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Title: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 03, 2008, 08:41:23 PM
...when some fag decides to faggotize the situation with his faggotry:

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Winner? I have my doubts. From what I understand of the film, a military industrialist has his WMD stolen by terrorists so he builds another, better one to go after the terrorists and destroy them. Unless the terrorists are the good guys and will eventually win in the end by crushing the military machine, I do not see this as a winning formula.

Comment by Richard — May 2, 2008 @ 12:47 am

Why?
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 08:55:05 PM
That's because he is a bloody poofter!  :-)

It's terrible, I am such a pop culture retard, I don't even know what Iron Man is about.

Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 08:59:06 PM
The movie looks awesome.  Think I'll wait for the crowds to die down for a couple months.  I got stuck next to some drunk hood rat when I went to see Transformers.
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 03, 2008, 09:07:07 PM
It's terrible, I am such a pop culture retard, I don't even know what Iron Man is about.
I was never much of an IM fan but he's a military industrialist that builds a suit of super armor. In the movie he's captured by jihadis. In the comic it was North Koreans. In the comic he had a serious alcoholism problem. Marvel comics always gave their heroes humans weaknesses and flaws.
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 03, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
Dude needs a crowbar upside his cranium. What a useless tosser.
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 09:20:44 PM
I can't read Jalopnik or any of the car sites without having some brain-damaged liberal drool on his keyboard telling everyone how bad Bush/Cheney/Iraq/Republicans are.  Damn, keep it to yourself you f'n retards and quit hijacking the innernetz with your mental illness.
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: Randy on May 04, 2008, 12:52:16 AM
I just got home from seeing Ironman. It Rocks.

RDJ is the industrialist who does get captured by the Jihadis. He's wounded when captured and a fellow prisoner saves his life with an electromagnet implant to keep the shrapnel from his heart. RDJ builds a small power source that unhooks his magnet from the car battery he has to tote around and makes him portable.

He's supposed to be building his latest and greatest missile system for the towel heads. Instead he works on a suit powered by his implant to break out. He does, goes home a new man and wants to change the world, and gets into some shit.

It's a very cool movie. Rumors are Marvel is leading up to an Avengers movie series introducing 1 character at a time. Hulk was 1 and IM is 2.

Watch the credits all the way to the end. Samuel L. Jackson makes an appearance.  :innocent:
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: RightCoast on May 04, 2008, 10:21:11 AM
It's terrible, I am such a pop culture retard, I don't even know what Iron Man is about.
I was never much of an IM fan but he's a military industrialist that builds a suit of super armor. In the movie he's captured by jihadis. In the comic it was North Koreans. In the comic he had a serious alcoholism problem. Marvel comics always gave their heroes humans weaknesses and flaws.

So the full irony of using Robert Downey Jr is unveiled.  Sweet.   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 12:13:53 PM
That's because he is a bloody poofter!  :-)

It's terrible, I am such a pop culture retard, I don't even know what Iron Man is about.



Some dude that can do it all night and all day and doesn't roll over and go to sleep.

You'd like it.
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 01:47:15 PM
*cough cough sputter*  :innocent:
Title: Re: So I'm Checking Out Reviews of the New Movie Iron Man
Post by: Crazy Horse on May 04, 2008, 06:33:28 PM
*cough cough sputter*  :innocent:

Now spank the Iron horse................ :beathorse: