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Title: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: franksolich on May 03, 2008, 07:51:19 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3237898#3238571

Oh my.

You know, the lying titty primitive is his own worst enemy, and a more dangerous enemy to himself, than anyone else could possibly be.

Anyway, the bonfire is about some guy who likes John McCain, and the primitives don't like him.

But that's not the relevant part.

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri May-02-08 10:09 PM
Response to Original message

1. Here's your God, Haggis...
   
WHOSE GOD?
When the boatmen stole the Africans
Did your God ride or row?
When they roped them and they shackled them
Was He with them in the hold?
Was the ocean moon so beautiful
That it brought Him to his knees?
What did your God see?

When she prayed out loud in Cherokee
Was that your God by the fire?
When she swayed up there in the sweetgum tree
Was he hanging up there beside her?
Did He bless the silver rivers?
Did He fix himself a drink?
What did your God see?

If I sing Hallelujah, will He hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the Glory Train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

Did your God ride the bullet
To the old Lorraine Motel?
Is it the blood of the lamb, or is it another man down?
Did He catch him as he fell?
Did He calm the waters?
Did His heart just freeze?
What did your God see?

Did your God ride the backroads
On a Texas summer night?
Did He stand there in the pine grove
As they drug him out of sight?
Did He stand for the last communion?
Did he kneel to wash his feet?
What did your God see?

If I sing Hallelujah, will He hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the Glory Train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

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darue  (236 posts) Fri May-02-08 10:29 PM
Response to Reply #1

11. great song...
   
is that Hugh Blumenfeld?

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri May-02-08 10:31 PM
Response to Reply #11

12. No...
   
it's one of mine.

But thanks, anyway.

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Raejeanowl  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat May-03-08 02:06 AM
Response to Reply #1

13. Is Your Real Name EricTaylor?
   
Otherwise, there's a factual problem with you claiming you wrote that song, the name of which is "Your God."

http://www.mysongwriters.com/BlueRuby/Scuffletown_lyric...i

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TomInTib  Sat May-03-08 04:08 AM
Response to Reply #13
17. Yep
   
more in your Inbox

when I'm in better shape...

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struggle4progress  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat May-03-08 03:21 AM
Response to Reply #1

16. Thars sum purdy wordsmithin
   
I really like the weak rhymes

Authentic outrage, palpable tension, and human confusion

Nice work if you can get it
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Lord Undies on May 03, 2008, 08:02:27 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Eric-Taylor/e/B000AQ09E6/ref=ntt_mus_dp_pel/103-3921748-3734235

A small bio and photo of TiT as Eric Taylor.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 03, 2008, 08:30:45 AM
Eric Taylor is the 2nd most decorated sailor in naval history?

Who knew?

But this guy doesn't look anything like TiT.

Oh wait! I know...they had an actor pose as Eric Taylor so TiT real ID could stay secret because convicted felons in the Witless Witness Protection Program ahve to stay sooper secret...

...or was that the part made up by the crazy ex-girlfriend (you know the only one that had the misfortune of not beong a super-model/actress) posting lies under his usernam for all that time to embarrass him.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
The Marin County Arts Festival will be thrilled to hear Eric Taylor's been a member of their group all these years.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Texacon on May 03, 2008, 09:03:23 AM
Does this dude just get drunk and make shit up?!  When it is posting on an internet message board does it not know how easy it is to go to yahoo.com or google.com and become a geeneeus?

man what a   :loser:

KC
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: delilahmused on May 03, 2008, 11:45:45 AM
Considering all the people he knows...he must know every musician that ever lived (at least those that began their career after he got back from Vietnam and his service with the Marines of Seal Team 3...or was that the Army, I can never keep it straight)...maybe he really ghost wrote all these songs everyone claims were written by others. I mean we all know how frickin' humble the man is...the inspiration of the song and it's contribution to society is much more important than recognition...fame...fortune. That's why he lives simply, posts at DU, has a part-time job selling Hallmark cards to little old ladies, and spends half his life drunk. The drugs are just for inspiration.

Cindie
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Lord Undies on May 03, 2008, 11:54:56 AM
Considering all the people he knows...he must know every musician that ever lived (at least those that began their career after he got back from Vietnam and his service with the Marines of Seal Team 3...or was that the Army, I can never keep it straight)...maybe he really ghost wrote all these songs everyone claims were written by others. I mean we all know how frickin' humble the man is...the inspiration of the song and it's contribution to society is much more important than recognition...fame...fortune. That's why he lives simply, posts at DU, has a part-time job selling Hallmark cards to little old ladies, and spends half his life drunk. The drugs are just for inspiration.

Cindie

If we shadows have offended,

Think but this, and all is mended:

That you have but slumbered here

As these visions did appear,

And this weak and idle theme

No more yielding but a dream.

Gentles, do not reprehend:

If you pardon we will mend.

And as I’m an honest Puck,

If we have unearned luck.

Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue,

We will make amends ere long.

Else the Puck a liar call.

So goodnight unto you all.

Give me your hands, if we be friends,

And Robin shall restore amends.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 03, 2008, 12:22:05 PM
Does this dude just get drunk and make shit up?!  When it is posting on an internet message board does it not know how easy it is to go to yahoo.com or google.com and become a geeneeus?

man what a   :loser:

KC

This is taking it to a new level. He's not only claiming that he wrote the song, he's saying that he IS the songwriter.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 03, 2008, 12:45:12 PM
anyone got a mole they're willing to burn to ask him some questions on that thread?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 12:46:36 PM
anyone got a mole they're willing to burn to ask him some questions on that thread?

I've worked too hard to keep my mole intact for 4 years.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Airwolf on May 03, 2008, 01:30:47 PM
Does this dude just get drunk and make shit up?!  When it is posting on an internet message board does it not know how easy it is to go to yahoo.com or google.com and become a geeneeus?

man what a   :loser:

KC

He doesn't care,no on eat the DUmp with any power is holding him responsible so why should he? I there was ant justice he would be in some real pain courtesy of the real life Navy SEALS.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Texacon on May 03, 2008, 01:45:47 PM
If he wasn't so old it would almost be worth the motorcycle trip to CA to whup his ass.  It never pays to whup old men though.

KC

PS or drunks.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 03, 2008, 04:10:52 PM
anyone got a mole they're willing to burn to ask him some questions on that thread?

I wouldn't burn mine, either, but the least we could do is use our moles to "recommend" and kick the page to the top so other DUmmies see it.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 03, 2008, 04:14:42 PM
Done. Freedumb and others, it only needs one more "recommend" to go up on the "greatest" page.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 04:43:13 PM
Has anyone emailed Mr. Taylor and let him know he's actually a fabricator named TiT?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: USA4ME on May 03, 2008, 05:07:41 PM
So Rock-n-Roll heaven took Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and others, and left us with TiT.

Bummer.

.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: franksolich on May 03, 2008, 05:09:08 PM
So Rock-n-Roll heaven took Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and others, and left us with TiT.

Bummer.

.

"Bummer" is right.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 04, 2008, 01:39:24 PM
I, for one, hope the DUmmies never catch on. The more and more they enable him, and believe his every word, the more and more blatant his lies become.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: MrsSmith on May 04, 2008, 02:45:37 PM
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BlueRubyMusic (1 posts)     Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
Response to Reply #1
20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
 Hi Tom,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.

You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.

Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.
Sincerely,
Susan
 
:rotf:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Miss Mia on May 04, 2008, 02:52:56 PM
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BlueRubyMusic (1 posts)     Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
Response to Reply #1
20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
 Hi Tom,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.

You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.

Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.
Sincerely,
Susan
 
:rotf:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 02:53:32 PM
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BlueRubyMusic (1 posts)     Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
Response to Reply #1
20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
 Hi Tom,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.

You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.

Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.
Sincerely,
Susan
 
:rotf:

I am waiting for this SOB to go down -- can someone email her his R/L information?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Miss Mia on May 04, 2008, 02:54:20 PM
He started a new thread with his "Whose God"

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri May-02-08 08:40 PM
Original message
WHOSE GOD?
   
WHOSE GOD?
When the boatmen stole the Africans
Did your God ride or row?
When they roped them and they shackled them
Was He with them in the hold?
Was the ocean moon so beautiful
That it brought Him to his knees?
What did your God see?

When she prayed out loud in Cherokee
Was that your God by the fire?
When she swayed up there in the sweetgum tree
Was he hanging up there beside her?
Did He bless the silver rivers?
Did He fix himself a drink?
What did your God see?

If I sing Hallelujah, will He hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the Glory Train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

Did your God ride the bullet
To the old Lorraine Motel?
Is it the blood of the lamb, or is it another man down?
Did He catch him as he fell?
Did He calm the waters?
Did His heart just freeze?
What did your God see?

Did your God ride the backroads
On a Texas summer night?
Did He stand there in the pine grove
As they drug him out of sight?
Did He stand for the last communion?
Did he kneel to wash his feet?
What did your God see?

If I sing Hallelujah, will He hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the Glory Train is movin' on to Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3237766 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3237766)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 03:20:23 PM
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BlueRubyMusic  (1 posts) Sun May-04-08 01:39 PM
Response to Reply #1
20. This is an Eric Taylor song, Tom
   
Hi Tom,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

The song you're calling "Whose God" and claiming to have written is, in actual fact, a song written by my artist Eric Taylor. The real title is "Your God" and is on his Scuffletown CD, released in 2001. We own the copyright and all publishing rights to "Your God" and Scuffletown.

You must own the Scuffletown CD, since we have the lyrics printed in the CD booklet. For those of you on this forum who'd like to hear a 1-minute MP3 of the song, please go to our Blue Ruby Music web site - www.bluerubymusic.com - and go to the "Listen" page. "Your God" is track #8 on the Scuffletown CD.

Tom, I realize that "Your God" is a great song. For legal, ethical, moral, business and personal reasons, I urge you to cease from plagiarizing and attempting to take credit for Eric Taylor's copywritten and legally protected work.

Sincerely,
Susan

Anyone seen this? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3237898&mesg_id=3242879 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3237898&mesg_id=3242879)

Oops. Looks like MrsSmith beat me on this by almost an hour. I need to learn to read all the previous posts before hitting the reply button. Sorry MrsSmith.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 04, 2008, 03:25:14 PM
Mwahahaha! TiT gets slapped down right in his campfire.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 03:25:56 PM
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-03-08 01:58 AM
Response to Reply #12
13. Hell....
 I thought I was probably on your "Ignore" list...

since I appear to be on a ton of them...

But, anyway....

That Right Reverend Wright (my last name, too) got me to thinking...

Tom

But we already knew that.    :loser:
 
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 03:26:39 PM
Tom seems to have dissappeared...

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tammywammy  (1000+ posts)      Sun May-04-08 03:55 PM
Response to Original message
23. You must have missed this post in the other thread where you posted this
 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3237898&mesg_id=3242879

 Gilligan  (1000+ posts)      Sun May-04-08 03:58 PM
Response to Reply #23
26. Now that is ultra creepy...
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Miss Mia on May 04, 2008, 03:28:19 PM
Tom seems to have dissappeared...

Of course he did, he's a douche. 

And he's around, just blind to his thread

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun May-04-08 03:24 PM
Response to Reply #2
6. It never cease's to amaze me. nt

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3243398&mesg_id=3243447 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3243398&mesg_id=3243447)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 04, 2008, 03:31:09 PM
He always does when he's caught in a lie and instead of apologizing or admitting, he lies low and waits for the one chance to pounce again with another lie. It can be equated to DUmmie logic. When they're proved to be wrong, instead of admitting it, they lie low, keep their mouths shut, and wait for the NEXT illogical subject to jump on. How many times have the DUmmies been proven wrong and said nothing once it was proven?

TominTib is just living up to their low expectations.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Miss Mia on May 04, 2008, 03:32:06 PM
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A HERETIC I AM  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal
Sun May-04-08 03:27 PM
Response to Original message
27. So Tom...are you Eric Taylor?
   
Or a plagiarist?

You have to be the Author because I find it difficult to believe anyone would post lyrics to a recorded and published song, claiming to be the author, when the truth is so readily available.

Cool! We have a recorded musician in our midst!



Or, we have a plagiarist.


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: ScubaGuy on May 04, 2008, 03:38:52 PM
He always does when he's caught in a lie and instead of apologizing or admitting, he lies low and waits for the one chance to pounce again with another lie. It can be equated to DUmmie logic. When they're proved to be wrong, instead of admitting it, they lie low, keep their mouths shut, and wait for the NEXT illogical subject to jump on. How many times have the DUmmies been proven wrong and said nothing once it was proven?

TominTib is just living up to their low expectations.

I'm sure his girlfriend just got his login info again and posted another lie to make him look bad. ::)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 03:39:02 PM
Tom is also the Horse Whisperer...

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-03-08 07:29 PM
Response to Reply #28
55. Have you ever been around running stock?
 The only thing they would prefer over running is to be in front of the pack.

Those horses will actually become depressed if they see other horses running and are unable to do so themselves.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5801231#5802019
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 04, 2008, 03:39:08 PM
This really says it all:

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Raejeanowl  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
13. Is Your Real Name EricTaylor?
   
Otherwise, there's a factual problem with you claiming you wrote that song, the name of which is "Your God."

http://www.mysongwriters.com/BlueRuby/Scuffletown_lyric...

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat May-03-08 04:08 AM
Response to Reply #13
17. Yep
   
more in your Inbox

when I'm in better shape...


Oh, but......


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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-03-08 01:58 AM
Response to Reply #12
13. Hell....
 I thought I was probably on your "Ignore" list...

since I appear to be on a ton of them...

But, anyway....

That Right Reverend Wright (my last name, too) got me to thinking...

Tom

:confused:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 04, 2008, 03:40:42 PM
TiT probably just doesn't formally recognize U.S. copyright laws that were instituted during the  * Administration...
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 04, 2008, 03:43:10 PM
Maybe Eric Taylor was one of Tom's super secret aliases when he was an operative for CTU. Probably trained Jack Bauer.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 04, 2008, 03:45:06 PM

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-03-08 01:58 AM
Response to Reply #12
13. Hell....
 I thought I was probably on your "Ignore" list...

since I appear to be on a ton of them...

But, anyway....

That Right Reverend Wright (my last name, too) got me to thinking...

Tom

:confused:

Hey, wait a minute...PitViper (a.k.a. BuzzClik/TrouserSnake) vehementantly denied that TiT's actual last name was "Wright". What gives???
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 04, 2008, 03:50:00 PM
Hey, wait a minute...PitViper (a.k.a. BuzzClik/TrouserSnake) vehementantly denied that TiT's actual last name was "Wright". What gives???

I'm thinking we could use some of Daveman's Photoshop skills. Superimpose Tom's pic over Jason Bourne and title it, "The TominTib Identity". I don't know what it is with this fool. MPS maybe? But people with MPS don't normally assume other people's identity. I really want to think he's just some dumbass who revels in lying, but I seriously think this idiot has some serious mental issues.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 03:57:09 PM
Whatever you do, don't Google "Tom Wright".  According to Google, Tom is an Anglican Bishop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N._T._Wright), an architect (http://www.tomwrightdesign.com/), a preeminent rock photographer  (http://www.tomwrightphotography.com/) from the 60's, a rare toy collector (http://www.twscollectibles.com/), and a member of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra (http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/profile/Tom%20Wright).  He's also a black man (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0942875/).
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: ScubaGuy on May 04, 2008, 04:07:45 PM
Whatever you do, don't Google "Tom Wright".  According to Google, Tom is an Anglican Bishop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N._T._Wright), an architect (http://www.tomwrightdesign.com/), a preeminent rock photographer  (http://www.tomwrightphotography.com/) from the 60's, a rare toy collector (http://www.twscollectibles.com/), and a member of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra (http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/profile/Tom%20Wright).  He's also a black man (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0942875/).

Those are his lesser accomplishments.

Al Gore may have invented the internet but it wouldn't have been possible if Tom hadn't invented electricity, semiconductors, large scale integration and then the microprocessor.  We owe him so much.  It was only a few months ago that my family was sitting in the living room watching TV by a nice warm fire and I had thought how tough it would be if Tom hadn't given us television to entertain us and fire to keep us warm.


Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: franksolich on May 04, 2008, 04:17:02 PM
Hey, wait a minute...PitViper (a.k.a. BuzzClik/TrouserSnake) vehementantly denied that TiT's actual last name was "Wright". What gives???

Oh now, we all know the analytical skills of the buzzy one.

That's why, when the primitives and sub-primitives went all atitter and all aflutter over the temporary downness of conservativeunderground, I was hoping the buzzy one would show up at that bonfire, to tell the primitives and sub-primitives what was happening with conservativeunderground.

Alas, as late as this afternoon, the buzzy one hadn't showed up there.

We really need the buzzy one to explain things to us.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Airwolf on May 04, 2008, 04:31:35 PM
One would think that after the number of times our people have caught him in a lie and have forward information to the police, the military and to copyright holders that he would stop. I guess some shitbags can't help themselves. It doesn't make it right but then again if he were to have a run in with either the lawyers for the RIAA or the military I wouldn't excatly cry tears for him.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 04:59:15 PM
One would think that after the number of times our people have caught him in a lie and have forward information to the police, the military and to copyright holders that he would stop. I guess some shitbags can't help themselves. It doesn't make it right but then again if he were to have a run in with either the lawyers for the RIAA or the military I wouldn't excatly cry tears for him.


It could very well be he is judgment proof.  That may be why he doesn't care about any civil penalties.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: ScubaGuy on May 04, 2008, 05:03:39 PM
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maddezmom  DU Moderator Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun May-04-08 05:56 PM
Response to Original message
30. locking   Updated at 12:11 PM
   
If you are Eric Taylor I apologize, but if you're not this
is plagiarism and a violation of DU rules.


But will the tombstone him?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 05:05:48 PM
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30. locking   Updated at 12:11 PM
   
If you are Eric Taylor I apologize, but if you're not this
is plagiarism and a violation of DU rules.

Party pooper!!  :rotf:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Miss Mia on May 04, 2008, 05:06:07 PM
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Response to Original message
30. locking   Updated at 12:11 PM
   
If you are Eric Taylor I apologize, but if you're not this
is plagiarism and a violation of DU rules.


But will the tombstone him?

He's managed to skate by for so long, I doubt he'll be tombstoned.  He should be, the liar that he is. 
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 04, 2008, 05:06:46 PM
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Response to Original message
30. locking   Updated at 12:11 PM
   
If you are Eric Taylor I apologize, but if you're not this
is plagiarism and a violation of DU rules.


But will the tombstone him?

Not a chance.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: ScubaGuy on May 04, 2008, 05:07:57 PM
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maddezmom  DU Moderator Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun May-04-08 05:56 PM
Response to Original message
30. locking   Updated at 12:11 PM
   
If you are Eric Taylor I apologize, but if you're not this
is plagiarism and a violation of DU rules.


But will the tombstone him?

He's managed to skate by for so long, I doubt he'll be tombstoned.  He should be, the liar that he is. 

Personally I'd hate to see him get the axe since he does provide a lot of laughs.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: DixieBelle on May 04, 2008, 05:12:02 PM
Wow. I can't believe the lying titty primitive hasn't taken a dirt nap yet. Proof posted directly on DU and he's still around? Amazing.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 04, 2008, 05:14:21 PM
Wow. I can't believe the lying titty primitive hasn't taken a dirt nap yet. Proof posted directly on DU and he's still around? Amazing.

Isn't the first time he's been proven to be a liar. Shows their character, eh?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 04, 2008, 05:18:01 PM
Has anyone emailed Mr. Taylor and let him know he's actually a fabricator named TiT?

Yes I did last night.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: DixieBelle on May 04, 2008, 05:21:24 PM
Wow. I can't believe the lying titty primitive hasn't taken a dirt nap yet. Proof posted directly on DU and he's still around? Amazing.

Isn't the first time he's been proven to be a liar. Shows their character, eh?
and this time it was directly from this Taylor guy's rep. amazing.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 05:27:56 PM
Has anyone emailed Mr. Taylor and let him know he's actually a fabricator named TiT?

Yes I did last night.

Good job. Is it just me or does it seem that every time TiT is shown to be a liar his DUmmie fan club shrinks by a member or two?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: DixieBelle on May 04, 2008, 05:28:51 PM
Something tells me this won't just fade away quietly. TiT may get what's coming to him. Hopefully.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 04, 2008, 05:33:33 PM

Good job. Is it just me or does it seem that every time TiT is shown to be a liar his DUmmie fan club shrinks by a member or two?

Depends on the subject.  The DUmmies seem to disregard his past lies when he is stoking a fire they particularly like.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 04, 2008, 05:35:00 PM
Something tells me this won't just fade away quietly. TiT may get what's coming to him. Hopefully.
From your lips to the RIAA's ear.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 04, 2008, 05:35:45 PM
Something tells me this won't just fade away quietly. TiT may get what's coming to him. Hopefully.

Besides violations of the Stolen Valor Act and now imitating a semi-famous song writer we can only hope he gets it big time.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 04, 2008, 05:36:42 PM

Good job. Is it just me or does it seem that every time TiT is shown to be a liar his DUmmie fan club shrinks by a member or two?

Depends on the subject.  The DUmmies seem to disregard his past lies when he is stoking a fire they particularly like.

Like when he says something off the wall like he was running black ops for the government and their mission was to kill babies and shit.  :whatever:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 04, 2008, 09:13:40 PM
You guys shouldn't mock the man who is the brains behind the Obama campaign like that, ya know.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 04, 2008, 10:03:32 PM
You guys shouldn't mock the man who is the brains behind the Obama campaign like that, ya know.

 :lmao:

I always wondered where Hillary got the "Change you can Xerox" idea. Now it makes complete sense. :whatever:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Texacon on May 05, 2008, 06:57:44 AM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 05, 2008, 07:37:07 AM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC

They forgot one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3237766

 :-)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 05, 2008, 07:41:01 AM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC
I don't blame them,Skinner doesn't want to get sued. I hope he doesn't but he would be wise to ban TIT :-)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Airwolf on May 05, 2008, 02:32:30 PM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC
I don't blame them,Skinner doesn't want to get sued. I hope he doesn't but he would be wise to ban TIT :-)

This is DU your talking about. They don't even know how to use Ban the deorerant let alone know where the Ban button is.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 05, 2008, 11:50:26 PM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC
I don't blame them,Skinner doesn't want to get sued. I hope he doesn't but he would be wise to ban TIT :-)

If I were he-and thank God I'm not-as a businessperson, I wouldn't want the liability of this guy.

TiT's a repeat offender, but how to second-guess? Didn't they tombstone (temporarily, in her case) Frank's "greedy thorn primitive" for plagiarism? It would seem that's the standard penalty.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Texacon on May 06, 2008, 06:50:16 AM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC

They forgot one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3237766

 :-)

Dayum, they can't even get the 'clean the screens' right.  Wonder if they banned Eric Taylor's publicist (or whoever that woman was)?  Can't have anyone going on DU and pointing out their warts now can we?

KC

For what it's worth .... I think TiT is one of those warts with a hair growing out of it .... that is close to someone's mouth!  EEeeeeek!
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 06, 2008, 08:09:22 PM
I'm a boot; I can't help myself
KICK!!!
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: dutch508 on May 06, 2008, 08:32:36 PM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC

bitchslap for the five jump chump.

that is all.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Texacon on May 06, 2008, 09:18:58 PM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC

bitchslap for the five jump chump.

that is all.

Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 06, 2008, 09:20:21 PM
Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC

I don't think there's an active poster here with no bitch-slaps. Not even Mr and Mrs Moral Clarity, I.e., Delilahmused and Frank Solich.  :-)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2008, 09:21:15 PM
Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC

We do.  :)

-1
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 07, 2008, 02:22:56 AM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC

bitchslap for the five jump chump.

that is all.


Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC

I added a Hi5 back for balance. Now watch someone bitch-slap me for doing it. Oh, well.

Anyway, over at the DUmmie farm, it appears that TiT is lying low and has not yet been awarded the granite headdress, if he ever will be. I can't even pick up on any subterranean vibrations about it, except that our current thread here has enjoyed astronomical viewership numbers. So I've got to hope the remnants of his fan club have all visited for a look by now and it's not a big mystery.

It does make me wonder, though. IF this jerk is an active donor, do you think that will influence Skin's decision?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: franksolich on May 07, 2008, 02:27:48 AM
I think whether or not a primitive is a donor has some, but only some, bearing on whether or not my fellow alum Skins wishes to keep him on Skins's island.

Since the purpose of Skins's island, established by the Democrat Leadership Council in January 2001, with my fellow alum as CEO, is to identify, attract, and corral those elements that make regular Democrats and regular liberals look bad, keeping them out of sight of the general public, while the lying titty primitive may have gotten a slap on the wrist, he's probably safely cloistered on Skins's island.

Imagine the damage the guy can do, like Pedro Picasso, running amok all over the internet, making regular Democrats and regular liberals look bad.

I suspect the lying titty primitive's safe, but somewhat kept in restraints by Skins.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: LC EFA on May 07, 2008, 06:30:10 AM
Quote from: franksolich
I suspect the lying titty primitive's safe, but somewhat kept in restraints by Skins.

Naw, the asshole is still posting away.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2965229
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Wed Mar-05-08 11:19 PM

Response to Reply #20
24. I laughed so hard, I cried...
   
Goddam you!

I took a break on DU to get away from these songs I have been writing (I am going into the studio for the first time in a while).

And now you post this.

I am forked for the evening.

T.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2965725&mesg_id=2965741
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Thu Mar-06-08 01:53 AM
Response to Original message
8. KnR
   
And you forgot to mention my (you-know-what) life.

And I am writing songs, again.

Tom
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: franksolich on May 07, 2008, 06:33:08 AM
I probably didn't explain enough--surely a rare lapse for me--but what I meant by being kept in restraints by my fellow alum, perhaps the lying titty primitive isn't going to get to claim credit for songs the lying titty primitive allegedly wrote.

Notice how the authorities on Skins's island are suddenly demanding links.

The lying titty primitive's a loser.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: LC EFA on May 07, 2008, 06:34:40 AM
BAM !  :-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2965816

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Thu Mar-06-08 04:55 AM

Response to Reply #5
7. Nothin'
   
Edited on Thu Mar-06-08 04:57 AM by TomInTib

Hey mama, when you leave
Don't leave a thing behind
I don't want nothin'
I can't use nothin'

Take care into the hall
And if you see my friends
Tell them I'm fine
Not using nothin'

Almost burned out my eyes
Threw my ears down to the floor
I didn't see nothin'
I didn't hear nothin'

I stood there like a block of stone
Knowin' all I had to know
And nothin' more
Man, that's nothin'

As brothers our troubles are
Locked in each others arms
And you better pray
They never find you

Your back ain't strong enough
For burdens doublefold
They'd crush you down
Down into nothin'

Being born is going blind
And buying down a thousand times
To echoes strung
On pure temptation

Sorrow and solitude
These are the precious things
And the only words
That are worth rememberin'



Yeah, Townes. See you on the other side.
Tom
[edit to add link]
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 07, 2008, 06:39:02 AM
Now TiT is claiming he wrote lyrics that are copyrighted by Alison Krauss.

http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/alison-krauss-lyrics/nothin_-lyrics.html

It's a song from the "Raising Sand" album she did with Robert Plant.



 :whatever:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 07, 2008, 06:47:12 AM
Now TiT is claiming he wrote lyrics that are copyrighted by Alison Krauss.

http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/alison-krauss-lyrics/nothin_-lyrics.html

It's a song from the "Raising Sand" album she did with Robert Plant.



 :whatever:
I was just about to post in that thread and then noticed the original post date. Would've been curtains for my mole! That thread is from 2006!  :-)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: LC EFA on May 07, 2008, 06:49:53 AM
There's lots of nuggets buried 'round and about on the DUmp.

Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 07, 2008, 07:06:17 AM
Now TiT is claiming he wrote lyrics that are copyrighted by Alison Krauss.

http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/alison-krauss-lyrics/nothin_-lyrics.html

It's a song from the "Raising Sand" album she did with Robert Plant.



 :whatever:

 :lmao:

I'm going to watch this thread all day. Like I said, I hope those idiots NEVER catch on. He's getting more blatant about his lying with every post.  :loser2:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 07, 2008, 07:07:54 AM
Now TiT is claiming he wrote lyrics that are copyrighted by Alison Krauss.

http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/alison-krauss-lyrics/nothin_-lyrics.html

It's a song from the "Raising Sand" album she did with Robert Plant.



 :whatever:
I was just about to post in that thread and then noticed the original post date. Would've been curtains for my mole! That thread is from 2006!  :-)

No, it's from March 06 of 2008. It's a couple of months old, but it seems when he's caught in a lie, and we catch it, somehow someone brings it up over there. Lurkers maybe?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Texacon on May 07, 2008, 07:18:14 AM
Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC

We do.  :)

-1

Makes me soooo sad.  Think I'll have to go write a song! 

I was there the day my mom got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain
.......

I'll work on it more later!   :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 07, 2008, 07:19:21 AM
Makes me soooo sad.  Think I'll have to go write a song! 

I was there the day my mom got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain
.......

I'll work on it more later!   :lmao:

KC

Ooh, can I help?

...but before I could get to the station in my pickup....truck.
She got runned over by a damned ole train..eehain  :-)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: LC EFA on May 07, 2008, 07:26:39 AM
Proof that the keyboard is mighter than the shovel when it comes to digging TiTty holes.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2951464

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sun Mar-02-08 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. I was in a pot-legal zone last night.
   
At the Fillmore in San Francisco.

There was so much smoke in the air that I took out my contacts and dropped them on the floor.

And I have been smoking, every day, for 45 years.

Maybe this little "fact" explains something?

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sun Mar-02-08 08:06 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. I had no idea...
   
that you suffer chronic pain.

I was in constant agony for years due to injuries to my right shoulder.

Then I had this little neurological event some months ago and lost the use of my right arm and that damned pain.

But I have been working really hard on it and now have most of the function of my hand and arm. I am even able to play guitar again.

The pain has not returned, but I am now pretty much a hopeless alcoholic from decades of numbing myself to sleep every night.

I will send some relief vibes for your pain, 'mom.

Tom

*snicker*

Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 07, 2008, 07:30:03 AM
Now TiT is claiming he wrote lyrics that are copyrighted by Alison Krauss.

http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/alison-krauss-lyrics/nothin_-lyrics.html

It's a song from the "Raising Sand" album she did with Robert Plant.



 :whatever:
I was just about to post in that thread and then noticed the original post date. Would've been curtains for my mole! That thread is from 2006!  :-)

No, it's from March 06 of 2008. It's a couple of months old, but it seems when he's caught in a lie, and we catch it, somehow someone brings it up over there. Lurkers maybe?  :evillaugh:
Oops! still a little old to kick back to the top! I'm down to one mole :-)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 07, 2008, 07:30:18 AM
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sun Mar-02-08 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. I was in a pot-legal zone last night.
   
At the Fillmore in San Francisco.

There was so much smoke in the air that I took out my contacts and dropped them on the floor.

And I have been smoking, every day, for 45 years.

So, you've been smoking weed every day for 45 years, which would make the start year 1963. But, but, but, I thought you were some kind of Navy SEAL supertrooper in Vietnam?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Lord Undies on May 07, 2008, 08:24:10 AM
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sun Mar-02-08 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. I was in a pot-legal zone last night.
   
At the Fillmore in San Francisco.

There was so much smoke in the air that I took out my contacts and dropped them on the floor.

And I have been smoking, every day, for 45 years.

So, you've been smoking weed every day for 45 years, which would make the start year 1963. But, but, but, I thought you were some kind of Navy SEAL supertrooper in Vietnam?

I'll bet it was a Quicksilver/Big Brother show too.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Texacon on May 07, 2008, 08:33:41 AM
Makes me soooo sad.  Think I'll have to go write a song! 

I was there the day my mom got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain
.......

I'll work on it more later!   :lmao:

KC

Ooh, can I help?

...but before I could get to the station in my pickup....truck.
She got runned over by a damned ole train..eehain  :-)

It's like you are reading my mind!!!!   :-)

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me ......   :lmao:

I have actually thought about publishing that.   :fuelfire:

Someone with a mole needs to pass MY work on to TiT.  Well, to be honest it is a collaborative work between myself and Rebel. 

KC
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Airwolf on May 07, 2008, 05:22:09 PM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC

bitchslap for the five jump chump.

that is all.


Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC

I added a Hi5 back for balance. Now watch someone bitch-slap me for doing it. Oh, well.

Anyway, over at the DUmmie farm, it appears that TiT is lying low and has not yet been awarded the granite headdress, if he ever will be. I can't even pick up on any subterranean vibrations about it, except that our current thread here has enjoyed astronomical viewership numbers. So I've got to hope the remnants of his fan club have all visited for a look by now and it's not a big mystery.

It does make me wonder, though. IF this jerk is an active donor, do you think that will influence Skin's decision?


What and reduce his cash flow? I doubt that he would risk losing the source for another fuzzy navel at someone elses expense.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: dutch508 on May 07, 2008, 05:31:56 PM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC

bitchslap for the five jump chump.

that is all.

Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC

bitchslap for quibbling
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: dutch508 on May 07, 2008, 05:33:56 PM
Why have they removed ALL reference to that song on that thread?   :lmao:

KC

bitchslap for the five jump chump.

that is all.


Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC

I added a Hi5 back for balance. Now watch someone bitch-slap me for doing it. Oh, well.

Anyway, over at the DUmmie farm, it appears that TiT is lying low and has not yet been awarded the granite headdress, if he ever will be. I can't even pick up on any subterranean vibrations about it, except that our current thread here has enjoyed astronomical viewership numbers. So I've got to hope the remnants of his fan club have all visited for a look by now and it's not a big mystery.

It does make me wonder, though. IF this jerk is an active donor, do you think that will influence Skin's decision?


bitchslap for being an enabler.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 07, 2008, 06:14:42 PM
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sun Mar-02-08 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. I was in a pot-legal zone last night.
   
At the Fillmore in San Francisco.

There was so much smoke in the air that I took out my contacts and dropped them on the floor.

And I have been smoking, every day, for 45 years.

So, you've been smoking weed every day for 45 years, which would make the start year 1963. But, but, but, I thought you were some kind of Navy SEAL supertrooper in Vietnam?

I'll bet it was a Quicksilver/Big Brother show too.

And he got a BJ from Joplin.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 07, 2008, 06:23:27 PM
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sun Mar-02-08 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. I was in a pot-legal zone last night.
   
At the Fillmore in San Francisco.

There was so much smoke in the air that I took out my contacts and dropped them on the floor.

And I have been smoking, every day, for 45 years.

So, you've been smoking weed every day for 45 years, which would make the start year 1963. But, but, but, I thought you were some kind of Navy SEAL supertrooper in Vietnam?

teh funnay... check this out

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-30-06 02:42 AM
Response to Original message
2. strength to smell
 I can, to this day, barely handle pennies.

Copper smells like blood, you know.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2702096


:rofl:


Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 08, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sun Mar-02-08 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. I was in a pot-legal zone last night.
   
At the Fillmore in San Francisco.

There was so much smoke in the air that I took out my contacts and dropped them on the floor.

And I have been smoking, every day, for 45 years.

So, you've been smoking weed every day for 45 years, which would make the start year 1963. But, but, but, I thought you were some kind of Navy SEAL supertrooper in Vietnam?

teh funnay... check this out

Quote
TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-30-06 02:42 AM
Response to Original message
2. strength to smell
 I can, to this day, barely handle pennies.

Copper smells like blood, you know.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2702096


:rofl:




Do you know he was waving his little rubber weenie over there earlier today from behind the safety of Skin's apron strings? The usual, hey pencil dicks, how's your mama stuff that only a intellectual type like TiT can really pull off, you know? Unfortunately, I can't post a link right now with the hamster being sick and all.

So my mama's just fine, TiT, she's out with yo Mama right now learning the ropes at being a $2 ho, but she's got a few diseases to pick up first.

Yes, it's totally true that you're worshipped and adored in the conservative community, especially for your honesty, integrity and absolute sober rectitude in all things.

Train wreck.

:tongue:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 09, 2008, 06:32:30 AM
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-30-06 02:42 AM
Response to Original message
2. strength to smell
 I can, to this day, barely handle pennies.

Copper smells like blood, you know.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2702096

It's an article of faith with creative fiction writers striving for that 'air of authenticity', but in my RL experience I have never thought so.   


Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 09, 2008, 08:33:57 AM
It's an article of faith with creative fiction writers striving for that 'air of authenticity', but in my RL experience I have never thought so.   

Mine either.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 09, 2008, 09:37:17 AM
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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sun Mar-02-08 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. I was in a pot-legal zone last night.
   
At the Fillmore in San Francisco.

There was so much smoke in the air that I took out my contacts and dropped them on the floor.

And I have been smoking, every day, for 45 years.

So, you've been smoking weed every day for 45 years, which would make the start year 1963. But, but, but, I thought you were some kind of Navy SEAL supertrooper in Vietnam?

teh funnay... check this out

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-30-06 02:42 AM
Response to Original message
2. strength to smell
 I can, to this day, barely handle pennies.

Copper smells like blood, you know.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2702096


:rofl:




Do you know he was waving his little rubber weenie over there earlier today from behind the safety of Skin's apron strings? The usual, hey pencil dicks, how's your mama stuff that only a intellectual type like TiT can really pull off, you know? Unfortunately, I can't post a link right now with the hamster being sick and all.

So my mama's just fine, TiT, she's out with yo Mama right now learning the ropes at being a $2 ho, but she's got a few diseases to pick up first.

Yes, it's totally true that you're worshipped and adored in the conservative community, especially for your honesty, integrity and absolute sober rectitude in all things.

Train wreck.

:tongue:
Heres the navy's "second most decorated man" :whatever:
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed May-07-08 11:21 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. Man, that "Search" thing never, ever works for me.
 Edited on Wed May-07-08 11:32 PM by TomInTib
I cannot even find my own damned posts.

So I have to Google myself or go to "The Site That Must Remain Nameless".

Those pencil-dicks just worship me.


Hey!, boyz, how's yo' mama?

Your friend,
Tom


 
Hey dipshit :bigbird: :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3257878&mesg_id=3257963 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3257878&mesg_id=3257963)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: DixieBelle on May 09, 2008, 09:50:10 AM
does he know about CC? cuz, there is lots of informative information on the lying titty primitive here!
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Rebel on May 09, 2008, 09:50:54 AM
Someone has to keep up with all of your lies, you piece of shit.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 09, 2008, 10:50:19 AM
Someone has to keep up with all of your lies, you piece of shit.
It would be cool to have a sticky thread documenting all his bullshit stories,with the link for each one :-)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Lord Undies on May 09, 2008, 10:55:47 AM
So in Tom's world ridicule, mockery, and scorn are a form of worship?  If that's the case, Tom, I suspect the whole world has worshipped you your entire life.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 09, 2008, 03:37:42 PM
Someone has to keep up with all of your lies, you piece of shit.

God knows HE can't keep all of his bullshit stories straight, since he tells so many different versions and contradictory takeoffs on them.

And since we continue to get such nice guest traffic on this thread, I thought I'd point out one more time to the lurking DUmmies-that your beloved Tom adores and respects YOU so much that he lies to YOU constantly and probably laughs at you from behind his monitor the same way he laughs at "freepers."

Face it folks, he's a pathological specimen.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: LC EFA on May 09, 2008, 06:03:41 PM
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Face it folks, he's a pathological specimen.

Scatological specimen, or more specifically, a bovine scatological specimen.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 09, 2008, 08:51:25 PM
I just checked my home e-mail account tonite and looky what I found:


Quote
Hi XXXX & XXXXXX XX,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

Thanks for letting us know about this. Someone else from the forum just
e-mailed us about it as well. A bit unnerving to see someone blatantly try
to claim credit for Eric's song...and to claim to BE Eric as well. Crazy!

I just posted a reply to Tom on Democratic Underground to set him (and the
record) straight.

Ironic that Eric is actually touring in California this week. I'll let him
know about Tom and his attempt at plagiarizing "Your God." Eric has some
radio interviews scheduled this week, and who knows, there might just be a
mention of someone in Tiburon.

Thanks again, I really appreciate you alerting us to this.

All best,
Susan

:rotf:

Has anyone seen this posted over there?





Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: mamacags on May 09, 2008, 09:27:07 PM
Someone has to keep up with all of your lies, you piece of shit.
It would be cool to have a sticky thread documenting all his bullshit stories,with the link for each one :-)
We do need one.  If I had search capabilities there I would do it.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 09, 2008, 10:36:11 PM
I just checked my home e-mail account tonite and looky what I found:


Quote
Hi XXXX & XXXXXX XX,

My name is Susan, I manage Eric Taylor and Blue Ruby Music & Records.

Thanks for letting us know about this. Someone else from the forum just
e-mailed us about it as well. A bit unnerving to see someone blatantly try
to claim credit for Eric's song...and to claim to BE Eric as well. Crazy!

I just posted a reply to Tom on Democratic Underground to set him (and the
record) straight.

Ironic that Eric is actually touring in California this week. I'll let him
know about Tom and his attempt at plagiarizing "Your God." Eric has some
radio interviews scheduled this week, and who knows, there might just be a
mention of someone in Tiburon.

Thanks again, I really appreciate you alerting us to this.

All best,
Susan

:rotf:

Has anyone seen this posted over there?







I saw it, Sarge. It didn't last-the DU admins scrubbed that (more damning) thread and slapped his wrist in the other thread where he made a similar assertion.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Lord Undies on May 09, 2008, 10:38:55 PM
But it is saved here?
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 09, 2008, 11:07:05 PM
But it is saved here?

Most of the deleted DU sub-thread with the warning letter is upthread here in several chunks. (A similar, contemporary DU thread was locked with only a limp slap on the wrist to TiT, and remains in its entirety on DU.)

The short answer: Yes, the important parts of the "gotcha" are IMMORTALIZED here in this very CC thread.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Lord Undies on May 09, 2008, 11:13:23 PM
But it is saved here?

Most of the deleted DU sub-thread with the warning letter is upthread here in several chunks. (A similar, contemporary DU thread was locked with only a limp slap on the wrist to TiT, and remains in its entirety on DU.)

The short answer: Yes, the important parts of the "gotcha" are IMMORTALIZED here in this very CC thread.

Well, thank Goodness.  I would hate to be wrong, which has never happened before.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: delilahmused on May 09, 2008, 11:25:18 PM
Someone has to keep up with all of your lies, you piece of shit.
It would be cool to have a sticky thread documenting all his bullshit stories,with the link for each one :-)
We do need one.  If I had search capabilities there I would do it.

I'll start working on one this weekend and then others can add to it. I'm sort of the "queen" of this kind of research...having done the whole Andy timeline. Might be kind of fun having a new project.

Cindie
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Sonnabend on May 10, 2008, 01:03:29 AM
We had three threads on CU..it was unstickied a while back. If and when the database comes up, I'll make sure to send you everything we have, if it has survived the crash.

I want this SOB nailed.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 10, 2008, 05:14:04 AM
We had three threads on CU..it was unstickied a while back. If and when the database comes up, I'll make sure to send you everything we have, if it has survived the crash.

I want this SOB nailed.

Take a number, Sonna . . . you'll hafta stand in line like the rest of us. ;)  :tongue:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 10, 2008, 12:36:55 PM
We had three threads on CU..it was unstickied a while back. If and when the database comes up, I'll make sure to send you everything we have, if it has survived the crash.

I want this SOB nailed.


The only way to truly nail Tom Wright is to show up in Tiburon with a video camera, say hello to him in a public, and quickly recite for him in a friendly and unthreatening manner each of the lies he wrote on DU. Making his online fantasy life collide with his actual everyday life is the only way to 'nail' Tom Wright.
Bonus points for handing him a sheaf of printouts of his lies.

Trust me, Tom's whole persona hinges on the Internet being make-believe.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 10, 2008, 04:29:34 PM
Heh.  No wonder Tommy is unhappy.  Google tomintib... the first two hits are CU threads, followed by another site with some of his comments following Charlton Heston's death, and FreeRepublic. 

Sucks to be you, Tom.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Airwolf on May 10, 2008, 08:20:55 PM
TiT probably sucks alot of things he shouldn't.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 11, 2008, 07:37:29 PM
TiT probably sucks alot of things he shouldn't.

He admits to sucking down an average of 2-3 $11 bottles of "the finest wines" daily.

Which I think is hilarious. $11 "fine wine," even in wine country where wine is cheap(er)-not the alcoholism, which he also admits (not funny, and the one feature of his life I suspect isn't a total lie). For someone so elitist and sophisticated that he never steps foot inside a WalMart or Costco, never patronizes any large chain store, never eats processed foods, only recently stepped foot on public transportation because now it's the cool, economical and socially responsible thing to do in Marin County, and hobnobs with celebrities, he thinks truly "fine wine" costs $11 a bottle.
:rofl:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: delilahmused on May 12, 2008, 03:51:13 AM
UPDATE: Almost ready to post the bare bones, preliminary view of TiT's lies (there are so many of them)...am trying as much as possible to provide documentation, links, contradictions, whatever that "prove" the lie. Sorry...I'm not just thorough...I'm anal.

Cindie
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Sonnabend on May 12, 2008, 10:24:06 AM
Cindie = Whiteguy PI did a lot of it..and CU still down I am thinking that whatever we had saved is bye bye.

DAMN. We had TiT nailed..why didn't I screencap it all  :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: DixieBelle on May 12, 2008, 11:15:01 AM
I bet that he has it saved somewhere besides CU.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: mamacags on May 12, 2008, 11:33:28 AM
UPDATE: Almost ready to post the bare bones, preliminary view of TiT's lies (there are so many of them)...am trying as much as possible to provide documentation, links, contradictions, whatever that "prove" the lie. Sorry...I'm not just thorough...I'm anal.

Cindie

 :bow: :bow: we are so not worthy!
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: delilahmused on May 12, 2008, 11:39:47 AM
I bet that he has it saved somewhere besides CU.

I bet you're right! He had all that "friends of the police" stuff. Wonder if he screen-capped it.

Cindie
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Airwolf on May 12, 2008, 04:13:50 PM
UPDATE: Almost ready to post the bare bones, preliminary view of TiT's lies (there are so many of them)...am trying as much as possible to provide documentation, links, contradictions, whatever that "prove" the lie. Sorry...I'm not just thorough...I'm anal.

Cindie

Nothing wrong with that. What TiTs doing however goes waaaayyyy past wrong.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2008, 07:44:32 PM
Google's cache isn't very easy to navigate, but I got these results:

link (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&q=+site:www.conservativeunderground.com+tomintib)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: mamacags on May 12, 2008, 09:29:03 PM
http://sync.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4291926
He gets his ass handed to him over and over in this thread.  It is funny.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: mamacags on May 12, 2008, 09:32:23 PM
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=http://es.music.yahoo.com/launchcast/station.asp%3Fu%3D1730574100&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3DTominTib%26start%3D10%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7GGIK%26sa%3DN

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA snort HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 12, 2008, 10:37:27 PM
http://sync.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4291926
He gets his ass handed to him over and over in this thread.  It is funny.

Looks to be the first time (Aug. 2005) he made that B.S. "my family's been in Texas since 1630" statement. And since he's still repeating it like gospel, the DUmmies have never challenged him with historical facts.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: delilahmused on May 12, 2008, 11:20:08 PM
Has anyone ever used the Way Back Machine? Would CU be archived there? I've never used it so maybe it doesn't do message boards. Right now I'm sifting through DU using google advanced search (there's only about 25,000 more to go. Anyway, this one struck me as funny:

Quote
TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-09-05 12:35 AM
Response to Reply #28
31. Again, not picking nits...
   I just don't want us DU'ers to be the next "morans".

The Freepers are watching us, and we don't want to give them any more "hollow-point" ammo than they already have stashed in their pick-ups.

Can't believe that this post is getting more action than all of the political stuff that I have posted, but c'est la vie.

Sent a card to Cindy today.

Also - just a little anecdote...met a soldier in a bank in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago. He had returned from Iraq the day before and was trying to deposit his paycheck with his military ID that had all kinds of history on him with a trick chip that probably detailed his birthmarks. Very fine young man. He was wearing a T-shirt that said on the back "Who's Your Baghdaddy?" and said the same thing on the front in Arabic. He got it in the PX in Iraq.

Brought it all home - and then some...

Leave it to TiT to be more concerned about spelling and grammar errors than being thought a "moran" for telling HUGE whoppers! Oh, and note that he was in Atlanta a couple weeks before this post...he does get around. Here's the link: http://sync.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4291926&mesg_id=4292486

Cindie
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: delilahmused on May 13, 2008, 12:33:19 AM
Okay, anyone know who really wrote this one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2122904&mesg_id=2122904 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2122904&mesg_id=2122904)

He can't possibly be talented enough to have written it.

Cindie
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: delilahmused on May 13, 2008, 12:36:51 AM
Oh, and he evidently has a friend on death row...which he wrote THIS song for...he and NanceGreggs are having a mutual writer's love-fest on that thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=250&topic_id=2295&mesg_id=2317 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=250&topic_id=2295&mesg_id=2317)

Cindie
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: JakeStyle on May 13, 2008, 01:42:11 AM
Okay, anyone know who really wrote this one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2122904&mesg_id=2122904 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2122904&mesg_id=2122904)

He can't possibly be talented enough to have written it.

Cindie

That would be Mark Germino (http://www.amazon.com/Rank-File-Mark-Germino-Sluggers/dp/B000005VLI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1210661447&sr=1-1), from what I can make of the really poorly formatted bio on his myspace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=307949604) page, it appears he only records his own work and doesn't rely on washed-up winos from Tiburon to write his lyrics.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: lizard on May 13, 2008, 02:45:15 AM
Aw man, ruined my perfect record.  I thought everyone loved me.   :-)

KC

I don't think there's an active poster here with no bitch-slaps. Not even Mr and Mrs Moral Clarity, I.e., Delilahmused and Frank Solich.  :-)

 :bump:
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 13, 2008, 08:13:04 AM
Has anyone ever used the Way Back Machine? Would CU be archived there? I've never used it so maybe it doesn't do message boards. Right now I'm sifting through DU using google advanced search (there's only about 25,000 more to go. Anyway, this one struck me as funny:


Yes CU is archived there.  It's hit and miss as to what pages will pull up though.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 13, 2008, 08:47:13 AM
Okay, anyone know who really wrote this one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2122904&mesg_id=2122904 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2122904&mesg_id=2122904)

He can't possibly be talented enough to have written it.

Cindie

"Driving Across America" is Mark Germino.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: TheSarge on May 13, 2008, 09:20:12 AM
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He had returned from Iraq the day before and was trying to deposit his paycheck with his military ID


The military has had mandatory direct deposit of paychecks since 1993.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 13, 2008, 09:22:54 AM
Oh, and he evidently has a friend on death row...which he wrote THIS song for...he and NanceGreggs are having a mutual writer's love-fest on that thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=250&topic_id=2295&mesg_id=2317 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=250&topic_id=2295&mesg_id=2317)

Cindie

This one is also Mark Germino-titled "Black Angel Cure" from his Rank & File Album c.1998
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: delilahmused on May 13, 2008, 01:33:19 PM
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He had returned from Iraq the day before and was trying to deposit his paycheck with his military ID


The military has had mandatory direct deposit of paychecks since 1993.

What...another lie from TiT...well, guess this story should go into his greatest hits songbook.

Cindie
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: dutch508 on May 13, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
Oh, and he evidently has a friend on death row...which he wrote THIS song for...he and NanceGreggs are having a mutual writer's love-fest on that thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=250&topic_id=2295&mesg_id=2317 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=250&topic_id=2295&mesg_id=2317)

Cindie

This one is also Mark Germino-titled "Black Angel Cure" from his Rank & File Album c.1998

bitchslapped.

Pre-emptive mass punishment.

Now, ruck up soldier and move out.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: Reggie on May 13, 2008, 02:27:52 PM
I've read enough about this guy, that if this hasn't already been pursued regarding "stolen valor", then maybe someone who knows his case well could contact officials:

Suspected Vet Benefits, Stolen Valor or Other Fraud in VA
To report suspected fraud involving veterans benefits, other crimes such as Stolen Valor, fraud, waste or mismanagement in the VA, contact the Office of Inspector General Hotline at (800) 488-8244 or email at vaoig.hotline@forum.va.gov or write to VA OIG HOTLINE, PO Box 50410, Washington, DC 20091-0410.

Reggie
(I'll go now, LOL)
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: mamacags on May 13, 2008, 02:36:27 PM
It has and is being pursued.  He will never learn.  He tells the lies, gets busted, tells the same lies, gets busted, blames it on ex-(insert rare nationality) girlfriend for using his account, lies, gets busted, runs away, gets busted, police talk to him, gets busted, lies, lies, and gets busted.  He is a grade A pathological liar.
Title: Re: lying titty primitive prevaricating
Post by: stickyboot on May 13, 2008, 05:49:19 PM
It has and is being pursued.  He will never learn.  He tells the lies, gets busted, tells the same lies, gets busted, blames it on ex-(insert rare nationality) girlfriend for using his account, lies, gets busted, runs away, gets busted, police talk to him, gets busted, lies, lies, and gets busted.  He is a grade A pathological liar.

Nah, I'd say he's more a grade B+ in determination and D- in quality. Not even a good liar, because he's so transparent, because he does lie about some things that CAN be easily disproven with a simple Google search, and because he lies to people he calls "friend" to their (monitor) faces. Which compounds the immorality.