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Title: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: BattleHymn on November 14, 2011, 10:28:43 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9822905&mesg_id=9822905

Not much to drag over to the DUmpster, just another picture thread.  Calpig only manages to be the 7th reply, rather than the first.  It is a nice Adam's apple shot, though.    

Mostly, it's just a bunch of nameless faceless primitives, but it might be of passing interest to some.  
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Chris_ on November 14, 2011, 10:34:55 PM
You'd have to feed me enough beer to kill a horse to get me to **** any of them.

Hideous beasts.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: LC EFA on November 15, 2011, 12:41:38 AM
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Rhythm (1000+ posts)     Sun Nov-13-11 06:17 PM
Response to Original message
23. Me (Rhythm) and the lovely Lyric...
   
Photo taken last New Year's Eve... i'm posting it while sitting in the same place!
(a little college-town pub where i work)
I'm the one on the left. :-)

Okay.

Someone help me out here.

Which one plays the man in this relationship ?
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: lars1701c on November 15, 2011, 06:39:40 AM
God You cant tell me Calpig wasnt born with a penis. She is hideous.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 15, 2011, 07:24:04 AM
You'd have to feed me enough beer to kill a horse to get me to **** any of them.

Hideous beasts.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Almost wasted a bunch of Dunkin Donuts coffee when I read that.  H5!
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Karin on November 15, 2011, 07:43:23 AM
What makes Calpig look so manly is her humongous ears.  Like the Seinfeld episode with the Man Hands, she has Man Ears.  Then, they're accentuated by tucking that scraggly hair behind them. 

I just hate how they fall all over themselves telling Pig she's so beautiful.  I can honestly say that when one of our wimmens posts a pic here, and I say she's gorgeous, I mean it. 

Regarding REP:  Holy crap!  That's a scary DUmmie. 

Green Party Voter:  I would not have put that pic on the Internet.  Plus, her husband is as hairless as a fish.
As soft as the Pillsbury Doughboy, he's wearing a "Sports Life" T-shirt.  Right.

Lyric, the beggar extraordinaire, has caterpillars for eyebrows, like many DUmmies.  Wonder if she ever got a free ride to Australia? 


I see that Oreck keeps urging the DUmmies to get deep-down steam clean.   :lmao:


Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Wineslob on November 15, 2011, 10:43:11 AM
Post # 25.



 :runaway:



# 56


I'm....................................sorry...........................NOT



One other observation, Dummies, step away from the dinner plate.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 15, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
Okay.

Someone help me out here.

Which one plays the man in this relationship ?
I think the backward ballcap is a hint, along with the fact she's one of those miserable louts who keep their hat on inside a restaurant.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: BattleHymn on November 15, 2011, 04:16:29 PM
What makes Calpig look so manly is her humongous ears.  Like the Seinfeld episode with the Man Hands, she has Man Ears.  Then, they're accentuated by tucking that scraggly hair behind them. 

I just hate how they fall all over themselves telling Pig she's so beautiful.  I can honestly say that when one of our wimmens posts a pic here, and I say she's gorgeous, I mean it. 


Ears can be forgiven.  The Adam's apple-esque fat wattle can be forgiven, too.  It's the ugliness on the inside that makes all the difference. 
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Erasmus on November 15, 2011, 04:55:38 PM
Ouch....

Can you tell which ones were the child molesters?  I spotted at least three.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 15, 2011, 06:14:35 PM
Thanks so much for this thread. Just a few thoughts on its content;

The OP looks constipated but I think he was looking for "rugged". He just looks miserable instead to me.

Calpeg's lipstick is wrong wrong wrong for her, and the earrings she's wearing draw attention to their size.

That lesbian looks like Chaz Bono to me.

RushisRot is awesome.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 15, 2011, 06:29:21 PM
You'd have to feed me enough beer to kill a horse to get me to **** any of them.

Hideous beasts.

Not even for a million dollars?


:lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Chris_ on November 15, 2011, 06:31:04 PM
Well, now.  I didn't realize there would be compensation.

I'd have to think about it.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 15, 2011, 06:33:30 PM
Well, now.  I didn't realize there would be compensation.

I'd have to think about it.

Eww.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Chris_ on November 15, 2011, 06:36:01 PM
I had to take another look at that thread.

I stand by my original statement.  Hell no.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: BattleHymn on November 15, 2011, 06:36:20 PM
Well, now.  I didn't realize there would be compensation.

I'd have to think about it.

A bacon sandwich?  
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Chris_ on November 15, 2011, 06:37:10 PM
A million bacon sandwiches.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 15, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
A million bucks?

Come to papa.

Except the CalPig, for whom, I believe, coach has already volunteered.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: franksolich on November 15, 2011, 07:47:29 PM
Except the CalPig, for whom, I believe, coach has already volunteered.

Uh, no way.  Unless the memory's screwed up, I don't recall volunteering to hop around in the sack with the CalPig primitive in order to straighten her out. 

I did however volunteer to hop into the sack with nadin, to clear her head, given my affinity for women with Hebraic features.  But I've since re-thought that, and changed my mind.

By the way, there's been an obvious lack of nadin threads here today.

Which is fine by me; may the trend continue.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: jtyangel on November 15, 2011, 07:47:38 PM
I had to take another look at that thread.

I stand by my original statement.  Hell no.


2 mil? :-)
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: tanstaafl on November 15, 2011, 10:26:54 PM
Not even for a million dollars?


:lmao:

A Million, two Shopping bags and you cover the ER bill for debriding my arm after I chew through the bone if she rolls over onto it. Oh, and a fifetime supply of scotch so I can drink myself into oblivion to try and forget the [shudder] incident.

Then I'd think about it.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: AprilRazz on November 16, 2011, 05:28:06 AM
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-15-11 03:01 PM
Response to Reply #7
58. i'd hit it
   
Grrrrrrrrowl!
That one made me throw up in my mouth a little. :bolt:
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Karin on November 16, 2011, 07:20:59 AM
Since we're talking big money, I went and had another look.  I would say the Bluesbassman's son is pretty cute.  But if he's a raving lunatic moonbat, no dice.  His brother's not bad either.  Wonder if he's one of those Freeper family members those guys are always bitching about. 

The OP, bob, reminds me of Herman Munster.
Dyedinthewool Liberal reminds me of the dude who got raped in Deliverance, whatshisname...Ned Beatty. 

Ladies, don't you just want to do something with their hair?  The hippiechick hair that Calpig does just doesn't work when you're 70.  An elegant chignon is out, since her ears would grow exponentially.  I think a short, soft layered look with some kind of bangs to conceal the receding hairline.  Gray is fine when you're 70, (not that I'll ever do that).

And Dystopian.  Drug use will cause your hair to do that.  So, once you've cleaned up, you have to cut that mess.  This is not 1968, DUmp girls. 
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 16, 2011, 07:45:48 AM
You'd have to feed me enough beer to kill a horse to get me to **** any of them.

Hideous beasts.

I don't know about you but if I drank enough beer to screw one of them....the whole episode would be more like trying to stuff a wet noodle up a wildcats ass.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Erasmus on November 16, 2011, 07:49:24 AM
A million bucks?

Come to papa.

Except the CalPig, for whom, I believe, coach has already volunteered.

Bet there's a big surprise waiting for the guy who finally beds CalPig, lol.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 16, 2011, 10:01:22 AM
Since we're talking big money, I went and had another look.  I would say the Bluesbassman's son is pretty cute.  But if he's a raving lunatic moonbat, no dice.  His brother's not bad either.  Wonder if he's one of those Freeper family members those guys are always bitching about. 

The OP, bob, reminds me of Herman Munster.
The OP, DUmmy backwoodsbob, is one of the DUmp's most repulsively outspoken queers.
The odds are most of the others are similarly inclined.
So don't get all het up.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Erasmus on November 16, 2011, 10:17:05 AM

2 mil? :-)

2 mil won't cover the cost of the multiple veneral disease treatments and psychological counseling I would need over my lifetime.
Title: Re: DUmmie starts a picture thread, Calpig only makes it in at #7 reply
Post by: Karin on November 16, 2011, 10:20:16 AM
The OP, DUmmy backwoodsbob, is one of the DUmp's most repulsively outspoken queers.
The odds are most of the others are similarly inclined.
So don't get all het up.

Oh!  He talked further downthread about having had his hair cut recently, so his wife wanted to have a picture taken.....oh wait, never mind.  That kind of wife.