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Title: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"
Post by: bijou on November 11, 2011, 01:20:32 PM

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A Tennessee woman who said she wanted a relationship--and did not want to be just “a booty call”--allegedly stabbed a male suitor Tuesday night after he became irate when she put the brakes on his attempts to “touch her suggestively,” police report.

Oh, did we mention that the two are first cousins?

Erica Wilson, 21, and Jesse Brooks, 32, were arrested and charged with aggravated domestic assault following a brawl in Brooks’s home in Rogersville. The combatants are pictured in the above mug shots.

Wilson told a sheriff’s deputy that she and Brooks had “gotten into an argument about the status” of their relationship. It was during the argument, Wilson reported, that Brooks “began to touch her suggestively and stated that ‘he wanted her.’” In response, Wilson told her cousin that she “wanted a relationship and did not want to be 'A Booty Call,'” according to a Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office report.

The latter comment allegedly infuriated Brooks, who began cursing at Wilson, and then allegedly knocked her to the kitchen floor with a flurry of punches. Fighting back, Wilson grabbed a pair of scissors and slashed away at her cousin’s face, neck, arms, and back.

An investigator noted that Wilson and Brooks, who smelled of booze, admitted to consuming significant amounts of Everclear grain alcohol. Since a “primary aggressor” could not be determined, both cousins were arrested.  ...

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/wilsonandbrooks.jpg)

Living up to the stereotype. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cousins-booty-call-543719) ;)

Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"
Post by: Chris_ on November 11, 2011, 01:23:08 PM

Nice band-aids, homie.

Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"
Post by: zeitgeist on November 11, 2011, 01:38:01 PM

Everclear is nasty $hit. That stuff burns with a blue flame, 190 proof IMSM.  Kissin an swillin cousins.  Yewwwwwwe!!!

Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"
Post by: Wineslob on November 11, 2011, 01:39:53 PM

Pretty good pic of "beaten about the head and neck".    :rofl:

Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"
Post by: longview on November 11, 2011, 03:40:13 PM

Glad they got stopped before they had a chance to reproduce.

Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 12, 2011, 06:41:50 PM

Quote from: zeitgeist on November 11, 2011, 01:38:01 PM

Everclear is nasty $hit. That stuff burns with a blue flame, 190 proof IMSM.  Kissin an swillin cousins.  Yewwwwwwe!!!

Makes great car window washer antifreeze... cheap too!!! Used it for years. Keeps the wipers limber too. Can't get it here anymore since some busybody in the state legislature got it banned.

Title: Re: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"
Post by: DixieBelle on November 12, 2011, 09:32:02 PM

LMAO! Not Florida for once!