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Title: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 10, 2011, 06:32:01 PM

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http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/11/09/2494843/noriega-chavez-cancer-progressing.html

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By Antonio Maria Delgado
adelgado@ElNuevoHerald.com

President Hugo Chávez’s cancer is spreading faster than expected and his doctors fear that he may have only a few months left to live, a former U.S. government official said Wednesday, citing sources inside the Venezuelan government.
--snip-- More at link.

I guess he doesn't have to fight his own party over being granted a lifetime presidential term in office anymore.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: Chris_ on November 10, 2011, 06:32:34 PM

so sad.  ^*sniff* :(


:yawn:

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: FreeBorn on November 10, 2011, 07:13:06 PM

Sucks to be him. I don't wish any ill will upon anyone but this does bode well for the people of Venezuela.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: JakeStyle on November 10, 2011, 10:45:06 PM

Poor bastard, Beth will be crushed.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: Firechild on November 10, 2011, 11:10:53 PM

Obama can replace him easily.   I know that sounds callous... :/

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: whiffleball on November 11, 2011, 06:12:04 AM

This kind of thing happens to much, much better people all around the world every single day.  No ill will intended.  It's just the truth.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: DefiantSix on November 11, 2011, 09:12:43 AM

Quote from: JakeStyle on November 10, 2011, 10:45:06 PM

Poor bastard, Beth will be crushed.

I hear Hitler, Mao and Bin Laden are excited though.  Another asshole to stretch out the pineapple sodomizing schedule in hell.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZQw6KuNKqs[/youtube]

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: Gina on November 11, 2011, 09:22:34 AM

Usually when something like "he has months to live" is reported, they are dead within days/weeks.     :hyper:

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 11, 2011, 10:45:33 AM

Quote from: Firechild on November 10, 2011, 11:10:53 PM

Obama can replace him easily.   I know that sounds callous.

I'm sure the jug-eared Kenyan's State Department has another America-hating communist lined up to take Yugo's place.

One can hope that, after 2012, the CIA may get involved to promote a rapid transition to a more civilized regime in VZ.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: Eupher on November 11, 2011, 10:54:22 AM

Karma.

Hugo -- it's a bitch, ain't it?

Rot in hell, you communist shitstain -- or at least practice rotting before you actually croak.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: Wineslob on November 11, 2011, 12:04:06 PM

I'm more concerned about what happens after Chavez.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: thundley4 on November 11, 2011, 07:31:16 PM

Quote from: Wineslob on November 11, 2011, 12:04:06 PM

I'm more concerned about what happens after Chavez.

It's not like the new boss could hate the US more than Hugo.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: Erasmus on November 14, 2011, 03:03:55 PM

Sean Penn and Susan Saranwrap will be devastated.  I wish Chavez the best cancer treatment that the third world hellhole he created can provide.

Title: Re: Noriega: Chávez cancer progressing faster than expected
Post by: Lacarnut on November 15, 2011, 08:50:04 PM

Quote from: Erasmus on November 14, 2011, 03:03:55 PM

I wish Chavez the best cancer treatment that the third world hellhole he created can provide.

After the third world doctor from Cuba botched the first operation, a Spanish doctor operated on him. Socialized meds is free but deadly.