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Title: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: bijou on November 17, 2011, 09:00:48 AM
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A Tennessee man is facing a domestic assault charge after he allegedly struck his mother with a ham during an argument Tuesday evening in their home.

Emanuel Cordell Kennedy, 37, was collared after his mother told cops that she was hit in the back with the thrown ham as she was walking down the hall, according to a Union City Police Department report excerpted here. ...
link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/tennessee/man-assaults-mother-with-ham-867492)

The mother was quite surprised, she was hambushed.  :-)
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 17, 2011, 09:19:47 AM
He may have to go in hock to make bail.
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2011, 09:25:08 AM
That was a boneheaded stunt. He'll no doubt get smoked in court and will wind up spiraling down in the depths of depression.
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: bijou on November 17, 2011, 09:29:13 AM
He may have to go in hock to make bail.
He'll be lucky to get bail, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 17, 2011, 09:47:23 AM
It's a honey of a story . . .
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2011, 09:49:31 AM
The prosecuting attorney will carve him up on the stand.
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2011, 10:06:54 AM
The good news is that moms okay, she has been cured.
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: bijou on November 17, 2011, 10:27:45 AM
The good news is that moms okay, she has been cured.
Yes, the hospital said she could trotter long home.
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: CG6468 on November 17, 2011, 11:28:48 AM
He's an out of work actor - a ham actor, so to speak.
Title: Re: Tennessee Man, 37, Arrested For Assaulting His Mother With A Ham
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 17, 2011, 11:40:28 AM
What a pig that guy was, going after his mother like that!