to the idiot politicians (but I repeat myself) to think that their fellow weasels would be capable of doing anything productive! Stupid ****ers could screw up a rock fight.

Just hire this guy:

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/-AqWfP4YEXbI/Tr0-kqXJAkI/AAAAAAAAAuY/1TSpw4VuOJI/eagle-tombstone_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg)

Problem solved.
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: Gina on December 05, 2011, 02:45:21 PM: Why can't you hear bunny rabbits having sex?
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: thundley4 on December 05, 2011, 02:58:26 PM: Quote from: Gina on December 05, 2011, 02:45:21 PM
Why can't you hear bunny rabbits having sex?

Cotton balls?
Title: Re: Ferrets to control rabbits at Bridlington cemetery
Post by: Gina on December 05, 2011, 03:20:01 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on December 05, 2011, 02:58:26 PM
Cotton balls?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: