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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on November 20, 2011, 12:50:23 PM
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The enormous DUmmy Bennyboy, still living with his parents, is just a wandering kind of morbidly fat guy, though his longest journey so far has been to the refrigerator.
Nevertheless, he's eager to promote a DUmpmonkey hike from coast-to-coast.
Whatev:
Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 01:10 PM
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American Spring: OWS: Lets start walking.........TO DC!
April 1st, everyone, just start walking (ala Forrest Gump) towards Washington.
Then Occupy their asses till the cows come home. For months, more and more people will be pouring in. Some will get there right away and others (Me and other west coasters) will get there later. Coordinate the whole thing. Some go all the way and others do a leg or two. 9Like a "RUN" with pledges?)
There is enough lead time to get permits for using the roadways (Couple that with freeway cleanup along the route?) , camping and to get donations and support vehicles, mobile kitchens (legal ones?) etc.
Can you imagine a group that starts in SF and moves east? And one that starts in Miami and moved North. NYC to DC?
At least this epic Bennyboy migration is planned for springtime.
Remember a few years ago, when he planned to run away from home on a motorcycle trip through the southern Rockies during the dead of winter?
Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Mon Oct-13-08 07:58 PM
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After tommorow, I will be gone........
Folks, I am headed out. Sold all my stuff and getting outta Dodge. Bought a motorcycle, a new camera and am off to see the good ol US of A. Won't be posting here much, no laptop so my computer use will be limited to libraries on the road.
My only plan is to make the Obama inauguration. I am thinking of riding the CA coast to LA then taking the southern route to New Orleans. Hit the grand canyon, Taos, Santa Fe, Austin. I ahve some relatives in South carolina nd Georgia and might like to try to make NYC and Vermont sometime.....
I just cannot deal with my parents any more, Death threats, spying, fliers about what an asshole I am, accusations of theft etc. I just have to go. My Mom won't control my dad and nobody else will either. I can't take the abuse and hate to see my Mom take it.
So I am out. One thing I would like to do is meet some of you all. So if you have ever thought that maybe you might like to meet me or might want to help me out when I am out on the road please PM me and lt me know your contact info.
If you have any must sees on the way let me know. Cool places to stay, hostels, places I can work for a day or two etc.....
Anyways folks, it has been a pleasure being here. It has been fun, full of shits and giggles, and I hope I did not piss too many of you off.
PEACE OUT< and OBAMA forever
Bennyboy
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8162055
Of course, it never happened.
DUmmy Bennyboy running away from home, while it's his parents' fondest dream, is as likely as TwixVoy emigrating to Portugal, or Pitt getting sober.
Funny how he no longer signs off with "OBAMA forever".
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Whoa.
This suddenly reminded me of the gigantic primitive, the Las Vegas Lardass, and I went looking for him, but couldn't find him in any of his old haunts.
It's as if he evaporated into a black hole, the gigantic primitive.
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I don't know about the Leviathan, but Bennyboy's running away from home letter was hilarious!
might want to help me out when I am out on the road please PM me
I'll bet his inbox was filled to capacity! They're always begging, and they have no shame.
fliers about what an asshole I am
Fliers? Like posted on a telephone pole? "Have you seen this asshole? He took my last Moonpie"
So if you have ever thought that maybe you might like to meet me
There's that famous DUmp self-regard again. Does he really imagine that fellow DUmpmonkeys are sitting around, thinking "That Bennyboy. I would love to meet him, he seems awesome."
***Note to all DUmbasses:*** NOBODY, zero, zip, nada, I mean NOBODY is sitting around thinking they'd love to meet you.
OBAMA forever
What's this shit? Isn't this something that a 10-year-old girl writes on her notebook? "Justin Bieber 4-ever. Mrs. Tiffany Bieber."
This is a term-limited president, Bennyboy, not a god.
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Maybe your fellow DUmmy "Lady Freedom Returns" can give you some tips on making the trek.... ::)
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It's as if he evaporated into a black hole, the gigantic primitive.
Hmmmm....nah, we would've all been killed by the radiation burst when he collapsed into his own supermassive self. Couldn't be that.
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His DUmp diary, last entry:
(http://www.feistees.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/orgtr.jpg)
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 01:10 PM
Original message
American Spring: OWS: Lets start walking.........TO DC!
April 1st, everyone, just start walking (ala Forrest Gump) towards Washington.
Then Occupy their asses till the cows come home. For months, more and more people will be pouring in. Some will get there right away and others (Me and other west coasters) will get there later. Coordinate the whole thing. Some go all the way and others do a leg or two. 9Like a "RUN" with pledges?)
There is enough lead time to get permits for using the roadways (Couple that with freeway cleanup along the route?) , camping and to get donations and support vehicles, mobile kitchens (legal ones?) etc.
Can you imagine a group that starts in SF and moves east? And one that starts in Miami and moved North. NYC to DC?
I give him to the end of his block before his heart explodes in his chest! :rotf:
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no laptop so my computer use will be limited to libraries on the road.
I wonder if any one ever told him that most libraries will let you use their wifi for free if you have a laptop but you need to have a library card for that city to use their computers? How old is this guy anyway?
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What is he going to do, wander from library to library?
If you saw the crap some people do to their computers, it's times like this when I wish Mattel or Hasbro made laptops. ::)
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I give him to the end of his block before his heart explodes in his chest! :rotf:
It won't stop him from voting a straight Democrat ticket...three or four times, probably.
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It won't stop him from voting a straight Democrat ticket...three or four times, probably.
In each of seven counties in Illinois.
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Mon Oct-13-08 07:58 PM
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>snip<
I just cannot deal with my parents any more, Death threats, spying, fliers about what an asshole I am, accusations of theft etc. I just have to go. My Mom won't control my dad and nobody else will either. I can't take the abuse and hate to see my Mom take it.
>snip<
The dog cocks its head.
Bennybaby, You've sponged off them for how many decades now?
They're tired of your endless liberal clap-trap.
Move out, OK.
My guess is, this DUmbass is too old to concive children, and still mooches off his folks.
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Maybe your fellow DUmmy "Lady Freedom Returns" can give you some tips on making the trek.... ::)
This primitive decided to double back and put down roots in my town, last I checked. I was sort of hoping she'd be bear food by now, rather than mooching off the good people of SW MO.
Can you imagine a group that starts in SF and moves east? And one that starts in Miami and moved North. NYC to DC?
The Trail of Tears Fleas
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I give him to the end of his block before his heart explodes in his chest! :rotf:
Naw...he'll have a flip-flop failure first.
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 01:10 PM
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Can you imagine a group that starts in SF and moves east? And one that starts in Miami and moved North. NYC to DC?
I can see it now. THOUSANDS making the march. Demanding/stealing free shoes as their tennies wear out.
I can imagine the endless line of poop along the highway.
I can smell the stench of unwashed hippies as they enter each town and trash it as they pass through.
I can just feel the disgusted voters punching the R button next November.
THIS IS A PLAN! Do it, Benny boy! You know you want to. DO it!
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Nov-21-11 05:57 PM
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22. Could you use a similar route used in your cross-country motorcycle
ride awhile back when you left home?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
:lmao:
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I can see it now. THOUSANDS making the march. Demanding/stealing free shoes as their tennies wear out.
I can imagine the endless line of poop along the highway.
I can smell the stench of unwashed hippies as they enter each town and trash it as they pass through.
I can just feel the disgusted voters punching the R button next November.
THIS IS A PLAN! Do it, Benny boy! You know you want to. DO it!
And here I thought hitchhiking was becoming a thing of the past. As were hobos riding the rails.
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DUmmy Obamanaut is clearly a regular visitor here.
I don't understand how he survives at the DUmp as one of nutcase nadin's notorious "bullies", and now calling out
the DUmp's number two lard bucket.
I just noticed I failed to include the original link.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2350192
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I can see it now. THOUSANDS making the march. Demanding/stealing free shoes as their tennies wear out.
I can imagine the endless line of poop along the highway.
I can smell the stench of unwashed hippies as they enter each town and trash it as they pass through.
I can just feel the disgusted voters punching the R button next November.
THIS IS A PLAN! Do it, Benny boy! You know you want to. DO it!
And just think, all those DUmmies and OWieS walking to DC would probably miss their chance to voye as well. No address to send the absentee ballot to, and too far from home to make it back.
Awesome idea. Go for it!
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Have they the foggiest idea what they're talking about.
I've had friends who do the Chartres Pilgrimage - from Paris to Chartres (about 75 miles) over three days, it's a real strain for people who are fit and healthy. San Francisco to D.C. appears to be nearly 3000 miles, and they're far from fit and healthy...
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Have they the foggiest idea what they're talking about.
I've had friends who do the Chartres Pilgrimage - from Paris to Chartres (about 75 miles) over three days, it's a real strain for people who are fit and healthy. San Francisco to D.C. appears to be nearly 3000 miles, and they're far from fit and healthy...
Oh but they will be if they make it to Washington....and probably conservative by then too after seeing the real America in flyover country.
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Have they the foggiest idea what they're talking about.
I've had friends who do the Chartres Pilgrimage - from Paris to Chartres (about 75 miles) over three days, it's a real strain for people who are fit and healthy. San Francisco to D.C. appears to be nearly 3000 miles, and they're far from fit and healthy...
Haven't been following the Dummies long have you? :-)
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FirstLight (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 01:17 PM
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1. GO!
Edited on Sun Nov-20-11 01:26 PM by FirstLight
I am all down for that...
Like the Trail of Tears in reverse? or the March to s=Selma to the Nth degree?
hehe...I think it would be freaking AWESOME!
Let's start promoting the concept, write to your local Occupy, and to the main OWS and see if they run with it?
They're willingly homeless. Where do you address the letters? They're always pushing the hard parts of their ideas off onto other people. FirstLight might talk a big game, but she's got to stick around to collect all the welfare checks clogging her mailbox.
oh, and if there's major spring floods on the way, we can help the needy etc...? there is such potential for good coming from that idea...
:rotf: Help the needy. They will either be the needy ones, or be swept away in the floods.
GO baby GO!!!
(on edit, I share this with my kidz and now we are talking about getting a mobile home and joining the crowd... hehe...just yank them out of school and give them CIVIL education ...!!)
Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 02:19 PM
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12. Freeways are no pedestrians....
so permitting would have to be done. Conses, vests etc would have to be purchased for all marchers....
:rotf: Now we're talking big money. They're such retards. What would they do with the cones? Carry them like rifles? This is starting to look like a Python sketch.
So far, it's just FirstLight and BennyBoy who are in. No reply to Obamanaut's comment. I think they've gone on to the next shiny thing.
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FirstLight (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-20-11 01:17 PM
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1. GO!
Edited on Sun Nov-20-11 01:26 PM by FirstLight
I am all down for that...
Like the Trail of Tears in reverse? or the March to s=Selma to the Nth degree?
hehe...I think it would be freaking AWESOME!
...Or the Children's Crusade...or the Grande Armee's retreat from Moscow...or the Long March...or the latter part of the Anabasis of Xenophon...
:rotf:
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This is starting to look like a Python sketch.
Thanks for the reminder!
I can see the enormous BennyBoy waddling along, gasping for breath, leading a transcontinental Walker Brigade.
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oh, and if there's major spring floods on the way, we can help the needy etc...? there is such potential for good coming from that idea...
What they really meant:
'oh, and if there's major spring floods on the way, we can loot the house and businesses...? there is such potential for good coming from that idea..."
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Haven't been following the Dummies long have you? :-)
Be assured, the question was entirely rhetorical.
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...and the other Buffet sings....
"Stepped on a pop top....blew out my flip-flop...."
or is it
"Blew out my flip-flop...stepped on a pop top....."
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They're willingly homeless. Where do you address the letters? They're always pushing the hard parts of their ideas off onto other people. FirstLight might talk a big game, but she's got to stick around to collect all the welfare checks clogging her mailbox.
:rotf: Help the needy. They will either be the needy ones, or be swept away in the floods.
:rotf: Now we're talking big money. They're such retards. What would they do with the cones? Carry them like rifles? This is starting to look like a Python sketch. So far, it's just FirstLight and BennyBoy who are in. No reply to Obamanaut's comment. I think they've gone on to the next shiny thing.
I love how they think Interstates are the only way to cross state lines. Ever heard of Route 66, DUmmies?
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I love how they think Interstates are the only way to cross state lines. Ever heard of Route 66, DUmmies?
I love how they think they would be allowed to even walk on the interstate. I have had to change a few tires on the interstate and it is pretty freaky having hundreds of cars and trucks shoot by you at speeds of 55 to 70 miles a hours. But there is no way the state police anywhere would let a bunch of DUmmies shuffle along the emergency lane slowing down the flow of traffic.
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Do they think they're going to get permits to allow them to wander down the interstate?
Good luck, DUmmies.
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Do they think they're going to get permits to allow them to wander down the interstate?
Good luck, DUmmies.
You underestimate the inherent beauty of this plan...the fact that they can't get any permission to get onto the right-of-way will be the excuse they need to never actually leave their basement dwellings, and yet they will feel like they have actually done something because they sort of thought about trying to, up until The Man stopped them.
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You underestimate the inherent beauty of this plan...the fact that they can't get any permission to get onto the right-of-way will be the excuse they need to never actually leave their basement dwellings, and yet they will feel like they have actually done something because they sort of thought about trying to, up until The Man stopped them.
It'll turn into one of those "virtual" marches, where all the DUmb****s march to their computers and turn them on. Think of all of the energy they expend doing that! . . . and all of the fossil fuels that they cause to be spewed into the enviromnment from the electrical generating plants . . .
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You underestimate the inherent beauty of this plan...the fact that they can't get any permission to get onto the right-of-way will be the excuse they need to never actually leave their basement dwellings, and yet they will feel like they have actually done something because they sort of thought about trying to, up until The Man stopped them.
Bush's fault. :whatever:
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Re: Permits.
Obviously the Primitives here have not learned an Occupier lesson.
No permits are ever needed if you are liberal. Permits are for the Tea Party. Libs just show up and start pooping on the road.
So go ahead, DUmmies. Gather your thousands of Occupiers, and start marching from LA into the desert.
I promise to be impressed if you cross Arizona all the way into New Mexico. The good news is when you wear out your shoes, the small towns will provide free ones...they understand that without free shoes you will stay in their town forever.
To DUmmie lurkers. This is something you need to follow up on. You have no idea how many Conservatives will convert to Commies if you pull this off.
oh, and one more thing. If you can't get a permit for a state, dress up like a chain gang and no one will question you.