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Title: TITTY boy makes an appearance in a so-so thread
Post by: tuolumnejim on May 02, 2008, 07:42:28 PM
I guess this is the set-up for another "Stolen" election.  :-)

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pinkpops (1000+ posts)     Sat May-03-08 12:29 AM
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How many will b turned away at the next election cause they dont look like their driver's license 
 photo?
"That don't look like you, boy"

 

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-03-08 12:35 AM
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6. Mine, too.
 Or at least he used to have one, when I gave him away.
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-03-08 12:34 AM
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4. No kidding. I was refused a drink at an airport bar (O'Hare)...
 because my Texas ID had expired.

I was well past 50 years old at the time.

I thought the bartender was joking. She said that she could not sell a drink to anyone who didn't have a valid ID.

So my companion bought me a drink and the bitch bartender took it away from me and threatened to call Security.
Title: Re: TITTY boy makesan apperence in a so-so thread
Post by: Chris_ on May 02, 2008, 07:46:12 PM
I haven't been carded in a bar (including those at O'Hare) in 20 years -- they don't ask for ID.

And how did Tit get past security?  They have been checking ID -- closely -- since 9/11.  And even before that you needed to have a valid ID to get past security (you just didn't need the ticket).

He lies about things that are meaningless.



Title: Re: TITTY boy makesan apperence in a so-so thread
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2008, 07:50:53 PM
He lies about things that are meaningless.

That's a common characteristic of the primitives and sub-primitives.

They just lie all the time about everything.

If the primitives and sub-primitives wanted some credibility, they'd lie only about some things, and tell the truth about other things, usually harmless things.

But as it is, if for example the burdened primitive says "I went to the hardware store this morning," one knows immediately it's a lie; that the burdened primitive actually washed his car this morning.
Title: Re: TITTY boy makesan apperence in a so-so thread
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 02, 2008, 07:53:07 PM
He lies about things that are meaningless.

That's a common characteristic of the primitives and sub-primitives.

They just lie all the time about everything.

If the primitives and sub-primitives wanted some credibility, they'd lie only about some things, and tell the truth about other things, usually harmless things.

But as it is, if for example the burdened primitive says "I went to the hardware store this morning," one knows immediately it's a lie; that the burdened primitive actually washed his car this morning.

Do you think it is because they want to create an alternate reality for themselves, frank, because they view their real lives as bleak and useless or is it something else?
Title: Re: TITTY boy makesan apperence in a so-so thread
Post by: franksolich on May 02, 2008, 07:58:25 PM
Do you think it is because they want to create an alternate reality for themselves, frank, because they view their real lives as bleak and useless or is it something else?

I think it depends upon the primitive.

The lying titty primitive, for example, seems to want to create an alternate universe for himself.

The burdened primitive, for another example, seems to view his real life as bleakly useless.

Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus, for a third example, was simply born a liar.

The Bostonian Drunkard, for a fourth example, lies to escape reality, but in reality, the Bostonian Drunkard's lying only to himself.

Doug's ex-wife, for a fifth example, lies because the pharmacueticals make her lie.

There's some fine distinctions as to the reasons primitives and sub-primitives lie.
Title: Re: TITTY boy makes an appearance in a so-so thread
Post by: Splashdown on May 02, 2008, 08:06:58 PM
wow. a former navy SEAL allows some airport bartender to take a drink away from him.  :whatever:
Title: Re: TITTY boy makes an appearance in a so-so thread
Post by: Texacon on May 03, 2008, 09:15:20 AM
wow. a former navy SEAL allows some airport bartender to take a drink away from him.  :whatever:

Yeah but she was almost 5' tall and really, really tough ..... looking.

KC
Title: Re: TITTY boy makes an appearance in a so-so thread
Post by: LC EFA on May 03, 2008, 05:20:06 PM
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Yeah but she was almost 5' tall and really, really tough ..... looking.

In TiT's defense, she was armed with a orange magic marker.

Title: Re: TITTY boy makes an appearance in a so-so thread
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 04, 2008, 04:45:20 AM
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Yeah but she was almost 5' tall and really, really tough ..... looking.

In TiT's defense, she was armed with a orange magic marker.



H5!   :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: TITTY boy makes an appearance in a so-so thread
Post by: Miss Mia on May 04, 2008, 01:58:33 PM
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Yeah but she was almost 5' tall and really, really tough ..... looking.

In TiT's defense, she was armed with a orange magic marker.



H5!   :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

ditto :)
Title: Re: TITTY boy makes an appearance in a so-so thread
Post by: Airwolf on May 04, 2008, 04:36:12 PM
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Yeah but she was almost 5' tall and really, really tough ..... looking.

In TiT's defense, she was armed with a orange magic marker.



Honestly though. Is there any realistic way to defend someone that is lower then whale shit on the ocean floor?