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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on November 14, 2011, 10:28:43 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9822905&mesg_id=9822905
Not much to drag over to the DUmpster, just another picture thread. Calpig only manages to be the 7th reply, rather than the first. It is a nice Adam's apple shot, though.
Mostly, it's just a bunch of nameless faceless primitives, but it might be of passing interest to some.
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You'd have to feed me enough beer to kill a horse to get me to **** any of them.
Hideous beasts.
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Rhythm (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-13-11 06:17 PM
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23. Me (Rhythm) and the lovely Lyric...
Photo taken last New Year's Eve... i'm posting it while sitting in the same place!
(a little college-town pub where i work)
I'm the one on the left. :-)
Okay.
Someone help me out here.
Which one plays the man in this relationship ?
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God You cant tell me Calpig wasnt born with a penis. She is hideous.
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You'd have to feed me enough beer to kill a horse to get me to **** any of them.
Hideous beasts.
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Almost wasted a bunch of Dunkin Donuts coffee when I read that. H5!
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What makes Calpig look so manly is her humongous ears. Like the Seinfeld episode with the Man Hands, she has Man Ears. Then, they're accentuated by tucking that scraggly hair behind them.
I just hate how they fall all over themselves telling Pig she's so beautiful. I can honestly say that when one of our wimmens posts a pic here, and I say she's gorgeous, I mean it.
Regarding REP: Holy crap! That's a scary DUmmie.
Green Party Voter: I would not have put that pic on the Internet. Plus, her husband is as hairless as a fish.
As soft as the Pillsbury Doughboy, he's wearing a "Sports Life" T-shirt. Right.
Lyric, the beggar extraordinaire, has caterpillars for eyebrows, like many DUmmies. Wonder if she ever got a free ride to Australia?
I see that Oreck keeps urging the DUmmies to get deep-down steam clean. :lmao:
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Post # 25.
:runaway:
# 56
I'm....................................sorry...........................NOT
One other observation, Dummies, step away from the dinner plate.
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Okay.
Someone help me out here.
Which one plays the man in this relationship ?
I think the backward ballcap is a hint, along with the fact she's one of those miserable louts who keep their hat on inside a restaurant.
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What makes Calpig look so manly is her humongous ears. Like the Seinfeld episode with the Man Hands, she has Man Ears. Then, they're accentuated by tucking that scraggly hair behind them.
I just hate how they fall all over themselves telling Pig she's so beautiful. I can honestly say that when one of our wimmens posts a pic here, and I say she's gorgeous, I mean it.
Ears can be forgiven. The Adam's apple-esque fat wattle can be forgiven, too. It's the ugliness on the inside that makes all the difference.
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Ouch....
Can you tell which ones were the child molesters? I spotted at least three.
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Thanks so much for this thread. Just a few thoughts on its content;
The OP looks constipated but I think he was looking for "rugged". He just looks miserable instead to me.
Calpeg's lipstick is wrong wrong wrong for her, and the earrings she's wearing draw attention to their size.
That lesbian looks like Chaz Bono to me.
RushisRot is awesome.
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You'd have to feed me enough beer to kill a horse to get me to **** any of them.
Hideous beasts.
Not even for a million dollars?
:lmao:
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Well, now. I didn't realize there would be compensation.
I'd have to think about it.
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Well, now. I didn't realize there would be compensation.
I'd have to think about it.
Eww.
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I had to take another look at that thread.
I stand by my original statement. Hell no.
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Well, now. I didn't realize there would be compensation.
I'd have to think about it.
A bacon sandwich?
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A million bacon sandwiches.
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A million bucks?
Come to papa.
Except the CalPig, for whom, I believe, coach has already volunteered.
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Except the CalPig, for whom, I believe, coach has already volunteered.
Uh, no way. Unless the memory's screwed up, I don't recall volunteering to hop around in the sack with the CalPig primitive in order to straighten her out.
I did however volunteer to hop into the sack with nadin, to clear her head, given my affinity for women with Hebraic features. But I've since re-thought that, and changed my mind.
By the way, there's been an obvious lack of nadin threads here today.
Which is fine by me; may the trend continue.
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I had to take another look at that thread.
I stand by my original statement. Hell no.
2 mil? :-)
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Not even for a million dollars?
:lmao:
A Million, two Shopping bags and you cover the ER bill for debriding my arm after I chew through the bone if she rolls over onto it. Oh, and a fifetime supply of scotch so I can drink myself into oblivion to try and forget the [shudder] incident.
Then I'd think about it.
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-15-11 03:01 PM
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58. i'd hit it
Grrrrrrrrowl!
That one made me throw up in my mouth a little. :bolt:
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Since we're talking big money, I went and had another look. I would say the Bluesbassman's son is pretty cute. But if he's a raving lunatic moonbat, no dice. His brother's not bad either. Wonder if he's one of those Freeper family members those guys are always bitching about.
The OP, bob, reminds me of Herman Munster.
Dyedinthewool Liberal reminds me of the dude who got raped in Deliverance, whatshisname...Ned Beatty.
Ladies, don't you just want to do something with their hair? The hippiechick hair that Calpig does just doesn't work when you're 70. An elegant chignon is out, since her ears would grow exponentially. I think a short, soft layered look with some kind of bangs to conceal the receding hairline. Gray is fine when you're 70, (not that I'll ever do that).
And Dystopian. Drug use will cause your hair to do that. So, once you've cleaned up, you have to cut that mess. This is not 1968, DUmp girls.
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You'd have to feed me enough beer to kill a horse to get me to **** any of them.
Hideous beasts.
I don't know about you but if I drank enough beer to screw one of them....the whole episode would be more like trying to stuff a wet noodle up a wildcats ass.
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A million bucks?
Come to papa.
Except the CalPig, for whom, I believe, coach has already volunteered.
Bet there's a big surprise waiting for the guy who finally beds CalPig, lol.
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Since we're talking big money, I went and had another look. I would say the Bluesbassman's son is pretty cute. But if he's a raving lunatic moonbat, no dice. His brother's not bad either. Wonder if he's one of those Freeper family members those guys are always bitching about.
The OP, bob, reminds me of Herman Munster.
The OP, DUmmy backwoodsbob, is one of the DUmp's most repulsively outspoken queers.
The odds are most of the others are similarly inclined.
So don't get all het up.
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2 mil? :-)
2 mil won't cover the cost of the multiple veneral disease treatments and psychological counseling I would need over my lifetime.
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The OP, DUmmy backwoodsbob, is one of the DUmp's most repulsively outspoken queers.
The odds are most of the others are similarly inclined.
So don't get all het up.
Oh! He talked further downthread about having had his hair cut recently, so his wife wanted to have a picture taken.....oh wait, never mind. That kind of wife.