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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on November 11, 2011, 01:50:05 PM
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Atman (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-11-11 12:38 PM
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Today's episode of "Crazy Shit My Friends Post On Facebook"
Edited on Fri Nov-11-11 12:46 PM by Atman
This guy was one of my best friends from grade school through high school. We used to hang out at his house after school for "bong-a-thons," where six or eight of us would all contribute some weed to his hookah. He was the son of a prominent local preacher. Now he he lists his job as being at (Family Name) Group Properties, so maybe he's just very bitter at the downturn in the real estate market and lashing out. We grew up together in Florida, I moved to New England while he stayed in Florida, further explaining his delusional right-wing attitudes. Anyway, here is his first post today...
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"VOTER FRAUD is the name of ACORN's game. They're just getting their feet wet in the Occupy Wall Street protests. Their real goal is to steal the 2012 elections by flooding polling booths with illegitimate voters."
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Where do they come up with this stuff???
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Atman (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-11-11 12:45 PM
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3. LOL!He maybe an idiot, but that was my bad.
Fixed....I'm bed-ridden after foot surgery, transcriping manually from my iPhone to an iPad via a wireless keyboard, all balanced on my lap, I'm surprised I didn't make more mistakes!
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Atman (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-11-11 12:45 PM
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3. LOL!He maybe an idiot, but that was my bad.
Fixed....I'm bed-ridden after foot surgery, transcriping manually from my iPhone to an iPad via a wireless keyboard, all balanced on my lap, I'm surprised I didn't make more mistakes!
Did the doctors get it out of your mouth OK??
Next up...rectal surgery, to get the head out. :-)
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Atman (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-11-11 12:38 PM
Original message
Today's episode of "Crazy Shit My Friends Post On Facebook"
Edited on Fri Nov-11-11 12:46 PM by Atman
This guy was one of my best friends from grade school through high school. We used to hang out at his house after school for "bong-a-thons," where six or eight of us would all contribute some weed to his hookah. He was the son of a prominent local preacher. Now he he lists his job as being at (Family Name) Group Properties, so maybe he's just very bitter at the downturn in the real estate market and lashing out. We grew up together in Florida, I moved to New England while he stayed in Florida, further explaining his delusional right-wing attitudes. Anyway, here is his first post today...
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"VOTER FRAUD is the name of ACORN's game. They're just getting their feet wet in the Occupy Wall Street protests. Their real goal is to steal the 2012 elections by flooding polling booths with illegitimate voters."
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Where do they come up with this stuff???
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Unlike the DUmp actual history of events is what guides our thoughts and suspicions.
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He has an IPhone and an IPAD?
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Did the doctors get it out of your mouth OK??
Next up...rectal surgery, to get the head out. :-)
That'd be pretty major surgery.
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:whatever:Wow, with that Ipad and wireless keyboard he just made a ......laptop. Imagine that. :yawn:
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I'm intensely curious as to what my evil twin did to his foot.
Besides stick it in his mouth, or shove it up inside himself, that is.
Maybe a skiing or surfboard accident, I dunno.
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I'd love to see the "before surgery" photo. :lmao:
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I'd love to see the "before surgery" photo. :lmao:
You know, it could be just about anything.
My evil twin's a narcissist sans peer, but apparently some time ago he let himself go to pot, and ballooned way up to circa 250 pounds (he's about six feet tall). He's since dropped maybe 25 pounds. I'm wondering if he got too fat for his feet.
I dunno.
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You know, it could be just about anything.
My evil twin's a narcissist sans peer, but apparently some time ago he let himself go to pot, and ballooned way up to circa 250 pounds (he's about six feet tall). He's since dropped maybe 25 pounds. I'm wondering if he got too fat for his feet.
I dunno.
Well, I've heard that can be a contributing factor. :whistling:
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Atman
... further explaining his delusional right-wing attitudes.
You believe that the R's purposely threw an election just so the Dems would get the blame for the economy, but your childhood friend has "delusional right-wing attitudes?" I suppose from your prespective, he does.
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Go back to drawing blank speech bubbles, you dolt.
Poor Pedro.
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