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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on November 19, 2011, 07:58:15 PM
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While thinking about things today and things from the past I noticed something. There is one thing that liberals are fairly good at that could make them some money. Creating slogans. I think the libs may have come up with "Hell no we won't go!" which is pretty catchy. Plus even though the "Bush lied, millions died" slogan is a lie it does roll off your tongue fairly easily. Now they've fabricated all of these fairy tale "99%" slogans. I think they need to take this creativity and sell it. They could create greeting cards, political activist slogans, and even songs.
I've even created some examples that they are more than welcome to steal.
Progressive Greeting Cards:
Happy Birthday dear. I'd give you a hug,
but I hate your guts you Fundy Rethug.
Happy Anniversary my dearest spouse
too bad you're such a rethuglican louse.
Progressive Political Activist Slogans:
I'm banging drums in a snit!
I demand to get free shit!
Pepper Spray! Pepper Spray!
Club to the noggin!
We're crying on the ground
waiting for our floggin'!
Progressive Songs:
'I'm Coated Down With Lice'
(to the tune of 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' by the great Hank Williams)
Fear that rancid hippie smell
that's anything but nice
my STD's broken out again
and I'm coated down with lice.
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Excellent.
Superb.
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"Hell no, we won't go" was the last catchy slogan DUmmies/liberals/hippies have had in the last 40-50 years.
Come to think of it, it's the ONLY REAL slogan they have had in the last 40-50 years.
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'I'm Coated Down With Lice'
(to the tune of 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' by the great Hank Williams)
Fear that rancid hippie smell
that's anything but nice
my STD's broken out again
and I'm coated down with lice.
Oh man! You've just ruined one of my favorite songs by my favorite song writer. Oh well, I guess a few choruses of "I saw the Light" will clear it out.
...and here's a slogan for the DUmmies.
"DUmmies DUmp where other's won't"
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"You say your degree ain't worth a shit.
Take to the streets and pitch a fit!"
"Your college prof gave you a pass,
Take over a park and be an ASS!"
"I got a degree but I got no job,
So now I'm part of a smelly mob!"
"I'll stand my ground and hold this sign,
until the cops come back and kick my behind!"
And this reply to the OWSers:
"Your life is worthless and you're down in the pits,
Just go to Hell, we don't give a SHIT!"
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Oh man! You've just ruined one of my favorite songs by my favorite song writer. Oh well, I guess a few choruses of "I saw the Light" will clear it out.
...and here's a slogan for the DUmmies.
"DUmmies DUmp where other's won't"
I went to a Barbara Mandrell concert 25 or 30 years ago that had Gary Morris as the opening act. I'd never cared for Gary Morris, but during his set he and his band did an a cappella version of 'I'm so Lonesome I Could Cry' that was the best that I'd ever heard.
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I like the greeting card idea, Flippydoo! How about we make a mint, forget the DUmmies.
For a Wedding:
A toast to the couple!
Thanks for the invite!
You're obviously racist,
You're wearing all white.
For a New Baby:
The Earth is in balance!
Alert the strike leaders!
All the best to you pair
of over-sexed breeders.
For a Job Promotion:
Congratulations! You're on a roll!
Not bad for a lousy Freeper troll.
You stole all the money,
You know this is fact!
Then climbed the ladder
Flat on your back.
For Mother's Day:
You're a Teabagger Douche.
I hope that you rot.
Call me up from the basement
When dinner is hot.
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You know what happens when a DUmmie gets an idea to make money?
Look below:
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(http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/122/05df886c01a548f98949dc305331faa0/l.jpg)
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"Bring my dreams to fruition
And pay my tuition!"
"We demand a living wage -
A cool fifty thou apiece -
Or you bankster dogs will feel our rage
Our drums will give you no peace!"
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:rotf:
STOP !!!! I'm dying over here !
You can't give a DUmmy money making ideas. This is what they'd do with their booty.
What would you do if you won a million dollars?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9829471
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(http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/122/05df886c01a548f98949dc305331faa0/l.jpg)
(http://files.sharenator.com/180px_Kill_it_with_fire_scorpio_Justine_has_officially_crossed_the_line_Dimebag_is_turning_in_his_grave_s256x192_144468_580_Sunday_video_RE_2012_Volkswagen_Beetle-s256x192-159478-580.gif)
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:rotf:
STOP !!!! I'm dying over here !
You can't give a DUmmy money making ideas. This is what they'd do with their booty.
What would you do if you won a million dollars?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9829471
Good good question
I would take all my friends and family to Zuccotti Park......Then...I would have one of the better NY restaurants serve use Chilled Lobster and champagne.....La Grande Dame would be perfect......Then an eight course meal with the finest California Chardonnay and Cabernet and Dolce with dessert. Afterwards we would smoke GREAT cigars,Drink Louis the 13th and point and laugh out loud
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(http://files.sharenator.com/180px_Kill_it_with_fire_scorpio_Justine_has_officially_crossed_the_line_Dimebag_is_turning_in_his_grave_s256x192_144468_580_Sunday_video_RE_2012_Volkswagen_Beetle-s256x192-159478-580.gif)
That dumbass lib wanted 2+ thousand dollars for those hideous things.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,61670.0/highlight,lamp.html
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That dumbass lib wanted 2+ thousand dollars for those hideous things.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,61670.0/highlight,lamp.html
Wait, what? I wasn't sure what that was, that hideous thing. What is it, and what was the story? Someone propsed selling it for two thousand dollars?
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Wait, what? I wasn't sure what that was, that hideous thing. What is it, and what was the story? Someone propsed selling it for two thousand dollars?
Yes, that was some DUmmie's 3d "Art work," from a thread which I think was within the last year. I don't recall who the poster was though, I'd have to leave it to the more assiduous researchers of $kammer's Isle to track it down.
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http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,61670.0
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You can't give a DUmmy money making ideas. This is what they'd do with their booty.
For a significant portion of the DUmp their "booty" is their only moneymaker.
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For a significant portion of the DUmp their "booty" is their only moneymaker.
And a damned poor "moneymaker" at that.
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And a damned poor "moneymaker" at that.
Yeah, gave away to many free samples before they started selling it.
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Wait, what? I wasn't sure what that was, that hideous thing. What is it, and what was the story? Someone propsed selling it for two thousand dollars?
Forkboy (1000+ posts) Fri Jun-10-11 02:59 PM
Response to Original message
2. That is awesomely awesome!!!!
:applause:
I can't buy one on my budget, but let's say my budget wasn't my budget...what would one of those go for?
GReedDiamond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-12-11 01:24 AM
Response to Reply #2
3. It would be in the neighborhood of...
...at least $3000.00 for this version.
Being totally hand built from almost nothing. Which took two months.
However, it would be somewhat problematic to exactly reproduce it using all of the same materials where it would actually look like the example, (likely things would be different, such as the "pleather" tentacles), so, effectively, it would be a variation on the original, in itself, a "one-of-a-kind." Chances are it would be somewhat better than the original. Hopefully.
But I was not really planning on reproducing this version, I am looking into the cost of fabricating the "tentacle base" out of hand carved, gilded teak, in Thailand, by my friend who does Mark Ryden's frames.
This version would be issued in an edition size of 10-20.
On Edit: Here is a link to a YouTube video of Tiki Thai Arts, Chiang Mai, Thailand, creators of Mark Ryden's hand carved frames.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=282x2490
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Oh :lmao: :rotf: It's a floorlamp! Forkboy was the only one who responded, possibly as a joke. $3000. Words fail me.