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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Aristotelian on November 14, 2011, 06:25:26 AM
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Mon Nov-14-11 02:29 AM
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Shave it down or let it grow?
I am a balding man.
At 41, I have the typical male pattern baldness, with fuzzy hair where the regular hair was
Yet, I have thick hair growing from the front of my hairline. This won't always be so.
Should I do the 'grow, gel and slick back' thing? Even though I might look like a douche?
DUmp link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9823891)
Personally I suspect it's too late to avoid looking like a douche.
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I voted slick back. If you are already a douche, you might as well stay in character.
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He should use the Ron Popiel(sp) instant hair in a spray can. :-)
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Only 2 votes? Whatever happened to GOTV?
I'm not sure about shaving it down to chrome-dome status. I say keep it clipped very short, and neat. Mililtary-style. Make sure your neck is shaved, have that mail-order bride do it for you. Grow, gel & slick back is an astoundingly bad idea. I can smell it from here.
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I voted slick back. If you are already a douche, you might as well stay in character.
I agree wholeheartedly.
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I voted slick back. If you are already a douche, you might as well stay in character.
That's certainly the way I'm leaning.
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Since there can be no doubt about DUmmy Taverner's doucheitude, his hairstyle should reflect that.
He'll also factor in the possibility that it may be more difficult to score illegal drugs as a bald man.
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He'll look like a douche either way, it's probably better to be a douche with stupid-looking hair than a douche who slipped out of the mental ward while they were setting up the electroshock machine.
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Looks like he decided to go with the shaved look:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Tav.jpg)
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He could have an 18 inch Afro and stand 6foot 8 inches tall and he'd still be an idiot douche bagger.
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DUmp link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9823891)
Personally I suspect it's too late to avoid looking like a douche.
His bigger problem is being a drug-addicted asshole. His hair, however configured, is a distraction.
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Where the hell have you been? I thought you starved during that terrible San Diego grocery store strike.
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Slick it back. Buy a Member's Only jacket.
Then buy a nondescript white Chevy van.
You'll look great!
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Just keep it short and neat. You can get a box of Rogain ( generic ) at Wal Mart for $18 if you really want to try to hold on to it. Or just let it fall out, get some dippity doo and make a bunch of points around your head like a crown.
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Slick it back. Buy a Member's Only jacket.
Then buy a nondescript white Chevy van.
You'll look great!
I thought he had a red van?
(http://www.saasta.fi/saasta/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/free_candy_van.thumbnail.jpg)