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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: CG6468 on November 22, 2011, 12:54:51 PM
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How much weight is a st (stone)?
My six-times-a-day sex with 52st woman
Ex-hubby tells of joy after being reunited with world's fattest female
By ASHLEY VAN SIPMA
Published: Today
WEIGHING a gut-busting 52st, Pauline Potter had given up hope that she would ever find love.
After getting divorced three years ago, she gorged away and gained a whopping 20st.
Pauline, 47, became so fat that she was unable to move. Her son Dillon, 19 — who is four stone overweight himself at 18st — became her carer, doing everything from cooking meals to bathing his mum.
But when she won the Guinness World Record as the heaviest woman on the planet earlier this year, ex-husband Alex could not resist her and they have rekindled their romance.
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She gets through a mountain of food, consuming around 10,000 calories every day. The recommended daily amount for the average woman is 2,000 calories.
His secret? Roll her in flour and look for the damp spot.... :lmao: (was that too much over the line here?)
Wowie Kazowie! (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3950482/My-six-times-a-day-sex-with-52st-woman.html)
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How much weight is a st (stone)?
Fourteen Pounds.
Gack.
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52st X 14lbs=728 pounds...believe I'd rather have a soft mattress with a hole in it.
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52st X 14lbs=728 pounds...believe I'd rather have a soft mattress with a hole in it.
You wouldn't have to feed the mattress as much.
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God. He could use just about any fold there to stick his stick into and get off. I bet her belly button is heaven.
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God. He could use just about any fold there to stick his stick into and get off. I bet her belly button is heaven.
:rofl:
He could use a new one every time and not run out for a year.
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52st X 14lbs=728 pounds...believe I'd rather have a soft mattress with a hole in it.
I'm sure diving into that is like being enveloped by a vat of jello. :p
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God. He could use just about any fold there to stick his stick into and get off. I bet her belly button is heaven.
It doesn't say that he's a member of the stomach club. Isn't that how one gets a belly button?
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(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDuuGH6F8ZbvxKk4q2HKFvqH8NWw0347ubtznTpghBEXFUKynl)
Sorry can't talk now, I'm in the tub! :lmao:
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"Even though one of Pauline's legs weighs more than I do, we're able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.
"It's really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact."
Sorry, this is what came to mind! :-)
:leghump:
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52st X 14lbs=728 pounds...believe I'd rather have a soft mattress with a hole in it.
That made me LMAO. H5
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"Even though one of Pauline's legs weighs more than I do, we're able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.
"It's really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact."
Sorry, this is what came to mind! :-)
:leghump:
I was thinking he was really endowed if they were both getting pleasure since it would take a long guy to reach the sweet spot
(http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/8/python-in-pants.jpg)
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I was thinking he was really endowed if they were both getting pleasure since it would take a long guy to reach the sweet spot
(http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/8/python-in-pants.jpg)
He had better be careful and not let it get to close to her "sweet tooth" though.
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Tsk-tsk. I'm so ashamed of all of you for making such remarks.
Please - STOP IT SOME MORE!!!!! :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:
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I always ask the question, where does she get the money to buy enough food to be that fat?
She has to eat 7000+ calories a day to be that obese.
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I always ask the question, where does she get the money to buy enough food to be that fat?
She has to eat 7000+ calories a day to be that obese.
Actually, the article says she eats in excess of 10K calories per day.
I think I saw this woman in a Dr. Phil commercial on the tube last night. It was horrific. This woman needs a crane to get around.
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Actually, the article says she eats in excess of 10K calories per day.
I think I saw this woman in a Dr. Phil commercial on the tube last night. It was horrific. This woman needs a crane to get around.
See? she would have to have an enabler. I watch those shows about morbidly obese people that just lay there on their beds because they can't move. How do they get food? Someone has to bring it to them. If I was going to help someone like that you better believe they would be getting some lettuce
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I am fat as hell but I don't think I weigh as much as her FUPA. :o
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I am fat as hell but I don't think I weigh as much as her FUPA. :o
What praytell is a FUPA?
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What praytell is a FUPA?
Urban Dictionary: FUPA
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA
Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper ***** Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans A...
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See? she would have to have an enabler. I watch those shows about morbidly obese people that just lay there on their beds because they can't move. How do they get food? Someone has to bring it to them. If I was going to help someone like that you better believe they would be getting some lettuce
I always speculate the enablers are beneficiairies of the lard ass.
Yep, I am overweight, or obese, although considering I just came in from a six-mile walk and can still fill out a pair of jeans, ahem, anyway, nevermind that shit. But, anyway, enablers probably have something in it for them, unless they're like me catering to the puppies when they whine. BUT, at least my pups are cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.