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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Aristotelian on November 14, 2011, 06:17:28 AM

Title: My cousin is in jail
Post by: Aristotelian on November 14, 2011, 06:17:28 AM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)         Mon Nov-14-11 02:23 AM
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My cousin is in jail
****all, she got a DUI. Working full time, of course she can't do the community service and pay the fine.

Hence, a warrant, and she is in jail.

****.

This is not what it is supposed to do.

Lindsay Lohan gets 3 hours for her repeated violations, yet my cousin gets months for her mistake - first time.

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But it's not all sympathy for Tav and his drink/drug ridden cousin...

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LeftyMom (1000+ posts)      Mon Nov-14-11 05:45 AM
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4. She's damned lucky she didn't kill anybody, including herself. 
I'm glad she's not on the roads.


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Riftaxe  (1000+ posts)      Mon Nov-14-11 05:49 AM
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5. You should have taken the time to inform your cousin
 Edited on Mon Nov-14-11 05:50 AM by Riftaxe
a) driving while loaded is against the law
b) it might lead to inconvenient consequences
c) you might ****ing kill someone or her self!!!!!
Title: Re: My cousin is in jail
Post by: BattleHymn on November 14, 2011, 07:37:07 AM
It must be a full moon.  I agree with both the Leftymom and Riftaxe primitives. 
Title: Re: My cousin is in jail
Post by: NHSparky on November 14, 2011, 08:13:39 AM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)         Mon Nov-14-11 02:23 AM
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My cousin is in jail
****all, she got a DUI. Working full time, of course she can't do the community service and pay the fine.

Hence, a warrant, and she is in jail.

****.

This is not what it is supposed to do.

Lindsay Lohan gets 3 hours for her repeated violations, yet my cousin gets months for her mistake - first time.

No, dipshit--the reason she's in jail is because she blew off the court the first time.  Seems to me that lots of people work full time and get community service, yet have no problem doing it.  Why is your cousin such a lazy beyotch that she can't be bothered to pay her debt as determined by the courts?  Oh, and lots of courts will also consider additional community service or weekends in jail in lieu of fines. 

But I bet your ass she had more than enough money to fork over to a DUI attorney, didn't she?
Title: Re: My cousin is in jail
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 14, 2011, 10:23:10 AM
No, dipshit--the reason she's in jail is because she blew off the court the first time. 

'Zackly.
Title: Re: My cousin is in jail
Post by: Wineslob on November 14, 2011, 10:27:15 AM
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This is not what it is supposed to do.


This what happens when the system lets a drunk "get off the hook" you ****ing asshole.



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Title: Re: My cousin is in jail
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on November 14, 2011, 10:38:18 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVnplh7gnlU[/youtube].
Title: Re: My cousin is in jail
Post by: Airwolf on November 14, 2011, 10:53:20 AM
Getting all broken up over your cousin getting jail time doesn't solve the problem.  It does however keep someone dangerous off the damned roads. Sorry but I have lost friends to drunk drivers and they get no sympathy from me.
Title: Re: My cousin is in jail
Post by: Tucker on November 14, 2011, 11:06:28 AM
I'd be shocked if the names weren't changed to protect the guilty. :whistling: