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Title: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Ballygrl on November 09, 2011, 09:32:58 PM
So pretentious! All we have in the house is regular iodized salt and sea salt.

Oh and frank, the Cooking and Baking Forum is picking up!

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LaydeeBug   (1000+ posts)           Fri Nov-04-11 08:42 PM
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Longing for the perfect Salt...
   
Salt is soooooo super important. A fleur de sal, or grey sea salt, any of the dozens of varieties there are.

A few years ago, I went to an organic festival at our town's convention center. I had heard about it on Air America. While there, this women, who had been doubting the decision to attend with her salt, overheard me tell someone how I heard of the event and she hugged me and told me it restored her faith in her decision to travel all the way from California. She insisted on giving me a bag of her salt, and refused to take payment because she was so elated and looking for a "sign".   Well, it was the BEST SALT IN THE WORLD, and *of *COURSE* the other half threw away the bag so I can't order more (aside: I wished she would have charged me because I would have had a record on my credit card)

So until I find my "California Perfect", what are you favorite kinds of salt? Brand names are appreciated?

Where do you order other spices from?

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Warpy   (1000+ posts)             Sun Nov-06-11 11:48 AM
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5. Check out a big health food store if you have one.
   
I was looking for regular sea salt and all I could find was that fancy French stuff so I got a box. Well, the stuff cakes even out here in the desert so the box is now sealed in a jar with a couple of packs of dessicant.

To me, sodium chloride is sodium chloride. I stick to sea salt and Kosher mined salts because of the differences in texture and the fact that neither have anticaking ingredients, something you don't need out here in the desert unless the salt is full of lavender clay.

I will use up the lavender salt eventually (it takes me 10 years go through a pound of sea salt), but I won't like it.

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kestrel91316   (1000+ posts)             Sat Nov-05-11 09:40 PM
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2. Well, aside from the box of Morton in the cupboard, and the box of
   
somebody's kosher salt in the other cupboard, and the jar of Trader Joe's coarse sea salt in a third cupboard, I am pretty much set.

I did have some Fleur de Sel de Camargue that I got in France 10 years ago, but that's long gone.

I enjoy other types when I have them, but am not fussy.

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Callalily   (1000+ posts)           Sun Nov-06-11 06:47 AM
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3. Recently picked up some
   
Himalayan pink salt. It's great on fish!

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beac   (1000+ posts)           Sun Nov-06-11 11:42 AM
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4. Another vote for pink Himalayan salt.
   
I get mine from The Spice Lab (http://shop.thespicelab.com ) I buy the coarse crystals and grind from my tabletop salt grinder (just like a pepper grinder.)

They have LOTS of other salts for sale and I'm hoping to treat myself to one of their "Sampler" packs if/when car repairs stop sucking up all our disposable income.

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GoCubsGo   (1000+ posts)           Tue Nov-08-11 03:51 PM
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6. I like the Hawaiian black lava salt.
   
You can buy it, and a lot of other varieties of salt at The Spice House, which is also a great place for spices.

http://www.thespicehouse.com/spices/hawaiian-black-and-...
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: franksolich on November 09, 2011, 11:19:07 PM
But the cooking and baking forum has a long ways to go, to regain the body, the soul, the heart, it once had with Mrs. Alfred Packer, the hippywife primitive, in it, before hippyhubby Wild Bill either forbade her to hang around, or ate her.

I was going to nominate Mrs. Alfred Packer for the "Willie" this year, but certain recent events are making me think again, regarding that award.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: DefiantSix on November 09, 2011, 11:23:02 PM
The DUmbshits would hate my response to this circle jerk, because the best cooking salt I have encountered is:

KOSHER SALT

Suck it long and hard, you anti-semitic little bastards.

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Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: catsmtrods on November 10, 2011, 04:14:35 AM
The perfect salt for those bastards would be the salt I pound up their ass!
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 10, 2011, 04:21:42 AM
Is there something wrong with Morton or store brand salt?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: franksolich on November 10, 2011, 05:03:27 AM
Is there something wrong with Morton or store brand salt?  :lmao:

In case you didn't know this, the cooking and baking primitives are rather, uh, pretentious.

They've made an art of being that way.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 10, 2011, 05:08:17 AM
Is there something wrong with Morton or store brand salt?  :lmao:

Not in my book...or kitchen.

If the DUmmies want salt they should make their own. Get some pure sodium and chlorine, combine in a castiron skillet at high temperture, stir vigurously until.... hell, if they get to that last part they've done something wrong.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: miskie on November 10, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Salt can be expressed in four letters, NaCl -- all other variants are 'salt' that contain other chemical compounds.

The only other difference are the size of the salt crystals - texture.

I fail to see the big deal here.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: LC EFA on November 10, 2011, 05:41:52 AM
Perfect salt...


Hmm...

Might I suggest Mercury Fulminate or Lead Azide ?

Perhaps Lead Picrate ?

Make sure to grind it well before use !

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 10, 2011, 05:45:38 AM
Salt can be expressed in four letters, NaCl -- all other variants are 'salt' that contain other chemical compounds.

The only other difference are the size of the salt crystals - texture.

I fail to see the big deal here.

That's because you aren't one of the "educated elite" with an intelligent palate. You don't know about the various nuances of salt like John Kerry knew the various nuances of foreign affairs because he spoke French.

In other words, you aren't trying hard enough to be a pretentious, pompous ass. :-)
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: zeitgeist on November 10, 2011, 06:53:20 AM
Is there something wrong with Morton or store brand salt?  :lmao:

My, My, such na·ïve·té, "if you have to ask" :lmao: :lmao:

Say, anyone stop to wonder why salt is iodonized in the first place?

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Iodized salt
"IDD is the single greatest cause of preventable mental retardation. Severe deficiencies cause cretinism, stillbirth and miscarriage. But even mild deficiency can significantly affect the learning ability of populations. Scientific evidence shows alarming effects of IDD. Even a moderate deficiency, especially in pregnant women and infants, lowers their intelligence by 10 to 15 IQ points, with incalculable damage to social and economic development of nations and communities. Today over 1 billion people in the world suffer from iodine deficiency, and 38 million babies born every year are not protected from brain damage due to IDD. These 38 millions, or nearly 30 percent of the world’s newborns, come from families that are the least educated, most isolated and economically disadvantaged. The mark of a civilized society is how well it takes care of its most vulnerable and deprived communities. If we continue to fail to reach these newborns, we will be consigning them to an inter-generational cycle of poverty and injustice."

-- Kul Gautam, Deputy Executive Director, UNICEF, October 2007


http://www.saltinstitute.org/Uses-benefits/Salt-in-Food/Essential-nutrient/Iodized-salt


And here we have yet another answer for the question "Why are DUmmies the way they are?" :rotf:
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Karin on November 10, 2011, 07:13:01 AM

Kestrel:
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I did have some Fleur de Sel de Camargue that I got in France 10 years ago, but that's long gone.

 

Then why did you even mention it, if it's long gone?   :lmao:  Pretentious ass. 

I have some of that, sent to me by an aunt who went on a European trip.  It failed to rock my world, but it was a thoughtful gift. 
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Ballygrl on November 10, 2011, 07:13:52 AM
Is there something wrong with Morton or store brand salt?  :lmao:

I thought that's what everyone used, I actually felt stuck-up posting that I use sea salt too, LOL.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 10, 2011, 09:07:50 AM
I thought that's what everyone used, I actually felt stuck-up posting that I use sea salt too, LOL.

I use Morton's for every day stuff, but I have one of those little McCormick sea salt table grinders for salt to put on a finished meal, and some fancier sea salt in my spice cabinet.  I've yet to see an instance where the sea salt is demonstrably better, unless there is a particular reason for the larger crystals, such as if it is going on top of something and I want the look of the crystals. 
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Wineslob on November 10, 2011, 09:32:08 AM
Personally I think Sea Salt does taste different from regular table salt. So does the fu fu stuff (grey) the DUmmies like to rub in peoples faces. The fu fu stuff, IMO, is not as strong as table salt and has it's own flavor (subtle) from the impurities in it. I use it for flavoring AFTER a dish is done.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: franksolich on November 10, 2011, 09:36:44 AM
My, My, such na·ïve·té, "if you have to ask" :lmao: :lmao:

Say, anyone stop to wonder why salt is iodonized in the first place?

And here we have yet another answer for the question "Why are DUmmies the way they are?" :rotf:

Wow.  I didn't know iodine was connected with discouraging retardation.

I had thought it was added to salt to prevent goiters.

When I worked at the Nebraska Department of Health many years ago, I used to spend coffee breaks with an old country physician (started practicing in Kansas in the late 1940s), and one day he mentioned he'd never treated a Catholic for goiters, only Protestants.

When I inquired, he reminded me of the old Catholic command that one eat fish on Fridays, and that one serving of fish a week provided one with enough iodine to prevent goiters.

But then when iodine was routinely added to salt, goiters even among Protestants withered away.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Bodadh on November 10, 2011, 10:09:25 AM
The guy who played Goober on tv once said in a interview that Goober was the person who would say "mmmmmmmmm, thats good salt."
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: dandi on November 10, 2011, 11:36:48 AM
To me, sea salt has a much "cleaner" taste (if that makes any sense). I like to use it in spaghetti sauce to really bring out the natural tomato flavors. Of course, I use a more common brand like Morton's or Alessi. Never tried the Fleur de French Faggot stuff.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Ballygrl on November 10, 2011, 11:58:06 AM
I use the regular salt for the iodine, and it does taste a little different from the sea salt so I buy the McCormick Grinder like CR mentioned.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: docstew on November 10, 2011, 02:15:47 PM
Not in my book...or kitchen.

If the DUmmies want salt they should make their own. Get some pure sodium and chlorine, combine in a castiron skillet at high temperture, stir vigurously until.... hell, if they get to that last part they've done something wrong.

You forgot the part about sampling both ingredients to ensure purity
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Wineslob on November 10, 2011, 02:19:24 PM
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Warpy   (1000+ posts)             Sun Nov-06-11 11:48 AM
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5. Check out a big health food store if you have one.
   
I was looking for regular sea salt and all I could find was that fancy French stuff so I got a box. Well, the stuff cakes even out here in the desert so the box is now sealed in a jar with a couple of packs of dessicant.


White rice, idiot.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 10, 2011, 04:37:49 PM
You know, for people living on the government dole, they sure like to live the high life. Plain salt just ain't good enough for them.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: BattleHymn on November 10, 2011, 05:24:42 PM
Fleur de Sel de Camargue?  Really?  

Dropping into a conversation salt that you bought ten years ago because it came from France has got to be one of the most pretentious things I've ever heard of in my life.  



I cannot believe these DUmmies are so poor as to have to pay for salt, much less salt their own food.  Me and all of my Republican friends have servants that lick the sweat off of other servants that are busy toiling away, and then the salt licking servants regurgitate it onto whatever I deem needs to be seasoned.  I shouldn't have to pay for salt when I have servants standing around who can produce it for me.  
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: franksolich on November 10, 2011, 05:26:26 PM
Fleur de Sel de Camargue?  Really? 

Dropping into a conversation salt that you bought ten years ago because it came from France has got to be one of the most pretentious things I've ever heard of in my life.

You got it.

That's the cooking and baking primitives for you.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Skul on November 10, 2011, 05:36:05 PM
Perfect salt...
Hmm...

Might I suggest Mercury Fulminate or Lead Azide ?

Perhaps Lead Picrate ?

Make sure to grind it well before use !
Absolutely. Must be fresh ground.
Works best in large quantities. :whistling:


edit to acknowledge a H5 given.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 10, 2011, 05:59:26 PM
OK, the last I checked the DUmmies were posting about how they could not afford rising food prices and they were all forced to cut back.

--oh and it was Bush's fault,

So here I'm reading they are purchasing gourmet pink salts and other luxury items...

either one is destitute or one is not...
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: franksolich on November 10, 2011, 06:39:56 PM
OK, the last I checked the DUmmies were posting about how they could not afford rising food prices and they were all forced to cut back.

--oh and it was Bush's fault,

So here I'm reading they are purchasing gourmet pink salts and other luxury items...

either one is destitute or one is not...

The cooking and baking primitives are a contradiction in that way.

First, they bemoan the fate of the hungry in the world.

Second, they boast of the bacchanalian feasts they chow down.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 10, 2011, 08:27:27 PM
Salt is salt. Sodium chloride, period.

Anyone who tastes a difference has been influenced by the packaging, or there is some other additive involved.

It's like the bottled water nonsense.

Different particle sizes have an effect on how much salt goes onto the food, but that's it.

And the DUmbass who shopped for salt at an "organic festival" should be advised that salt is as inorganic as a substance can be.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: JakeStyle on November 10, 2011, 08:32:31 PM
I know that I used to enjoy several different Campbell's Soups, until they changed to their sea-salt recipes.  Now they all taste like ass.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 10, 2011, 08:51:52 PM
I know that I used to enjoy several different Campbell's Soups, until they changed to their sea-salt recipes.  Now they all taste like ass.
If that's truly the case, you don't want to know where that sea salt has been.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: JakeStyle on November 10, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
If that's truly the case, you don't want to know where that sea salt has been.

Or what other changes were made to the recipes under the guise of the sea salt campaign.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Delmar on November 10, 2011, 09:13:47 PM
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beac   (1000+ posts)           Sun Nov-06-11 11:42 AM
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4. Another vote for pink Himalayan salt.
  
I get mine from The Spice Lab (http://shop.thespicelab.com ) I buy the coarse crystals and grind from my tabletop salt grinder (just like a pepper grinder.)

They have LOTS of other salts for sale and I'm hoping to treat myself to one of their "Sampler" packs if/when car repairs stop sucking up all our disposable income.

Your salt budget would eat into your disposable income?  Are you kidding me?  I must admit that from time to time I have indulged myself with an exotic salt--Lawry's seasoned salt, it really jazzes up the tater tots.  Pretentious enough?
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: GCBill on November 11, 2011, 12:06:02 AM
Your salt budget would eat into your disposable income?  Are you kidding me?  I must admit that from time to time I have indulged myself with an exotic salt--Lawry's seasoned salt, it really jazzes up the tater tots.  Pretentious enough?

Check out Tony Chachere's Original Creole Seasoning - like the label says, it's Great on EVERYTHING!

Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: vesta111 on November 11, 2011, 04:30:06 AM
Check out Tony Chachere's Original Creole Seasoning - like the label says, it's Great on EVERYTHING!



More lies or misconceptions I was taught.

Salt that was Iodised was great for those living inland but if one lived on the sea coast there was no need.
Belief was that the salt air from the coast had iron in it.

Question, for those who cook with cast iron and also use iodised salt, are we getting too much iron in our diets??
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: thundley4 on November 11, 2011, 04:47:11 AM
More lies or misconceptions I was taught.

Salt that was Iodised was great for those living inland but if one lived on the sea coast there was no need.
Belief was that the salt air from the coast had iron in it.

Question, for those who cook with cast iron and also use iodised salt, are we getting too much iron in our diets??

Getting iron from cast iron cookware is a myth. You get very little from it unless you cook everything in cast iron.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 11, 2011, 09:06:27 AM
More lies or misconceptions I was taught.

Salt that was Iodised was great for those living inland but if one lived on the sea coast there was no need.
Belief was that the salt air from the coast had iron in it.

Question, for those who cook with cast iron and also use iodised salt, are we getting too much iron in our diets??

Just to clarify, Iodized salt and salt air have Iodine in them, not iron.  Most of the iodine that people consume on the coast probably comes from their higher seafood levels. 
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 11, 2011, 09:28:58 AM
Check out Tony Chachere's Original Creole Seasoning - like the label says, it's Great on EVERYTHING!
The label is right. I put at least a dash of it on everything.
Tony says, "Just use it like salt", but I use a lot more of it than salt.
Great multipurpose seasoning.
Title: Re: Looking for the perfect salt and not the 1 with the girl and the umbrella
Post by: Delmar on November 11, 2011, 05:17:36 PM
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Tony Chachere's Original Creole Seasoning - like the label says, it's Great on EVERYTHING!
I will expand my horizons and try it.