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Title: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: BattleHymn on December 01, 2011, 05:42:55 PM
(strong language warning)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVOPGfJG75Y[/youtube]

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: ExGeeEye on December 01, 2011, 06:22:07 PM
 :popcorn:
Have the DUmmies started in on this one yet?
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Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: BattleHymn on December 01, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
I checked before posting here, but I didn't see anything over there on it yet.   :-)

Then again, that board format is so convoluted, I may have missed it. 
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 01, 2011, 07:47:55 PM
My husband had that playing last night.  I was dying laughing.  It's so true.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: IassaFTots on December 01, 2011, 10:08:15 PM
Ass-douchery!  I LOVE it!  :cheersmate:

Leave my shit alone!
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Rainbow Rising on December 02, 2011, 12:14:41 AM
I would love to blast this on a loudspeaker outside every Occudope encampment.  Great stuff.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: catsmtrods on December 02, 2011, 04:15:31 AM
He hits it spot on IMO.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Rebel on December 02, 2011, 08:39:57 AM
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: NHSparky on December 02, 2011, 10:57:40 AM
Damn I miss him and Jimmy on KROQ.  Way better and more entertaining than Kevin and Bean.

Now all we need him to do is bring back the Man Show.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 02, 2011, 11:17:47 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2415996


enjoy
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Karin on December 02, 2011, 03:22:11 PM
And all the DUmmies could say was "he's a washed up asshole, nobody cares about him, who is that?  He's a sexist pig.  Nobody's listening to him." 

Meanwhile the entire country is listening to every word. 
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Rebel on December 02, 2011, 05:20:17 PM
I could literally listen to this every single day. This is what you call an epic rant.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: IassaFTots on December 02, 2011, 08:53:58 PM
I could literally listen to this every single day. This is what you call an epic rant.

I used the term ass-douche at least 5 or 6 times today.  In my car.   :-)  The rant was indeed epic, but the new slang hit it out of the park for me.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Eupher on December 02, 2011, 09:19:10 PM
Damn I miss him and Jimmy on KROQ.  Way better and more entertaining than Kevin and Bean.

Now all we need him to do is bring back the Man Show.

Unfortunately, Bill "The Fox" Foster croaked due to prostate cancer. But yeah, bring back the Juggies. Anytime.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Eupher on December 02, 2011, 09:33:18 PM
I could literally listen to this every single day. This is what you call an epic rant.

Finally listened to the whole thing. Yep - epic rant. Thoroughly on target, thoroughly accurate, and unfortunately, it ain't gonna change.

Adam, brought up in the Seventies as he said, witnessed more of that "ass-douchery" than perhaps most of us, largely because of the California angle where the "ass-douchery" is in full force.

"Ass-douchery" is pretty much the way things are in the corporate world these days. If you're a manager or a supervisor, when you start holding people accountable for piss-poor performance, you'd better have your ducks in a row and you'd better be lawyered up (so to speak). Because it isn't the shitbags that are being examined, it's YOU.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 02, 2011, 10:51:28 PM
I used the term ass-douche at least 5 or 6 times today.  In my car.   :-)  The rant was indeed epic, but the new slang hit it out of the park for me.

If you want even more new slang, come to my house when I am playing Grand Theft Auto.  My husband laughs his ass off at the outrageous things I come up with.  I try to say dick head, but end up with things like dick face/douche face/face dick etc.  I just get so caught up in the game.  Everything I say comes out opposite.  Ass douche is pretty good.  I'll have to remember it for some ass douche who cuts me off in traffic, especially if they have an Obama 2012 sticker.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: BattleHymn on December 03, 2011, 12:11:27 PM
If you want even more new slang, come to my house when I am playing Grand Theft Auto.  My husband laughs his ass off at the outrageous things I come up with.  I try to say dick head, but end up with things like dick face/douche face/face dick etc.  I just get so caught up in the game.  Everything I say comes out opposite.  Ass douche is pretty good.  I'll have to remember it for some ass douche who cuts me off in traffic, especially if they have an Obama 2012 sticker.

I imagine you sound like Ralphie starting at 1:32.  Either that, or Ralphie's dad working on the furnace.  :-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvijyBIgazE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Rebel on December 03, 2011, 12:42:03 PM
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/hear-the-edited-version-of-adam-carollas-epic-rant/

Censored version if you prefer.
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: Rebel on December 03, 2011, 02:15:09 PM
In light of Adam Carolla's vulgar, yet VERY accurate rant the other day going viral, I figured I'd bring this back to light:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAOrT0OcHh0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Adam Carolla on the Occupoopers
Post by: BattleHymn on December 03, 2011, 02:22:08 PM
In light of Adam Carolla's vulgar, yet VERY accurate rant the other day going viral, I figured I'd bring this back to light:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAOrT0OcHh0[/youtube]

I like Bill Whittle, and the rest of the PJTV crew.  :cheersmate:

Andrew Klavan is still my favorite there, though.  :-)