rug (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 06:56 PM
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1. I was smoking a cigarette outside a hotel in DC and a homeless man asked for a cigarette.
After he took a drag he thanked me, looked me over and said they were giving out free clothes on K Street.
I said thanks.
On the Road (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 07:27 PM
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7. I Had a Two-Hour Layover at the Amsterdam Train Station
Being new to the city, I wandered around the surrounding coffee shop areas, completely sober but with a sinus infection and serious jet lag. An English guy came up to me and asked for a light. He then looked at me with great concern, put his hand on my shoulder, and tenderly said "Watch yourself, man."
Thousands of stoners and drunks milling around, and *I'm* the one who looked the worst. Go figure.
struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 08:57 PM
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15. I was staying at a hotel in San Francisco and went out one night for a walk. When I came back,
the doorman blocked the door and asked, Do you want to use the bathroom?
Brickbat (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 06:57 PM
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2. I was behind a guy at the grocery store once and when the checker was done ringing up his items she
accidentally started on mine. We set her straight and then I said, totally joking, "What, you don't want to pay for my groceries too?" The guy turned and looked at me and said, "Nope, sorry -- you're not cute enough."
REP (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 07:26 PM...because you don't show up in any Thanksgiving shots?
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6. At my father's funeral, to me, his daughter - "Why are you sitting with his family?"
Evergreen Emerald (1000+ posts) Mon Nov-21-11 10:42 AM
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27. I was 8 months pregnant in a department store when a woman
said very loudly as we stood in the elevator: "you are so huge, you are so huge are you having twins?"
struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 08:54 PM
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13. I was walking down the street, minding my own business, around 1975, and a woman,
about my age, who I'd never seen before, walked into my path, stopped in front on me, and screamed with rage in my face, I'd never have sex with you!
Xithras (1000+ posts) Mon Nov-21-11 06:43 PM
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29. Sitting with my wife in a bar about 10 years ago, when she got up to use the ladies room...
...the guy sitting next to me asked, "Hey, before you leave, can I get her number?"
Thinking that he was wanting to flirt with her, I grinned and said, "Sorry man, she's married."
He looked at me and said, "Oh, sorry, I wasn't looking for a date. I thought she was a hooker. No offense."
pink-o (1000+ posts) Mon Nov-21-11 08:55 PMWe can draw our own conclusions.
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33. I was coming back from running Lake Merced last year..
Still in athletic clothes, I stopped at the gas station and was filling up when I hear this guy behind me start catcalling and whistling at me. I turned to face him with an amused, jaded look on my face, and the guy almost swallowed his tongue. His eyes grew huge, and he covered his mouth, then said: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Ma'am! I didn't realize!"
(I'm almost 57, and I found it hilarious, actually.)
Hassin Bin Sober (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-22-11 11:33 PM
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43. I was in a cute little breakfast place in "the gayborhood" with a new 'friend' of mine...
You know, one of those friends you met the night before...
Anyway...
I made a remark to our cute sassy little waiter that he "looked familiar". The waiter held up his hands around his mouth (like you might do to yell) and said "picture me with plywood around my mouth."
My new 'friend' and I almost fell out of our chairs with laughter.
Xithras (1000+ posts) Mon Nov-21-11 06:43 PM
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29. Sitting with my wife in a bar about 10 years ago, when she got up to use the ladies room...
...the guy sitting next to me asked, "Hey, before you leave, can I get her number?"
Thinking that he was wanting to flirt with her, I grinned and said, "Sorry man, she's married."
He looked at me and said, "Oh, sorry, I wasn't looking for a date. I thought she was a hooker. No offense."
Great finds! HI5
I got a hunski that says there are millions of those stories for the denizens of the DUmp.
This bugs me, what the Hell is a "Perfect" stranger???A bar tab.
Odd term to use the "Perfect" part, I can see saying an unknown stranger, or complete unknown stranger.
Where does the 'Perfect' come in here?????
Anyone have any idea what the difference in a 'Perfect stranger' and an imperfect stranger is ???
Not something I would be pubically telling dude :mental: