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Title: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Obama! on May 02, 2008, 09:25:04 PM

kneel down.  kneel down before me.
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: CactusCarlos on May 02, 2008, 09:26:23 PM

kneel down.  kneel down before me.

Mohammed, is that you?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 02, 2008, 09:56:02 PM

kneel down.  kneel down before me.

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c266/NickB53/FlameWarrior.jpg)
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 02, 2008, 09:56:58 PM

kneel down.  kneel down before me.

This isn't gonna be another one of those limo rides is it? 
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: TheSarge on May 03, 2008, 10:30:11 AM

kneel down.  kneel down before me.

Isn't that whet Bill said to Monica?
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 03, 2008, 10:56:45 AM

kneel down.  kneel down before me.
Zodbama?
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 11:10:50 AM
Received from e-mail; a little election humor

With about 6 months until the Presidential election, the person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Republicans or the Democrats.  To show our solidarity as Americans, let'a all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice.  It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans.
If you support the polices and character of John McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day.  Or if you support the polices and character of Obama or Hillary, please drive with your headlights off at night.

Thank You
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 11:12:41 AM
:rofl:  Good advice. 
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 12:49:51 PM
(http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/images/2007/04/03/obamajesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Airwolf on May 03, 2008, 01:36:26 PM
"Beware of false prophets."
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 03, 2008, 02:38:17 PM
"Beware of false prophets."

And obscene prophets too.  Damn Big Oil!
Title: Re: Don't insult me! I am the messiah!
Post by: Chris_ on May 03, 2008, 02:39:30 PM
"Beware of false prophets."

And obscene prophets too.  Damn Big Oil!

Businesses have prophets?  God knows Gates wasn't a very good one.